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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:28:00 -
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Oh boy... where to begin? This has been one hell of a night. I am physically and mentally drained after engaging in heated conversation for 2 hours. As a low SP character, I engaged a 2004 character in his thanatos and successfully keeps his attention for 2 hours.
Some background: Stokar is a former CEO of mine, someone I had the chance to know for a while. I would not call this a pleasant experience by any means. On several ocassions he has threatened me for 'taking' items from him. Things he had 'given' me during my stay in syndicate with him. I chose not to give them back when I left his failure of a corp. Well, good on him. Some banter back and forth and I inform him he will be receiving a wardec in the future. Well, earlier today I finally got around to wardeccing him. He has joined a new, fail alliance, full of ****fitters. So I call up my good friend, have him run up a vote to dec em, and send the money along. Plan gets put on hold for a little bit, but I eventually drop roles in my corp (yet another ****ty "we do everything" corp that turns out to be NRDS and CVA-friendly, what?) and rejoin my friend's corporation. He hits the wardec button, and I decide to get a bit of taunting in. Cue chatlogs.
Full transcript: http://pastebin.com/jHUdB4u6
Relevant bits for the moment:
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 02:19:12 ] Treia Laguna > Hello! *[ 2011.07.15 02:19:15 ] Treia Laguna > We look forward to the war! *[ 2011.07.15 02:19:30 ] Stokar > Yeah, Right. *[ 2011.07.15 02:19:40 ] Treia Laguna > We decced you. Trust me, we do :) *[ 2011.07.15 02:20:09 ] Treia Laguna > I heard your CEO fits just as awesome as you do *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:00 ] Stokar > You can spend all the money you'd like towards whatever you do, But since you don't know how to cut your losses and move on, I'll make this simple for you: Come to PAKKONN *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:11 ] Treia Laguna > Gladly! *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:30 ] Treia Laguna > In fact, if you give me a bit, I'll come right now! *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:33 ] Stokar > *PAKKONEN, and we'll take it from there. *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:49 ] Treia Laguna > Grabbing my ship right now babe *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:55 ] Treia Laguna > Why don't you just hold on a sec *[ 2011.07.15 02:21:57 ] Stokar > You brings somer more of your Gerber food friends? *[ 2011.07.15 02:22:03 ] Treia Laguna > I'll come alone, how's that *[ 2011.07.15 02:22:15 ] Stokar > Do it! *[ 2011.07.15 02:22:38 ] Treia Laguna > It takes time to warp, you know. *[ 2011.07.15 02:28:58 ] Treia Laguna > on my way from jita *[ 2011.07.15 02:29:00 ] Treia Laguna > meet you on the gate? :) *[ 2011.07.15 02:33:04 ] Treia Laguna > Cat got your tongue? *[ 2011.07.15 02:33:25 ] Treia Laguna > I'm in system. *[ 2011.07.15 02:34:19 ] Treia Laguna > Hey loser, what's wrong? *[ 2011.07.15 02:34:26 ] Treia Laguna > I'm in pakkonen right now and none of your alliance mates are even here *[ 2011.07.15 02:34:29 ] Treia Laguna > You running scared already? *[ 2011.07.15 02:35:32 ] Stokar > You have no patience. *[ 2011.07.15 02:35:55 ] Treia Laguna > I had time to fly a freighter back to jita. *[ 2011.07.15 02:35:56 ] Treia Laguna > You're slow. *[ 2011.07.15 02:37:21 ] Stokar > ..It's all in your head... *[ 2011.07.15 02:37:43 ] Treia Laguna > I'm sure it is stokar but the fact is that I'm waiting for you. *[ 2011.07.15 02:39:58 ] Stokar > When you ge this asswhipping you've been so adamant about getting, you'll leave me alone, and join an addition 12-step program. YOU'LL NEED IT. *[ 2011.07.15 02:40:33 ] Treia Laguna > lol i'm sure I will *[ 2011.07.15 02:40:41 ] Treia Laguna > Still waiting on your scared ass! *[ 2011.07.15 02:43:45 ] Stokar > If you're in the system, You'll see what you are going to have to deal with. *[ 2011.07.15 02:43:54 ] Treia Laguna > /emote checks local *[ 2011.07.15 02:43:57 ] Treia Laguna > Nope, still neuts. *[ 2011.07.15 02:44:01 ] Treia Laguna > None of you guys in sight.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:31:00 -
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So I'm ****ing about, sitting at 0 on gate and still waiting for him. The local pirates warp in. Huginn. Yellow boxes me. Hurricane warps in at 175, then warps to gate at range and starts shooting at my triple-rep myrm. Hrm, don't want to engage these guys, they'll screw up the whole duel. Run the triple reps for a bit, but I don't want to waste cap boosters so eventually I'm forced through. Drat. Right as I decloak and start heading back to the gate, lo and behold our target shows up. He thinks I'm scared, or something. And so begins his ego trip.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 02:45:46 ] Treia Laguna > Given the amount of traffic in this system we're probably better off fighting in high-sec *[ 2011.07.15 02:45:49 ] Stokar > And it's low-sec even! *[ 2011.07.15 02:46:43 ] Treia Laguna > Yes - A large amount of traffic *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:03 ] Treia Laguna > Considering the gate is now camped, I imagine you don't want to figth there. *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:11 ] Stokar > You lie. You're in ISIKANO! *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:20 ] Treia Laguna > I just jumped back through He jumps through the gate, into pakkonen which I just had 3 pirates on a gate with me, in a tengu. Oh boy. I do not want to lose that KM, my myrm has neuts on it and can probably **** up whatever ****fit comes my way. *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:22 ] Treia Laguna > I am serious stokar- *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:26 ] Treia Laguna > ...it's camped, moron *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:29 ] Treia Laguna > I hope you die
Well I don't hear any screaming from him as he gets violently molested by the local pirates, so I assume he's not DIAF yet. I can still get a tengu killmail (so I think)!
