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flank steak
Ancient Malevolence
Rage Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.27 14:12:00 -
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*Disclaimer* this post is not to embarrass the victims of the valiant battle badger, it is only to celebrate the power of this beautiful creature. All victims got a small donation of isk for being good sports
Last night I went on a mission. I was to get a kill in the fiercest industrial there is, the mighty badger mk II. I told my CEO in corp as I set out from Jita, and he immediately set destination to Perimeter as I began my journey. As i left, I passed a few familiar C&P faces on the Perimeter gate. They gave me their kind regards of good luck in the C&P channel and I set out, looking for blood.
As I arrived in Perimeter, I was pleased to see there were only 3 belts to check. With 80 in local i warped to the first belt with glee. I was excited, a can miner mining in Commorant. He was not buying it so I shrugged my shoulders and flew to the bottom belt.
In warp my badger picked up the scent of a can miner. I primed my damage control and sensor booster as I landed on grid and sure enough, a Coercer can mining. I flip him and he is obviously disgruntled. I inform him that I am only hungry for ore. He flies off and..
RETURNS!!! IN HIS OMEN OF DOOM!!!
I was flabbergasted but quickly locked him! I got my webs on him and he sent out his drones. My lock time of 19 seconds was not fast enough to efficiently take out the drones so I layed my one autocannon into the omen's shields! I have broken his shields! And my passive tank is holding! DEAR SCOTT!!! By this time my battle cries in local had drawn quite a crowd to the belt. A rifter and manticore watched as we fought, stealing from my can hoping to get in on the spectacle. But I could not break his cap stable armor tank! Cycling my neut was not working!
But my CEO bear came to the rescue, with faction fusion M!! He swept into the belt in his ishkur, murdering the poor manticore and dropping me a can. 25 minutes pass and he finally decides to stop repping his armor. After repping 32,000 damage, he slowly goes down
BOOM
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14291091
Many cheers were had in local and I was awarded the medal of the honey badger. But the night did not end there.
Bear decided to swap the ishkur for a cap transfer Itty III, a valiant boat capable of sending me enough cap to keep me stable with my neut. Se we set on another journey to Amarr. As we pass through Inaro, a retriever on scan! With a can! I fly in flip his can, and he warps off... Bear is patiently aligned in his triage itty. And..
A CATALYST ON SCAN!!!
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14291420
Needless to say with my large amount of cap he did not last long. We awarded him many a "GFs" in local as he did almost break my tank before he was neuted out.
At this time Bear had to go to sleep, living in the UK and all.. So being 2 for 2 i set distination home....
But what was this??? the MOTHERLOAD??? I think to myself... "This Honey Badger can take a whole swarm of bees! It doesnt give a damn!"
I flipped the can and after anouncing "Hail Satan!" and "Bring it on you scoundrels!" in local, went down in a firery ball of badger flames.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=14291646
It was quite a glorious end to my night....
....we can rebuild him |
Laqua
Megalantic Technical Group
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Posted - 2011.09.27 14:31:00 -
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Look at all those little bees stinging him, honey badger doesnt give a **** |
Hugs n Kisses
Eternal Profiteers Empire
Eternal Syndicate
213
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Posted - 2011.09.27 14:45:00 -
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this is the best post ive ever read. made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. |
Xuse Senna
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:18:00 -
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Cool Story Bro |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.09.27 15:24:00 -
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Quote:Many cheers were had in local and I was awarded the medal of the honey badger
Haha awesome.... Honey Badger don't care, Honey Badger don't give a sh*t.
Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. |
Alxea
U-208
Bacon Fortress Gaming Syndicate
29
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Posted - 2011.09.27 16:11:00 -
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lmao |
Cerisia
Lone Star enterprises
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Posted - 2011.09.27 23:42:00 -
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Love it!
Brilliant idea / brilliant post.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. |
Drake Draconis
Shadow Cadre
Shadow Confederation
6
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Posted - 2011.09.28 00:01:00 -
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Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger PWN!!!!!! MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! Badger Badger
Epic Win! |
Otonashi Saya
The Priesthood
The 0rphanage
2
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Posted - 2011.09.28 01:32:00 -
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Best Kill is a Battlebadger kill....+1 for Op |
Officer Nyota Uhura
2
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Posted - 2011.09.29 06:40:00 -
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Sir:
Please allow me to congratulate you for your exemplary kill. |
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SomeoneStrange
Deep Space Solutions
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Posted - 2011.09.29 19:16:00 -
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I salute your awesomeness, and I will never underestimate the mighty battle-badger again! |
Lady Go Diveher
The Independent Troll Society
67
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Posted - 2011.09.29 21:47:00 -
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0.o
That could be the first ever loss to mining bots. |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
9
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Posted - 2011.09.29 23:05:00 -
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Found the Video.
There was a video that circulated here on the forums a few years back where a corp did gate camps with badgers. They were able to take out a Vagabond, and then engaged a battleship. Dunno how the battleship engagement ended because the video cut off after killing the Vagabond. Was a fun video because they were having a blast on voice.
( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o )
The world would be a better place if boobies ran the world instead of boobs. |
Scortched Merc
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
31
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Posted - 2011.09.30 16:39:00 -
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Excellent read... thanks! |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
27
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Posted - 2011.09.30 18:42:00 -
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That's funny, I though miners were all cowardly carebears who never fight.
What of all those C&P threads raging about carebears and too many players being PVP-averse?
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Kellyl
Integrity.
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Posted - 2011.09.30 20:39:00 -
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This post reminds me of watching Battle Badger pvp vids YEARS ago, anyone see it, had a sound track of better than you (Metallica).
Was back when ECM wasn't chance based, he was baiting and permajamming Cruise missile kestrels in 0.0...
Oh memories! |
Kellyl
Integrity.
0
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Posted - 2011.09.30 21:06:00 -
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Old school battle bestower:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLhaVfgkkIY
I want the old eve interface back. |
Xearal
SOL Industries
Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2011.09.30 21:25:00 -
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Awesome! Phear the mighty badgers.. now bring on the War Mammoths!
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Kellyl
Integrity.
0
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Posted - 2011.09.30 21:28:00 -
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Xearal wrote:Awesome! Phear the mighty badgers.. now bring on the War Mammoths!
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Lol Oliphaunt. MR FRODO ITS AN OLIPHAUNT
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Herping yourDerp
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
91
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Posted - 2011.10.01 05:46:00 -
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battle badgers are the counter to super cap fleet. |
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flank steak
Ancient Malevolence
Rage Alliance
45
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Posted - 2011.10.07 13:45:00 -
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Revenge was had |
Angry Onions
Martyr's Vengence
Test Alliance Please Ignore
7
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Posted - 2011.10.07 14:41:00 -
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Most Glorious combat was had! I commend you in your efforts against the Retriever Menace!
E .-+ ` ' / -+. F
Your Carebear tears fuel us |
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