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El Muchacha
Minmatar
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.05.03 01:30:00 -
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So it is a Sunday night. Just another night in our WH. We are putting out the vibe and having guy talk. Currently the people on are: Lewis(StanĘs brother in law), Timmy(StanĘs life partner), Stan, Frank, me,Sebastion(Timmy's former lover who we eventually let into the corp) and Victor. So it is just another night when all of a sudden I see on the news that Bin Laden is close to die. So I get on TS and say: "Sebastion(Sebastion(Timmy's former lover who we eventually let into the corp) guess what?" Sebastion goes: "What?" I got "The USA just killed Osama he is close to die" All of a sudden Timmy lets out some sort of high pitched squeel.
Not sure why Timmy(Stan's life partner) did that but he is a little fruit ball and I guess that is what fruit balls do. Anyways, Stan and Timmy were telling us about how they plan on adopting a communist child from North Korea. I try to explain to them that it might be a bad idea because once someone is a communist they are always a communist. Anyhow, Timmy and Stan did not take kindly to this and started cussing me out calling me a racist and what not.
I then tell them that I voted for Obama so I couldn't possibly be a racist. Then all of a sudden Sebastion(Timmy's former lover who we eventually let into the corp) steps in and goes "Yeah." Then Timmy just blows up and the whole cream pie incident is brought up again. I am like "Oh geez here we go again." I try to calm both of them down but really it sounds like 2 girls with high pitched voices fighting over stupid stuff. Then all of a sudden someone in local goes "backs to the wall fellas I am in system."
Upon reading this we all start laughing and decide to try and take the guy out. So we hop into our armor tanked Drake gang with a basilisk to support us and provide something we like to call "remote armor repair". We send a scout out and see 4 tengu's and a legion sitting on the other side of the static.
We all have a debate and think we can take them due to Sebastion(Timmy's former lover who we eventually let into the corp) who was in a basilik with "remote armor repair." I round the guys up. We are about to warp to the WH with 7 or so Drakes and a basilisk with "remote armor repair" when Sebastion decides that he has to go pitch a loaf. So long story short we were not able to engage them, Sebastion was let into the corp, Timmy overlooked the whole cream pie incidents, and Bin laden was close to die.
The End
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Zarofdium
Caldari
Therapy.
R.A.G.E
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Posted - 2011.05.03 03:02:00 -
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I would assume by the booster induced coma that you were in a 0.0 system. Surely you are not under the effects of such an intense effect within 5 systems of the Caldari Navy...
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Mutant Caldari
Caldari
Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.05.03 04:44:00 -
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Uh, wut? 
Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it?
Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
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Metal Michelle
Minmatar
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2011.05.03 06:01:00 -
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First post was better, but this is still better than 90% of C+P threads. Go for less politics next time, your original thread had that 'timeless' gay jokes and non sequiturs quality.
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El Muchacha
Minmatar
Phathcom Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.05.03 12:16:00 -
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Don't tell me what to do!
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Ashimat
Caldari
Selectus Pravus Lupus
Transmission Lost
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Posted - 2011.05.04 09:14:00 -
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Edited by: Ashimat on 04/05/2011 09:14:56
This is great reads. I normally don't get half of the 0.0/alliance crap that is posted here, in comparison you are actually making sense.
You have given me a reason to check CAOD now and then. Keep it up guys.
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