I decide to see if he'll come back to high-sec, where interruptions will be limited or non-existent.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 02:47:44 ] Treia Laguna > I'll be waiting for you on this side of the gate *[ 2011.07.15 02:48:07 ] Treia Laguna > Please come back through and we can arrange a proper duel, I'll even let you drop the can *[ 2011.07.15 02:48:16 ] Stokar > COME INTO PAKKONEN! *[ 2011.07.15 02:48:37 ] Treia Laguna > Given the amount of **** sitting on the gate? I'd rather not. *[ 2011.07.15 02:48:49 ] Treia Laguna > A 1v1 in high-sec. *[ 2011.07.15 02:48:53 ] Treia Laguna > Seems more appropriate *[ 2011.07.15 02:49:11 ] Treia Laguna > You drop the can, I steal from it, you engage me *[ 2011.07.15 02:49:16 ] Treia Laguna > We can even do it in a safespot if you like *[ 2011.07.15 02:49:27 ] Stokar > SO Now yoou're getting picky about the system... *[ 2011.07.15 02:49:51 ] Treia Laguna > Well when 3 T2 cruisers show up on gate and GCC... *[ 2011.07.15 02:50:01 ] Treia Laguna > You could say I'm a little picky, yes. *[ 2011.07.15 02:50:53 ] Stokar > I told you at the very beginning of your convo that this is the sysrtem I'm in. You come here, and 'do what you think you can' of stfu and go home with tail under you. THAT'S your choices.
Hm... well he's not come back through the gate. And he's not screamed about some sort of tarp I obviously set for him (Because I = local pirates and anyone else in system of course)
Might as well come through and try to get him.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:33:00 -
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...Except he's not on gate. Hm.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 02:51:08 ] Treia Laguna > Very well, where would you like to engage *[ 2011.07.15 02:51:50 ] Treia Laguna > Notice that I am in system. *[ 2011.07.15 02:53:02 ] Treia Laguna > Come on stokar, I'm in system. *[ 2011.07.15 02:54:57 ] Treia Laguna > Come on stokar, where do you want to fight :) *[ 2011.07.15 02:55:01 ] Stokar > I can't be that hard to find.... *[ 2011.07.15 02:55:36 ] Treia Laguna > There's almost a dozen stations in system, plus celestials *[ 2011.07.15 02:55:40 ] Treia Laguna > Do you really want to run and hide? *[ 2011.07.15 02:55:50 ] Stokar > I'm aligning from the Zainou biotech station. *[ 2011.07.15 02:56:09 ] Treia Laguna > On my way ;)
Ah, well. That's helpful! Thanks. I warp to 0, planning to **** his tengu up, sentries be damned. I land and... He's sitting off station! Giddy! He's got drones deployed! Sweet he failfits his tengus! I mouseover to lock and start burning to him and- Wait... that's no tengu. That's a thanatos! No wonder he has drones out! And they're fighters!
Now, at this point I notice just how far out of docking range he is. I call on local - Perhaps a PL member wants in on the action?!
Alas, not only have I lost the chatlog, but local is not appreciative of my attempts. Calls of 'tarp' run far and wide, and no one comes to even see if I'm telling the truth about the thanatos off station.
Well ****, what am I gonna do now? Taunt him, of course! If I can get that tengu off station... Well, let's try mind games!
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:36:00 -
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Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 02:57:07 ] Stokar > You sure you want to do this? *[ 2011.07.15 02:57:30 ] Treia Laguna > why hello there *[ 2011.07.15 02:58:02 ] Treia Laguna > Why not bring the tengu? :) *[ 2011.07.15 02:58:07 ] Treia Laguna > then we can both have fun *[ 2011.07.15 02:58:41 ] Stokar > Looks like your friend changed his mind and left you. Smart guy! *[ 2011.07.15 02:58:51 ] Treia Laguna > I don't even know who that guy was *[ 2011.07.15 02:58:58 ] Treia Laguna > I came alone, like I said I would *[ 2011.07.15 02:59:27 ] Stokar > Doesn't matter. You will initiate aggro or go home with tail under, little dog... *[ 2011.07.15 02:59:46 ] Treia Laguna > You want me to GCC on a carrier? *[ 2011.07.15 03:00:12 ] Treia Laguna > You jest *[ 2011.07.15 03:00:23 ] Stokar > You can always choose to stfu like I've been telling you. *[ 2011.07.15 03:01:09 ] Treia Laguna > lol how about you reship into a tengu *[ 2011.07.15 03:01:27 ] Treia Laguna > T3 vs a BC *[ 2011.07.15 03:01:28 ] Treia Laguna > come on
Hm... Not really working. But wait, what's this?!?!
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:01:32 ] Stokar > There's only 1 belt. I'm headed there. *[ 2011.07.15 03:02:00 ] Stokar > belt 1 *[ 2011.07.15 03:02:14 ] Stokar > I see two actually *[ 2011.07.15 03:02:34 ] Stokar > 3 belts!
He couldn't actually-
He starts to align out towards the belt.
I flip my ****. He's actually going to a belt - in pakkonen, where half the goddamn nullsec universe cynos **** in to be dropped off. There's a dozen cyno alts docked up in system from every 0.0 alliance on this side of the universe.
I feverishly call in favors, get on comms with Fatal Ascension (Shout out, brothers. You know who I am), and plead - PLEAD that I have a dumb thanatos in low-sec, in a belt, and it is not a tarp. I have not even been in the alliance a month. The outcome looks grim.
Thanatos warps to belt 3, I follow. I begin taking pictures, just to show that i'm not kidding.
Local just laughs. Obviously a tarp, guys! Well we lock each other up and I am desperately begging in comms now. Come on boys, get me supers, get me dreads, something!
No one in range. All hope seems lost. We play the locking game. He continues to sit in a belt, unaligned. Please PL, MM, some random ****stain corp... Nobody shows up. Nobody believes me.
Fine. I'll just **** him off then. I taunt him over our private convo.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:07:48 ] Stokar > Whatup, dog-wannabe? (Dog pound or something is the name of his corp/alliance. Hilariously bad.) *[ 2011.07.15 03:08:02 ] Treia Laguna > As if I wanted to be a failure like your new corp *[ 2011.07.15 03:08:10 ] Stokar > Awfully quiet you are! *[ 2011.07.15 03:10:23 ] Stokar > Just stay put. Because you now know YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR ME. *[ 2011.07.15 03:11:45 ] Treia Laguna > oh really?
