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Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:09:00 - [1] You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win.
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy The Phoenix. Consortium	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:10:00 - [2] Just give me your stuff. /end Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:11:00 - [3] Originally by: Mutant Caldari Just give me your stuff. /end No, f*ck you
ApophisXP	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:11:00 - [4] I Quit. Do I Win? These posts represent my Personal views and not those of my Corporation nor my Alliance.
Austherus Sialomaet Amarr Secluded Stronghold Order	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:12:00 - [5] Gimme yer stuff!!!Or I'll quit!!!
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy The Phoenix. Consortium	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:13:00 - [6] Originally by: Krelian Lann Originally by: Mutant Caldari Just give me your stuff. /end No, f*ck you Maybe if you give me your stuff? ;D I mean, after all you must have a lot of angst built up atm. Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:13:00 - [7] Originally by: Mutant Caldari Originally by: Krelian Lann Originally by: Mutant Caldari Just give me your stuff. /end No, f*ck you Maybe if you give me your stuff? ;D I mean, after all you must have a lot of angst built up atm. Good one, good one.
Malias Yakusto	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:14:00 - [8] Edited by: Malias Yakusto on 23/06/2011 08:14:54 Incarna is worse then this picture below. Why? Because although this image will cause great psychological shock, it wont cause great physical hardware, and monetary, damage. Tubgirl will burn out one's mental capabilities for the first few minutes. Incarna will either fry your GPU, or burn a massive hole in your wallet in the near future as you attempt to keep your real $ fueled ships competitive with the rest of the playerbase. Do I win?
RJBlues	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:15:00 - [9] http://i3.glitter-graphics.org/pub/708/708353ktyzp004l8.gif
Kallista Naari	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:16:00 - [10] Son of a...Thats the second time I've had to see that :s
HeIIfire11	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:16:00 - [11] Edited by: HeIIfire11 on 23/06/2011 08:18:11 Originally by: ApophisXP I Quit. Do I Win? No..you got fanboi written all over you. Go buy some more monocles Unless you broke your bank buying that one..which I don't doubt.
Powie XIII	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:17:00 - [12] "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Delve. I watched beams glitter in the dark near the Rancer gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.... Time to die."
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy The Phoenix. Consortium	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:18:00 - [13] Originally by: Krelian Lann Originally by: Mutant Caldari Originally by: Krelian Lann Originally by: Mutant Caldari Just give me your stuff. /end No, f*ck you Maybe if you give me your stuff? ;D I mean, after all you must have a lot of angst built up atm. Good one, good one. <3 Good luck with your "I'm quitting" give-away. Hopefully you get some lulz out of it instead of just tubgirl pictures Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
Commander Imran	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:18:00 - [14] Made this specifically for this thread. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYgtPJkPtoY enjoy.
Gwenywell Shumuku	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:18:00 - [15] @Malias Damn you, you are still not banned?
Lena Planeswalker Blend. Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:18:00 - [16] Gah, why is it that whenever someone quits and wants to give away their stuff one has to come up with something creative (or not so much in some cases), I suck at anything that requires creativity. but before you quit... ...Can i have your stuff?? didn't like that sig anyways...
Samantha Seraya Amarr	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:19:00 - [17] I do not quit. But I still like to have your stuff.
Souverainiste Corsairs Inc. Waterboard	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:21:00 - [18] If you give me all your ISK, I SWEAR I will buy the more Eye binocs things, and trash them. Will film with fraps. Just for teh lulz.
ilovekk	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:21:00 - [19] Edited by: ilovekk on 23/06/2011 08:24:07 Edited by: ilovekk on 23/06/2011 08:23:21 Linkage
impli Singularity. Talon Alliance	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:23:00 - [20] Edited by: impli on 23/06/2011 08:24:02 Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. That's all I can give to u ... I QUIT !!!
Uriel Laskaris Minmatar Chemal Research and Development Enemy-Fleet	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:24:00 - [21] Thats it! First you took away the classic client, forcing me to not only rewire my entire cave but to also upgrade my old Amstrad CPC 464, costing me tonnes of bearskins! Now you force me, almost at gunpoint to buy monocles and pants for REAL MONEY! OMG JESUS! ** YOU CCP! If anyone wants my 14 monocles and 5 sets of sterling underpants + classic texture Vexors YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE THEM ((since I'm RMTing errything so I can afford my WoT-gold)) ** YOU //Uriel
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:26:00 - [22] My I quit post that I plan on posting depending on CCP's response when they gather the courage: Let me open by saying what stuff I have left at the end of august will be handed off to a friend at that time who will, no doubt, see that it explodes soon; and my ISK, well, what ISK? I have supported CCP since early 2006, I became mesmerised by Eve way back then and have had a subscription ever since. Late 2006 saw me open my second account, which I have also maintained till this day. A couple of other accounts I roll around when I was bored, but primarily the two. I have been a part of these forums (For greater or for worse; usually the latter) since about late 2006 - with my posting picking up around 2008-2009. I have enjoyed being part of the community, trolling the community, helping the community, contributing what I can (usually luls at my own expense). But all things, good and bad, must come to an end. I dislike the direction that CCP as a company is taking this game. CCP used to stand for no after-subscription costs tied to playing the game and experiencing the content therein; Your subscription granted you complete access, with no pay walls or the like to any content. Whereas now, CCP is not charging for expansions but they are charging three to four months worth of subscription in one case for a single item. A popular counterargument from CCP is that they are not putting content behind a pay-wall because it can be acquired by those unwilling to pay the PLEX cost by buying the items from those who are, however the only way these items can be entered into the game is through the consumption of PLEX, and every PLEX removed from the game has a 19.95 euro value attached to it. Which means on the extreme end, assuming the PLEX are bought directly from CCP at two plex a time, four plex (Or 14000 Aurum, the minimum "chunk" you can purchase in order to get the most expensive item, the Monocle) costs 69.98 euros. At almost 70 euros, that is 2.4 times the current going cost of World of Warcraft's latest expansion, Cataclysm. You could buy all three of the expansions to World of Warcraft at their current RRP (68.85 euros total) for slightly less than the cost of a single Monocle [Important note, that's RRP. Current Amazon.co.uk prices put the lot at 34 euros]. Or, you could subscribe to Eve for six months, for the same cost. The moment an MMO which has a subscription cost decides that it is going to develop content specifically with an extra real-world cost attached is where I step back and thoroughly review whether or not these are people I wish to give money to. Because the minute a company would rather spend months developing vanity items which will have a real world cost instead of spending that time developing and actually expanding/fixing the game and delivering things it actually promised is about the time my brain goes "Something is not right here". Oh, and I wish to address something that seems to be a misconception that was communicated during the Alliance Tournament stream while CCP Zinfandel dropped by to "Promote" this garbage; Hobbyists don't take up hobbies to throw money away, they do so because they enjoy said hobby. People who treat Eve like a hobby aren't going to go "Oh, great! I can finally spend hundreds of euros/dollars enriching my gaming experience!". And if they do wish to invest more money? Then they are going to do it the same way they always have, by converting PLEX into ISK. CCP has lost its way, and for that, unless CCP is willing to reverse all of this money grabbing bull**** and give us a proper "Stay in ship" opt out option by august, it haslost my subscriptions. My condolences go to the community team who are going to be cleaning up the storm that is hitting the forums right now. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Cancel Align NOW	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:26:00 - [23] 2011.06.23 08:09.00 Victim: EVE Online Corp: Crowd Control Publications Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Faith System: Broken Security: 1.0 Damage Taken: 60,453 Involved parties: Name: EVE Playerbase (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Various Alliance: The Zohar Project Faction: NONE Ship: Subscription Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Autocannon II Damage Done: 60,453 Destroyed items: Reputation II Customer Satisfaction I (Qty. 4) Dropped items: Ball
Dorian Tormak	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:26:00 - [24] Originally by: Commander Imran Video posted in 2008 Liar. Anyway here's my shot. I loved a game called Eve, Went and bought a lot of Eve stuff, But now I feel it's time for me to leave, Whether it be on good terms or in a huff, Do not fret for me, nor greave, It will always be in my heart, a game I called Eve. Just a cheap rhyme or something Idunno what you call that I definately won't win though the guy with the disgusting picture will win.
Iamien Democracy of Klingon Brothers	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:26:00 - [25] Edited by: Iamien on 23/06/2011 08:26:59 Here is a I-quit themesong that fits like a glove, and it has Brestsss: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p97zsQ51Rw
Lukas Uta	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:27:00 - [26] Edited by: Lukas Uta on 23/06/2011 08:27:28 http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/864/iquitpostersandfunnystua.jpg/ I want !!!
Gibbo3771	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:28:00 - [27] When I first started playing eve, amazing...good content, was all a mystery. They kept me slightly entertained for the next 2 years with several nerfs, WH's and all that jazz. It ruined my sex life, more than 1 job and I also shat myself several times with refusal to move off my seat cause there was no stations. Thanks CCP. RMT is now CCP's new idea of eve, it is a cancer that kills all mmo's from what they once or should have been. Thanks CCP. I have not had sex for years, I am 17 stone and havent had a shower in days....I am also unemployed. Thanks CCP. So, I might quit and fix my life. Thanks, CCP
Stegas Tyrano	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:29:00 - [28] Originally by: Dorian Tormak Originally by: Commander Imran Video posted in 2008 Liar. I totally went back in time.
graphitemaster Darkstar Defense Industries	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:29:00 - [29] Edited by: graphitemaster on 23/06/2011 08:34:36 Unplugged. Finally, he had found the key to ending the continous cycle of rebirth, life, an "inconveniance" of death, and once again, rebirth. He walked slightly pained out of the dark station room. It had taken him decades to find one with the knowledge to end his immortality. He chuckled at the thought. Ending immortality-everyone dreams of obtaining it, but not how to lose it, right? He strode stiffly towards his Mastadon class transport, a slight fond smile coming across his face as his eyes scanned the battle scarred hull. 253 successful runs, many a close call, many a bubble camp, but she held strong, of course, with the help of a microwarp drive and a cloak paired together. Many a memory he had while this vessel was in his service. But now it was time to bring it all to an end. And he wouldn't be sharing the secret with anyone. However, his exit wouldn't go quite unnoticed either. The station door to his captain quarters whisked open as he entered. He made his way to his communications terminal. He opened his virtual cred account, funneling all of his accumulated funds to a close friend within his corp, and sending out one final contract composed of what assets he had left. He wouldn't need these where he was headed. He looked over his shoulder for a final time at his modest quarters before boarding his Mastadon. The modest cargo bay of his Mastadon was filled to the brim with an assortment of demolitions, and he had a couple old "friends" in mind who could use these gifts he carried. He scratched slightly at the fresh scar on the back of his head. He hoped the contraption the crazed Amarrian had installed would function correctly and repress the download signal to his medical clone. Giving a final sigh, he undocked from the station, steered the ship in a wide arc, and pointed it directly back in the busy stream of vessels pouring out of Jita 4-4. He slammed his fist on the jury-rigged detonater and was consumed in the fire.
Spengman	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:34:00 - [30] I quit EVE because I got scammed by Goonswarm. It was an elaborate and cunning operation that lasted years, and they totally wiped me out. One of them managed to become CCP Soundwave, who then conned me into paying my life savings for a f**cking monocle. I quit.
Efraya Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:34:00 - [31] I would like to thank CCP for the opportunity to collect your stuff sir. Seriously though, thanks for all your stuff, it'll come in handy. Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist
Murdah Blue Republic RvB - BLUE Republic	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:35:00 - [32] Originally by: Cancel Align NOW 2011.06.23 08:09.00 Victim: EVE Online Corp: Crowd Control Publications Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Destroyed: Faith System: Broken Security: 1.0 Damage Taken: 60,453 Involved parties: Name: EVE Playerbase (laid the final blow) Security: 5.0 Corp: Various Alliance: The Zohar Project Faction: NONE Ship: Subscription Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Autocannon II Damage Done: 60,453 Destroyed items: Reputation II Customer Satisfaction I (Qty. 4) Dropped items: Ball Very good... lol
Jeros Hun	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:35:00 - [33] Edited by: Jeros Hun on 23/06/2011 08:35:29 well, not sure what to say about quitting, but heres a (safe for work) video that should make you happy with your new found free time... if thats not your thing, then how about checking out a kangaroo going all kung foo on some guys nuts. cos theres nothing more funny, yet slightly more eye watering... anyway, hope you have fun out of eve, dont rush into another computer game :D do something good :P
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:36:00 - [34] The Savior Project needs donations! We are a group of pacifists that try to save Minmatar childs from Amarrian slave traders. All the money will be used to get Minmatar childs out of Amarr space and transport them back safely to Minmatar space where they will be matched with Minmatar citizens that want to adopt them. Text ISKFOKIDS to 1337 or contract all your posession and ISK to Dace Kaveira Save the children, save the universe, save the future! Now with free exotic dancer.
Captain Obvious Rotsuda	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:38:00 - [35] Because of the decreasing quality of EvE's gameplay and increasing amount of "rule stretching" spam I have decided to leave. I'm pretty sure i have outgrown my internet spaceships after [insert years played] year(s) of buissnies. [Insert some good story from your EvE life] /Krelian Lann out. Hope that wasn't TOO cheesy. Can I haz a cookie?
Baron Agamemnon Caldari The Einherji Supernova Federation	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:38:00 - [36] Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 23/06/2011 08:42:10 Edited by: Baron Agamemnon on 23/06/2011 08:38:41 3 Years of EVE, 3 accounts. I expected to be treated with respect. Now my subscriptions and loyalty to CCP are not worth anything to them anymore. I simply feel betrayed. I was willing to give CCP the benefit of the doubt, I was willing to let a few things slide, I was willing to wait for the fixes and changes. I was even willing to give CQ a spin for the heck of it in the hopes it might turn into something more. I was expecting to be treated as an intelligent human being. And a loyal supporter. I am against their microtransactions, because I already pay subscriptions. I am already a paying customer. Now, that is no longer good enough. Now my 3 years and 3 accounts is no longer good enough for CCP. Now they have insulted me with their pricing on the "vanity items", that mind, is still game content, but now only avaliable through injection of more RL money. My loyalty to EVE and CCP is on the edge. Their response to this will determine what effort I will bother putting into EVE from now. Simply put, when the communities desires are not listend to, and greed is blinding CCP. Why should I play their game? CCP, EVE is a brilliant idea, and a superb MMO. Do not destroy a good thing for simple greed. You were already doing well, do not destroy that. --- "And thus, another of the world's dreamers died, taking his dreams with him. Just as John Lennon wanted world peace, Gerald Bull simply wanted a gun big enough to fire **** into space."
