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Lutz Major
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:00:00 -
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Edited by: Lutz Major on 31/05/2011 07:01:20
So Game of Thrones started in April this year. A very nice TV show made by HBO (Rome, The Sopranos, Band of Brothers, ...).
The show started out slowly (the first six episodes could have been packed into three) but I think things are starting to roll now.
The latest episode ended with a nice cliffhanger (damn you HBO!) when
***** SPOILER ALERT *****
Petyr Baelish holds a knife to Ed Stark's throat and says
"I told you not to trust me!"
How will it continue? Post the right answer and win ISK 200,000,000. The most hilarious answer receives ISK 75.000.000, the dumpest ISK 0.01 
The winner will be announced after the next episode (when we all know what 'really' happens). The closest answer will win. The winner of second and third price are totally up to me.
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Ludi Tomina
Gallente
BALKAN EXPRESS
HUN Reloaded
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:31:00 -
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Serious answer:
He doesn't kill him. Littlefinger betrays Eddard suborning the captain of the guards for Cersei, who has Eddard imprisoned before he can make her crimes public.
Comedy answer:
Littlefinger says to Eddard 'Oh, I don't want to kill you. I just want to shave your manly beard, you big cutie'!
Dumb answer:
Aragorn appears and saves Boromir, and they ride into sunset together!
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:32:00 -
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but... it's a book. of course I know what happens next : ( I feel like I'm cheating : (
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Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:39:00 -
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What MotherMoon just said.
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Make ISK||Build||React||1k papercuts
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Ludi Tomina
Gallente
BALKAN EXPRESS
HUN Reloaded
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:43:00 -
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Shhsshh, you two! I really, really want that third prize!
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Lutz Major
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Posted - 2011.05.31 07:47:00 -
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 Originally by: MotherMoon
but... it's a book. of course I know what happens next : ( I feel like I'm cheating : (
I know, but who reads anyway nowadays
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Sidus Isaacs
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.05.31 08:21:00 -
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He slits his throat and house Strak falls appart. Show is over and everyone dies to things in the wild north.
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Mushy Pea
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Posted - 2011.05.31 09:13:00 -
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Edited by: Mushy Pea on 31/05/2011 09:13:21
Edited by: Mushy Pea on 31/05/2011 09:13:06
Petyr says to Ed before he kills him 'Can I have your Stuffz?'
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Garth Idellian
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Posted - 2011.05.31 11:07:00 -
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Littlefinger: "I told you not to trust me."
Eddard: "Wha-.."
Littlefinger: "FREEZE MOTHER****ERS! I got a hostage and I'm not afraid to use it.
I want a chest full of cash, seventy-two virgins and a chopper to take it all outta here!"
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.05.31 12:02:00 -
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Originally by: MotherMoon
but... it's a book. of course I know what happens next : ( I feel like I'm cheating : (
He did say most hilarious, not accurate.
For instance: He'll force Ned to work in his brothel, Cersei will go mad with power and start another incestuous relationship with Joffrey to keep the bloodlines Uberpure and Ser Barristan will be forced to watch.
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Lutz Major
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Posted - 2011.05.31 12:09:00 -
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Originally by: Wilhelm Riley
Originally by: MotherMoon
but... it's a book. of course I know what happens next : ( I feel like I'm cheating : (
He did say most hilarious, not accurate.
In his defence, I had the first price set to the one who will foretell what will actually happen. Until he reminded me that the show is based on a book from the 90's 
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2011.05.31 12:28:00 -
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Starks has the knife to his neck. Gasping for breath, he now know he has been betrayed. Suddenly a voice from the heavens breaks through the silence!
"Billy! what are you kids doing down there!"
The next shot is of 3 kids in a basement dressed up in renaissance garb. Billy has a boffer sword held to his neck. He calls out in a squeaky voice "mom, we're playing our roleplaying game , stop destroying the immersion!
"ok you ids, do you want me to make some pizza pockets for your friends?"
Billy rools his eyes. "Mooooom, I am the lord of the house of stark, I will not belittle myself on pizza pockets I a of royal blood"
"well ok as long as you kids have fun I'll call you when diners ready"
sighing heavily the trio get back into character.
"Lord starck you shall be banished the to dungeon, and your family will be dealt with."
"you bastard!"
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Holy One
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Posted - 2011.05.31 19:55:00 -
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Khal Drogo erupts in to the throne room and smothers Cercei Lannister with his man boobs. Most everyone dies of shock. The few pathetic survivors not driven insane at the spectacle realize that honour and integrity are actually really useful traits to have in a king and bandy together with Stark and Baelish (laughing like a text book psychotic) and the few remaining gold coats to subdue Drogo's rampant melons. Prince Joffrey - much to everyone's surprise - impales himself on one of the blades protruding from the Iron Throne. It takes him a while to die but nobody really notices ..
The fight between Drogo and Stark/Baelish/Red Shirts is going well when, quite inconceivably, everyone is gored to death by a large pot bellied boar with a black toupe and three ****s.
The cliff hangar would be .. Ser Barristan Selmy saying something like, 'Its all terribly symbolic!' before keeling over clutching his left arm and slowly turning blue.
To be continued .. forever.
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Wendat Huron
Stellar Solutions
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Posted - 2011.05.31 21:53:00 -
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Someone with a gay dress and a pointy hat will enter from the right and say 'magic missile' not once but thrice till the villain art slain and they can frolic in the meadows of enchanted unicorns forevermore.