Redboxed! Fighters deploy, come after me. Seven of them! Myrm vs 7 fighters IS NOT GOOD. I align out, quickly into armor. Reps can't keep up - I am forced to retreat. Drats.
Wait, the fighters show up and start attacking me! And the carrier is GCC'd so they get shot by the sentry guns! I quickly hit the cap boosters, engage my reps, and start targetting one!
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:38:00 -
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Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:12:07 ] Stokar > YEP *[ 2011.07.15 03:14:23 ] Stokar > Oh ****! they followed your ass! Fighter one pops. *[ 2011.07.15 03:14:58 ] Stokar > What's wrong, baby? *[ 2011.07.15 03:15:31 ] Stokar > Ohhh...Nice myrm meat I'lll get tonight! I open the conversation's tab again. Fighter two pops and the rest are called back. Dock and undock to regain cap. *[ 2011.07.15 03:16:04 ] Treia Laguna > oooh what's wrong stokar *[ 2011.07.15 03:16:09 ] Treia Laguna > Your fighters no match for sentry guns? *[ 2011.07.15 03:16:38 ] Stokar > I got more, and bpo's to build them as well. *[ 2011.07.15 03:17:13 ] Stokar > But how much damage did it cost you? *[ 2011.07.15 03:17:28 ] Treia Laguna > None I repped it *[ 2011.07.15 03:17:53 ] Stokar > I know you did. But you still got your ass CANNED! *[ 2011.07.15 03:18:06 ] Treia Laguna > You lost 2 fighters *[ 2011.07.15 03:18:08 ] Treia Laguna > I lost uh... nothing! *[ 2011.07.15 03:18:27 ] Stokar > And you lost the fight. you RAN!
I sure did buddy. You just lost 40m and I didn't even lose my ship or get into hull.
But I can't take that carrier. I keep reporting status in comms, telling them the carrier has ****ing GCC'd in a belt in pakkonen. This is not a trap, guys! Come on! Work with me!
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:18:39 ] Treia Laguna > I'll still fight your tengu baby I attempt to get something killable out of station. Two fighters is pretty good for what I expected (a blob of his alliance mates), but I want more *[ 2011.07.15 03:18:43 ] Treia Laguna > Too scared to take me? *[ 2011.07.15 03:19:05 ] Stokar > You were on me at less than 2000m and got the whip[ping of a lifetime. *[ 2011.07.15 03:19:39 ] Stokar > What's wrong with the carrier? *[ 2011.07.15 03:19:57 ] Treia Laguna > well there's the fact that it's a carrier against a BC *[ 2011.07.15 03:20:22 ] Stokar > Big mouth open letting flies in and saying nothing. *[ 2011.07.15 03:20:57 ] Stokar > You wanted a fight so bad, you didn't do your homework. *[ 2011.07.15 03:21:08 ] Treia Laguna > I did my homework and got 2 of your fighters popped lol no I didn't. I warped to station to run away and managed to pop some of your fighters. Lucky me! But hey, don't let him know that. *[ 2011.07.15 03:21:13 ] Treia Laguna > That's already 40m my way *[ 2011.07.15 03:21:38 ] Stokar > Now get if you get your as back to the belt, we can finish this tonight. make sure you've covered your clone...
Wait - He's not serious? Surely he docked up...
I warp back just in time to see him warp away. Drats, he did. If I taunt him maybe I can get him back and kill another fighter or two.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:22:26 ] Stokar > See how local don't WANT YOUR **** HERE, EITHER. THEY WON'T HELP YOU. *[ 2011.07.15 03:22:46 ] Treia Laguna > >implying a local full of pirates would help you *[ 2011.07.15 03:22:47 ] Treia Laguna > lol *[ 2011.07.15 03:23:23 ] Treia Laguna > I'm in belt baby *[ 2011.07.15 03:24:37 ] Treia Laguna > And stokar runs again!
He does not like to be accused of running.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:25:17 ] Stokar > I'M NOT RUNNING
Hehe, let's taunt him.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:25:29 ] Treia Laguna > Looks like it to me *[ 2011.07.15 03:25:41 ] Treia Laguna > I'm in belt and stokar is gone *[ 2011.07.15 03:25:44 ] Treia Laguna > That's running!
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:41:00 -
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Edited by: Treia Laguna on 15/07/2011 06:42:02 He warps back to belt!
I am flabbergasted... I didn't expect him to do this - Twice!
A long back and forth battle starts. He launches sentries - T1 wardens. The ****? And a heavy energy neut drone. Uh...
I keep range, seeing if I can pick off some of those drones. The neut drone comes at me, I web it and kill it. The wardens start pounding away from 70km.
Unfortunately, I underestimated the range they can hit me from! Those hurt. Still, I keep him distracted with the wardens pounding away.
I keep yelling at comms, this ****ing thanatos has deployed T1 sentries and is trying to kill me in a low-sec belt! I point out his eve-kill record (****FITS EVERYWHERE) and have former corpmates in alliance vouch for me. They know how stupid this guy is. Get dreads or something guys!! They start discussing where they'd have to go to actually get here. Midpoints and such. Nothing serious.
I figure out that I can tank the wardens with just my reps running on cap recharge. THank goodness I didn't bring buffer.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:29:27 ] Stokar > Come closer lol no thanks. He is flying towards me - Away from his wardens. *[ 2011.07.15 03:29:36 ] Treia Laguna > I'm coming :) BLATANT LIES *[ 2011.07.15 03:35:35 ] Treia Laguna > You're flying away He's actually flying back to his wardens. Presumably to scoop them. I do not want more fighters on my ass. Time to accuse him of running *[ 2011.07.15 03:35:38 ] Treia Laguna > Running again?? *[ 2011.07.15 03:39:09 ] Stokar > WHIPPING THAT ASS! *[ 2011.07.15 03:39:13 ] Treia Laguna > I'm keeping range :) *[ 2011.07.15 03:39:30 ] Stokar > My shields are tickling me! *[ 2011.07.15 03:41:23 ] Stokar > Your armor is half gone Right as he says that my reps cycle and i'm back up to 85%
He brings out a surprise. I had wondered why I had been redboxed when he didn't have fighters out. Turns out it was ECM. Go figure.