Jada Maroo	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:39:00 - [37]
Dorian Tormak	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:42:00 - [38] ^^LOL The Sac is wearing the eye thing
Tradesterina	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:42:00 - [39] When the Incarna expansion did hit everyone and myself had a fit I'm telling you lad it's really that bad That's it, I've had it, I quit.
Sirinda	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:43:00 - [40] As someone once said, Eve is a game for the nerds that are to nerds what nerds are to normal people. You just don't have what it takes. Or, formulated as a quitting message: "I decided to evolve. Take care, once I've developed the ability of walking upright, I'll try to never step into the puddle of primordial slime I'm leaving now." Well, regarding my former statement, maybe you have what it doesn't take. Hey, what can I say, if I were to compose a quitting message, I'd try to saturate it in butthurt tears. This was good training, actually.
mental mavrick	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:44:00 - [41]
Underbelly Digger	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:45:00 - [42] Here goes (I'm fairly bored): Due to the gravity of my situation, I have decided to quit Eve Online and check myself into a Game Addiction facility (after a pretty long prison sentence). After selling my wife into prostitution for cash to buy PLEXes with, I have decided that I really need help. It all started when our prized family pet was sold. The dog sold for $750. $200 went to PLEXes. After realizing how easy it was, I spend the remainder on more. I felt as if this could be the ISK generator I had been looking for all along. I soon begin selling all of my possessions. I was still short on ISK. I began to ponder what I could possibly do for more. I came to the realization that my wife didn't even have a job. After discussing the possibilities, I talked her into going back to school. In the meantime, I found my children jobs. I told them that 75% of their paychecks would have to be paid to me as rent (I put a roof over their head after all). This all worked out for a while. But, alas, I begin spending the ISK faster than it was coming in. My son was a high school track all star. I had heard CCP was hiring more gerbils to keep their servers afloat. So I contacted them with a deal.. They could out-right buy my son in exchange for 5 PLEXes per day for 5 years. After a long, grueling lawyer battle, the deal was approved (so long as my son received adequate necessities). This was the most perfect thing that had happened so far. I felt like a King. I bought everything I had ever wanted. I thought that this was as far as it would go.. Until one day, I was traveling through 0.0 with my 25+ titan fleet (multiboxing was one of the amazing things I had learned a few years earlier when I invested in a few computers) when I was jumped by Goonies. It was the biggest blob I had ever seen. I didn't react fast enough, and long story short, all but 1 titan was destroyed, along with several of my pilots being podded and losing billions in implants alone. I died a little inside that night. I began scheming thinking of ways to recover. I only had 3 months of my contract with CCP left and had very little ISK left over. I thought about quitting at that point, but then thought about everything I had invested into this game. I had heard of a country that bought woman for slavery and prostitution, but at the time, I thought this was a disgusting act to human well-being. But now, I saw why people would do this. I had finally decided to go through with this. I convinced my wife and daughter that we would be taking a vacation. After consulting with organization and price written out, we flew out. We checked into our hotel. I conveniently went downstairs to get breakfast for us all while my wife and daughter were being taken. I received the cash and flew home. I was finally back to a handsome amount of ISK and assets. After about 3 months of living it up, I began to feel remorseful. What had I done?? I had no family and my house was a 1 room building with nothing but computers and electricity. I have decided that this was it. I will be confessing to the authorities of what I had done and would pay the price. Hopefully, if I do not receive life imprisonment or die in prison, I will be checking into an addiction clinic. So, I am done with Eve. I have ruined my own life and my families lives. I quit and farewell to all. Good story?
Chuck Spanner	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:46:00 - [43] Bye
Mutant Caldari Caldari Percussive Diplomacy The Phoenix. Consortium	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:48:00 - [44] Originally by: mental mavrick I lol'd, hard. Yeah I am a pirate. What are you gonna do about it? Killboard link is not allowed to be used in a signature.Applebabe
Iluminat Minmatar Sharp Dressed Man	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:48:00 - [45] I quit because i cant buy a tampon carousel in store
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:49:00 - [46] REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!! I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming.
Jada Maroo	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:49:00 - [47] One more entry!
Tracks Pax	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:50:00 - [48] Well, if anyone has an issue with a game making company trying to make money off of the game they made, it is time to quit. And not to ever play another computer game again. Because if you play another computer game, someone made that game with the intensions of it helping that person making a living and make money off of that game. Even "free" games out there were made by people to show their talents and help them land a job making money making more video games. So, at this point, CCP has shown that they are trying to develop ways to make more money than just the $15 a month for each active account, which if it works out, would prevent them from having to increase that $15 per month to something more. So, myself, I am not a programmer, so I work a tech support position for almost minimum wage and most of the time can only afford to play Eve through trading for time codes. I've quit playing completely when my older computer could not handle the new graphics a few years ago, and the huge increase in cost of time cards at the same time. I only started again last year when I got a new computer, but the costs of time cards continues to skyrocket, meanwhile the threats of being able to buy guns/ammo/ships directly with real money instead of through game play becomes more imminent and would put me further behind in being competitive. So, tl;dr version is: this game, like any other, costs money and will continue to cost money, which would be better spent clothing and feeding my growing family until I manage to get a better job and some disposable income. Conundrum: if I were to get said prize, what good would it do me when I do quit?
Boxless	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:50:00 - [49] Originally by: Krelian Lann REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!! I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming. a deadline on this give-away? or will it keep going until it is dead and everyone forgets?
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:53:00 - [50] Originally by: Boxless Originally by: Krelian Lann REAAAALLY a lot of good submissions so far !!! I'm not going to give names, to disencourage anyone, but keep them coming. a deadline on this give-away? or will it keep going until it is dead and everyone forgets? Unlike CCP, i'm not an ass and i will not keep this going and not reply, and let it fall to oblivion. I'll keep it going until i don't see much submissions anymore, and then i'll announce the winner. As long as it's going, people have a shot. Multiple shots too, even if you submitted one, you can submit another.
Grey Stormshadow Starwreck Industries	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:55:00 - [51] I don't want your stuff, I quit too. ------------------------------------------------- Play with the best - die like the rest starwreck.com - support the cause :)
coolzero Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:56:00 - [52] here it is i typed it all on real paper. 300 billion incomming
Ni'ark	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:56:00 - [53] I'm going to quit because one guy on eve forums want to give away his stuff to the person that posts "I Quit" post, and I can't think of any "I Quit" post that will explain how much i want to quit because posting "I Quit" is very hard for the person who dont know how to quit, but my brain said "I Quit" after my eyes saw ammount of isk, so i have no choice but to post awesome "I Quit" post to get my brain back. Quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit, quit....
Rex Liberium	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:59:00 - [54] Edited by: Rex Liberium on 23/06/2011 08:59:51 Song to Fitz and the Tantrums: Quote: I won't come back anytime I've already had your kind. No more paycheck, money grabber. I won't come back anytime, you've already run me dry. No more paycheck, money grabber. Teardrops fade. Then I saw, blue hands in my pocket. 'Cause you were always made to want it all. But now you got to make it on your own. This ain't my game. So I'm showing you the door. Wave goodbye now, it's time for me to go. I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind. No more paycheck, money grabber. I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind. No more paycheck, money grabber. Blue bar posts. All I see. You talking double. Like the time you introduced MT to me. 'Cause EVE was in trouble. Here's my advice . I don't think twice for the price of a cheap time ***** . I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind. No more paycheck, money grabber. I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind. No more paycheck, money grabber. One. Two. Three. One is for the money. Two is for the greed . And three times that I told you MT is the thing, I just don't need . I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind. No more paycheck, money grabber. I won't come back anytime, you wanna rob me blind. No more paycheck, money grabber. Money grabber. Money grabber I won't comeback anytime, I've already had your kind.
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 08:59:00 - [55] For the past 5 years I've been playing EVE I never had any ISK. Before PLEX's came out I worked my ass off for other players to earn some ISKies and did an ungratefull paper round. Once PLEX was released I felt like it was a present from Heaven. Although the extreme high costs of them ****s me up, for the past years I've been working for ISK to fund PLEX's, I went into prositutation to make a good amount of ISK. Now I'm finally stocked up with enough ISK for about 2 years I wanted to quit, but my pimp wont let me! He told me to STFU and get back behind the window, but it gets worse. Since the release of the Captains Quarters he told me to STFU and go to my customers, and I tell you those Minmatars don't clean their underwear. The only way to get out of this nightmare is if I buy myself out, but that means I have to use all my ISK for that! Please help a poor hooker out and buy me out from my pimp, give me back my life and my dignity!
Iamien Democracy of Klingon Brothers	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:01:00 - [56] In case you are a RNB fan. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65E-pLhjEiU
Sibesiech	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:01:00 - [57] I for one am a fairly new and inexperienced player who has yet to discover the greatness that is (or has been) EVE Online. I feel like I have just scratched on the surface of all the possibilities that this game offers and therefore cannot see or understand the reasons for which you are going to quit (besides the monocle-disaster maybe). Therefore I offer you, dear Mr. Krelian, the possibility to give me all your stuff, so that out of the ruins of your virtual existence may rise endless joy for my poor-as-f*** character. As the saying goes: Ashes to ashes, ISK and shiny stuff to Sibesiech.
Numance	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:03:00 - [58] you'd better quit now before ccp charge you to be able to... other than that , this video can be viewed as a past / present / (and i hope) future of CCP with eve....http://www.break.com/index/steering-wheel-comes-off-in-dragster-2073830
Krxon Blade	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:04:00 - [59] Dear Respected One, GREETINGS, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into biznes relationship with you. I find your contact from the Eve web fansite directory. I prayed over it and selekted your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hezitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy market trader in Jita, the economic capital of EVE, before he was poisoned to death in RL by Russians. He purchased a lot of GTC's for real cash. Before he died. he told me that he has a sum around 300.000.000.000 ISK left in a suspense EVE account, and gave me username and password. He explained that I may be poizoned too, and that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this account in exchange for small fee. Sir, I are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. My mother is also ded, she commited suicide right after my father waz poizoned. To be sure that you not Russian I need: 1) your Eve account full API 2) You to click here and enter your EVE username and password to verify that you're over 18 3) To serve as the my guardian because I am a 18y big breasted nymphomaniac girl. I'm willing to offer you 95% of that ISK as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate EVE account. Please feel free to contact, me via this email address [email protected] Pliease keep this mail confident. Dont by any matter report it to CCP becauze they are Russians too. Anticipating to hear from you soon. Thanks and God Bless. Best regards. Miss Wumi Abdul -- Flash minigames inspired by Eve Online
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:07:00 - [60] Originally by: Krxon Blade Dear Respected One, GREETINGS, Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into biznes relationship with you. I find your contact from the Eve web fansite directory. I prayed over it and selekted your name among other names due to it's esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person I can do business with and by the recommendations I must not hezitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business. I am Wumi Abdul; the only Daughter of late Mr and Mrs George Abdul. My father was a very wealthy market trader in Jita, the economic capital of EVE, before he was poisoned to death in RL by Russians. He purchased a lot of GTC's for real cash. Before he died. he told me that he has a sum around 300.000.000.000 ISK left in a suspense EVE account, and gave me username and password. He explained that I may be poizoned too, and that I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this account in exchange for small fee. Sir, I are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. My mother is also ded, she commited suicide right after my father waz poizoned. To be sure that you not Russian I need: 1) your Eve account full API 2) You to click here and enter your EVE username and password to verify that you're over 18 3) To serve as the my guardian because I am a 18y big breasted nymphomaniac girl. I'm willing to offer you 95% of that ISK as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate EVE account. Please feel free to contact, me via this email address [email protected] Pliease keep this mail confident. Dont by any matter report it to CCP becauze they are Russians too. Anticipating to hear from you soon. Thanks and God Bless. Best regards. Miss Wumi Abdul I laughed WAYYYYYYYYYY too hard IRL at this
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:07:00 - [61] A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... It is a period of expansions. The EVE community, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil CCP. During the battle, community spies managed to steal secret plans to CCPÆs ultimate weapon, the Vanity Shop, an armored Shop with it's deadly Monocle it wields the power to destroy enitre games. Pursued by the CCP sinister agents, the community races home aboard her SPACESHIP, custodian of the stolen plans that can save itÆs players and bring lower GPU usage and useful expansion to the game....
