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Hek Market
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:10:00 -
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Edited by: Hek Market on 15/04/2011 07:11:31 To: Gigglz, Hek Market CC: Ten Tron (CEO), Bryan Havoc (Guild Director), Tomaso Yo****ome (Acting Diplomat) You have a steam group named 'Project Nemesis.' You have five members in this group, and profess an interest in EVE Online. There, you declare affiliation and control of the corporation Project Nemesis. [P-NEM], estd. December 11, 2010, as well as ownership of the name and brand 'Project Nemesis.' Your fraudulent and plagaristic actions and misrepresentations are damaging to the long-standing, respected, and valuable Project Nemesis [PRONS] franchise. Citing these items, we demand that you Cease and Desist in your flagrant plagarization of the good name of Project Nemesis [PRONS], estd. August 24, 2007. You are hereby required to comply with the following items: 1. You will permanently dissolve your flagrantly plagaristic corporation, Project Nemesis. [P-NEM], effective immediately. Any and all outstanding corporate assets are to be rendered to the leadership of Project Nemesis [PRONS]. 2. You will permanently rename or dissolve your Steam Community group 'Project Nemesis.' by any means necessary, including forcibly expunging all members and permanently deleting the group, effective within two weeks (14 days). 3. You will issue a formal and public apology for the specific aforementioned infractions in the Jita Park area of the EVE Online Forums, effective within two weeks (14 days). Failure to comply with the above items will incur additional fines and penalties to be specified. Penalties may meet or exceed 500 million isk per week, and failure to comply with all terms and fees will result in various and continuous punitive action pursued against you and your current and past membership. --Iam Widdershins Attourney at War
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I had to reread this twice just to make sure I was reading it correctly. By creating an alt corp with the same name I have made these guys so butt hurt they are going to threaten my alt character that logs on once a month. If I had known it was this easy I would have given up pirating long ago and just copied a whole bunch of corp names to see how many people I could make rage. I just felt like I had to share the hilarity with you guys. If you see any of these guys in your local make sure to laugh at them for me.
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Sandra River
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:17:00 -
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I think you're on the wrong section of the forums. And you get some really lame hatemail.
Disappointed, 2/10
gb2 C&P and post about some rifters you suicided
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Hek Market
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:26:00 -
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Edited by: Hek Market on 15/04/2011 07:36:32 Yea more than likely in the wrong section of the forums. If any mods come across this they can move it to a more appropriate location. Either way funny as hell.
Here is some things other people said about the post: [Identities protected for obvious reasons]
*** Oppenheimer > but it's a game nothing more ... and as everything still belongs the property of CCP ... they have nothing to demand
*** Dreger > They're roll playing.. Counter sue them for 2x what they are demanding from you. *** Oppenheimer > but make sure u give them 14days to comply *** Dreger > and demand first born..
*** Bear > well that is a fantastic name
Anyway if you other project nemesis guys are reading this (I know you are I sent you a link) make sure to reply and add more hate.
Oh and Sandra River I know you are alt of Iam Widdershins. Just come out and be a man and spread your hate openly.
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Adicuss Starfyre
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:26:00 -
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LOL i love it ... demanding someone in a game to do something ... LOL legal jargon = awesome ... such is life fellas, if you wanted the name (C) then they shouldhave reserved all names close to it so noone could do it ... and seeing as the name isn't copyrighted. I'd like to see it inforced without becoming harrassment in the game.
If they have any legality to it, then they need to post the lawyers letter or patent notice advising that it is a trademarked name by them and that they have legal rights to the name ... otherwise ... tough kiddies.
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Commander Baird
Minmatar The Cake Collective.
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Posted - 2011.04.15 07:40:00 -
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I hope you have a good lawyer Hek, this is some serious internet spaceship buisness. My favorite part is "Your fraudulent and plagaristic actions and misrepresentations are damaging to the long-standing, respected, and valuable Project Nemesis [PRONS] franchise". Err who are these people? |
Swynet
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Posted - 2011.04.15 12:33:00 -
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Originally by: Commander Baird Err who are these people?
Paranoid schizophrenic drunk nerds? ________________________________________________
Originally by: Goose99 In EVE, PVE can happen anywhere, anytime. Whenever you undock, you subject yourself to involuntary PVE.
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Zelda Wei
Caldari New Horizon Trade Exchange
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Posted - 2011.04.15 21:05:00 -
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Your epic fail at the serious business of internet space ships.
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Allegratto
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Posted - 2011.04.16 18:47:00 -
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1) wrong forum
2) You've been trolled...hard.
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Hek Market
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Posted - 2011.04.17 02:06:00 -
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Originally by: Allegratto 1) wrong forum
2) You've been trolled...hard.
1) You can't read. 2) You still can't read.
Clearly says I put it in the wrong forum and I found it funny enough to post.
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Mirabi Tiane
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Posted - 2011.04.18 02:27:00 -
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I like how they don't know how to spell plagiarism. _____________________________ [Sebiestor tattoos and Intaki hair: NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER.] |
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Xearal
Minmatar SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2011.04.18 11:20:00 -
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As mentioned.. wrong forum... still. FUNNY AS HELL!