Somewhere around this time he deploys a fighter in lieu of the heavy energy neut drone he lost earlier. I web it, engage drones and blasters and tear it apart.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:42:12 ] Treia Laguna > Looks fine to me! *[ 2011.07.15 03:43:43 ] Treia Laguna > aww what's wrong *[ 2011.07.15 03:43:45 ] Treia Laguna > your fighters can't ake me? *[ 2011.07.15 03:48:36 ] Treia Laguna > Nice fighter losses!
He loses two fighters before he wises up and starts trying to call them in when I get into hull. It doesn't work, and he loses his fifth fighter of the night.
He gets me into low armor, and I fire off the cap booster charges as he deploys a total of 3 fighters. He has now reached his wardens again and scooped some of them, so he can deploy more drones (seems he couldn't deploy more than 7 in total).
Comms begins to have some real interest, as I now have kept this guy occupied for an hour and a half and he hasn't disengaged yet. A nyx pilot asks what the **** we're doing about it. Nothing. Fleet starts forming up, thinking seriously about how to get there (They're in fountain)
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:49:56 ] Stokar > But YOU'RE GOING TO DIE! *[ 2011.07.15 03:50:01 ] Treia Laguna > There goes your fighters!
He deployed the fighters because he thought he could get me into hull. I kill the sixth fighter of the night. My myrm has now killed 120m worth of drones, no hull damage.
Quote: Treia Laguna > Hey look staokar Treia Laguna > your fighters all died or ran awy Treia Laguna > What was that about me dying? :) Stokar > We're not done yet Stokar > You're moving away from me. Treia Laguna > On the contrary i'm moving towards you Stokar > No, you're not. Treia Laguna > Then why is our distance closing? :) Treia Laguna > Come on stokar Treia Laguna > what's wrong? Stokar > What's wrong?
Timestamps removed due to character limits.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:44:00 -
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He doesn't like this. Scoops the rest of his wardens, unleashes 7 fighters. I cannot hold the field, cap booster charges run out (I had been running them intermittenly to defend myself from the 2-3 fighters at a time).
Fleet is feverishly trying to get waypoints set up and pilots assembled. Carriers only, JDC 5 needed. THis limits our options. It's still going to be multiple jumps, too.
I inform them I must retreat. I buy the 5 whole cap booster 800s in system and warp to station. He'll probably run while I'm gone. Docking and... ****! Wrong station! I undock, warp to the correct one, and quickly grab the boosters.
I get back just in time to see him leave. No! After all this work!
Plan A, once again. Taunting the **** out of him.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 03:58:03 ] Treia Laguna > pop there goes a fighter I pop his seventh fighter of the night (I think it was here, anyway. Might be later), and warp off. *[ 2011.07.15 04:02:10 ] Treia Laguna > Whoops needs to get cap charges *[ 2011.07.15 04:02:13 ] Treia Laguna > stay there dear :) *[ 2011.07.15 04:03:14 ] Stokar > You ran again. *[ 2011.07.15 04:03:42 ] Treia Laguna > I needed to get cap charges dearie *[ 2011.07.15 04:03:45 ] Treia Laguna > Stay there I'll be right back :) *[ 2011.07.15 04:04:35 ] Treia Laguna > PS *[ 2011.07.15 04:04:38 ] Treia Laguna > how's the fighters going? *[ 2011.07.15 04:04:41 ] Treia Laguna > enjoy your 140m loss? :) *[ 2011.07.15 04:05:30 ] Treia Laguna > Where'd you go *[ 2011.07.15 04:05:32 ] Treia Laguna > Ya running? *[ 2011.07.15 04:06:26 ] Treia Laguna > Come on stokar what's wrong *[ 2011.07.15 04:06:30 ] Treia Laguna > I pop all your drones and you run away? *[ 2011.07.15 04:07:12 ] Treia Laguna > Come on stokar! *[ 2011.07.15 04:07:14 ] Treia Laguna > I'm still here to fight! *[ 2011.07.15 04:07:20 ] Treia Laguna > You're running!
Come on damnit! Carriers cyno to midpoint. Target cyno is waiting next door in high-sec. An interceptor cyno is feverishly racing to the second midpoint to deploy for the carriers.
How many times do I need to say he's running to get him to come back? I'm sitting in belt, worrying my ass off some neut's gonna show up.
The carriers reach mid-point two. They are one cyno out from pakkonen. They feverishly start their cap chains to get ready for jump.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 04:09:30 ] Stokar > Coming back right now.
Stokar warps back. He now launches some shiny drones (integrated hammerheads) + T2 hammerheads, but not up to his drone limit of 7. I am down to 2 cap charges, worrying heartily he'll pop me before we can get him... please don't deploy fighters!
Trying desperately to bide time for the carriers. I can't die now. I hold out at 40, picking off drones and watching to make sure he doesn't align out.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 04:12:12 ] Stokar > Come closer. I like to see those hammerheads. *[ 2011.07.15 04:12:24 ] Treia Laguna > You can see them just fine when I can re-target you ;) *[ 2011.07.15 04:12:42 ] Stokar > Don't run! *[ 2011.07.15 04:12:49 ] Treia Laguna > I'm keeping range :) *[ 2011.07.15 04:12:59 ] Stokar > Why? *[ 2011.07.15 04:13:19 ] Treia Laguna > Because this way I can win the fight :)
Someone on comms tells me to get point. I ask them to repeat due to their accent.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:47:00 -
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It comes back, clear as day:
Get point, we're ready.
**** it, I don't care if I die. Pop the last two 800s, engage all 3 reps, engage MWD, burn right for him. Scream for the target cyno to jump into system.
