Sylthi
Minmatar
Coreward Pan-Galactic
Holy Empire of The Unshaven
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Posted - 2011.06.27 02:37:00 -
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Ok, where to start...... here we go:
CCP Zulu: "The tone and demeanor of my blog on Friday did not correctly portray my emotions towards the community and player base at large."
Obviously not, you did that LAST time when you told us it was OUR responsibility to buy you more $1000 jeans with our subs AND MTs. Oh, btw, you STILL haven't explained why we should be paying BOTH. 
CCP Zulu: "fueled by emotions that had built up due to a breach of trust we at CCP have been experiencing over the past few days."
Oh, I GET IT!!! YOU'RE the VICTIM here!!! NOT the people you are planning on financially raping. NIIICE. Of course, I thought TRANSPARENCY to the customers was something CCP was going TOWARDS, not AWAY from? I think we have finally reached a REMARKABLE level of transparency! I think we are FINALLY seeing the REAL CCP. Here's an idea! Why don't we make Fearless available for the customers to read all the time? I mean, why are CCP employee ideas more valid than ours? Or are you all just SPECIAL that way? You know, BETTER than us.
CCP Zulu: "For that I am sorry."
For that SPECIFIC thing and NOTHING else. Check. Got ya.
CCP Zulu: "strengthen the deep mutual trust and respect that's been so unique and descriptive of our relationship."
LIKE what you did there. This is THE strongest point of your piece. You are making the reader enter into an ASSUMPTION that there EVER was trust of you FROM the community and respect from you TO the community.
CCP Zulu: "Therefore we have asked the CSM to join us in Iceland for an extraordinary meeting June 30th and July 1st to discuss the events of past week"
Calling in your highest paid fanbois to get your stories straight on how your going to spin this to the community. Check, and double check.
CCP Zulu: "The result of this meeting should be mutual agreement of how virtual goods and services will evolve in EVE."
Like what you did here too. With this simple statement you get the reader into the frame of mind that not only are BUTTLOADS of MT coming to Eve, YOU (the reader) have ALREADY agreed to it through proxy of the CSM.
CCP Zulu: "However, just to prove the point of the Fearless newsletter and give you a further understanding of what it is then there are no and never have been plans to sell "gold ammo" for Aurum."
No gold ammo then? So, Gold modules perhaps instead?
CCP Zulu: "In Fearless people are arguing a point, which doesn't even have to be their view, they are debating an issue."
Outright deception, and an outright LIE. For anyone with half a brain, it is PLAIN to see that "the debate" and "discussion" (if there ever WAS any) starts and stops on page 7 of Fearless. The rest of the document, all the way through page 13 is talking about how MTs are GOING to be forced down our throats in ALL THREE of you current projects: Dust, WoD, AND Eve.
CCP Zulu: "Due to the volatility of the topic we want to refrain from any further comments on this matter until after meeting with the CSM."
Yeah, we should all STFU, and let you recover so you can come up with some more convincing spin. Check.
CCP Zulu: "Thank you for your patience"
Again, you attempt to make the reader buy into something automatically that is and has never been true. Namely, that we have any or ever have had any patience for or with YOU.
Message to all others at CCP: You should really STOP having this A$$HAT talk for you. His credability is completely shot by his repeated lies.
Yeah, that about says it all. I am done wasteing my time on you Zulu. Somebody poke me when someone we might actually be able to take seriously from CCP open thier mouth.
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