Hemmo Paskiainen Gallente Silver Snake Enterprise	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:08:00 - [62] I quit because ccp has their head beween their legs sniffing up the donkeyass smell of milking out people with useless stuff we dont want and taxes on 3rd party apps; and still they keep implementing uselsess "features" instead of fixing spaceships in a spazeship game. I quit because ccp wants us to run missions in high sec; abandon 0.0 by hitting it with the nerf bat; and destroy the 0.0 community cause they probaly moawn too much about broken spaceships. I quit beacuse who ever is inventing the last few patches is not playing eve and has absolutly no idea how the eve community thinks or operates elsewere than high or low sec. I quit eve because there is no understanding about general 0.0 sec by the ones that should implement stuff; welcome to supers-online; and yet they keep promoting 0.0 as end goal of all players. Still they wonder why sub's % wise are going down > boost agents > FAIL more In the end i quit eve because i dont want play wow by grinding missions; i get forced to only fly hurricanes and vagabonds; i dont want to walk and spin ships in stations; dont want to play sims online; i dont want to buy a super and be forced to get second account; i just want to pew pew people without playing docking games in high sec, without playing battships and battlecruizers online getting sec hits in low sec, i just want to pew pew people in 0.0 and why is it so hard? why do i have to spend 4 hours roaming to get 1-2 maybe 3 kills? Dear ccp nerf it more, and see the subs plummet.. Fix Black Op's
Isil Rahsen Gallente Ferrum Superum	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:09:00 - [63] Edited by: Isil Rahsen on 23/06/2011 09:09:50 Originally by: mental mavrick Jesus tap dancing Christ my sides hurt.
graphitemaster Darkstar Defense Industries	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:10:00 - [64] Take 2. For legal purposes, this is a purely hypothetical plan but is my entry for this competition. I really would like to continue playing eve, but in protest of the new RMT model, I will be staging a station sit in at our favorite Jita 4-4 station. All are welcome, even our favorite Orphanage fans, to see just how many pod pilots can be squeezed inside of one station. We will plan ahead for the enevitable "2000 pilot local cap" by having large rotations of players create jump clones in the jita station by jumping out of jita 4-4 to their favorite jump clone station. Hordes of newbs shall be lured into Jita with promises of free covetors or free rifters, or whatever excites them. Once our scout reports that the local level has hit 2000, 1000's of players will utilize their shiny new jumpclones to arrive into jita. As far as I know, jumpclones can get around the whole shutdown of the gates. And we will sit in jita, effectively blockading the trade hub by forcing the gates to be shut down, until eventually too many players have JCed into the favorite hub. Or it runs dry (unlikely). Also, everyone shall have a personal fire in their CQ, and it should look like this:
Aoki Ayumi University of Caille	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:10:00 - [65] I incarnaquit
Miilla Minmatar Hulkageddon Orphanage	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:10:00 - [66] Edited by: Miilla on 23/06/2011 09:11:14 > Would you like to play a game of Thermonuclear War? > NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN > G A M E O V E R > Opening account management..... Cancelling subscription..... How about a song from GLaDOS?
Weeble Tauri Caldari Battle Cattle	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:12:00 - [67] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_jpEBPTCQ Yup, another Inglorious Bastards parody
Alexingeras	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:13:00 - [68] I quit for justice. For CCP's sake i hope all the money they will get from selling monocles will cover for half the players they will loose by implementing this ****. PS No i wouldn't mind having your stuff or at least some of it, i'll put it to good use before my subscription expires. http://cheezburger.com/View/3451353088
MrNoodless	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:15:00 - [69] LIKE EVERYONE WHO IS GONNA QUIT... THEY DONT ~! who would stop eve when having 300 billion in your wallet.... /win
Tron Flux	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:15:00 - [70] Dear CCP, Since the Incarna release, I have noticed an inordinate number of people posting on the forums who appear to be functionally illiterate and incapable of basic logical thoughts. These people are a severe detriment to the game experience. Since you refuse to remove these people from with the game or the forums, I have no choice but to quit, lest I be dragged down to their level of idiotic discourse and beaten with their supreme experience in the field. Regards, Krelian
Jada Maroo	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:16:00 - [71] Originally by: MrNoodless who would stop eve when having 300 billion in your wallet.... When 300 billion can only buy 250 monocles.
Mr R4nd0m	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:18:00 - [72] im quitting cos i have just be trolled!
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:19:00 - [73] Chorus: Last Expansion, I gave you much stuff But the very next day, You flame it away Right now, to save me from tears I'll give you the Captains Quarters Last Expansion, I gave you much stuff But the very next day, You flame it away Right now, to save me from tears I'll give you the Vanity Shop Once trolled and twice broken We keep our distance but your flaming still catches my eye Tell me community do you recognise me? Well it's been an expansion, it doesn't surprise me (Happy Incarna!) I patched it up and sent it With a note saying "INCARNA RELEASES 1.0 21st OF JUNE" I meant it Now I know what a fool I've been But if you didnÆt flame me I could have time to patch this ** back Chorus (Oooh. Oooh Community) A crowded forum, friends with square eyes I'm hiding from you and useless flaming My Tengu I thought you were someone to rely on Us? I guess I was a shoulder to release carebear tears on A face on a whiner with a troll in his post A man undercover but you trolled me apart Oooh Oooh Now I've found a real patch you'll never flame me again Chorus A face on a whiner with a troll in his post (Gave you my **) A man undercover but you trolled me apart Next expansion I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone special who cares. someone someone I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone who can run it. who'll give me something in return, named money. I'll give it to someone hold my e-peen and watch it grow I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone who wants it. I've got you here to stay I can love you if you pay I thought you were someone who liked EVE gave you my stuff I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone last expansion I gave you much stuff you flamed it again I'll give it to someone, I'll give it to someone WHO CARES.
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:25:00 - [74] Keep the submissions going, this has been amazing so far. I'm going to bed but tomorrow i will review all submissions, i promise. I have a winner so far in my head, will see if tomorrow brings a better one.
Caldinea Amarr	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:25:00 - [75] Edited by: Caldinea on 23/06/2011 09:26:09 I'd like to think of a funny quit letter, but I can't. I like EVE. A lot. I met my husband here in Otou in 2009. We jet-set across the ocean back and forth a few times and then were married in 2010. It's creepy to admit it's part of my life like that. We're waiting on immigration paperwork and right now EVE is the game we play together. With this terrible uproar we've both lost a lot of faith in a game that we've not only devoted a lot of time into, but in its own way gave each of an important part of our lives -- eachother. Ah well. At least I won't have to flash my **** on webcam as payment to random corps to end wardecs anymore. Hey. Anything for the corp. /so posted on an alt
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:27:00 - [76] Keep you in the post You know they all pretend Keep you in the post And so it all began Send in your employees Sing as their bugs go marching in... again The need you buried deep The secrets that they keep are ever ready Are you ready? I'm finished farming ISK Done killing stuff That whole defense Spinning infinity, EVE The patch is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say weÆre like the others? What if I say weÆre just another one of their plays? WeÆre the pretenders What if I say if they will never surrender? In time or so I'm told I'm just another character for sale... oh, well The patch is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story TheyÆre the voice inside the forums Who lock your post TheyÆre the blue lined people that you have to face Mirrored in your stare TheyÆre what's left,TheyÆre what's right THEYÆRE the enemy TheyÆre the hand that will take you down Bring you to your knees So who are they? Yeah, who are they? Yeah, who are they? THEYÆRE CCP? ---- I keep posting all day if I have to, I got a long playlist and a good imagination.
DickbeardThePirate Gallente Broski Enterprises	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:30:00 - [77] 1. Drink 3 bottles of space rum 2. Stagger around the CQ for an hour singing http://youtu.be/Sp6vqtO57I4 3. Slam "biomass self" button with forehead
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:30:00 - [78] I am going to add one here that was sent to me by EveMail, so she can be part of the contest: Breaking up is easy From: Lana Torrin Sent: 2011.06.23 08:27 To: Krelian Lann, Cant reply to your post, still working off a ban..á Petition this on your way out.. Dear CCP, I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this didn't need to be done, but I wanted to anyway.. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, our relationship just isnt working out for me.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your history of stupidity that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you. You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with crazy way you treat people. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you d3eleted everyones boot.ini, that was pro.. Or the time you actualy released a good expansion, if I can ever remember when that was. I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to cheat on you daily, and write a letter through text messages. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away. Good riddance, Krelian Lann
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:33:00 - [79] Another: Don't quit! From: Azz505 Sent: 2011.06.23 08:35 To: Krelian Lann, I've never met you and yet i feel so sad that you plan on quitting, you should give someone who would look after your assets "cough" me "cough" and use it for good, such as killing people and revenge! Please don't quit.. but if you do, you can count on me to share your grief! "To make it fall into the "I Quit" subject.... I Quit."
Nabasuko Donosor	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:33:00 - [80] I quit, Well, actualy I don't realy quit. I quit because I writing I'm quiting, but I'm not realy quiting. I'm posting I'm quiting, that is. I'm posting quiting because somebody is quiting and asking to post that I'm quiting Now everybody posting they're quiting, but not really quiting are doing this to win the price for quiting. (Not realy quiting, but posting quiting) That's why I quit (not realy quiting) together with all the others on this thread quiting (Only one quiting in this thread, all the others are not really quiting, they post they're quiting) You see ?
Lidia Prince Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:35:00 - [81] Can you send some ISK to me please? I'd really appreciate it.
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:35:00 - [82] And another: "I quit" From: Sin Easts Sent: 2011.06.23 09:00 To: Krelian Lann, Hello, I¿ve upgraded my acc from trial just tommorow (yes, just a few hours before the internal document leaked) so I am still not able to post in forum, however here is my contribution http://www.flickr.com/photos/claesm/3020332138/ :) If I may add a personal message, I would say do not quit... I understand all of the arguments, however quitting does not change anything. I believe majority of the players do not want to use MT and if they quit, it will either die or change in another asian style Pay to win mmo. If players stay and will ignore the MT for the most part, then it becomes a failure, which can not be ignored for various reason. Eve players are famous for ther patience and this is fight which requiers the most patience of them all. :) However, I wish you luck and fun wherever you decide to move. Sincerely, S.E.
BacTyrael	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:35:00 - [83] This guy had the right idea. I have played off and on since 06. My first experience with the game involved joining a low sec corporation and mining... I stopped playing for about two years for obvious reasons. Coming back in about early 09, I joined another corp but null sec this time. Everything went fine, belt security, good money, exotic dancers, you know how it is. But then some arse from corp decides to get revenge on one guy by genocide'ing the corp with the POS included. Smart idea by being our scout and leading us into a large bubble on gate by saying it was clear. He had been waiting a few months on a different char to get this revenge. Bravo for that. Seeing as I was still a noob by definition. I decided to go back to other games where I was already established and not starting out with 5,000 isk and a noob ship. But never the less I decide to come back. So in early 2010 I boot my account back up and make this guy. Selling my old hulk pilot netted me a decent amount of isk. It allowed me to learn the ropes of combat with a free leash on my wallet. But my corp choice seems to be bad. So I join a high security mission corp this time. WH Pos going up, veteran players, some reassurance in them. Once again as you could guess it all goes to shambles. Guy running the POS has to leave, along with his small fortune, that keeps everything running "including security". And the corp falls apart one by one as the main fuel source "industry, R&D, some mining." Disappear over night. So I quit again... Now CCP releases an expansion with very little change to the actual game itself. I am currently playing and don't have a huge interest in the new content. I can't see myself dropping subscription this time unless they release non-vanity items for aurum. And I think I have learned from most of my mistakes. You have my older I quits, not much rage but I made you something.
northwesten Amarr Trinity Corporate Services Terran United Federation	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:37:00 - [84] I always miss out on these freaking threads.... some day I get billions :( ------------------------------------
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:38:00 - [85] Oh and by the way, I dont want all the ISK for myself, I would atleast share more then half with friends \o/ And I will give you a memorial in my bio :c
Iamien Democracy of Klingon Brothers	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:43:00 - [86] Edited by: Iamien on 23/06/2011 09:43:32 If I win I'll spend a large portion of it hiring mercorps to wardec those who purchase monocles, at least when such a thing can be done effectively.
Raastul	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:49:00 - [87] Edited by: Raastul on 23/06/2011 09:52:10 Edited by: Raastul on 23/06/2011 09:51:01 Quitters never win! Much the Same - Quitters Never Win! Let's go!
Mara Rinn	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:49:00 - [88] In Russia, EVE stops playing you! (I'm going back to WoW) Creation is so precious, and greed so destructive - http://v.gd/tm28yT
BARGAIN HUNTER MAN	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:49:00 - [89] Give me your iskies, and I'll wait around for the next Plex for charity drive, and donate the lot. At least that way, CCP doesn't get the money!
Trajun Red Federation RvB - RED Federation	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:53:00 - [90] i refuse to kick start the Icelandic banking recovery. Therefore, it is with regret that i must say ...poke it up your ass, i'm outta here losers
Aarim Clan LoKi	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:54:00 - [91] Dear CCP After an appropriate period of deliberation, I have come to the decision to tender my resignation from Eve Online, effective June 23rd 2011. Please know that I still maintain a high level of respect for you as GM's and Devs, and I thank you sincerely for the support and assistance you have offered me in each of those roles. I have been proud to work for bugger all over the past # years; it has been a journey that has provided me an unparalleled foundation to move forward to new and exciting opportunities. As such, I have decided to become a professional pirate in real life. It has always been a dream of mine to live the life of a swashbuckling corsair, beholden to none and master of all I survey. Once my crew of unabashed rogues is assembled, we shall take to the capacious expanse of the high seas to pursue fortune, fame, and hair-raising adventure. Our path may not be filled with the porcine comforts and technological marvels that CCP provides, but we shall nonetheless move forward to carve a name for ourselves in the annals of bold insurgency and death-defying derring-do. Once I have a keen blade at my hip and the Jolly Roger is flapping high above me, I believe I will find my true calling. Please note that I am currently accepting applications for First Officer, if you are at all interested in applying. I will provide a full medical and dental plan, which will offer immediate coverage of all maladies other than scurvy and the occasional bout of rickets. Sincerely
Johnathan Walker Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 09:58:00 - [92] Let's see... emo time. I quit because I have this tshirt: "I wished for something good in Incarna, and all I got was this crappy T-shirt". I quit on holding out naive hope that someone at CCP has half a brain left. I knew they were zombies all along, and Incarna proves that the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Guide was a good buy; theyyyyy'reeee heeeeereeee! I certainly cease investing any interest in the game, relegating my time to a mindless bot to mine ice. Well, not really, because I quit writing that program out of disinterest in Eve. I'm done sifting through "EveLOLpedia" articles, a mess of a monkey's attempt at 'documentation'. Even CCP staff can't get it right with simply things like "Step Foot Into Captain's Quarters"; literacy 101: "Step In", or "Set Foot". But Aura doesn't teach that in Advanced Wtfology 306. I'm done playing "DarkSpace Online", waiting ten minutes for combat to load only to blink my eyes thrice and find myself back "home", my virtual existence terminated in an automated string of 1's and 0's. Wile E. Coyote comes to mind... Made by ACME = Made by CCP. At least Wile E's rockets actually worked, sort of... I'm tired of the "us versus them" battle, the politics, and the illusion of grandiose things to come. I would be better off in a blood bank having my blood sucked out of me than my wallet being pillaged dry for nothing in return. At least those prices are stable, and I'm never disappointed in the end as I always get a cookie and juice box. In the interests of rising oceans, I quit so my carebear tears will stop flooding low-lying areas and causing lulz-induced hypoxia (the latter also the cause of sudden laugh-fart-belch syndrome). I can harvest gas by chewing cabbage daily, and I'm sure my partner will enjoy "wormhole exploration" tonight. Certainly no m"ass" limits there... I'll take my chances with the DEA and running drugs and exotic dancers across the border; at least there I have a chance to get away or die in a spectacular shoot-out. God forbid if the Fed were chasing a fugitive, only to be held up by a sudden wall on which it is written: "Session Change...". And I quit to join the real navy, where capital ships are used sparingly and with care to change the tide of war and not as the latest in an ever-escalating representation of the perceived size of one's electronic "peen". Nice carrier... oh wait, that's 01100011011000010111001001110010011010010110010101110010. Shiny, isn't it? (if you translated that in your head to the actual word, please seek professional help!). And finally, I quit because then I can have all those shinies from Krelian, which I can then use to post "I am quitting eve" messages in Jita local and for once, not have it be a scam. That would really shake the Jovians out of hiding... a disturbance on Tranquility, ironic isn't it? (Force reference here, work with me people). Oh and I quit because damnit, I wanted my dancing-monkey at my side walking around in station. Alas, ChimChim is still a fantasy. Le sigh. YARAARGH! Warmly, "The Bear" JW
K'Daai Mensa.	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:00:00 - [93] Screw you guys, I'm going Home.
