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        |  Ghoest
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:20:00 -
          [1] 
 The could start charging us Arum to create new chat channels.
 
 Perhaps they will copyright all of our in game names and charge us to use them in other MMOs and forums?
 
 Maybe they will task our graphics cards to use space capacity and earn them Bitcoins.
 
 
 Any other guesses?
 
 Wherever you went - Here you are.
 
 
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        |  Doc Fury
 Caldari
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:21:00 -
          [2] 
 Nothing short of surprise buttseks I am sure.
 
 
 The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the ho's and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!' and I'll look down, and whisper 'no.'
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        |  Jackie Fisher
 Syrkos Technologies
 Joint Venture Conglomerate
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:22:00 -
          [3] 
 $99 for a forum trolling licence maybe?
 
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        |  Creepy Goat
 Collateral.
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:23:00 -
          [4] 
 Maybe they will run a business and explore new avenues of revenue acquisition whilst providing new content.
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        |  Gwenywell Shumuku
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:24:00 -
          [5] 
 - EVE Voice features, you know, the out of game client....(or evegate implementation)
 - every ITEM-BPC will be in the AUR-Shop (yep, they are planning for this, as mentioned in the "still missing features" post by a dev)
 - Incarna: well basically everything in there, you want your bar-slot? pay. Your shop? pay. Corporation office? pay.
 - Everything Dust related
 - Skillpoints or remap (yes, they didn't drop that idea, just waiting for the right moment to bring back)
 
 I could think of more, but i don't want to give them ideas....
 
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        |  Akita T
 Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:30:00 -
          [6] 
 Edited by: Akita T on 16/06/2011 19:35:39
 
 The following shall be payable via PLEX and/or AUR:
 
 * full character recustomization (sculpting, not just clothes and pose)
 * "premium" EVE-Voice services
 * "Noble Exchange" EVE items and a lot of DUST stuff (when it comes out)
 * Incarna "premium" feature access subscription (games, conference rooms, bars, etc)
 * Incarna-only skillbooks and original blueprints
 * limited/lossy SP redistribution
 * limited attribute remapping
 * ingame killboard services
 * ingame arena PvP participation tokens
 * IGB flash support subscription
 * IGB jump-nav services subscription
 * IGB cross-region market data access subscription
 * negative towards neutral agent/corp/faction standing and/or security status "correction"
 * "premium" PI structures with better efficiency
 * faction tower BPCs
 
 
    
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 Make ISK||Build||React||1k papercuts
 
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        |  Adunh Slavy
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:30:00 -
          [7] 
 Edited by: Adunh Slavy on 16/06/2011 19:33:39
 You have to pay CCP $1 every time you mention Eve to one your friends. Guess that stream is DOA at this point, next suggestion.
 
 Yeah, along with Akita's, you know those "games tables" they teased us with? Each time you want to play a mini game, 1 aurum. And you had to buy the table for Aurum! And have to rent the shop/bar you have in the station for a monthly aurum fee too boot!
 
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        |  Abrazzar
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:35:00 -
          [8] 
 Posting for Aurum:
 
 1 Aurum per reply
 10 Aurum for a new thread
 100 Aurum for a moderated post
 500 Aurum for a signature
 5000 Aurum for getting your signature moderated
 10000 Aurum for getting your thread locked
 50000 Aurum for any temporary ban
 100000 Aurum for a permanent ban
 1000000 Aurum for yellow posting bars
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        |  Atticus Fynch
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:43:00 -
          [9] 
 Toll charges per gate jump.
 
 Parking meters for ships.
 
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        |  Mr Kidd
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:44:00 -
          [10] 
 Edited by: Mr Kidd on 16/06/2011 19:44:33
 100,000 aurum no lag nullsec battles for +1000 man fleets*
 
 * only applicable for your fleet
 
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        |  MacaMan
 Minmatar
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:47:00 -
          [11] 
 EVE Account Management Improved
 
 The EVE Online Account Management site has been improve
 _______________________________________________________________
 
 
 whatever they'we "done"
 past is the best teacher as long as one is willing to learn... but some will never learn
 
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        |  Cyaxares II
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:49:00 -
          [12] 
 
  Originally by: Mr Kidd 100,000 aurum no lag nullsec battles for +1000 man fleets*
 
 * only applicable for your fleet
 
 I like this idea!!!
 
 auction slices of processing time during fleet battles
 
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        |  stoicfaux
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:50:00 -
          [13] 
 Quafe Zero.
 Boosters and Pills.
 
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 "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you!
 -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
 
 
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        |  RensPriceChecker2
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:51:00 -
          [14] 
 
 
 Forum usage subscription.
 Little Script-Kiddies DDOS Attack Defense Charge.
 Petition fee
 Data storage fee. (If you own to many assets you will have to buy a bigger hangar place)
 Excessiv usage fee (If you strain the server too much)
 Not being a fanboy fee (CCP will only allow true fanboys access to eve unless they pay this extra charge
 Incarna completition fee (In order for ccp to be able to deliver the whole incarna experience (a second room) a special charge is required to cover another 5 years of development)
 
 Players that buy Dust on the Playstation Network get a 5% reduction ontop of all charges mentioned above aslong as they conduct at least 10 microtransactions above USD 15.00 a month.
 