I hit my disruptor at 20, cyno enters system at 5, I bump. I settle into an orbit at 15km, and cyno ship lands, engaging all his scrams (we were worried he was stab fitted - has been before).
The cyno lights. Great flashes ring across the sky. I enter low armor, klaxons sounding, but it doesn't matter. The reps keep going, even as his fighters pound my myrm.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 04:16:41 ] Treia Laguna > BTW *[ 2011.07.15 04:16:45 ] Treia Laguna > Say hello to mmy friends *[ 2011.07.15 04:16:50 ] Treia Laguna > :)
Glorious capitals. Reps on me, capacitor transfers on me. Stokar starts his smartbomb - He can hit all of them and their drones at this range, but it doesn't matter. the cyno ship is wiped out, but new points come down on him. A swarm of drones appears, like something I've never seen before (I don't attend CTAs, just small gangs :( ).
He drops into armor. Hull. We're screaming wildly. Nyx aligns out. Someone on comms screams,
"Get his pod too! Get his pod!"
No one to lock. Plan B, smartbombs. We obliterate the cyno's pod :(
The thanatos pops. Nyx pilot screams wildly, he got the pod! I scream wildly now, my turn,
"I kept this guy pinned down for 2 ****ing hours, the loot is mine!"
I greedily scoop whatever's in the wreck. Ew... large modules and a c-type nano plating. I knew it was ****fit! Oh well, no time to dwell. FC orders comm silence, directs the nyx out, capitals to a station.
Nyx warps to safe, cynos out within a few minutes. Capitals dock up, we all start congratlating ourselves. Jesus... That was a long endavour. No one thought we were gonna get it, but I kept him occupied long enough for a hotdrop.
I congatulate myself on the victory and wrap up my private convo with him.
Quote: *[ 2011.07.15 04:18:30 ] Treia Laguna > Hey! *[ 2011.07.15 04:18:34 ] Treia Laguna > This should be a nice KM *[ 2011.07.15 04:19:14 ] Stokar > You didn't do it, But rest assured, Another carrier, coming up! *[ 2011.07.15 04:19:58 ] Treia Laguna > oh I look forward to it *[ 2011.07.15 04:19:59 ] Treia Laguna > Call me
Oh we do look forward to it.
Many congratulations are had. I pat myself on the back very hard. And then the killmail comes out.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10157760
What the **** is this ****
We're flabbergasted. How did he- What did he?...
I can only poke fun at them.
"I told you! I told he ****in' ****fit his stuff! I told you this wasn't a trap!!"
Another round of congratulations. A good day all around for us.
Suddenly, the TS announces someone has joined the channel.
"Hey, whatcha guys doing? We need capitals in [CLASSIFIED]"
Off to save another POS. No rest for the wicked.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:49:00 -
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Oh and I get another convo from him, after collecting the corpse.
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Channel ID: -23373764 Channel Name: Private Chat (Stokar) Listener: Treia Laguna Session started: 2011.07.15 04:35:24 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2011.07.15 04:35:31 ] Treia Laguna > Hello! [ 2011.07.15 04:35:34 ] Treia Laguna > What can I do for you [ 2011.07.15 04:36:31 ] Stokar > Just letting you know this isn't over, and by the way this outside group came to your rescue, we'll see how well they'll do against a much larger group... [ 2011.07.15 04:36:38 ] Treia Laguna > They didn't "come to my rescue" [ 2011.07.15 04:36:43 ] Treia Laguna > I organized them to come blow ya up [ 2011.07.15 04:36:59 ] Treia Laguna > We're ****ting ourselves laughing at your fit btw [ 2011.07.15 04:37:09 ] Stokar > You called the war; a war that YOU WILL LOSE IS WHAT YOU WILL GET. [ 2011.07.15 04:37:21 ] Treia Laguna > Sure we will :) [ 2011.07.15 04:38:19 ] Stokar > GO TO BTL PUB. [ 2011.07.15 04:38:32 ] Stokar > NOTE THE NUMBER IN THERE. [ 2011.07.15 04:38:34 ] Treia Laguna > Uh [ 2011.07.15 04:38:37 ] Treia Laguna > that's for incursions [ 2011.07.15 04:38:48 ] Treia Laguna > They aren't gonna back you up lol
Hehe. Nope stokar, you cannot intimidate us. Stay gold, man.
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Griznatch
Gallente Xicron Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:50:00 -
[10]
Well done.
Quote: whats a signature?
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:51:00 -
[11]
tl;dr: Solo myrmidom engages arch-nemesis who is in a thantos for two hours. Lures him to belt, pops a total of seven fighter drones worth approximately 140m, and keeps him occupied long enough for carriers with JDC5 to come halfway across the universe and blow up an hilariously fit carrier. Everyone rejoices.
full pastebin of these posts in case they... dissappear (Mods, don't hurt me!!) http://pastebin.com/WUAWaV3K
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DeBingJos
Minmatar Goat Holdings
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Posted - 2011.07.15 06:57:00 -
[12]
Nice read, congrats on the kill.
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Hallax
Without Borders Diversified
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Posted - 2011.07.15 07:03:00 -
[13]
Well done. Would read again.
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foksieloy
Minmatar Rockets ponies and rainbows
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Posted - 2011.07.15 07:16:00 -
[14]
Nice storytelling. Please repeat sometime. _______________________ The best thing in EvE is Barrage M. |
Loraine Gess
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Posted - 2011.07.15 07:45:00 -
[15]
Glad I could help with the wardec. I look forward to hearing your inebriated version! --------------------
WTS forums directions and common sense
Google searches cost extra, people! I understand it's difficult for you, though, so I may discount it if you prove mentally deficient |
Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.15 08:16:00 -
[16]
Glorious victory, proof and all. +9001 for this content.
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VE3DVY
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.15 08:28:00 -
[17]
Best post I've read in a long time, bravo OP, do post more often :)
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Alexei Greshenko
Creative Cookie Procuring Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.15 08:28:00 -
[18]
Confirming Stokar is one crazy SOB...
Hopefully his next failfit carrier is coming soon.
