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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:05:00 -
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Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters 
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:22:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:20:30
Quote: 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier
You haven't tried to catch an Aussie Plane in the last 3 weeks have you? Flights cancelled left and right due to the ash plume from a Chilean Volcano...
And the best beers in the world come from Adelaide - Coopers Sparkling Ale and Coopers Pale Ale...
And as soon as you tell the Icelandic Devs that you find Redback spiders under the toilet seats here, the game is up...
Quote: The average Australian woman is pretty hot too.
You've never married one have you? Nag, nag, nag, nag...
No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas 
And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, sights to see etc.
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:28:00 -
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Originally by: Fishslapper Edited by: Fishslapper on 28/06/2011 03:26:44
Originally by: Headerman No, i take the ferry to Tassie each christmas Because I can't afford to fly...
And yes, CCP should set up shop in Tassie. Even better food, wine, beer, inbred locals, boring convict ruins, ghastly weather to see etc.
Fixed that for you... And with the amount of mouthbreathing ***gotry you spurt forth on COAD, I should have suspected you were Tasmanian... 
ps. Coopers and the Jame's Squire's range is far better than that Launceston dishwater they call Boags...
  
You just need the right dishwater, for me it was Strongarm Bitter. I love that stuff!
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 03:41:00 -
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Originally by: Lord Viziam
Originally by: buck herrick
ahhh, but on the downside, there are canadians in canada. and just over the trees are americums.
your point is losing appeal.
Yes they are just yonder; but on the positive side, canadians speak english. I'm not quite sure what ausies speak?
Ummm a few languages....
1) Real 2) Bogan 3) english
Real and Bogan are rather limited in vocabulary, limited mainly to expleetives.
Only downside is if you stick a camera in front of anyone here and they will think they will outlast religion
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 04:05:00 -
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Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 04:05:50
Originally by: lolard Oh god Headerman in Shadow of xXDeathXx :cripes:, how the mighty trolls have fallen.
Even trolls fall asleep under the bridge from time to time 
And i though you'd be happy now pleaseignore.com is free of my terribadposting?
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:13:00 -
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Edited by: Headerman on 28/06/2011 06:13:27 Come on CCP< move to Aus!! We will hold a 'Welcome to Aus' BBQ for you too 
It will be a true 'OMGWTFBBQ!' moment!
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:31:00 -
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Originally by: Uninhabited
Originally by: Headerman Reasons CCP should move to Australia:
1) Sunnier weather in Sydney 2) Far from the majority of players with pitchforks and torches 3) Incredibly solid and prosperous economy 4) Good and strong AUD 5) Awesome holiday destinations like Fiji, Tahiti, Thailand. 6) Easier access to one of the best beers in the world: James Boags. 7) Awesome food and wine 8) Interact more with real people who will tell you when things are **** or awesome 9) No volcano's to cash an ash cloud over things and make it gloomier 10) 20 degree C winters 
But yeah. Just idle thoughts :)
I see your pros and raise you 1 immovable con.
1) Telstra.
Yes i live in gero, wa.
nbnco will be dissolved when labour loses the 2013 election and all assets in the ground will be sold back to Tel$tra. Sorry.
Damn it Jim, i left that out for a reason! Can't have Cons in the Pro list
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.28 06:53:00 -
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We have cute furry animals too:
And some not-so-furries:
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.28 07:05:00 -
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Originally by: Ciar Meara
Originally by: Iamien
There is a reason that noone hosts server for Australia, and it is because they don't like Australians.
Fixed that for you!
Why would they move from one iceland on the ass end of nowhere to another island. They allready moved to Engeland another island on the...
Geez, here's someone who can't read strane at all! Go back to the start and try again.
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.29 02:08:00 -
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So how about it CCP?
We have cute furry animals, awesome beaches and wimmins.
Don't forget the welcoming OMGWTFBBQ!
How about it? 
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Headerman
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Posted - 2011.06.29 05:37:00 -
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CCP look, don't let the bad things scare you, it just makes life more interesting, honest!
10 things to look out for: - Inland Taipan/fierce snake: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_Taipan - Sydney funnel web: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sydney_funnel-web_spider (black is an awesome colour!) - Box jelly fish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Box_jellyfish - One of the more annoying ants, the inchman/bull ant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myrmecia - Back in the water again we got some big assed sharks too, dun worry they revised the length of it to only 9 meters after this story: http://www.smh.com.au/news/national/great-white-shark-in-lake/2008/07/09/1215282909263.html - Salt water Crocs make for swimming a fun sport in the northern parts of Aus: http://www.drivenow.com.au/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/normanton1.jpg - Taking a dip? Watch out for these colourful thingies: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-ringed_octopus
Don't let them worry you though, it's all good 
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Headerman
Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.06.29 06:57:00 -
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Originally by: Enna Shendara
Originally by: Mara Rinn
Originally by: SoylentGreen Rinah we have water desal for a sad reason.
We have water desalination because the idiot cotton farmers took all our water.
Seriously, who goes "I'm living on the driest continent on the planet, I think I'll grow cotten, rice and coffee"?
Hey man, theres places everywhere in Aus flooding in summer
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