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Burga Galti
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Posted - 2005.02.13 00:15:00 -
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No-one has attacked the Jovians since.
Not strictly true...
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Tales from the EVE Cluster |
Sarkos
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Posted - 2005.02.13 01:49:00 -
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Edited by: Sarkos on 13/02/2005 01:50:13
I have recently come into some information that states the Amarr themselves helped the Minmatar rebel, thus forcing a truce with the Jove in an attempt to save face. However, unknown to the Amarr, the Gallente also helped, thus it went out of control and the Minmatar Republic was reborn.
Sarkos shows all the information
See.
Either free the slaves or we will come and get them.
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The Ratfink
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Posted - 2005.02.13 11:48:00 -
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when can we upgrade to become jovians!?!
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CLONE 9
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Posted - 2005.02.13 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: DigitalCommunist
You amarrians are self-righteous little bastards, already trying to find excuses as to why you suck :/
It doesn't say how big the Jovian fleet was, and in the fiction it states that the Jovian Navy is by far the smallest of any empire.. for all you know, they downed 200 battleships with the equivalent of 20. Losing a third of that is "meh", you still got pwned in your face.
Oh, and truce only works with the Jovians since they're "above" war and violence, any other empire would make you beg and surrender. But I guess relying on the mercy and compassion of a superior race is almost as bad!
And clearly if 200 battleships is not even a large portion of the overall Amarrian Navy, and they STILL got wtfpwned by a bunch of Slaves with zero pvp experience, it clearly proves that Gallentean kit rules. So not only did the Amarrians get peenslapped by the Joves, they got a kick to the balls from the Minmaturds with phat Gallente tech. Since Caldari are wifebeater businessmen, who have a lot of missles and money despite no family love, they're automatically above Amarrians.
Congrats, you just found out the Amarr race sucks 
Quick .. somebody tell this dude that it's only a game! 
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Rafe Waddo
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Posted - 2005.02.13 14:44:00 -
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Originally by: DigitalCommunist
I mean wtf, how well can you possibly hide a freaking mothership? 
Tech IV Jove Navy Cloaking Device. 
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.14 03:52:00 -
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is each short story / chronicle usually followed by a patch with new stuff - i was reading hte thread where they are making changes to HW data ? is that heavy weapons perhaps bigger guns or defensive shields to come ?
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Tyrrax Thorrk
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Posted - 2005.02.14 04:14:00 -
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Originally by: DigitalCommunist
Congrats, you just found out the Amarr race sucks
No, fanatic idiot overconfident commanders suck, it took minmatar+gallente+jove+our own idiotic military commanders to stop us.
I'd like to see the pathetic gallente do better against that kind of odds.
Our vessels, technology, numbers and power are all superior to those of the lesser races, we may be arrogant and conceited, but we have good reasons to be.
P.S. Mothership probably had a jovian cloaking device fitted.
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.02.14 07:47:00 -
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Edited by: Amthrianius on 14/02/2005 07:47:40
Originally by: Tyrrax Thorrk
Originally by: DigitalCommunist
P.S. Mothership probably had a jovian cloaking device fitted.
Then the amarr had 20 seconds to kill it before it could even lock them 
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Katya Detia
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Posted - 2005.02.14 09:38:00 -
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The amarian fleet was disorganised. Communications failed. Bad leadership or faulty tech.
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.14 10:57:00 -
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so is another one planned any time soon looking forward to the next story ?
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Kyroki Tirpellan
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Posted - 2005.02.14 11:06:00 -
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Originally by: Dionysus Davinci
Edited by: Dionysus Davinci on 11/02/2005 22:07:17
Edited by: Dionysus Davinci on 11/02/2005 22:02:37
Edited by: Dionysus Davinci on 11/02/2005 22:02:15
Amarians: Where going to totally pwn you.
Jovian: Shut up you jerks, we are trying to study and mess up our gene pool over here.
Much ship exploding in the background
HQ
Amerians: Quick get more duders. These nerds are tough.
Slave HQ
Tars: Yo, Gallente this is the perfect time. Can we have some weapons duders.
Gallentians: Sure, but if anyone asks, you don't know where you got them
Gallentians drive off in their unmarked white van.
Amerian HQ
Amerian Aid: Emperor, the slaves are rebeling and somehow got some serious gear (Except for large projectiles Huck Huck)
Emperoer: Oh Snap.
Later on the Space Phone
Amerians: Dudes, where sorry but we have some home problems. Truce?
Jovians: Whatever, we would rather make ourselves infertial instead of kick your butts anyway.