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Lord Kreza
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Posted - 2011.07.15 10:03:00 -
[19]
Good read, wish it was all like this tbh.
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Franny
Mentis Seorsum
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Posted - 2011.07.15 11:16:00 -
[20]
o.O that fit makes me want to cry f that, it makes my thanatos cry :(
grats on what looks like a well earned(and deserved) kill one of the better written posts here of late(but smaller pics, or links please. was a pita to read discreetly at work) |
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Baron Holbach
Ammo and Tag Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2011.07.15 11:32:00 -
[21]
nice br, i bet this was fun as hell :D
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Efraya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.15 12:43:00 -
[22]
Excellent posting, would read again. Signature removed for not being EVE related. Zymurgist |
Zagam
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Posted - 2011.07.15 13:45:00 -
[23]
Fantastic post, and excellent story. PLEASE write again!
Also, for everyone else posting battle reports - THIS is how you do it!
Great job, OP! ---------.oOo.---------- Chaos, Madness, and Destruction. My work here is done. |
ROXGenghis
Missions Mining and Mayhem Northern Coalition.
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Posted - 2011.07.15 14:27:00 -
[24]
Wow, more intermittent reinforcement for me to continue reading C&P. Nice posts, nice story, nice kill, nice fit. - sig |
Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.15 14:27:00 -
[25]
I bow down before a skill far superior to my own. Awesome kill, and great use of teamwork/caps to screw fail fit to the wall. Congrats on making EVE a better place one dead ******* at a time.
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Sakura Nihil
Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.15 15:23:00 -
[26]
Feel free to drop us a line should you ever tackle the dude again.
We have a special place in our heart for Stokar (we also have TS recordings of him, ohgod).
Come back to 5-F, baby!
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.15 15:31:00 -
[27]
Stokar, the paralegal from Delaware, is always this awesome ~~~
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Katarlia Simov
Minmatar Cowboys From Hell
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:05:00 -
[28]
High quality stuff dude. Would read again.
Arrogant ******s in **** fit carriers get exactly what they deserve it would seem. Well played sir, well played.
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:14:00 -
[29]
What a marvelous piece of work! My greetings to Stokar for delivering.
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Skippermonkey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:54:00 -
[30]
I dont get it, i thought C&P didnt have good threads like this anymore!? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - EVE: TESTING GROUNDS FOR WoD & DUST SINCE 2011 |
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Ham burgers
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Posted - 2011.07.15 16:58:00 -
[31]
The missile rig made me laugh.
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Kaoyama Ameko
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Posted - 2011.07.15 17:24:00 -
[32]
Great read and brilliant story. Started my weekend off with a chuckle.
I enjoy your work |
Synar Light
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:11:00 -
[33]
Had my corp or alliance not believed me in like yours seemed to in the beginning I'd have dropped after the kill and said screw you guys i'm taking my toys and going home.
(Also so much for a 1v1 lol. Least he was honorable enough not to bring a whole alliance into the fight. So he wins for morals. You win for brains... Take a guess who's side I'd have been on for this)
:D
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Zagdul
Gallente Shadowed Command Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:21:00 -
[34]
I wonder if this wardec will be petitionable.
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FW: This isn't over From: Fencemover Sent: 2011.07.15 05:11 To: Zagdul,
-------------------------------- This isn't over From: Stokar Sent: 2011.07.15 05:11 To: drmurda, Fencemover, Furion riddick, Lord RockerE46, queenoftheworld, Spareh, Unbidden 2,
I don't care why you made the choice to fight me but you should've know that A) TREIA LAGUNA made this today:
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists has declared war on The Dog Pound. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.
He was a former member of my corp which is shadowed but active. Her was booted because he stole from my corp and the corp he joined after that.
Tonight he called me out for the fight. He didn't care what type of ship I had, but for you guys to jump into intervening has changed this situation. Now I'll be dealing with you guys as well.
Stokar-
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Dougal Regyri
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:25:00 -
[35]
wow really call story and write up man, made me feel quite excited just reading it lol :) gg
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Reich Enderas
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:33:00 -
[36]
I can't see any logic behind his fits. What does he do, Select all -> Fit to active ship??
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Dougal Regyri
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:38:00 -
[37]
^ yeah this , i just saw the kill mail, now i dont really know how one would fit a carrier but something tells me that this isnt it ...lol
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Christopher AET
Segmentum Solar Intergalactic Exports Group
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Posted - 2011.07.15 18:41:00 -
[38]
As a thanatos pilot myself that makes me cry just looking at the fit. Did he just dip it into a box of mods and see what stuck? You did him a favour relieving him of a ship of which he was unworthy. Good show sir. Jolly good show.
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Lilith Velkor
Minmatar Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:06:00 -
[39]
Edited by: Lilith Velkor on 15/07/2011 19:06:33
Originally by: Treia Laguna
*[ 2011.07.15 03:19:39 ] Stokar > What's wrong with the carrier?
Oh, the irony
Awesome job OP, I think this is the best thread in this forum for at least two years
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lordlulzs
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:34:00 -
[40]
like omfg wow. all that crap just for some crap pvp?!
Fascinating...
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Bodb Derg
New Eden Outcasts Malicious Intent Gentleman's Club
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Posted - 2011.07.15 19:52:00 -
[41]
Haha .. very good :)
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Kain 666
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Posted - 2011.07.15 20:13:00 -
[42]
No words can describe the joy i have right now after reading this about (FAIL) Stokar ... Congrats on the Hit ~Once upon a time there was this little Bagel, Oh who am I kidding There was this Enormous BAGEL in search of Cream Cheese and a Toaster. ~
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nintwo
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:24:00 -
[43]
Wow this is by far the best post I have read in a long time. I to0 have dealt with stokar, and just when I thought his fail had reached it's limits again I am surprised. I think he has officaly lost eve.
Gratz on the great kill and even better taunting.
Fly safe and have fun
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Mallak Azaria
Three 6 MaFiA
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:27:00 -
[44]
A story of epic proportions. Now... WTF is with the missile rig?
