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Tom Gerard Caldari Deadspace Depot	Posted - 2011.07.12 16:30:00 - [1] Speaking with a fan fest attendee I have gleaned some insider information. CCP is woefully unprepared for a zombie apocalypse. There seems to be an insufficient amount of physical barriers. Our attendee even commented he got separated from supervision multiple times. If CCP can't control a wandering fan how will they fare against a class three necrotic shambler? if CCP doesn't take action soon EVE will come to an end.
Abrazzar	Posted - 2011.07.12 16:37:00 - [2] Breaking News! Tom Gerard found out to be guaranteed to survive a zombie apocalypse due to the lack of squishy brainz, zombies crave so much. Here is a extrapolation of how the typical zombie encounter would play out: Zombie shuffles in Zombie: "Braaaaiiiiinnnnnsssss....." TG: "Hello, Sir, how are you this fine day? I am Tom Gerard and you don't seem to look too well. Can I, perchance, be of assistance?" Zombie: "Aaaaaaawwwwwwww....." Zombie shuffles off --------
Tom Gerard Caldari Deadspace Depot	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:22:00 - [3] I thought I was immune because I am special ?
Cipher Jones Minmatar	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:32:00 - [4] Originally by: Tom Gerard I thought I was immune because I am special ? Someday you will be traded for cigarettes in prison. . Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.
Avon Caldari Versatech Co. Raiden.	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:39:00 - [5] Originally by: Cipher Jones Originally by: Tom Gerard I thought I was immune because I am special ? Someday you will be traded for cigarettes in prison. I doubt it would be "cigarettes" plural. Retro sig

CCP Guard C C P C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:44:00 - [6] We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story?

Kiran Minmatar Knights of Azrael	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:47:00 - [7] I got my zombie apocalypse survival kit, so I am good to go.
Kirkland Langue	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:47:00 - [8] Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? TLDR: The Door is never going to open for the mindless masses.
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:48:00 - [9] Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? So that's why the productivity has taken a dive. CCP Employee's aren't allowed in their own building. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
Abrazzar	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:51:00 - [10] Originally by: Blane Xero Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? So that's why the productivity has taken a dive. CCP Employee's aren't allowed in their own building. Yeah, they should have installed a coffee machine outside so devs can shoot up until they reach recognizable levels before trying to enter. --------
Blane Xero Amarr The Firestorm Cartel	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:52:00 - [11] Originally by: Abrazzar Originally by: Blane Xero Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? So that's why the productivity has taken a dive. CCP Employee's aren't allowed in their own building. Yeah, they should have installed a coffee machine outside so devs can shoot up until they reach recognizable levels before trying to enter. They would have to pay the $99 fee for using the machine first, and then the $5 fee per cup. _____________________________________ Haruhiist since December 2008
XIRUSPHERE Gallente The 8th Order	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:53:00 - [12] Originally by: Cipher Jones Originally by: Tom Gerard I thought I was immune because I am special ? Someday you will be traded for cigarettes in prison. I will start the bidding with a sparkling glass of semi warm hooch.
Digital Messiah Oregami Ultd	Posted - 2011.07.12 17:54:00 - [13] I find that if you stay away from N.A.Z.I. you will be free of zombies. Everyone knows necrophilia attracts zombie invasions! Quote: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Lakuma	Posted - 2011.07.12 18:28:00 - [14] Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Can we get one of those on the CQ door so we can call the other side and find the actual content?
Khamal Jolstien Caldari Sick Tight BricK sQuAD.	Posted - 2011.07.12 18:38:00 - [15] Originally by: Lakuma Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Can we get one of those on the CQ door so we can call the other side and find the actual content? Ba-zing. Originally by: McKinlay When you get on the batphone and the only people left in the phone book are Aeternus and BLAST it might be time to hang up.
Hirana Yoshida Behavioral Affront	Posted - 2011.07.12 19:09:00 - [16] Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Would you please remove that heinous contraption at once! Direct them to the basement instead and put them to work on FW iterations .. at this point we'll take whatever we can get hinthint*
stoicfaux Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.12 19:20:00 - [17] Originally by: Hirana Yoshida Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Would you please remove that heinous contraption at once! Direct them to the basement instead and put them to work on FW iterations .. at this point we'll take whatever we can get hinthint* How many zombies mindlessly mashing keyboards would it take to code improvements to FW? ----- Request for Eve Development Roadmap. Let CSM know that we want one.
Gothikia Regeneration	Posted - 2011.07.12 19:37:00 - [18] Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Eh.. Can I have a video phone on 'The DoorÖ' on my DoorÖ wallpaper? Is there really zombies on the other side of the door?Ö shakes with fear Damn Sanshas ¼_¼ Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels. Zymurgist No. - Gothie
K'iran	Posted - 2011.07.12 19:41:00 - [19] Originally by: Blane Xero Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? So that's why the productivity has taken a dive. CCP Employee's aren't allowed in their own building. So much win.
Hakaru Ishiwara Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2011.07.12 19:58:00 - [20] Originally by: Lakuma Originally by: CCP Guard We don't want you to worry about us, so we just had a new video door phone installed for our front doors this morning. The receptionists were actually instructed not to let in any zombies. True story? Can we get one of those on the CQ door so we can call the other side and find the actual content? Huckin Fell. You nailed it, sir. And that reminds me to promote this thread. Some truly creative customers CCP ~~has~~ had.

CCP Guard C C P C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.12 20:02:00 - [21] I'll admit it - I lol'd.

Emiko P'eng Amarr	Posted - 2011.07.12 20:18:00 - [22] Hehe! CCP are not the only ones to under estimate the living impaired threat: BBC News - Council 'unprepared' for zombies That revelation to lead to this: BBC News - Zombie enthusiasts 'invade' Leicester Now the Zombies know CCP is unprepared it wont be long

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