I'm fairly certain that they're just very dedicated trolls

There's no such thing as a badly trained pilot.

For example, if you only trained shield stuff and fly an armor ship - obviously you're not badly trained, you went to the wrong spaceship dealer that talked you into flying an armor ship?

Actually it takes closer to 30 years to get all skills to 5. Might be able to shave off a few years with remaps and whatnot.

My skill sheet most probably looks like crap. Thats what you get for trying a game with no contact inside for teaching some basics.

Folks have told me that I'm wasting my time training Gallente combat ships, that I should be training cookie cutter Minmatar fits like everyone else. To this I say hate on, cause when I'm rolling in my Brutix blasterslapping the rust off ya we'll see who laughs hardest.

Probably any number of random highsec pubbies who start off with mining, realize it sucks, turn to missions, start off in a drake, then go CNR, then tengu, then omg I wanna nightmare, then machariel, then vindicator, etc.

I think a better question is, who has the lowest amount of SP?

Actually it takes closer to 30 years to get all skills to 5. Might be able to shave off a few years with remaps and whatnot.

And they will add more skills over time so people can not even come close to learning everything in the game.