================================================== I love and hate 0.0 these days and feel CCP is taking a big **** on my chest every time i see super carriers. ~Tipsy McStagger |
Serenity Frye
Gallente Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:28:00 -
[45]
Someone send the thread. If the user in question could comment on these events, I think the thread would realize its full potential. Make it so.
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Laxyr
Chamsin Freight Logistics
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:51:00 -
[46]
Nice story, well done... but that Thanatos fit. Damn that ship should have fallen apart instantly after undockig. I would like to thank you for putting another ill-fitted ship out of its misery.
Regards, Lax
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:56:00 -
[47]
Stokar tells you how it is. ~~~
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The Crushah
Gallente Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.15 21:58:00 -
[48]
Very nice kill. Stokar has been a great source of entertainment up in Syndicate for a long time. All you had to do was camp his system and listen to him hurf and blurf all day long.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.15 22:03:00 -
[49]
Originally by: The Crushah Very nice kill. Stokar has been a great source of entertainment up in Syndicate for a long time. All you had to do was camp his system and listen to him hurf and blurf all day long.
I am considering taking over Decon. How do you feel about this? ~~~
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Mallak Azaria
Three 6 MaFiA
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Posted - 2011.07.15 22:18:00 -
[50]
Originally by: Lady Spank Stokar tells you how it is.
He even sounds stupid.
================================================== I love and hate 0.0 these days and feel CCP is taking a big **** on my chest every time i see super carriers. ~Tipsy McStagger |
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The Crushah
Gallente Stimulus Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.15 22:30:00 -
[51]
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: The Crushah Very nice kill. Stokar has been a great source of entertainment up in Syndicate for a long time. All you had to do was camp his system and listen to him hurf and blurf all day long.
I am considering taking over Decon. How do you feel about this?
Ill sell it to ya for a very reasonable price
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.15 22:39:00 -
[52]
Originally by: The Crushah
Originally by: Lady Spank
Originally by: The Crushah Very nice kill. Stokar has been a great source of entertainment up in Syndicate for a long time. All you had to do was camp his system and listen to him hurf and blurf all day long.
I am considering taking over Decon. How do you feel about this?
Ill sell it to ya for a very reasonable price
You never paid for your signature. I think I will just take it, or put a POS up in Sharuveil, the best system in the universe. ~~~
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.07.15 23:14:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Lady Spank Stokar tells you how it is.
OMG why would your Internet spaceship follow this guy anywhere?
Wait, because he sounds ... real?
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Htrag
The Carebear Stare Hydroponic Zone
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Posted - 2011.07.15 23:26:00 -
[54]
cool story... and the voice followup is gold.
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.07.15 23:27:00 -
[55]
Ohgod I am feeling bad now. It's not okay to laugh at a ritard.
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Otocinclus
Minmatar Project Nemesis Moar Tears
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Posted - 2011.07.16 00:17:00 -
[56]
Came expecting typical C & P garbage, left pleasantly surprised.
Excellent work sir.
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Msgerbs
Gallente Infinite Horizons The Jagged Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.16 01:30:00 -
[57]
Treia Laguna, bringing good posting back!
Seriously, this is the best post I've read in a long time. Great write up of an awesome night. ------ C&P wannabe
Originally by: CCP Zymurgist doing what C&P is great for... Blowing them up! Heck pod everyone you pirates, Get off the forums and go kill someone!
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Chryseis Wen
Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.07.16 02:40:00 -
[58]
Edited by: Chryseis Wen on 16/07/2011 02:42:18
Originally by: Treia Laguna
[ 2011.07.15 04:38:19 ] Stokar > GO TO BTL PUB. [ 2011.07.15 04:38:32 ] Stokar > NOTE THE NUMBER IN THERE.
LOLOLOLOL Confirming that an Incursion PUG fleet channel will totally be interested in a mass war dec. Really, totally will happen.
ETA: OMG he's going to ICELAND! HOLY CRAP, ICELAND! Stokar: "I'm here to speak to CCP about some guys not giving me something in game. CCP Receptionist: "Sir, I already asked you once to leave. Don't make me call security."
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.16 03:50:00 -
[59]
This story wins more than Charlie Sheen and it just keeps getting better. --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author |
I likegirls
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.07.16 04:12:00 -
[60]
So you are telling me you killed a carrier... congrats <3 |
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Lithalnas
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:15:00 -
[61]
For some reason this is playing out like that charly sheen story, possibly even the tiger woods scandal. Guy makes incredible amounts of money blows it all like he has no idea what the term 'financial planning' means and ends up sleeping in a gutter. If we use that as our example, there will be cheap hookers in the next chapter of this tail.
please generate more failmails for us denizens of C and P. -------------
Mictro-Transactions can bite my shinny metal exhaust port. |
Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:23:00 -
[62]
Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164860
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831
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Firebolt145
The Hatchery
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:23:00 -
[63]
Oh lawd that story is hilarious, and the recording is just gold as well.
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Prince Spiderman
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:37:00 -
[64]
Another method to get famous in EVE. Stokar now just needs a monocle and a drag queen dress from the NeX store to make it perfect.
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Milla Jovobitch
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:48:00 -
[65]
Originally by: Treia Laguna Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1016486 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831
Wow, I'm in awe of their fleet doctrine. Meta0-fitted Bhaalgorns, supported by T1-fitted Drakes, remote-repping target-painting heavy-missile Tengus, and remote-repping cap-exchanging Ravens that can target to 200km and that throw T1 drones at you. This must be overpowered and should be nerfed.
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foksieloy
Minmatar Rockets ponies and rainbows
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Posted - 2011.07.16 06:55:00 -
[66]
This thread just keeps on delivering.
10/10 _______________________ The best thing in EvE is Barrage M. |
Lamar Jackson
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
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Posted - 2011.07.16 07:03:00 -
[67]
Originally by: Milla Jovo*****
Originally by: Treia Laguna Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1016486 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831
Wow, I'm in awe of their fleet doctrine. Meta0-fitted Bhaalgorns, supported by T1-fitted Drakes, remote-repping target-painting heavy-missile Tengus, and remote-repping cap-exchanging Ravens that can target to 200km and that throw T1 drones at you. This must be overpowered and should be nerfed.
