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Tom Gerard
Caldari RPS holdings Auctorita Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:27:00 -
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Some people solo Thanatos class capital ships in stabbers. I lose bombers to gate guns.
A two week old character showed me a solo killmail of his merlin destroying a deimos. My biggest kill so far is a mission domi I stole from in his mission.
Why am I terrible? How do I fix it?
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SupaKudoRio
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:30:00 -
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Lack of experience. You need to go kill more **** / get blown up more.
Ye'llo? |

Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:34:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Gerard Why am I terrible? How do I fix it?
You try too hard, I give this thread 1/10.
Originally by: Allestin Villimar Also, if your bookmarks are too far out, they can and will ban you for it.
Originally by: Torothanax Low population in w systems makes afk cloaking unattractive.
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EnslaverOfMinmatar
Amarr Viziam
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:37:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Gerard
How do I fix it?
Go back to WoW.
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Mak'ita
AoD
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:48:00 -
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Originally by: EnslaverOfMinmatar
Originally by: Tom Gerard
How do I fix it?
Go back to WoW.
Lol...maybe you should head back to wow. He's asking for advices, nothing more.
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Solhild
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Posted - 2011.04.14 18:55:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Gerard
Why am I terrible? How do I fix it?
At least you're becoming a forum legend. |

Apollo Gabriel
Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel
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Posted - 2011.04.14 19:00:00 -
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Wow ... I just though you were a nice guy, you were first kill when I was flying around in a caracal with FOF missiles and one rack with defenders, must be you!
***** Signature may appear without warning! ***** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
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Fredfredbug4
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.14 19:00:00 -
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EVE is a game that rewards persistence and patients. When you are new to the game you will fail, and fail, and fail. Only a handful of people become amazing at the game within their first few months. If you keep playing and experimenting you will figure out a way to be successful.
Also read up on all the guides and instructional videos (if any). Just remember that following guides is never enough. EVE has so many hidden and unpredictable variables, some you would never think of. The only way to get good at something is to keep trying it.
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Calfis
Amarr F.R.E.E. Explorer EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2011.04.14 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Gerard
Why am I terrible? How do I fix it?
You are terrible because you keep making posts like these.
The fix is easy, stop posting.
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.04.14 19:25:00 -
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Originally by: Mak'ita He's asking for advices, nothing more.
Actually, he's trolling. Pretty lousily too, I might add... You might want to check up his posting history. It's full of similar junk. _
CCP LEADERSHIP MENTALITY NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST ! "New junky features sell, old polished content doesn't" ? KILL IT WITH FIRE. |

Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.04.14 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Fredfredbug4 EVE is a game that rewards persistence and patients.
No, patients of any sorts should stay locked up in their cells and take their medicine at a regular hour. They shouldn't be present in any online game. Unfortunately I see more of them seeping through security and into our games. If I was rewarded a patient for my adventures in EVE I would quit immediately.
ĉIf you are not big enough to lose, then you are not big enough to win.Ĉ |

Reyold Bengali
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:10:00 -
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Originally by: Aderata Nonkin
Originally by: Fredfredbug4 EVE is a game that rewards persistence and patients.
No, patients of any sorts should stay locked up in their cells and take their medicine at a regular hour. They shouldn't be present in any online game. Unfortunately I see more of them seeping through security and into our games. If I was rewarded a patient for my adventures in EVE I would quit immediately.
Depends on what the patient in question is undergoing treatment for. If female, attractive, and suffering from nymphomania... hell yeah, reward me!!  ------- Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience. |

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:10:00 -
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Pros run their own killboards where they show off their fake kills and suppress all losses they have. You are really noob when you think that EVE runs on honesty. --
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J Kunjeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:18:00 -
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Edited by: J Kunjeh on 14/04/2011 21:18:38
Originally by: Akita T
You might want to check up his posting history. It's full of similar junk.
Man, if only these old clunker forums made that an easy job...you know, like the new forums did. In fact, I'm not sure there is a way, is there? Or does it require a third party API tool?
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:28:00 -
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Originally by: J Kunjeh I'm not sure there is a way, is there ?
1. http://eve-search.com/search/author/Tom_Gerard 2. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Tom+Gerard%22+site:eveonline.com
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CCP LEADERSHIP MENTALITY NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST ! "New junky features sell, old polished content doesn't" ? KILL IT WITH FIRE. |

J Kunjeh
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:37:00 -
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Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: J Kunjeh I'm not sure there is a way, is there ?
1. http://eve-search.com/search/author/Tom_Gerard 2. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Tom+Gerard%22+site:eveonline.com

Lol...so it IS a third party app. The forums themselves are too rickety to do such a powerful thing.
~Gnosis~ |