Thanks man, you made my day
I always wondered what kind of weapons Jove used, lasers huh? I had kinda assumed they used named T5 Smurgleblasters...  I really hope it's a seperate kind of lasers with another skillset, if not it will once again prove Amarrians have a friend up high, they'd have all the skills ready when/if Jove ships and weaponry ever become available..
Peace through love, understanding and superior firepower.
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.14 11:45:00 -
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high powered lasers ?
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Nebulanix
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Posted - 2005.02.14 19:12:00 -
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Video and audio transponders picked up after the battle, indicate that an unknown laser coming out of no where was referred to by the laughing Jovians as the Swartz...
Better luck next time.. 
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.15 01:19:00 -
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swartz laser hey wonder what that is - could a story be done on its origins ?
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Jiin
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Posted - 2005.02.15 08:29:00 -
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Very nice story. :)
Can't wait for a "real" Jovian war.
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.15 08:38:00 -
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a real jove war story could be next ? who would they attack though could be a futurisitic when they are at war with the gallentine federation - a alternative future type story ?
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hired goon
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:18:00 -
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This story wasn't as exciting as the Caldari / Gallente chronicles imho. Should of got hg to do it!
I am also quite disappointed that we didn't see any Jovian cake weapons, or find out how cake was spliced with Jovian genes.
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2005.02.15 14:24:00 -
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Originally by: Nebulanix
Video and audio transponders picked up after the battle, indicate that an unknown laser coming out of no where was referred to by the laughing Jovians as the Swartz...
Better luck next time..
Mel Brooks ftw 
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Shok Inbari
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Posted - 2005.02.15 15:27:00 -
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From the Amarr perspective:
Your Dual Modal Heavy Laser II Barely scratches the Jovian Mothership for 0.1 damage.
From the Jovian perspective:
Your Ultra Mega Death Ray V Perfectly strikes the Apocalypse wrecking for 487669.3 damage
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Jael Mallow
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Posted - 2005.02.16 14:05:00 -
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Nevermind the patch or such irrelevant things. Instead focus on the experience you'll get the day see a Jove Maother Ship up close...
But then again patches could lead me to orbit a Jove MS in a rifter...mmmm...
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Nafri
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Posted - 2005.02.16 17:16:00 -
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probably the jove had the patched tech2 megapulses with 8 damage mods fitted
Wanna fly with me?
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Aitrus
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Posted - 2005.02.18 09:43:00 -
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Edited by: Aitrus on 18/02/2005 09:43:54
couple comments:
1) While I am sad to see an Apoc destroyed, that illustration was NICE. Too bad we can't see that kind of battle damage in game. When a ship is getting into structure, THAT is what it should look like.
2) Jove use lasers. Makes me glad I'm training medium beams to 5 atm, followed by large. (Not that it will make a difference anytime soon)
3) Mothership = titan? Dreadnaught? Just their uber battleship? Or perhaps it's THIS mysterious ship... (If you spot the turrent you'll get an idea of it's size)
Great read guys!
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.18 11:13:00 -
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where did you get taht picture lol
Thats one giant ship
Could it be in a future story that the jove now have a secodn eve gate connecting them to the original earth system and be doing secret weapons trade with teh remaining inhabitants of old earth ? they have had 15,000 years to develop their technology after the eve gate collapse - perhaps they have those deathstars and black hole geneators.
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Nebulai
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Posted - 2005.02.18 19:59:00 -
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Nebulai
Vice-Admiral Events Team
Interstellar Services Department
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Ray Laria
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Posted - 2005.02.20 09:12:00 -
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yea great story but i think that mother ship was prob a titan a dreadnought or one of these tech 2 bs's i hav been hearin about
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ollobrains
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Posted - 2005.02.20 10:55:00 -
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Edited by: ollobrains on 20/02/2005 10:56:11
Nebulai whats wrong with my post or was it the idea of explaining what happened to the eve gate from earths end that makes the ?
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Istvaan Shogaatsu
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Posted - 2005.02.21 00:54:00 -
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I think it's pretty cheap if Joves are going to wind up using "Jove lasers". They should have a totally different weapon type, something not seen on the other four races. I heard a pretty good idea discussed ages ago regarding Joves using surge weapons, lightning guns basically... think Nosferatu that does damage instead of draining cap.
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JarmenKell
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Posted - 2005.02.21 08:50:00 -
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i read the first 3 lines than i fell asleep.
may be eve should make bed time stories huh
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JarmenKell
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Posted - 2005.02.21 12:14:00 -
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Edited by: JarmenKell on 21/02/2005 12:13:53
jus woke up i read it, nice.
lets all rebel against the amarr now
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Jim Raynor
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Posted - 2005.02.21 15:55:00 -
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Jovians should use smurgleblasters.
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