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Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.18 19:52:00 -
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Edited by: Xiozor on 18/05/2011 19:54:23 Edited by: Xiozor on 18/05/2011 19:52:40 It's competition time chaps!
I was poking through my hangar deciding what would be up for the chopping block and I figured I wouldn't offer any second or third prizes and instead offer a winner takes all for first.
The grand prize is a fully rigged and T2 fitted mystery faction battleship for your PvP needs, and all you need to do is sing a song for it!
Rules:
- Post with you main, noobcorps/obvious alt corps will be disregarded.
- You are allowed one submission each.
- Submissions must be in before midnight of 30/05/2011.
- No cheating! You must provide something identifiable in your audio, either the days date, your character name etc during an instrumental or afterwards to prove you didn't rip the audio off a youtube video.
- Songs may be with, or without backing track.
- You have to sing the whole thing.
- You can't sing your own songs, this is Karaoke after all.
- You will be scored by myself and my very own panel of expert judges all of who are musically inclined.
- The winner will be announced on June 5th.
- Only the first 100 entries will be counted. Sorry, even I have limits.
- You will be judged by the difficulty and awesomeness of the song, how much effort you put into it (such as if you want to upload your submission to youtube and include a video of your interpretive dance of the lyrics) and of course how well you perform it.
How to submit an entry?
There are plenty of websites and programs out there which offer voice recording or karaoke such as http://vocaroo.com/ and http://www.redkaraoke.com/search-songs but any will do fine, and all you need to do is post the link up along with the artist and title of your song.
Please note that I reserve the right to introduce "Golden Turkey" awards and prizes for anything which I deem deserves it. ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.18 22:10:00 -
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Just confirming that I will be leading by example and providing an averagely sung rendition of "Safety Dance" by Friday, whether you feel as though you have singing talent or not, you might as well submit because who knows, you might qualify for a golden turkey, everyone else might be worse and it will be a lot of fun  ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.19 01:25:00 -
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Originally by: FunzzeR Edited by: FunzzeR on 18/05/2011 23:10:28 Can I do the Peter ****son voice-over, I do a wicked impression. 
EDIT: Wow the name of Britain's best voice-over artist is censored... Absolutely shameful...
You most certainly can :) Whatever it is that takes your fancy! ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.19 10:46:00 -
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Bumping for great justice. ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.19 10:59:00 -
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Edited by: Xiozor on 19/05/2011 10:59:09 Limiting the scope of the contest probably isn't in its best interest as it would generate even less of a response, however I am sure that such a display of balls would win some you some points ;) ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.19 19:14:00 -
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So far so good, keep them coming :) ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet
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Posted - 2011.05.22 21:50:00 -
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Edited by: Xiozor on 22/05/2011 21:50:37 Bump!
Tell your friends! Fabulous prizes to be won, may I add that all golden turkey prizes are significant and might be given out for reasons which show no merit of musical talent or ability. ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.26 14:48:00 -
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Bump!
Fabulous prizes to be won, we still have 3 days to go! ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.31 05:48:00 -
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Closed for consideration, I will accept the late entry. As there are only 2 entries judging will take place today, a grand winner decided and the best possible runner up prize assigned to the other entry. ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |

Xiozor
The Ditanian Fleet The Ditanian Alliance
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Posted - 2011.05.31 15:10:00 -
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Edited by: Xiozor on 31/05/2011 15:14:56 Well, first of all let me say it's been a journey, me and my fellow judges spent literally minutes of our time listening to each and every single one of our entries to give them the due attention they deserve, but before we announce the winner let's reveal some of the hidden rewards and their prizes to their respective winners, I limited these to 1 each.
I'd **** me, I'd **** me hard. To anyone who performed performed "Goodbye Horses" along with the dance: A Dramiel worth 350m ISK and a signed picture of what my Grandma wore to Halloween in 1967. - No entrants.
ON MY INTERNET? Best female singer: A T2 fitted battleship of their choice. - No entrants.
Affirmative Action. Best rap song: A T2 fitted battlecruiser of their choice. - No entrants.
The Platinum Wheelchair of Pity. To the worst singer: A T2 fitted Rifter packed with hard drugs and slaves. - No entrants.
Gargling sand for mouthwash. Best death metal song: 500 corpses. - No entrants.
Status Quo Best performance of any song that is currently in the UK or USA top 10: Three tech 1 sub-capital hulls of their choice - No entrants.
Thomas Edison Award Most Original Lyrics: 2x Tech 2 fitted battleship of their choice - No entrants.
Concerted Effort Best group submission: 1x Tech 1 unfitted battlecruiser each. - No entrants.
Everybody's Russian Any and everyone who performs Friday by Rebecca Black: 25m ISK & all of Rebecca Black's likely home telephone numbers. - No entrants.
Best Video Best video submission: 2x PLEX. - No entrants.
QQ? Song which most inspired suicidal thoughts and feelings amongst the judges due to high content of emo: 1x rigged T2 cruiser of their choice. - Natalie Cerulean.
Honourable Mentions Anything which we didn't make a prize for but definitely deserved something: 50m ISK - No entrants
Thanks for playing! Every serious entrant that didn't win anything else: 10m ISK. - No entrants
The 2011 EVE-Factor Grand Prize For the most entertaining and overall best performed song with all things considered, I present you with our golden throated angel and all-round ass kicker William Walker who will receive none other than a fully rigged and T2 fitted Armageddon Navy Issue.
Contact me for your prizes! ----------------------------------------------- Mr.Kippling just launched a nuclear holocaust at third world countries! ... But he does make exceedingly good cakes. |
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