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B0FROST
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Posted - 2011.06.01 04:23:00 -
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"I told you not to trust me", Baelish whispered into Starks ear.
"I remember and I didn't" replied Stark, while secretly drawing a stiletto from his cane.
Suddenly Eddard pushed his had back and with a smacking noise Baelish nose broke. He dives down - his own wound gushing open.
Both men now stood there, surround by guards killing themselves, blood running out of their wounds, when Baelish recovered enough and said, "Honestly, I didn't expect ..."
The door busted open in a loud boom and four men with purple uniforms ran in. The leader placed himself between Stark and Baelish and cries
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.06.01 11:16:00 -
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Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 01/06/2011 11:17:27
As Petyr is about to cut Ned's throat, a random brinck hits him in the back and he freaks out and falls over, and the knife hits Ned's chest and then bounces back flies in Petyr's face because Ned is wearing an armored vest under his clothes It also turns out that the knife was a gag knife.
P.S.: Hey! I just now noticed that I stayed up for over 24 hours!
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2011.06.06 09:04:00 -
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well come on lets have it! who wins!
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Lutz Major
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Posted - 2011.06.06 12:21:00 -
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Originally by: MotherMoon
well come on lets have it! who wins!
I've split the 275M between Bofrosts Monthy Pythons and your Calvin and Hobbes stories. I like both very much and when I remember my childhood I can't count the times my mother called me back from my adventures with my neighbors
ISK 0.1 goes to Ludi Tomina, although he changed the text, I'm sorry, but Aragorn will not save Stark this time!
Thanks all for participating.
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CLONE 9
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.06.06 18:54:00 -
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The little dwarf bloke comes riding in on a camel and shouts 'Fishfingers for all' loudly.
The boy king jumps out of the throne, delighted to hear the news, but trips and falls, breaking his neck in the process.
The court, in tears, lament their loss by eating marzipan. Stark slips away.
Meanwhile, the blonde bird and the bearded guy with pecks like a gorillas backside, cross the sea in a magic frying pan. Using just his eyebrows, the Dalthraki cracks heads like walnuts. The kingdom become united under his pecks and sing songs of merriment during the long dark winter.
Ned Stark takes up the banjo and plays a gig to 250k people at the northern wall. Ice cream sales are poor but band merchandise does well including a bumper sale of fleeces. All agree to hold the event every year and call it 'Stark in the Park'.
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MotherMoon
Huang Yinglong
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Posted - 2011.06.06 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: Lutz Major
Originally by: MotherMoon
well come on lets have it! who wins!
I've split the 275M between Bofrosts Monthy Pythons and your Calvin and Hobbes stories. I like both very much and when I remember my childhood I can't count the times my mother called me back from my adventures with my neighbors
ISK 0.1 goes to Ludi Tomina, although he changed the text, I'm sorry, but Aragorn will not save Stark this time!
Thanks all for participating.
haha I'm glad you had the same experiences in real life as i did! : D
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Arvald
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.06.06 23:23:00 -
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*facepalm* i hate you guys so much 
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.06.13 21:39:00 -
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Edited by: Wilhelm Riley on 13/06/2011 21:39:19
I saw it coming having read the book but it still hurts.. 
WHY YOU MONSTERS! WHYYYYY!!!
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Blacksquirrel
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Posted - 2011.06.13 22:21:00 -
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Haha I watched it this morning. Immediately afterward I need group support with my friends who watch the show.
When will this senseless killing in fantasy books made into TV series end!! I miss Ned already.
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Wilhelm Riley
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Posted - 2011.06.13 23:50:00 -
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Originally by: Blacksquirrel
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Haha I watched it this morning. Immediately afterward I need group support with my friends who watch the show.
When will this senseless killing in fantasy books made into TV series end!! I miss Ned already.
At the rate they're losing cast members I'll be surprised if they even have a cast by the end of season 2.
But that's how it was written, so shall it be. Sometimes I wish they'd never cast Sean Bean as Eddard, that way I might not have been as attached to the character.
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captain kikaz
Debitum Naturae
Drop the Hammer
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Posted - 2011.06.14 00:13:00 -
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just wait till stannis shows up.....
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Blacksquirrel
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Posted - 2011.06.14 03:18:00 -
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I really want to read the books now, but I dont have the time.
If anything to lessen the blow of another character I become attached to's death. I honestly cant say i've ever been more sad over a fictional characters. To include Dumbledore or Snape.
Dear God WHY!!!
On that note I hope his "awesome" daughter kills the current "administration" in kings landing.
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Gavin DeVries
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Posted - 2011.06.14 03:59:00 -
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I've recommended the books to several people, and I always warn them not to get attached to any characters, because major characters have a bad habit of dying. From the fallout over this one, I'm really looking forward to season three and the aftermath of the Red Wedding.
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Sgt Blade
Caldari
Save Yourself Inc.
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Posted - 2011.06.14 06:38:00 -
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Sean Bean has a habit of dying too early
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.06.14 08:48:00 -
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Gotta say I didn't see that one coming
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Midge Mo'yb
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.06.14 08:55:00 -
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Originally by: baltec1
Gotta say I didn't see that one coming
same, ima go download the book from amazon now though - ****ing me off waiting.
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