San Severina Minmatar Autocannons Anonymous	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:02:00 - [94] I'm quitting too, so no point giving me anything! Best of luck to you though, I know it's a tough decision to walk away from EvE, even if CCP are making it very easy atm.
Tehmina Amarr	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:07:00 - [95] This following happened on the morning of 22nd of June. I had been staying up pretty late, lurking the EVE forums, and waiting for the servers to come online again. That didn't happen of course, so I ended up spending hours reading about people ragequitting over different reasons, the new MT path being one of the most prominent reasons. In the morning when I woke up, I had to check the forums again. And what do I see : monocles for $60 ! In their infinite wisdow, CCP has launched MT store, containing nothing to buy. I did spend an hour reading all sorts of posts, some pro and some against this new business model CCP is set on embracing in the future, and couldn't do much else than laugh quietly inside for the persons at CCP responsible for this horrible mess they've created for themselves and their customers. Eventually I had to leave for work, hopped in to my car and turned on the radio. The first notes that come out where the chorus of this song : Youtube linky I can assure that i got some strange looks from the neighbours, a fat guy in his shaking small car laughing his ass off for several minutes. And of course, the mandatory : I Quit ( except in case I receive a contract worth several Billions of 'stuff', allowing me to start a new career as a professional suicide ganker.)
Solosky	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:08:00 - [96] 300b giveaway due to quitting after Incarna? New type of scam invented.
RiskyFrisky Interrobang Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:10:00 - [97] Just give me your fricken stuff so I can quit and take it to the grave with me.
Kunming T.H.U.G L.I.F.E ROMANIAN-LEGION	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:15:00 - [98] Edited by: Kunming on 23/06/2011 10:17:16 Quit while you still can!!
OblivionDawn	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:20:00 - [99] Originally by: Krelian Lann THE best "I Quit" post. Ta Da?
Creepy Goat Collateral.	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:23:00 - [100] ----
Norsil	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:27:00 - [101] real simple stuff mine ... wowzers tho nice givaway there was a little toon called krelian who was quitin a giving a few billian he went back to real life hey 'whats this thing' called a wife he spends his day kickin back just a chilian regards gl on rl
Desert Ice78 Gryphon River Industries R-I-P	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:35:00 - [102] Tell you what, seeing as your such great fun, why don't you just stay? CCP: Consistency since 2003
Tracey Emin	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:36:00 - [103] British artistic female, hopeless romantic, and geeky gamer, seeks that special someone. Tends to be very shy at first, but once you get to know her is really outgoing. Always gives unconditional love to everyone in her life, usually without any in return, and secretly craves unconditional love (OK, I guess itÆs not secret anymore). Loves coffee on a rainy day and can cite Chuck Palahniuk's "Fight Club" like gospel. Enjoys talking in third-person in profile descriptions. Looking for someone who is a geek like me, who likes to play the same games I like, and has a sense of humor. Lastly he has to be romantic. List of some things I like: Anime Art Computers Eve Online Fantasy Harry Potter Hitchhiker's Guide Role Playing Science Fiction Star Trek Star Wars Super Heroes Vampires Video Games
Rykuss Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:42:00 - [104] I quit because people got trolled and bought it. Do I win? Can we has a t-shirt that says "I survived teh lulz" for our avatars please? I'd totally effin' buy that!
Lin-Young Borovskova	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:48:00 - [105] Why should you leave? It's your choice but since you're giving your stuff away I'd like: 1 Machariel 1 Bhaalgorn 1 Vindicator 1 Original researched T2 bpo large void 1 Original researched T2 bpo med void 1 Original reearched T2 Heavy fury scourge 50 canes 350 425mm T2 auto canons 50 T2 large shield extenders 150 T2 medium defense shield extender rigs 50 T2 Em rigs 50 T2 Invul Fields 150 T2 Gyrostabilisers 100 T2 Tracking enhancers 50 T2 webs 50 T2 scrams 50 T2 10MN mwd 200K Medium RF EMP 200k Medium FR Phased PLasma 200K Medium RF Fusion 2 Mackinaw 2 Hulks 1 Orca 1 Charon 1 Rhea Any one of these would make my journey a very nice journey. But you still can have fun playing, just pause for a few weeks and come back.
craig 100	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:50:00 - [106] I quit EvE because...well...euh This is hard dude. I love every aspect of this game... Okay 2nd try I quit EvE because...its hard...but then again , whats the fun in a easy game?? Fail again...dang Okay 3th try. I quit EvE because... Euh...ppl ask difficult questions? I give up. Can i have your stuff plx
Skippermonkey Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:50:00 - [107] Originally by: Krelian Lann I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - OLD FORUM I ♥ YOU, NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN!
Svea Eriker	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:55:00 - [108] I present to you the limmerquit: FFFFFUUUU CCP once did care more than a bit but now I don't want to put up with their **** they gave in to their greed but they shall not succeed 'cause today my unsub I will submit Regards
Anterios Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 10:57:00 - [109] Linkage
IvorBigGun	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:01:00 - [110] CCP ****ED EVE UP ! IM OFF !
DjLowballer Amarr Firebird Squadron	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:09:00 - [111] I don't think CCP really cares about words. The best would be simply to show the following images in sequence. (The last is most important to get the point across) Sorry CCP but its over We had some good times but its over now. I have moved on to bigger and better things SORRY!
Deleros Revo	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:11:00 - [112] I will never forget EVE
Ineka	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:13:00 - [113] CCP I WANT TO TELL YOU SO MUCH BUT...
xXThunder StruckXx	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:16:00 - [114] If Krelian Lann is to leave, then so must I. The universe won't be worth living in without Krelian How am I to carry on without the hope of finding him beyond the next stargate?, without the hope of seeing those rugged good looks behind a billion isk monicle? CCP Ima dissapointed in you, you have managed to the whole Krelian
Daravel Caldari No Pants - No limits	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:17:00 - [115] Where is? Where is the warrior? Staring down death, outnumbered. Alas, accompanied by an entire three alliances. Where is the miner? Risking all for the rarest of treasures. Alas, having a cup of tea while their bots do the work. Where is the missioner? Pledging their allegiance, fighting for the cause. Alas, he is also having a cup of tea; his bots hard at work. Where is the trader? Endeavouring to provide the resources where they are needed. Alas, spending ISK on PLEX to exchange for Aurum to fleece people for ISK. Where is Chribba? Excavating an entire system from the chair of his Veldnaught. Alas, he is modelling his new eye appendage for his friends. Where is the pilot? That once travelled across the stars in search of fame and fortune. Alas, they are now spinning their avatars in station. Where is Krelian? The boldest of all the pilots in EVE; vanguard of the old ways. Alas, he is alone in space, the last capsuleer, and now he too, docks for the last time.
01011 101	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:30:00 - [116] Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 11:32:34 Edit: stupid typo's I'm attempting a rational "I Quit" post while trying to stay unbiased. This is all speculative and fictional rant, which is not aimed at being funny, witty or even having a point, but anyhow... Joining the Eve universe was my attempt at satisfying my need for excapism. This is the excapism driver that we all have, which we all attempt to satisfy in one way or another, be it via books, films, role-playing, or other entertainment. I loved the complexity, sheer scope, and player driven gameplay of Eve. The players make the game. Sadly, as Eve ages, changes are to be expected in order to: Keep up with industry expectations: graphics, etc Aquire new players: introduction of game mechanisms that would appeal to a wider audience. i.e. CQ's, Streamlining the player introduction, etc As a game ages, the players that stay become the veteran players of the game. These players stayed in the game because of what the game offered at the time (the core game mechanics of Eve). Many players feel the direction CCP are taking with Eve compromises the future prospects for improving the core gameplay. Rather than work on core game balancing or developing content that improves the core content, it appears that CCP are improving immersion and bridging a gap between itself and more popular entertainment platforms that rely on player driven entertainment. i.e. virtual chatrooms such as IMVU As CCP are taking this direction, I postulate that veteran players see little future prospects for the refocusing on developing content that will extend the longtivity of their game playing. I mean, lets face it, once you have done everything in the game, what else is there to do other than hold onto the player interation? Once everything is done in the game, EVE can become a glorified chatroom for some people. Further Rebalancing of core content, and introduction of core content such as wormholes, incursions, etc was great but what will CQ's offer? Hopefully, CQ's is the stepping stone to a Freelancer'ist or Kotor like game immersion, but better. Where the game evolves from being space ship pvp/pve (to also) offering third person planet/station pvp/pve.... ...and hopefully not a glitsy in space chatroom. But this direction is seen by some as being detrimental to the future improvment of the core game. Improving the core game graphics is one thing, but when will we see: The addressing of broken game mechanics such as the proliferation of supercaps? Balancing of the races so that they offer totally different kinds of gameplay but are balanced? Starcraft anyone? Note: While this does exist to a degree, some worry that lazy rebalancing (due to focusng on these new developments) will result in the lack of diversification. Game evolution aside for the rest of this attempt to win some virtual isk I want to discuss company bahaviour. The introduction of core game changes without a sufficient notice time and without a explanation as to the exact change is poor practice imo. The example I base this comment on is the removal of unproabable ships. FYI - I am indifferent as to the effect of this change, but I feel the way in which it was done is objectionable. 1. While there was mention of the change by GM's (in passing) in forum posts, I did not come across a game mechanic change blog to draw players attention to this change. I suspect there are many players who are still unaware of this change if they didn't read the patch notes. 2. Probe-ability is based on a formula that the EVE community is aware of. The patch change description however does not identify the cut-off point. At what point will our ship tweaking cease to affect our probe-ability? Anyhow. If I was an old player, bored with the game, having done everything, and seeing that CCP are taking a different direction with the game which does not improve on the game content that made me stay... I quit.
Phersephone Caldari Stormlord Battleforce Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:31:00 - [117] Here is my entry Here if i win please send me the iskies. thanks
Ford Mersombre	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:34:00 - [118] I quit
Creepy Goat Collateral.	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:34:00 - [119] Originally by: graphitemaster You know it's funny, Stoffer is an ex-goon. So technically, Goons destroyed the game after all \o/ Only fitting! ----
Mystical Might Amarr The Imperial Fedaykin	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:40:00 - [120] Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these mother**in' bugs in this mother*in' game! Everybody listen up! extracts his gun* I'm about to quit the game.
Agent 42 Gallente RADIO RAMPAGE	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:44:00 - [121] CCP you fail harder than these guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppN0ObQOu2c&feature=related I quit.
Mai Banck	Posted - 2011.06.23 11:50:00 - [122] I would just with the two for me meaningful sayings in life which describe the way live and I play(ed) EVE: Experience is something you get just after you need it ... **** happens ... And to add one more with the new "vanity" items: If everybody were somebody, nobody would be anybody ... Food for thought as I fade away. PS. I would not give away your stuff if I were you ... you know chances are you will be back.

Chribba Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:00:00 - [123] I'm not interested in your assets or ISK, someone else surely has way better use for it than me. Just saying good luck with whatever you are up to next and always sad to see people leave, make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$ Be safe! /c Secure 3rd party service \| in-game 'Holy Veldspar' Now /w voice

Rebel Lion Republic University	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:07:00 - [124] IÆm quitting EvE, why? Because when I leave the grocery store with my van full of stuff, IÆm worried about being suicide ganked after I leave the parking lot. I really enjoy playing EvE, it is my hobby, my escape from my hum drum life. CCP has lost their way and my only real voice is to deny them that very thing they wish to have. I quit, meaning 3 subscriptions will NOT be renewed.
