Sylthi
Minmatar
Coreward Pan-Galactic
Holy Empire of The Unshaven
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Posted - 2011.06.29 12:43:00 -
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Actually, this really is the best idea I have ever seen posted by such an obvious Dev Alt and/or Troll.
Seriously. I'm not kidding. This is a FANTASTIC idea. CCP should have $100, $1000, and even $10000 monocles in game. They SHOULD!
I mean, when these monocles and crap came into the game, I was totally convinced they were utterly pointless and a total waste of CCP development time. Now I can see, I couldn't have been more wrong.
I mean, think about it guys. The MORE ludicrously expensive this stuff is, the quicker CCP can get the money they need because of their own dreadful mismanagement; and the ONLY people that will be paying to bail CCP out will be the lowest form of life in the game; I.E. The completely insecure and underdeveloped ego Peac_ocks! How awesome is that!?!?
Seriously. Do you REALLY want to give CCP more money when they don't deserve what we ALREADY give them? Me neither. But CCP needs to get it from somewhere, or the game we all love is going under eventually from continued inept management. This is actually a perfect solution. Let these monocle wearing morons foot the bill for all of us! I mean, they seem so happy to do it. I say:
LET THEM!
Cheers all!
P.S. Oh, almost forgot the other "use" I discovered for the monocles: it has started to give me a really good chuckle when I see someone MORONIC enough to have blown perfectly good money on something so utterly useless. Honestly, I get TRUE entertainment value out of seeing the people with them. I honestly ask people not to hunt them down or do anything like that. Please. Let them wear them around and "show them off" for the world to see. Please don't hunt them down and take their monocles away by podding them; I get too much joy out of watching them parade around and think their all cool and shyt. Seriously, please let them keep them for as long as they like! And PRETTY PLEASE keep egging them on so they buy MORE. If we do that, then WE don't have to EVER buy any of this horrid looking crap, or get stuck buying something WORSE, to bail CCP out.
Again, cheers all!
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