This mail was pure unadulterated Lol. I bet that the people who came up with this, wrote it this way because it's funnier than hell.
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Iam Widdershins
FODT
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Posted - 2011.04.30 05:43:00 -
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Originally by: Mirabi Tiane I like how they don't know how to spell plagiarism.
Well spotted. NEVER AGAIN. (but one misspelled difficult word, and a consistent one at that, is pretty good for a mail that size written with no spell check. still... terrible)
Originally by: Hek Market Edited by: Hek Market on 15/04/2011 07:11:31 To: Gigglz, Hek Market CC: Ten Tron (CEO), Bryan Havoc (Guild Director), Tomaso Yo****ome (Acting Diplomat) You have a steam group named 'Project Nemesis.' You have five members in this group, and profess an interest in EVE Online. There, you declare affiliation and control of the corporation Project Nemesis. [P-NEM], estd. December 11, 2010, as well as ownership of the name and brand 'Project Nemesis.' Your fraudulent and plagiaristic actions and misrepresentations are damaging to the long-standing, respected, and valuable Project Nemesis [PRONS] franchise. Citing these items, we demand that you Cease and Desist in your flagrant plagiarization of the good name of Project Nemesis [PRONS], estd. August 24, 2007. You are hereby required to comply with the following items: 1. You will permanently dissolve your flagrantly plagiaristic corporation, Project Nemesis. [P-NEM], effective immediately. Any and all outstanding corporate assets are to be rendered to the leadership of Project Nemesis [PRONS]. 2. You will permanently rename or dissolve your Steam Community group 'Project Nemesis.' by any means necessary, including forcibly expunging all members and permanently deleting the group, effective within two weeks (14 days). 3. You will issue a formal and public apology for the specific aforementioned infractions in the Jita Park area of the EVE Online Forums, effective within two weeks (14 days). Failure to comply with the above items will incur additional fines and penalties to be specified. Penalties may meet or exceed 500 million isk per week, and failure to comply with all terms and fees will result in various and continuous punitive action pursued against you and your current and past membership. --Iam Widdershins Attourney at War
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I had to reread this twice just to make sure I was reading it correctly. By creating an alt corp with the same name I have made these guys so butt hurt they are going to threaten my alt character that logs on once a month. If I had known it was this easy I would have given up pirating long ago and just copied a whole bunch of corp names to see how many people I could make rage. I just felt like I had to share the hilarity with you guys. If you see any of these guys in your local make sure to laugh at them for me.
Dear Failures of [P-NEM],
Welcome to the realm of the thoroughly trolled.
We are Project Nemesis. Perhaps you have heard of us before; if you have not, I am still content. Being feared is nice. Teaching others to fear you is equally nice.
We have done terrible things, we have done awesome things, and we have broken better men and stronger bonds than you have. PRONS has probably been around for longer than most of you have even known about EVE.
But don't take my word for it. Go find out for yourself. It's amazing how lazy eve players are when it comes to googling their opponents. You posted a whole sheaf of terrible replies in this thread without learning a single thing.
So here are some freebies for you.
P.S. you still haven't paid up. I wasn't joking about consequences. Take me seriously or don't, respect and kills are both cool with me.
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Tarikan
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Posted - 2011.05.02 00:28:00 -
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oooh, consequences, you better hide and start doing the good ol' station spinning >.>
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Iam Widdershins
FODT
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Posted - 2011.05.04 22:25:00 -
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Or, you know, run missions until I come kill you. It's all up to you!
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Triztan Kaningam
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Posted - 2011.05.05 03:46:00 -
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God save us from LAWYERS IN SPAAAACE!! |
DestroyRoid
Caldari Confederated Armed Traders
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Posted - 2011.05.05 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Swynet
Originally by: Commander Baird Err who are these people?
Paranoid schizophrenic drunk nerds?
never heard of them. seems they got lucky at one point in time though... thats about it
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Adrian Idaho
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Posted - 2011.05.07 09:03:00 -
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Originally by: Hek Market (Guild Director)
The what now?
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Sandra River
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Posted - 2011.05.09 17:57:00 -
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Edited by: Sandra River on 09/05/2011 17:57:39 bugger
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Iam Widdershins
FODT
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Posted - 2011.05.09 18:00:00 -
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Originally by: Adrian Idaho
Originally by: Hek Market (Guild Director)
The what now?
Bryan Havoc is our guild's Master of Wizardry, and is also responsible for crafting and distributing Dwarven Armor sets as we get the necessary components from our epic raid drops.
I have one of those on my battleship right now, it's pretty nice.
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Bryan Havoc
The Safe House
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Posted - 2011.05.09 18:41:00 -
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Originally by: Iam Widdershins
Originally by: Adrian Idaho
Originally by: Hek Market (Guild Director)
The what now?
Bryan Havoc is our guild's Master of Wizardry, and is also responsible for crafting and distributing Dwarven Armor sets as we get the necessary components from our epic raid drops.
I have one of those on my battleship right now, it's pretty nice.
Hello. I am a Master of Wizardry. Fear my various charms and spells.
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