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:19:00 - [125] I quit because : * Ever since Incarna, when I leave my room I don't want to go back, as I'm scared of getting a burn-out. * Ever since Incarna came out, I haven't let my dogs out, because I'm scared my bonusses may not apply and they lose the fight of the dogs from next door. * Ever since Incarna came out, I haven't turned my lightning on, because I don't want to see my wife with that lightning, even uglier then before! * Ever since Incarna came out, I'm to scared to go shopping, because a new car might cost as much as a new shirt, or a monocle. * Ever since Incarna came out, I had a tropic climat in my room, because my computer was overheating. * Ever since Incarna came out, I cut of my gas bill, because why need gas? Just boot up EVE and enter the Captains Quarter and lay your eggs on your computer, in 5 minutes they are cooked! * Ever since Incarna came out, Nvidia has had a major sale spike, because everyone needed better cards. * Ever since Incarna came out, I have been making bad jokes about Incarna comming out.
Apollo Gabriel Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:32:00 - [126] Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 12:33:24 Originally by: Chribba I'm not interested in your assets or ISK, someone else surely has way better use for it than me. Just saying good luck with whatever you are up to next and always sad to see people leave, make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$ Be safe! /c Always good to see Chribba. Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. So my friend, I'd compete but you know that I've quit as well. I'll simply ask that you consider liquidating your assets and doing Plex for good, which is what I'm headed for myself, although I'm only worth about a tenth of your wealth, Fly safe, wherever that is! AG *** Signature may appear without warning! *** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
Creepy Goat Collateral.	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:34:00 - [127] Originally by: Chribba make sure you keep an Ibis for when you return so that you won't have to buy one with $$$ I see what you did there ----
Im Super Gay	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:37:00 - [128] This isn't an I quit thread but more of how I got someone else to quit. So in the small corp I was in, we'd recrit new players and what not. This one new player we recruited revealed herself to be a girl. Well with all new players I'd help them out by having them tag along in missions and such. So then it started: the dirty talk. I was fine with it at first, because how many times do you get hit on while running missions? After a week or so of this going on I contacted the other corp leaders. Turns out she had been hitting on pretty much every guy in the corp. Because we couldn't come up with a rational explanation of why someone would play internet spaceships to hit on a bunch of guys we called her out as a spy. She was furious. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. She pretty much chewed everyone out in private chat. According to her she was picked on when she was young because she was taller than everyone else, so she compensates by flirting with everyone or something like that. After she was done raging she stopped playing and never was heard from again.
Peritas Inmortalis Gallente Peritas Inmortalis Corp	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:39:00 - [129] Edited by: Peritas Inmortalis on 23/06/2011 12:39:32 Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. Lann Krelian ............. do not know how to speak, have been a good employee over the years but no longer are useful to us so ...... you're fired
Rethie Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:43:00 - [130] I don't want your stuff, you might as well go ahead and biomass, I'm highly considering leaving too -2
Humongus Bauls	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:48:00 - [131] If you truly have 300 billion.....send me a few and I will email you pics of a corp mates naked sister....
Lara Dantreb New Horizons	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:48:00 - [132] Krelian Lann, please unsub in silence, don't give your stuff but trash it, and don't forget to biomass your squealing avatar.
Fi1ippo Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:51:00 - [133] Your call out for attention is pretty pathetic. Just give me your stuff and ill disperse it. No, im not quitting. "The man behind the mask is a Maverik Letting off buck-ten shots for the hat trick." From the song Overtime (Maverik Lacrosse Commercial), by D.One. Life = Lax
andeira	Posted - 2011.06.23 12:58:00 - [134] Edited by: andeira on 23/06/2011 13:01:13 edit: this is not my main >.> send it to Warzon3 ------------- Originally by: Stitcher For frak's sake, it took millions of years of evolution for that brain to get inside your skull, would it kill you to actually USE the damned thing?
Sleipniir	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:04:00 - [135] i got bored :< now fair thee well ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8-agHNaovM WATCH IN HD NOWZ !
Borisaurus Venant Inc.	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:13:00 - [136] I have constructed for you, a poem. Hope you enjoy it! Generally, I don't condone posts like this. I do, however, sympathize with you. Very frequently, we see CCP miss. Each update leaving our space balls blue. Monocles are just as expensive in real life. Except they don't exactly cause as much strife. You see, vanity has a time and place. On our space ships? On our face? Unfortunately these will not slide. Revert the changes, or I'll die! Some may say we're over-reacting. Please, you should know this is more than acting. As if Hybrids are fine and we should refrain from Coming to the forums with a very hurt bum. EWAR is broken, Motherships too. But worst of all is infinite moon goo. Uber alliances influence my carebearing. CSM idiots, weaknesses glaring. Keep your devblogs to yourself. Since I'm quitting EVE to go be an Elf. -------------- Are you a Planetside veteran? Shoot me a mail.
Ion Shape Phoibe Enterprises Peregrine Nation	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:22:00 - [137] Originally by: graphitemaster Edited by: graphitemaster on 23/06/2011 08:34:36 Unplugged. Finally, he had found the key to ending the continous cycle of rebirth, life, an "inconveniance" of death, and once again, rebirth. He walked slightly pained out of the dark station room. It had taken him decades to find one with the knowledge to end his immortality. He chuckled at the thought. Ending immortality-everyone dreams of obtaining it, but not how to lose it, right? He strode stiffly towards his Mastadon class transport, a slight fond smile coming across his face as his eyes scanned the battle scarred hull. 253 successful runs, many a close call, many a bubble camp, but she held strong, of course, with the help of a microwarp drive and a cloak paired together. Many a memory he had while this vessel was in his service. But now it was time to bring it all to an end. And he wouldn't be sharing the secret with anyone. However, his exit wouldn't go quite unnoticed either. The station door to his captain quarters whisked open as he entered. He made his way to his communications terminal. He opened his virtual cred account, funneling all of his accumulated funds to a close friend within his corp, and sending out one final contract composed of what assets he had left. He wouldn't need these where he was headed. He looked over his shoulder for a final time at his modest quarters before boarding his Mastadon. The modest cargo bay of his Mastadon was filled to the brim with an assortment of demolitions, and he had a couple old "friends" in mind who could use these gifts he carried. He scratched slightly at the fresh scar on the back of his head. He hoped the contraption the crazed Amarrian had installed would function correctly and repress the download signal to his medical clone. Giving a final sigh, he undocked from the station, steered the ship in a wide arc, and pointed it directly back in the busy stream of vessels pouring out of Jita 4-4. He slammed his fist on the jury-rigged detonater and was consumed in the fire. this was pure quality, and as isk grabbing as i am the next pilot,, gets my vote Trust in the Rust
Angel HUN Spricer Raiden.	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:23:00 - [138] Edited by: Angel HUN on 23/06/2011 13:23:40 http://i.imgur.com/n4CzQ.jpg ^^Quitting EVE is Harder than that. Good Luck. Originally by: CCP Oveur We. Will. Never. Leave. EVE.
VCBee 588	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:24:00 - [139] Die ***** Die
Draelos	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:24:00 - [140] Dear CCP I know my friends said I shouldn't bother, but I couldn't help myself. In my fantasies, it would have been where you made better improvements for us players. I guess my hopeful nature needed that to continue, but now I see that my nature cost me a lot of things, time, money, girfriends. I'm tired of pretending I appreciate your efforts. I don't care about playing anymore. This is what I have to say... "There's no one like you, CCP." I look for you in games of other companies, but it's not the same. They're not even close. Two weeks ago, I played this game that I won't name and found what I was missing. I don't say this to hurt you, but just to illustrate how desperate I am in finding something that excites me. It is a younger game and offers things that only a new game can give you. I mean, a new an interesting environment. Graphics you wouldn't believe and not so bitter players. Every gamer's dream, right? But as I sat in front of the computer, getting blown away by this stunner, I thought, look at the stuff we've made important in our lives. It's all so superficial. What do graphics really mean? Does it make this game more enjoyable to play? Well, in this case, yes. But you see what I'm getting at. Does it make the player interaction better? I doubt it. And I'd never really thought of that before. Later, after I'd spent the night playing, I found myself thinking, "why do I feel so drained and empty?" It wasn't just the new game and feeling fulfilled, but something else. Some ****ling feeling of loss. Why did it feel so incomplete? And then it hit me. It didn't feel the same because bugs and patch delays were not there. Do you know what I mean? Nothing feels the same without the screw-ups. Jesus, CCP, I'm just going crazy without you. And everything I play just reminds me of you. Do you remember WOW, that mmo that I tried before moving on to you? Well, I logged in again last night and so much had changed. It offered so much compared to the last time I had played. I didn't know what this meant till later, but that's not the real story. Anyway, I played for a few hours and the next thing I'm hooked, playing away in my old bedroom where I used to play with you. New environments, new characters, new PVE content, but it makes me sad too. 'Cause I can't help thinking, "Why didn't you offer the same? It had been 2 years and little has changed. I'm tired of the monotony. But do you see how even then, when I'm playing away with my old favourite game, all I can do is think of you? It's true, CCP. In your heart you know you can do better. Don't you think we could start over? Just wipe out all the grievances and start fresh? I think we can. Just offer us what I want, what we want. Don't get so sidetracked and focus on what we really want... Unfortunately, I am exploring my options and for the moment at least.. I quit. Draelos
Emmerik Gallente NED-Clan Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:27:00 - [141] Just Quit already, stop whining and give some random dude ur stuff!
InvaderKaz	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:38:00 - [142] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. I pwned your sister last night, I seriously deserve something for that..
Pham Lai	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:40:00 - [143] Screw MT and gianormously over priced vanity wares....i quit this b!#ch. Time to try out DUST and not hav to worry about MTs and such.......oh, wait....
Doom Sentinel	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:40:00 - [144] Eve Online derp dee derr! Derp dee derpiddy derpy derr! Until one day, Incarna derpa derpa derr! From the creators of RMT, and Terrible Marketing Ideas, Eve Online is: Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb. Rated PG-13.
Miss Minx	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:51:00 - [145] Edited by: Miss Minx on 23/06/2011 13:52:56 Some of these are really good, some short-stories, some love letters and some rational ones. Its good stuff. Thought just to say that people shouldn't try to influence Krelians decission by throwing in their own votes. Any of us can be alts anyway. My one: Train Skills: Grind, Grind, Grind, Grind Get cruiser: Pew, Die, Pew, Die. Try PVE Missions: Pew..Pew..Pew..Pew..Pew...Some Isk. Play with Market a little: Some Isk. Get into Pirate Corp: Pew, Pew, Gank, Pew, YARr, Pew.... Cope with Random D/C's Recover Security Standings: Grind, Grind, Grind, Die, Grind, Grind... Get into battle-cruiser: Pew, Pew, Die. Get into 0.0 Corp: Blob Pew, Blob Pew, Some Mass Dying when encountering larger Blob. Complain on Forums: Rabble, Rabble, Rabble Create fail Corp and try Pos management: Big Die... Rage Quit Get Battleship and do L4's: Pew... a little bit more isk Wait for Skills: Wait, Wait, Wait... New Patch: Delayed, Delayed, Complain, ...Bugged Get into a lucrative position in 0.0 corp: Isk, Isk, Baby..wtf? Try Motherships: Pew, Pew, Pew.....Die...Rage Quit Steal from Corp: y/n? Get bored: Try things again, and again, and again. Quit
Noceur-01 Tiers Amarr	Posted - 2011.06.23 13:59:00 - [146] Enjoy real life. : )
cyboman Caldari Caldari Provisions	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:01:00 - [147] Once Upon a time I was playing kick the CAN. It was getting dark and I had to go home. So I went home and told my mom that I wanted to HAVE a snack before dinner. She said "You'll spoil YOUR dinner." I told her to STUFF it. Was that wrong?
Cailais Amarr Dawn of a new Empire The Initiative.	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:04:00 - [148] I don't suppose they'd be any monocles amongst that stuff by any chance? No? C. 'GREED IS GOOD' - CCP 2011 the hydrostatic capsule blog
Draelos	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:06:00 - [149] Originally by: cyboman Once Upon a time I was playing kick the CAN. It was getting dark and I had to go home. So I went home and told my mom that I wanted to HAVE a snack before dinner. She said "You'll spoil YOUR dinner." I told her to STUFF it. Was that wrong? Lol, "Can I have your stuff" WITH an ending question that people would reply "yes" to.
kardjaval	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:07:00 - [150] "I'm gonna go and quit, in person to CCP's Iceland office, possibly with a large cardboards sign." http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/53307981.png/
Draelos	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:09:00 - [151] Originally by: kardjaval "I'm gonna go and quit, in person to CCP's Iceland office, possibly with a large cardboards sign." http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/53307981.png/ Can I have your stuff if you win, since you seem to be quitting
Borun Tal Minmatar Just Abide	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:11:00 - [152] I don't want your stuff. I can already smell the stink of fail on it from way over here.
Calisto Thellere	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:12:00 - [153] Awww, does mommies ickle soldier have a booboo? Would mommies precious flower like a cuddle and make the big bad CCP guys go away? There there, lets wipe those tears away and ignore all those nasty boys and girls making fun of my sweat heart on a games forum just because you want to stop playing your favorite past time, the same past time you've sunk hundreds of hours into and made something of yourself, it doesnt matter honey, nobody will mock you for quitting like a baby, its ok love, its not real life, mummy will make everything better just you wait and see. Opps, sorry about that sweety, had a bit of a freudian slip there, what i meant to say was GROW A PAIR AND STOP BEING A WHINEY LITTLE B***H. Do i win?
Chloe Scythe Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:13:00 - [154] For around 8 years the mighty small giant of CCP stood true for what she claimed to be a game developer started by gamers for gamers. She build up what was to be a true game off unknown proportions and a near limitless playing field, she did not pamper her gamers, she threw them in the deep admits a mighty hurricane and told them simply it was learn to swim or die. Those who did not drown found their opinions respected and answered as the game progressed. So the players formed up corporations and alliances each with their purpose though in general there was 1 main purpose, PVP and under that flag they sailed the stars fighting each other where they could as friendships and bitter enemies where formed. They started to lay claim to regions of space fast and rich, however there something went wrong, the riches made them settle down, they didn't head out so much any more, PVP suddenly seemed only a necessity to protect their riches and so they had fallen to greed as they gartered their riches as fast as they could, others became jealous and not hindered by any space riches they needed to defend they launched the assault. So the once mighty alliance sailing under the flag of PVP fell as they had lost their focus on their purpose and ideals and the riches they thought where so important where lost. So it seems CCP is going like a fast alliance with a clear goal she slowly started to grind to a hold seeing the riches and finally they fell for them. So it seems just moments away before an other game developer comes in claims their riches and leaves them with nothing, but old glory that will fade rapidly in a fast changing world. So the story of the once small giant ends soon to fade into the unknown as the player who where once loyal to her pick up their bags and look for a place where they can find what they once had when playing EVE online. I will be with them as I pack my bags, unplug my clones and put it all to rest. It is a sad day for gaming, but greed is a powerful evil and we can only hope that our next stop does not fall for it. Chiyeko signing out.