Lucious Shakiel
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Posted - 2011.04.14 21:41:00 -
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The answer is simple,
become an hero
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.04.14 22:00:00 -
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Edited by: Akita T on 14/04/2011 22:02:35
Originally by: J Kunjeh
Originally by: Akita T
Originally by: J Kunjeh I'm not sure there is a way, is there ?
1. http://eve-search.com/search/author/Tom_Gerard 2. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Tom+Gerard%22+site:eveonline.com

Lol...so it IS a third party app. The forums themselves are too rickety to do such a powerful thing.
Using the built-in search on this forum is ALMOST the same as option #2, since it's basically just a custom Google search. I still prefer Google over it, and I prefer eve-search over Google.
P.S. We STILL don't know just how relevant the search engine of the new forum was (is / will be). Sure, it looked better at first sight, but we have no idea how relevant the results would end up being, not without a lot of data to search through anyway. For all we know, eve-search might still remain the better option. _
CCP LEADERSHIP MENTALITY NEEDS TO CHANGE FAST ! "New junky features sell, old polished content doesn't" ? KILL IT WITH FIRE. |

Cunane Jeran
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Posted - 2011.04.14 22:07:00 -
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Stick at it, my first character was a pirate in 2004, I lost 8 blackbirds in a single week. I think at least 5 of those was warping to gates or stations with a GCC. I know I definately lost one when I got stuck on a roid. The other two times had to be lol worthy. I only remember this because that week bankrupted me >.<
Oh it's now 2011 and I'm still terrible. You don't stand a bloody chance son.
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IoWalker
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Posted - 2011.04.14 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: Cunane Jeran Stick at it, my first character was a pirate in 2004, I lost 8 blackbirds in a single week. I think at least 5 of those was warping to gates or stations with a GCC. I know I definately lost one when I got stuck on a roid. The other two times had to be lol worthy. I only remember this because that week bankrupted me >.<
Oh it's now 2011 and I'm still terrible. You don't stand a bloody chance son.
lol, that was great.
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Grimpak
Gallente The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.14 22:55:00 -
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hay guize I heard there was trollin' goin' so I'm postin' in a Tom Gerard thread. ---
Quote: The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.
ain't that right. |

John Aubrey
Caldari Varangian Sentinels
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Posted - 2011.04.14 23:08:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's
Originally by: Tom Gerard 1/10.
Not empty quotin'.
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Rene Lacoste
Luxury Yacht Club
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Posted - 2011.04.14 23:36:00 -
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KEP UP GOOD POASTING! |

Whitehound
The Whitehound Corporation Frontline Assembly Point
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Posted - 2011.04.14 23:37:00 -
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I have one more explanation to offer: you are lacking boobs. It makes us men look terrible in a lot of situations, especially when looked at by teenage boys. --
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rock crawlermne
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Posted - 2011.04.14 23:38:00 -
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Allow me to translate....
Tom Gerard: "What happened" Tom Gerard: "Somboday set up us the bomb" EVE Readers: "We Get signal" EVE Forum: "Main Screen Turn On" EVE Readers: "It's you !!" Tom Gerard: "How are you gentlemen !!" Tom Gerard: "All your base are belong to us" Tom Gerard: "You are on the Way to destruction"
HA, I KNEW IT. Ancient Japanese Troll.
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NinjaSpud
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Posted - 2011.04.14 23:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tom Gerard Some people solo Thanatos class capital ships in stabbers. I lose bombers to gate guns.
A two week old character showed me a solo killmail of his merlin destroying a My biggest kill so far is a mission domi I stole from in his mission.
Why am I terrible? How do I fix it?
Just on the off chance you aren't trolling, you are terrible because you do not know your ships and what they do.
Let's break it down:
Solo Stabber vs Thanatos....ok yae obviouse troll, not possible. Ant cannot kill elephant.
2 Week Old Merlin vs Deimos.....ehhhhh not probabel. Only possible if deimos = fail fit...wich happens alot so you never know. Merlin may have gotten RR'd...hell I took out a fail fit scorpion in my omen after 2 months...had great RR to help me, so you never know
Misssion domi vs Fail Pilot. Did you steel it or kill it?
ok NVM, he's trolling
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.04.15 01:41:00 -
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You need to be octuploboxing to stand a chance in eve pvp, solo is totally dead.
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Evilan Altana
Moriar Libera
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Posted - 2011.04.15 02:28:00 -
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It is your forum to game time ratio, I suggest you immediately stop posting on the forums and only spend time logged into the game. By my estimates you will need to do this for at least a year to fix it, so better get going.
Also, can not figure out why people still take any post you make seriously, the number of your troll posts is only exceeded by the number of idiots.
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.04.15 02:40:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Spank You need to be octuploboxing to stand a chance in eve pvp, solo is totally dead.
****, that explains it, I thought my quad/quintuple was ok but I'll get to it right away.  -
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Lissian
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:34:00 -
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Don't play to be good, play to learn to be good through experience. Yes, EVE is tough, I've lost a few ships, sometimes stupidly, but as a new player (5 weeks) I'm learning all the time. And I'm having a blast doing it. 
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