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        |  Lady Spank
 Amarr
 Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:51:00 -
          [15] 
 Aurum must be present in the cargohold to operate the following features:
 
 
 Remote repairers
 Local reps
 cynosural fields
 Jump bridges ($10 per bridge)
 Swapping ammo types
 Activating stargates
 Docking
 In addition
 
 
 Interbus delivery service (we do not believe this will interfere very much with logistics services or have an impact on 0.0 etc because we are incompetent)
 Instant clone jumps bypassing the 24 hour timerpay off your GCC and security status
 Small charge for logging in "to help pay for the login server" (with the frequent disconnects this will make them the most money)
 Filing a petition that will be read in under a week
 
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        |  Obsidian Hawk
 RONA Legion
 RONA Directorate
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 19:58:00 -
          [16] 
 you need to pay 10 aurum for kills now. if you dont have enough at the time of the kill then the ship respawns at full health and the kill mail is removed.
 
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        |  JitaPriceChecker2
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:07:00 -
          [17] 
 I really hope the are gonna start selling ships fo aurum otherwise it is difficult to quit this game for good.
 
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        |  Adunh Slavy
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:10:00 -
          [18] 
 
  Originally by: Lady Spank 
 sig
 
 
 
 Forum sigs that show boobs, that's a sure fire one.
 
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        |  stoicfaux
 Gallente
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:12:00 -
          [19] 
 
  Originally by: Adunh Slavy 
  Originally by: Lady Spank 
 sig
 
 
 
 Forum sigs that show boobs, that's a sure fire one.
 
 
 And spy-cams that you can put in other people's Captain's Quarters and stream to the in game browser.
 
 
 
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 "Are you a sociopathic paranoid schizophrenic with accounting skills? We have the game for you!
 -- Eve, the game of Alts, Economics, Machiavelli, and PvP"
 
 
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        |  Mashie Saldana
 Minmatar
 Veto Corp
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:16:00 -
          [20] 
 Aurum for sec gain
  
 
 
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        |  Grey Stormshadow
 Starwreck Industries
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:17:00 -
          [21] 
 -> ticket to nightclub, 200aur
 -> partyoutfit, 500aur
 -> gallentean escort service, 5000aur
 -> adultgames quarters, 1000aur/night
 -> video recordings, 50000aur/month to be kept secret from your wife.
 -> virtual baby, free of charge.
 
 
 
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 Play with the best - die like the rest
 starwreck.com - support the cause :)
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        |  Adunh Slavy
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:27:00 -
          [22] 
 
  Originally by: Grey Stormshadow -> virtual baby, free of charge.
 
 
 
 Baby Food -> 100 Aurum
 
 Free Pets!
 Pet Food -> 50 Aurum
 
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        |  Tach Narrows
 Imperial Combat Logistics Regiment
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:29:00 -
          [23] 
 
  Originally by: Adunh Slavy 
  Originally by: Grey Stormshadow -> virtual baby, free of charge.
 
 
 
 Baby Food -> 100 Aurum
 
 Free Pets!
 Pet Food -> 50 Aurum
 
 
 I say - let the bastards die!
 If you don't like the game, why do you play it?
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        |  Mister Smithington
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:32:00 -
          [24] 
 
 What kind of deal will the caldari pet food company give me if I trade in my virtual baby? Originally by: Adunh Slavy 
  Originally by: Grey Stormshadow -> virtual baby, free of charge.
 
 
 
 Baby Food -> 100 Aurum
 
 Free Pets!
 Pet Food -> 50 Aurum
 
 
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        |  Dirk Magnum
 Blue Republic
 RvB - BLUE Republic
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:32:00 -
          [25] 
 CCP uses your credit information to steal all your IRL ISKs. Blames LulzSec.
  
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        |  Adunh Slavy
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:38:00 -
          [26] 
 
  Originally by: Mister Smithington What kind of deal will the caldari pet food company give me if I trade in my virtual baby?
 
 
 That fresh baby or been in your hangar a while?
 
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        |  voodoo
 Evolution
 The Initiative.
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:43:00 -
          [27] 
 
  Originally by: Adunh Slavy 
  Originally by: Lady Spank 
 sig
 
 
 
 Forum sigs that show boobs, that's a sure fire one.
 
 
 Boobs are good
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        |  Mister Rocknrolla
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:47:00 -
          [28] 
 Forum posting license.
 
 For $100 per year you get: Unlimited posts on forums.
 
 If you do not purchase a license, you can still post but the costs work as such:
 
 New thread: $10
 Response to new thread: $1 which goes to the OP.
 
 This will minimize the amount of trolling on the forums, and encourage good quality threads by paying people who garner large discussions.
 
 On patch days, prices are double.
 
 
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        |  Pr1ncess Alia
 
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 20:57:00 -
          [29] 
 I don't know
 
 But rest assured it will take priority over fixing/balancing game elements they sold many of us on YEARS ago
 
 With the eternal chant of ~excellence~ and forum threads telling you how they hear you and things are coming "Soon"tm
 
 wonder how that vampire game and that ps3 fps are coming along. glad they put my subscription to THIS GAME to good use
  /cut my wrists 
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 Players are losing faith and loyalty in CCP due previous expansions not living up to player expectations. The CSM and CCP agreed that expectation management can be improved
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        |  Koramok
 Amarr
 Cold Carbon Institute
 
 
       | Posted - 2011.06.16 22:43:00 -
          [30] 
 
  Originally by: Jackie Fisher $99 for a forum trolling licence maybe?
 
 
 That is pure genius.
 
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