Zakua Corbin	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:13:00 - [155] Help me Krelian, your my only hope! I need your funding so I can personaly wage war in Hi-sec trade hub space. I want disco shows none stip for an hour in Jita and Amarr. Aaand I also want to buy 100 monocles
Kraazyfuu	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:13:00 - [156] Yeah... this is how I feel about it. Link here.
Mia Aires	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:22:00 - [157] I'll quit....as soon as I bought all vanity stuff for my char Monocles Jacket, SPACE boots ... Unfortunately I need ISK therefore
Miss Minx	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:23:00 - [158] Originally by: Draelos Edit: Hmm, just a suggestion, maybe rather than one huge winner, maybe splitting between the three or four best? Greater the number of happy people is better imo ps Best of luck in your future also, hoping it is not one big troll
War Kitten Panda McLegion	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:49:00 - [159] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. "I made you this EVE game, but I eated it." - CCP lolcat, on the Incarna expansion. Use that as your reason. Feel free to capshun your very own lolcat with it - I'm too lazy.
Bloodburn Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:54:00 - [160] I got killed in a 0.9 sec area while mining and lost all i had. sigh...made me quit the game 2 years ago, but now im back with my shuttle. If i had that much stuff it would be cool.
kardjaval	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:55:00 - [161] Edited by: kardjaval on 23/06/2011 14:59:37 Originally by: Draelos Originally by: kardjaval "I'm gonna go and quit, in person to CCP's Iceland office, possibly with a large cardboards sign." http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/811/53307981.png/ Can I have your stuff if you win, since you seem to be quitting probably not, because i'm no fool, and i know once i quit, that i will be back, eventually, could be years from now, could be months, could be a mere couple of weeks, but it will happen, addictions are like that.
Brego Tralowski Galactic Extensive Technologies	Posted - 2011.06.23 14:57:00 - [162] That's three and a half years of my life I won't get back. ***************************************** Be a Drifter in a Rifter.
Speaker4 theDead	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:06:00 - [163] I spent six years playing this dumb game, and all I have to show for it is this dumb t-shirt. And I had to pay for it!
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:10:00 - [164] I will make a vlog, watch this space ;D My Latest Incarna Vlog
Mr Epeen	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:13:00 - [165] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. You can't just leave, can you? You and all the other drama queens have to make a big multi thread production out of it. Are you people really so in need of attention that you have to beg for it in a game forum? Just leave... Leave... Now... Mr Epeen
Faith Patrouette	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:13:00 - [166] Edited by: Faith Patrouette on 23/06/2011 15:13:55 I quit, because you quit. You jump, I jump, our connection so strong, yet my connection to eve is now fading. Life in this game will mean nothing to me when youre not here. There will be no explosions big enough to bring back the light in my life, so i will curl up in a little corner of my mothers basement, and pull the plug on eve. Some quotes that will always make me think of you: 'I realise now, you came into my life, only to teach me, how to live alone' 'Its foolish to tear ones hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less by baldness' -- 'Can i has your stuff?' /drama off edit awww i made my protrait to look sad too but it doesnt update pout
Lord Kazuhiro	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:15:00 - [167] Uh, if said person is quiting, why would he/she want said stuff? Or are you just looking for someone with talent in long rants for some reason?
deconed	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:16:00 - [168] i was flying around in my new shiny velator of doom (which is fully upgraded) then some stupid pirate rat came and killed me so i raged and bought my self a new blaster velator and went back for some revenge but alais he knew i was comming and brought friends. once they killed me a seconed time i had used up all my tritainum and i couldnt afford another velator so i rage quit.
Canuk EroSennin Gallente Public Security Section Nine	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:16:00 - [169] There once was a game made in iceland, They thought it was becoming to bland, So the tried to improve it, With all sorts of bull5hit, So I decided its time to disband. I quit was the term I used, But lately its all been abused, So much hatred abound, With a disparaging sound, Your isk will make me amused.
Shamata Caldari BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:17:00 - [170] live long and prosper..
Jessica Shape	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:23:00 - [171] thats it im through with this game. i happen to have exactly double the isk + assets you have, so send me all of yours, ill double it and send it right back. i promise!
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:26:00 - [172] Originally by: Jessica Shape thats it im through with this game. i happen to have exactly double the isk + assets you have, so send me all of yours, ill double it and send it right back. i promise! ROFL. My Latest Incarna Vlog
Cipher Jones Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:28:00 - [173] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. I quit. As my last act of defiance I wish to organize an event to kill every new player that logs onto the server. I wish to use your assets to provide suicide ganking ships to anybody that wishes to gank rookies. If you are sincere I can utilize your assets to send CCP a message many of us want to be conveyed. . Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.
Barkaial Starfinder Minmatar The Kairos Syndicate Transmission Lost	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:28:00 - [174] Linkage
Ko'rell Cosca	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:32:00 - [175] I quit because i don't want to stick around and watch the game become this.
Tea Ester Elliot	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:36:00 - [176] Originally by: Ko'rell Cosca I quit because i don't want to stick around and watch the game become this. Winner
Demon Azrakel Gallente Defiant.. Narwhals Ate My Duck	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:40:00 - [177] I am leaving EVE and giving away all of my stuff, send me any amount of isk an I will double it.
Nye Jaran	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:40:00 - [178]
Canuk EroSennin Gallente Public Security Section Nine	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:41:00 - [179] Edited by: Canuk EroSennin on 23/06/2011 15:42:25 60 day EVE Sub - $34.99 Fancy Pants Monicle - $60 Giving me your stuff - Priceless You give me your stuff....you get Happy Ending?
Nak hak	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:44:00 - [180] I got enough stuff. Don't give me your sh*t.
Tus Gallente Kryton Solutions Cognitive Development	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:45:00 - [181] This is my "I Quit" post if CCP keeps going down the wrong path. I quit. I've been playing this game off and on since 2006. I've been able to make many achievements, been apart of many projects in New Eden. Had my own Eve Business for a while which ran with great success until game changes came about. Tried to start it back up again, And more game changes came about. I found a great way to make isk, but alas more game changes. For the past year CCP has been pushing more and more ways to nerf how people earn isk in this game, And now they release the NeX store claming the rich folks of eve will be able to purchase the items there. First off, the prices are above reasonable. Second if CCP keeps taking out solid ways to earn income in this game, how long until the rich are poor? How long until the new players realize they have a pretty set path on how to play the game. Either play it CCP's way, or don't play it anymore. For a while Eve was a great hobby. I actually enjoyed making spreadsheets for my next big profiting venture. I enjoyed blowing it on PVP even though I did lose alot. I enjoyed giving away mass amounts of isk, ships, and whatever else just to see my fellow pilots happy. Once in a while I would get a few folks together to self destruct ships outside of stations to watch Local light up with tears. (Most recently self destructed a nightmare, rattlesnake, and a few BS's. Man that was fun). I remember starting out running my first couple of missions. A big grin on my face when I finally had enough isk to buy my first incurses, my first tristan. I loved the tristan. It was a flying mech of doom. I remember taking out my first navitas to go mine veldspar, and sitting in the belts becoming jealous of those who could fly actual mining barges. Only to discover a year or two later how freaking boring mining was. Then spending the next few years running level 4 missions, and realizing once again how freaking boring that was. Then came the time of 0.0 exploration. Going out with my old corp and joining other fleets for some battles. The first time I'd try to take a Myrmidon down to 0.0 to help out, only to lose it to my own stupidity in a bubble camp (No scouting ftw). Then came the WH Exploration. Teaming up with a good friend to obtain our own slice of isk heaven. Logging on each day to see what our POS had killed, grinning as sometimes there was still a wreck outside the pos bubble to loot. However those days are gone. The new direction that CCP seems to be taking has spoiled eve for me. The above resonable prices in the NeX store. Their responses to saying "But those prices will level out as the hype slows down!" Yet that static 68 real dollars would still remain. The community outraged, waiting to hear from CCP on the matter. Yet they sit there and ignore us. Sure, one of them said "we're working on a response". Where's said response? The side stepping of questions brought up. They've been blinded by a "Industry Standard" to milk as much money out of their playerbase as possible. Their promise not to add game changing items to their cash shop, undermined by a "leaked newsletter". I don't know who is more corrupt, the corp/alliance thieves, or CCP? Except I love the thieves. I love reading their stories about how they pulled off their big heist. But those days will be over. At least they will if CCP continues to go the wrong direction with this game. Goodbye New Eden. It was a pleasure doing business with you.
BroShark	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:46:00 - [182] Edited by: BroShark on 23/06/2011 15:46:42 http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1533444&page=1 My Open Letter to CCP and the reason why I'm probably going to quit. Walls of Text. Enjoy.
Tradesterina Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:47:00 - [183] (2nd post) There once was a game called EVE in money the devs did believe For a monocle pay a billion, they say that's it, I've decided to leave.
usrevenge	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:47:00 - [184] I hit it, time to quit it
Neural Blankes Gallente	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:51:00 - [185] I'm sick and tired of all the suicide gankers and trolls who spend their time here doing nothing but trying to ruin MY Eve experience. I go mining, I get my ship blown up by some jerk who is just trying to score brownie points with some other jerk. I try and post a question on the forums and all I get is insulted by stupid trolls who think they know everything. CCP rigged the game so only pirates have any advantage, because all I get when I rat are stupid armor plate thingies, meanwhile they get T2 BPO's,and CCP won't take them away. I can't even just fly around. There's always some jerk AFK cloaked that comes out and blows me up when I go AFK for a drink. "I'll do planetary interaction!" I thought at one time, but noooo that's got bugs. The stupid bugs. This game is riddled with bugs. My dumb ship flies sideways when warping. My character is ugly because the character creator sucks. It's all just too much, and I can't take it. My only hope was Incarna, and that I could make myself stand out with pretty dresses and cool looking cyber attachments. But noooo CCP got greedy and they force everyone to look at the stupid Newbie Exchange or whatever it's called. $80 for a stupid monocle? $80?!?! I can't walk around at all, because there's no room, all I can do is go out and look at my ship with it's shiny new turrets that don't work. And the dumb morons at CCP won't even let me have my ship spinning option back because they hate me. So I'm done. And don't any of you basement dwellers ask for my stuff, because you are dumb. I have unsubbed already and I quit!! /fiction (PS: I hate not using paragraphs, but it seemed to fit well with the whole emo/rage/quit theme)
The R00k	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:52:00 - [186] If you fancy a bit of dark humour please go read this thread oN THIS GUYS LEAVING COMPETITION Its got some fairly funny replies and is fairly unique in it's overall objective. If you do read it notice how I supposedly won but never received a penny. Its fun and should be taken as light hearted not serious.
Klurig Gallente Cut Throats And Wise Guys	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:53:00 - [187] The silence that guards the tomb does not reveal God's secret in the obscurity of the coffin, and the rustling of the branches whose roots suck the body's elements do not tell the mysteries of the grave, by the agonized sighs of my heart announce to the living the drama which love, beauty, and death have performed. I quit eve, life, existence.
Wiqd Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:55:00 - [188] Edited by: Wiqd on 23/06/2011 15:57:14 Double post apparently.
Wiqd Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:57:00 - [189] I quit because during the extended downtime I decided to take a trip outside. It'd been awhile and I was quite lost, but eventually I found my way to a local "pub." Looked like a place a capsuleer would unwind, so I went inside. The drinks flowed, people came and went and out of nowhere this happened: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o So yea, now that I've experienced that, no need for Eve Online or CCP!
Kenreikko Valitonen Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:58:00 - [190] :(
Kraazyfuu	Posted - 2011.06.23 15:59:00 - [191] Originally by: Kenreikko Valitonen :( Rofl. Nice!
Tyran Dax	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:06:00 - [192] Edited by: Tyran Dax on 23/06/2011 16:06:52 Ill be posting something big soon. As soon as it has finished uploading :D Oh dear posted this with the wrong character(The actual post will be with the character Todd4921)
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:10:00 - [193] To CCP from a former fan, A lot of us quit û And so is Lann. It seems like Incarna is kind of scam, Is this really part of your master plan? Quitting Vlog My Latest Incarna Vlog
Tyran Dax	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:13:00 - [194] Originally by: Libria Kyzal To CCP from a former fan, A lot of us quit û And so is Lann. It seems like Incarna is kind of scam, Is this really part of your master plan? Quitting Vlog Hah nice,just a note though as for the DDOS attack they took down the Login server which is quite a bottleneck for the EVE servers and i suppose CCP cant be blamed entirely for that. As for quoting the rules of acquisition,bloody genius!
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:14:00 - [195] Edited by: Libria Kyzal on 23/06/2011 16:14:34 Originally by: Tyran Dax Originally by: Libria Kyzal To CCP from a former fan, A lot of us quit û And so is Lann. It seems like Incarna is kind of scam, Is this really part of your master plan? Quitting Vlog Hah nice,just a note though as for the DDOS attack they took down the Login server which is quite a bottleneck for the EVE servers and i suppose CCP cant be blamed entirely for that. As for quoting the rules of acquisition,bloody genius! Thanks xD /is so not a geek My Latest Incarna Vlog
Tyran Dax	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:18:00 - [196] Originally by: Libria Kyzal Edited by: Libria Kyzal on 23/06/2011 16:14:34 Originally by: Tyran Dax Originally by: Libria Kyzal To CCP from a former fan, A lot of us quit û And so is Lann. It seems like Incarna is kind of scam, Is this really part of your master plan? Quitting Vlog Hah nice,just a note though as for the DDOS attack they took down the Login server which is quite a bottleneck for the EVE servers and i suppose CCP cant be blamed entirely for that. As for quoting the rules of acquisition,bloody genius! Thanks xD /is so not a geek Trying desperately to upload my own Vlog but at 50 kb/s upload thats much easier said than done,especially when it is 9:36 long :/
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:22:00 - [197] Originally by: Tyran Dax Trying desperately to upload my own Vlog but at 50 kb/s upload thats much easier said than done,especially when it is 9:36 long :/ Epic long rant.com? <3 My Latest Incarna Vlog
E Normus Minmatar Willy's Woughnecks Tides of Silence Alliance	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:24:00 - [198] I, for one will not post in another whining, sad, lonely thread about how bad Eve has gotten . As i sit here and think about all the complaining going on, it's just pathet........ ............................................................ Crap !!! I was typing out loud again , wasn't I ?!?!? "Do or do not , there is no try" Yoda.
Tyran Dax	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:24:00 - [199] Originally by: Libria Kyzal Originally by: Tyran Dax Trying desperately to upload my own Vlog but at 50 kb/s upload thats much easier said than done,especially when it is 9:36 long :/ Epic long rant.com? <3 Yeah pretty much an epic long rant like yours,except star trek is only mentioned once and props are used.
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:26:00 - [200] Edited by: Libria Kyzal on 23/06/2011 16:26:11 Originally by: E Normus I, for one will not post in another whining, sad, lonely thread about how bad Eve has gotten . As i sit here and think about all the complaining going on, it's just pathet........ ............................................................ Crap !!! I was typing out loud again , wasn't I ?!?!? Gosh. So witty. Besides which, why wouldn't we go with the flow for 20bil? My Latest Incarna Vlog
cerbus Aliastra	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:27:00 - [201] I'd rather give your isk away to other players in exciting and creative ways. Then I might even quit for real - not playing the game but reading the forums is getting old :P examples of ways we can give away your isk: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
St Devil Caldari Die Trying Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:27:00 - [202] I was a bit passive these last months and therefore had no great interest in this incarna stuff. Just playing with planets make my day. Yesterday, I started Eve and downloaded the incarna extension with no special joy nor excitment just curiosity. I only thought that I'll probably have a bad experience regarding performances, and indeed, I definitely need a new gaming machine to run it. The FPS on my old computer was terrible before incarna, it's now horrific. I also saw this new AU stuff and boots and monocle but didn't know what those things were about. At first sigh, those were useless. I open the forum to check for feedbacks and get on your post. And now, I want to quit too. I was ready to send this news to an old eve-friend, opened my gmail-box and see an Eve-online's support email: Player St Devil, your CreditCard account was billed on: Tue, 22 Jun 2011 03:30:17 GMT, in the amount of 71.70 EUR. Payment ID: [XXXXXXXXXX] (Please include with any correspondence.) Description: 1 x 6 Month EVE Subscription @ 71.70 EUR = 71.70 EUR TOTAL = 71.70 EUR I won't do much with your billions, but if you really plan to distribute them I hope you will make more then a single happy guy (girl). Many people have done some efforts for your last eve-pleasure. StD.
LIOZTH Caldari Divide By Zero Emergent Dawn	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:32:00 - [203] Originally by: graphitemaster Edited by: graphitemaster on 23/06/2011 08:34:36 Unplugged. Finally, he had found the key to ending the continous cycle of rebirth, life, an "inconveniance" of death, and once again, rebirth. He walked slightly pained out of the dark station room. It had taken him decades to find one with the knowledge to end his immortality. He chuckled at the thought. Ending immortality-everyone dreams of obtaining it, but not how to lose it, right? He strode stiffly towards his Mastadon class transport, a slight fond smile coming across his face as his eyes scanned the battle scarred hull. 253 successful runs, many a close call, many a bubble camp, but she held strong, of course, with the help of a microwarp drive and a cloak paired together. Many a memory he had while this vessel was in his service. But now it was time to bring it all to an end. And he wouldn't be sharing the secret with anyone. However, his exit wouldn't go quite unnoticed either. The station door to his captain quarters whisked open as he entered. He made his way to his communications terminal. He opened his virtual cred account, funneling all of his accumulated funds to a close friend within his corp, and sending out one final contract composed of what assets he had left. He wouldn't need these where he was headed. He looked over his shoulder for a final time at his modest quarters before boarding his Mastadon. The modest cargo bay of his Mastadon was filled to the brim with an assortment of demolitions, and he had a couple old "friends" in mind who could use these gifts he carried. He scratched slightly at the fresh scar on the back of his head. He hoped the contraption the crazed Amarrian had installed would function correctly and repress the download signal to his medical clone. Giving a final sigh, he undocked from the station, steered the ship in a wide arc, and pointed it directly back in the busy stream of vessels pouring out of Jita 4-4. He slammed his fist on the jury-rigged detonater and was consumed in the fire. Needs some minor editing, but I like where this guy's story is going ^^^
Slymah Minmatar	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:35:00 - [204] ....wait you are going to give all your stuff to someone thats quitting?
Ko'rell Cosca	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:36:00 - [205] Originally by: Slymah ....wait you are going to give all your stuff to someone thats quitting? Hence my addition was "IF i was going to quit" I wouldnt mind a nice little nest egg of a few Bil for my entry, would help me help my GF who's just started playing. (Great timing, inorite)
Bayll Gallente STORM INC	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:36:00 - [206] (rens local) I have had it with this game...I quit! You can have all my iskies for 1 Trit ( just agree to contract and don't read it )
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:41:00 - [207] Originally by: Slymah ....wait you are going to give all your stuff to someone thats quitting? No, we're not actually quitting. My Latest Incarna Vlog
Han Severasse New Horizon Enterprises	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:41:00 - [208] I'm not asking for everything, but do you think you could give me some ISK because I'm broke
Lexylia	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:45:00 - [209] the i quit is strong in this <--- one
Alexingeras	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:46:00 - [210] Omw to jita to smartbomb the docking, getting banned beats quitting. If you see me in local stay in your CQ; the disco lights will blind you so save yourself from buying a new monocle.
Mendolus Aurelius Federation Eternal Evocations	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:46:00 - [211] I have had a number of good friends hand over their stuff to me before quitting EVE for good. I always ask them, do you want me to hold onto it for you, for when you come back? Are you sure this is what you want, don't you want something to come back to just in case? And they always tell me that they won't be back. It's all very melancholy to be honest, I have renamed quite a few ships in honor of corpsmates and friends who have since moved on.
K'uata Sayus	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:49:00 - [212] OP, I don't believe a word you're saying, this is no more than any scam out of Jita posted to get people to abase themselves for your amusement. EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM.
HeavensGuard The Rapscallions	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:52:00 - [213] check these 8 ways to quit a job lol Linkage
JohnSwordSmith	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:57:00 - [214] Krelian Lann How about some situation comedy? 'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!'
Hand0fSatan	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:58:00 - [215] why would i want your stuff? Im more inclined to give u my stuff. Ever since 2007 when we got new battlecruisers, tier 3 battleships, warp to 0km and rigs this game has been going down hill. This is the only game that requires massive amounts of hours to play to actually find something worth doing then only spending mere minutes actually doing what you enjoy.Time after time I quit for a month or two in hopes that I will come back to eve refreshed and want to play but it never fails, I get bored after the first hour online. This has been a drain on my life since I started playing. Countless hours are wasted everyday trying to find fun in this game. Sadly its like crack, You keep playing hoping to get the fun back from when you first started but every high is less and less enjoyable while the next day you feel as if you've wasted all your time and your money on nothing. This game sucks. Thanks for all the bugs ccp and your convenient lack of data to validify anything at all, thanks for all your fun vidoes getting drunk when you should have been fixing this broken game.Eve sucks, Dust will suck and you suck. Did I win?
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 16:58:00 - [216] Originally by: JohnSwordSmith Krelian Lann How about some situation comedy? 'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!' +like. Maybe they just hand out crowbars to those who are leaving. Darn that contaminated station air. My Latest Incarna Vlog
01011 101	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:03:00 - [217] Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:03:40 Originally by: K'uata Sayus OP, I don't believe a word you're saying, this is no more than any scam out of Jita posted to get people to abase themselves for your amusement. I suggest to everyone else who has read this, that this person either does not understand what this thread is about, is looking for attention, or is a bitter person. Myself and many others here are taking this thread in a lighthearted way. Quite a few of the submissions have been entertaining, and that is the point of our participation, albeit the prize is also a motivation. Your comment and attitude has no place here. It doesn't really matter if it is real or not, but comparing this to a Jita scam...really? Anyhow, back to the submissions
Tyran Dax	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:05:00 - [218] Originally by: Libria Kyzal Originally by: JohnSwordSmith Krelian Lann How about some situation comedy? 'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!' +like. Maybe they just hand out crowbars to those who are leaving. Darn that contaminated station air. You could just dock up in a minmatar station and wait for it to fall apart around you,would be easier.
Todd4921	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:09:00 - [219] Edited by: Todd4921 on 23/06/2011 17:09:35 My submission: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=got8I0_qAAM 9:36 of concentrated lulz. For the funnies,by the funny.
Capn Orgasmo The Fallen Star of Eden	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:11:00 - [220] Never gonna re-subscribe Never gonna request to dock Never gonna fly around and warp jam you Never gonna change my skills Never gonna mine a rock Never gonna lose a ship and rage quit Oh wait..
Steall	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:16:00 - [221] Personally, I've decided to quit RL and so I can concentrate on Eve, so I guess that doesnt qualify. Anyone want my RL stuff? Got a house, car and girfriend to give away!
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:17:00 - [222] Originally by: Steall Personally, I've decided to quit RL and so I can concentrate on Eve, so I guess that doesnt qualify. Anyone want my RL stuff? Got a house, car and girfriend to give away! <3 Depends, is she good at cooking? (I'm a bad lady who can't cook.) My Latest Incarna Vlog
Reyho	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:21:00 - [223] i really dont see what all the fuss is about, its just a damn captains quaters in a station, if ur pc cant handle it turn it off and get stuck with a door, and people who complain about CCP changing the classic graphics to premium can go suck a nut, CCP UPGRADED to modern graphics technology, if u cant do the same ur lame as hell. also goes for people moaning about Incarna station being too much for their crappy pc. honestly? go buy a better graphics card, if u cant handle it on low ur like 5 years behind in technology get a new card. and now onto the AUR cloths thingy. it was somthing that players could buy with isk, no one is forceing you to go and spend real money, just buy plex's from the market it attacks the rich people who dont have nothing to spend their shed loads of isk on. if u cant affored it, go find somthing new that makes alot of money like incursions, they make 800m a day or more if ur dedicated. and if you ask me the turrets affects look very nice. so i dont see what is so wrong with the new incarna its a nice improvement and opens up for later expansions such as walking in stations, People may say its turning into somthing like sims or WoW, its nothing like them. players who invest their time in the market or reseach have somthing to do then watch a ship spin round in a station. they can go and explore the station (when the expansion comes out). for those who just do missions or pvp, why complain??. if walking in stations isnt ur thing then fine, ignore it. no one is forcing you to do it. you can still do all the things you was doing before nothing much has been changed,. just that noobs cant go round in unprobable ships anymore. no biggie. anyway you lot have fun Reyho o7
Grom Starscream Gallente Whistle While You Warp	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:26:00 - [224] Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn.
Reyho	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:28:00 - [225] Originally by: Grom Starscream Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn. you wernt forced into anything on eve, its a open universe. do what you like, your not forced by CCP to do anything but pay for time codes. either with IRL money or ISK, what more do you want?
Libria Kyzal Gallente Fags R Us	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:30:00 - [226] Originally by: Reyho Originally by: Grom Starscream Sometimes in life, you are forced into a choice you would rather not face. How you respond to these choices defines who you are. I am not a mindless sheep to allow myself to get sheared over and over. We have to draw the line somewhere, and the only ink we have is our ability to cancel and walk away. Consider my line drawn. you wernt forced into anything on eve, its a open universe. do what you like, your not forced by CCP to do anything but pay for time codes. either with IRL money or ISK, what more do you want? Grammar check. You fail. Have a bit of foresight, this is merely the blatant dip on the slippery slope of CCP 'shearing' us repeatedly. My Latest Incarna Vlog
June Jones	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:30:00 - [227] Originally by: JohnSwordSmith Krelian Lann How about some situation comedy? 'Even though the door won't open - i am leaving!' hehehe nice one
RaptorX Caldari Rage For Order Nihil-Obstat	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:31:00 - [228] ;) can i has win?
Reyho	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:37:00 - [229] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. btw im just gonna say, he is not quiting, he is just making everyone post for the ammusement, no one quits eve and just gives all the stuff away. they will come back sooner or later when they are bored and will have nothing, no one is that stupid to do it. at most it would go to a actual friend not a complete stranger, i just cant believe that amount of beggers who have posted on this thread so desperate for his stuff (which btw he isnt giving away). lol
01011 101	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:39:00 - [230] Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:45:17 Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:42:31 Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:41:54 Edited by: 01011 101 on 23/06/2011 17:40:50 Originally by: Reyho Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. btw im just gonna say, he is not quiting, he is just making everyone post for the ammusement, no one quits eve and just gives all the stuff away. they will come back sooner or later when they are bored and will have nothing, no one is that stupid to do it. at most it would go to a actual friend not a complete stranger, i just cant believe that amount of beggers who have posted on this thread so desperate for his stuff (which btw he isnt giving away). lol Ok, so the people I know who have quit and given their stuff away... It must have been my imagination getting the best of me. Edit: Your assumptions are great lol for me, and don't appear to be based on a single shred of evidence. Do you know him in rl, is he a corp buddy? You have no idea of his intentions. We're enjoying participating in the thread fyi, no-one is forced to participate. Edit: Die stupid typo!!!
Commandante Caldari Dark-Rising	Posted - 2011.06.23 17:56:00 - [231] Edited by: Commandante Caldari on 23/06/2011 18:01:20 Confucious of EVE says: "To quit EVE is really simple, but you insist on making it complicated." Then Confucious of EVE says: "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I quit."
Devone Akinnagbe	Posted - 2011.06.23 18:29:00 - [232] Before you quit and give away all your stuff please take a moment to reconsider. As soon as you submit that contract there will be no turning back. A couple months from now you might be wondering what to do and wish you had all your stuff back back. Give it a little time and CCP will see this is not the direction the players want to go and will come up with something everyone likes. All it takes is a look at CCP's history to see that they are always willing to listen to their clients. A developer gave away valuable blueprints. Did CCP sit back and ignore it? No, they made the alliance give back the blueprints and the developer had to write an apology letter. As he was a CCP developer he was too valuable to fire but I am sure they gave him a stern talking to. A few people voiced their opinion to CCP that super caps were too overpowered. Did CCP listen to them? I am sure CCP is looking for a way to make a pilot's skill have more of a role in large fleet battles than how many ships each side can use. They have not done it yet which shows this must be a very large and complicated problem without an easy solution. Some people suggested that the old new forums may contain security flaws. Did CCP open their valued customers up to possible hacking attempts? Yes, but only for a short period of time. After enough people had notified CCP so that CCP knew it was a credible complaint they took the forums down and continue to work on them. A lot of people expressed their concern that Incarna would be hard on computers given the very generous minimum specifications CCP has published. Did CCP release Incarna and fry their patron's components? No, CCP released Incarna and the scum who dare to play Eve without the best system money can buy fried their own components. Most of the people said that micro transactions were a bad idea. Did CCP just shove out a poorly planned money grab? Actually that last one they did do. Actually they don't really seem to listen to a lot of the concern their players have. Why CCP Why? I thought we had a good thing going here. I pay you and you make the greatest game this side of Pong. Why did you have to go and mess it all up by trying to buy gold diapers for your little developers? This could have been the best game ever. It could have even been better than Superman 64. Take it all back because I don't need it anymore. I thought I could have had my own industrial empire. I cannot continue with my dream anymore. You have stolen it all from me and I do not know if I will ever be the same. I may never be able to trust another game company as much as I trusted all of you. Before I go I just want to thank each and every one of you all for what you have given us. It's still real to me dammit. You all are still awesome. Thank you CCP Soundwave for saying what needed to be said. --- It's all in the game.
Mandakini Li	Posted - 2011.06.23 18:32:00 - [233] i have 200 exotic dancers in my hangers and can't even see one of them in my captains quarters, i quit
Todd4921 Gallente Sentinels Academy Sentinel Federation	Posted - 2011.06.23 19:19:00 - [234] When is the competition going to end? Or is it just trolling. I dont really care if it is,but i like my entry.
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 22:24:00 - [235] Thank you all for the submissions. The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it. Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them. Thank you again :)
madmax 27 Madhatters Inc. The Initiative.	Posted - 2011.06.23 22:33:00 - [236] Originally by: Krelian Lann You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win. Just do this http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1535803 Although it did get moved to sell orders so maybe eve will need donations forums or something. sure 300bil will be better then my 5 to 6bil giveaway
Alexander Drax Caldari Intergalactic Syndicate Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.06.23 22:42:00 - [237] Best "i quit" post. Well when Incarna came out my CPU, vid card, and wallet all let out an anguished scream of terror and pain then . . . . . silence.
Zadok Raamiah	Posted - 2011.06.23 22:48:00 - [238] Give me all of your stuff, and I will double it and send it back. Meet me in Jita. :)
Kaikara	Posted - 2011.06.23 22:58:00 - [239] Originally by: Krelian Lann Thank you all for the submissions. The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it. Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them. Thank you again :) I have been watching this with interest, there were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This is a very interesting for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour. Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth. Krelian, well wishes to you.
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:14:00 - [240] Originally by: Kaikara Edited by: Kaikara on 23/06/2011 23:08:40 Originally by: Krelian Lann Thank you all for the submissions. The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it. Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them. Thank you again :) There were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This was a very interesting event for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour. Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth. Krelian, well wishes to you. Thank you. The winner has been contacted and all has been given. I agree more than one winner could have been great, but i felt one big winner was better. I contacted the winner and we agreed to keep it silent as they don't want to attract too much attention. Good luck in your studies, Krel
Grey Stormshadow Starwreck Industries	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:17:00 - [241] Everything was going so great but...
Paperclip Tank Caldari	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:18:00 - [242] I found that I don't need to grovel for money, and that I'm above it, so instead of making up some cheap bullcrap, I'll just say you'll make me happy, and your name will forever see in my bio for everyone to read. But yea I would love it if you donated your money to me, and I hope you have a nice day, and decided to return to EVE if everything gets better. and I guess my post needs the words "I quit" to be a constant, so there ya go. Best of luck.
Apollo Gabriel Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:20:00 - [243] Originally by: Krelian Lann Originally by: Kaikara Edited by: Kaikara on 23/06/2011 23:08:40 Originally by: Krelian Lann Thank you all for the submissions. The winner will be contacted within the following hours. I will not name the person here in case of potential wardecs coming from it. Your entries were all amazing and i read/watched every one of them. Thank you again :) There were certainly some really good posts in varying flavours during this thread as well as rebuttals. This was a very interesting event for me as I am studying online communities and social behaviour. Others have mentioned and I thought to add; that splitting it 3 or more ways would make some very happy individuals. It is an incredible amount and if there will still be a single winner, I'm very interested to see if they come forward and share some of the wealth. Krelian, well wishes to you. Thank you. The winner has been contacted and all has been given. I agree more than one winner could have been great, but i felt one big winner was better. I contacted the winner and we agreed to keep it silent as they don't want to attract too much attention. Good luck in your studies, Krel Take care man! STO looks interesting, it's mush that I wont play more than 6 months, maybe there will something new by then. GL AG *** Signature may appear without warning! *** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
Benedic The Aftermath	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:20:00 - [244] Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community.
Apollo Gabriel Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:25:00 - [245] Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 23:26:12 Originally by: Grey Stormshadow Everything was going so great but... oh I'm a bad bad man ... I should not have laughed so hard ... Sorry Zin, your buddies say your great, but that's still funny. Originally by: Benedic Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community. You just don't get it do you? We don't want to ** the community, we LOVE eve, we don't know any other way to try to stop this abomination. * Signature may appear without warning! *** Please do not feed the trolls, it builds dependency.
Krelian Lann Caldari The Zohar Project	Posted - 2011.06.23 23:48:00 - [246] Originally by: Apollo Gabriel Edited by: Apollo Gabriel on 23/06/2011 23:26:12 Originally by: Grey Stormshadow Everything was going so great but... oh I'm a bad bad man ... I should not have laughed so hard ... Sorry Zin, your buddies say your great, but that's still funny. Originally by: Benedic Liquidate everything then record yourself biomassing the char with all the isk on it. This is a much better FU to CCP and the community. You just don't get it do you? We don't want to **** the community, we LOVE eve, we don't know any other way to try to stop this abomination. Exactly. Thank you Apollo, that is exactly it. I love Eve, well... the old Eve. I don't want to leave, but... it's like when you know your gf/wife has changed. She's just not the same anymore.
DJB16 Gallente Phantom Squad Atlas.	Posted - 2011.06.24 00:27:00 - [247] Edited by: DJB16 on 24/06/2011 00:27:24 2011.06.24 08:09.00 Victim: DJB16 Corp: PHA Has Alts (See what i did there?) Alliance: Atlas. (FREE SHMAK DATASH) Faction: Unknown Destroyed: Subscription System: Lagged Out Security: Between 1.0 And -1.0 Damage Taken: You Cant Imagine The Amount Of Damage Delt Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Doomsday Beam Weapon XX Involved parties: Name: EVE Online Devs/GMs/Bankers (laid the final blow) Security: 10.0 (Impossible to get) Corp: Crowd Control Publications Alliance: Iceland Faction: Idiots Weapon: Subscription Cancelling Doomsday Beam Weapon XX Damage Done: You Cant Imagine The Amount Of Damage Delt Destroyed items: Computer Bank Balance After Buying Said Computer Respect Satisfaction Time (Qty. 7 Years Worth) Dropped items: Banner (FU CCP For Being Just Another Greedy Company) and dang it u already done it so i just wasted another 20 mins doing it tbh im thinking of quitting meself and u can see why in my "i quit post"
Dace Kaveira	Posted - 2011.06.24 07:41:00 - [248] Whoop, which entry won?
LarpingBard	Posted - 2011.06.24 07:55:00 - [249] I quit, ergo, I want you to self destruct everything instead of giving it to me.
Akoudoulos Maza Nostra HELL4S	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:06:00 - [250] You have already made the best "i quit" post hence i simple quote it ''You have all read enough threads to know how i feel, no need to restate what has been said already. I am going to give -EVERYTHING-, valued at around 300 billion, to the person that posts THE best "I Quit" post. It can be in text form, picture form, video form, whatever. I will contact the winner in-game, and contract him everything, including 14 billion in ISK alone. May the best man(woman) win.'' You are passing the message to CCP, with best way possible i applaud you Take care o/
Zagdul Gallente Shadowed Command Fatal Ascension	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:10:00 - [251] I quit but will be back tomorrow.
Mystic5hadow Koku Uchu Industries	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:46:00 - [252] Alright, I'll give this a shot.. I wanna quit EVE, but CCP said they're improving the ability to quit EVE in the future, so I'm gonna stick around and check it out when it arrives. --- The ≡v≡ Online Forums: where all the kiddies go to whine.
Mystic5hadow Koku Uchu Industries	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:48:00 - [253] I've got a second one, I dunno if multiple entries are allowed but... I'd cancel my subs and quit EVE, but even that's broken and non-working. Or how about... I'd quit EVE, but CCP forces me to go into the CQ to cancel my subs. --- The ≡v≡ Online Forums: where all the kiddies go to whine.
Farang Lo	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:51:00 - [254] ^ this guy should be the winner
Tank McCallahan	Posted - 2011.06.24 09:52:00 - [255] I guess i will tell my story, I am 17, about 3 years ago I got hit by a drunk driver while I was biking home from school. I had gotten my back broke and both legs were broke in multiple places. Since then I have had 13 surgeries but I still cannot get around and have to stay at home being home schooled. I found EVE a few months ago and it has been great! I have found new friends and it passes time for me and gets my mind off my injuries. My Mother has been a HUGE support for me and me a new computer about a month ago, she also got me three months of EVE but has recently lost her job so I dont know if I will be able to continue to play after my account runs out. This isk and items would allow me to keep playing and give me some kind of entertainment while I heal, I don't know if I will ever be able to do the things I use to again, this game gives me joy which for the last couple years has been hard to find. I do not want to put any more burden on my mother as she does everything she can. Thank you for the opportunity, I would be forever grateful. Oh ya, and the driver of the car that hit me is in prison now, it was his 4th driving while drunk. Take care.
kardjaval	Posted - 2011.06.24 10:05:00 - [256] Originally by: Tank McCallahan I guess i will tell my story, I am 17, about 3 years ago I got hit by a drunk driver while I was biking home from school. I had gotten my back broke and both legs were broke in multiple places. Since then I have had 13 surgeries but I still cannot get around and have to stay at home being home schooled. I found EVE a few months ago and it has been great! I have found new friends and it passes time for me and gets my mind off my injuries. My Mother has been a HUGE support for me and me a new computer about a month ago, she also got me three months of EVE but has recently lost her job so I dont know if I will be able to continue to play after my account runs out. This isk and items would allow me to keep playing and give me some kind of entertainment while I heal, I don't know if I will ever be able to do the things I use to again, this game gives me joy which for the last couple years has been hard to find. I do not want to put any more burden on my mother as she does everything she can. Thank you for the opportunity, I would be forever grateful. Oh ya, and the driver of the car that hit me is in prison now, it was his 4th driving while drunk. Take care. Do you smell that? Smells like BULL****.
Wyvern Eden Caldari Firebird Squadron Terra-Incognita	Posted - 2011.06.24 12:33:00 - [257] Hey there, It was 1992 when I was taken from the darkness and brought into the light. It was the day I was born. It was the day it all began. March. 2006. 14 years later. Around that time I came in contact with EVE for the first time. I saw this cool looking advertisement on a website. I clicked on it and created an account. It was a decision that would change my life forever. December. 2007. I have gathered some of my hard earned Euros, and bought a month of EVE. It's an awesome 6 week experience, and I can't wait till I can play it again when I have saved a bit of money. January. 2010. It has been over 2 years since I last touched EVE. But I didn't sit still in that time. I am finally an almost-adult, and I've made thousands of Euros with a few jobs. I also researched alot of stuff about EVE, and created a plan to keep playing EVE for 'free'. My plan was to reactive my account, get into a Raven battleship as soon as possible, and farm enough isk to buy a plex every month. June. 2011. It has been 6 months, and I'm still playing EVE without paying any cash. I've gathered a moderate collection of assets, and I'm just working on expanding my wealth gradually. For some reason it's not going fast at all.. PLEX prices are rising, and it's not that easy to find the time to make isk anymore. More importantly, I still haven't touched the PVP aspect of EVE, even though it is one of the things that extremely attracts me in EVE. For some reason, my mind keeps saying 'you must have more isk before you can start PVPing and losing ships!' I think I have become infected with an extremely dangerous virus. It's called carebearism. For some reason, my mind is empty at this point. I have lost the things I wanted to say for my (probably not really) exciting story The bottom line however, is that I would appreciate anything. In fact, even a small donation of just 0.10 isk would make me happy. Have a good one, Wyvern P.S. Yes I realize this is not a 'I quit' post at all. Hopefully you still like it enough to accept it into the 'contest' though

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