Isn't it great?
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Xearal
Minmatar SOL Industries Black Thorne Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.16 08:09:00 -
[68]
Ahh.. it's such a delight to see darwinism at work.. this guy obviously has no clue about how to fit ships. I've never flown a carrier, though theorised a bit about fits, I'm sure my fits are far from 'optimal', but I'm sure they're better than HIS fits.. seriously.. WTF did he do to fit it like that?
As for the bonus.. I guess he has too much money and not much brains.
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Angel Violette
The Filthy Few Pendulum of Doom
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Posted - 2011.07.16 11:00:00 -
[69]
Good read! Gratz on the kills
Please re-size your signature to the maximum allowed of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. Zymurgist |
Tagera
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Posted - 2011.07.16 15:56:00 -
[70]
Originally by: Xearal Ahh.. it's such a delight to see darwinism at work.. this guy obviously has no clue about how to fit ships. I've never flown a carrier, though theorised a bit about fits, I'm sure my fits are far from 'optimal', but I'm sure they're better than HIS fits.. seriously.. WTF did he do to fit it like that?
As for the bonus.. I guess he has too much money and not much brains.
Nah....didn't see the point in putting hundreds or millions or more of isk into modules when the ship was destined to be blown up.
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Lavraen
Animus Furandi
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Posted - 2011.07.16 16:07:00 -
[71]
Thank you Treia!
Very enjoyable story.
I sat here with a cup of coffee and smiled the whole way through!
/grats
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.16 16:52:00 -
[72]
[16:51:49] Stokar > I used to like you. Now, I don't.
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Tagera
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Posted - 2011.07.16 17:07:00 -
[73]
Originally by: Treia Laguna [16:51:49] Stokar > I used to like you. Now, I don't.
rofl.....
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flank steak
Caldari Super Batungwaa Ninja Warriors 0ccupational Hazzard
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Posted - 2011.07.16 17:25:00 -
[74]
Edited by: flank steak on 16/07/2011 17:29:26
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank Stokar tells you how it is.
He even sounds stupid.
oh god that was great
Edit: Purple. Crayon.
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.16 17:29:00 -
[75]
Originally by: flank steak
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank Stokar tells you how it is.
He even sounds stupid.
oh god that was great
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Solstice Project
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Posted - 2011.07.16 17:50:00 -
[76]
Great Thread !
Great Story !
Was a really good read !
Thx a lot, i was really with you while reading this ! :D
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holy pooooo
Gallente Muppet Ninja's Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
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Posted - 2011.07.16 19:02:00 -
[77]
10/10
Great story
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.16 19:05:00 -
[78]
Originally by: Treia Laguna
full pastebin of these posts in case they... dissappear (Mods, don't hurt me!!) http://pastebin.com/WUAWaV3K
Just gonna... leave this here
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Manic Duo
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Posted - 2011.07.16 22:18:00 -
[79]
Originally by: flank steak
Originally by: Mallak Azaria
Originally by: Lady Spank Stokar tells you how it is.
He even sounds stupid.
oh god that was great
I've had the misfortune to have a minor stroke , is that someone who's had a full whack?
I am be entertained yes boi
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Skavenger
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.07.17 02:03:00 -
[80]
I thought I was dumb, but damn...... Now I feel a little better about myself, thank you. 9/10 would read again.
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Panda Name
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.17 03:44:00 -
[81]
good god, i can hardly listen to that recording. given his vocal affect, i'd say that he has some kind of brain disorder, be it straight ******ation, or perhaps the results of a stroke.
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Farsight Incursion
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Posted - 2011.07.17 03:59:00 -
[82]
This story gives me such a hard-on! Well done.
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rolyat1
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Posted - 2011.07.17 23:10:00 -
[83]
Best thread I have read in C&P for a long time.
P.S. That thanatos fit made my eyes bleed!
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Rio de'Sangre
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Posted - 2011.07.17 23:32:00 -
[84]
This story has inspired me. I wanna be just like the guy in this story.
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.17 23:52:00 -
[85]
One piece of advice. You will get much more love if you post your links correctly instead of making people copy and paste them. People are lazy and you want them to know about how awesome you are, especially now that CCP has snipped your OP. Down on the bar there is a lil globe with links. Click it, put your link in, then put the description. Easy. --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author |
Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.18 00:08:00 -
[86]
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10179168
Bonus material V2
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Tagera
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Posted - 2011.07.18 00:15:00 -
[87]
Try fighting without the neutral reps and see how you do.
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.18 05:29:00 -
[88]
The guy challenged me to a 1v1...
The problem? He's blocked me. I have people mail him to ask where he wants to fight, finally telling him where I'm waiting for him. And he screams that this is outside help and I've betrayed the conditions of the duel
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Ramma Lamma DingDong
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Posted - 2011.07.18 16:58:00 -
[89]
Good thread. Good read.
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Lilith Velkor
Minmatar Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.18 18:00:00 -
[90]
Originally by: Treia Laguna Gentlemen, I present: BONUS MATERIAL
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164861 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164860 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164863 http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=10164831
And there I was thinking this thread couldnt possibly get more awesome
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Jude Lloyd
Heretic Army B A N E
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Posted - 2011.07.18 18:26:00 -
[91]
Well done. Nice piloting.
Also, From what I'm getting from all of this, your alliance is fully of lazy asssholes who don't consider a carrier kill worth even a check. Lame...
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Tagera
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Posted - 2011.07.18 18:53:00 -
[92]
Originally by: Treia Laguna The guy challenged me to a 1v1...
The problem? He's blocked me. I have people mail him to ask where he wants to fight, finally telling him where I'm waiting for him. And he screams that this is outside help and I've betrayed the conditions of the duel
wow.....are you and him married or something??
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Ed Sullivan
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Posted - 2011.07.18 20:22:00 -
[93]
Nice story.
Must give you -1 though for repeated use of 'tarp'. It's okay once or twice. Just gets old after a while.
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.07.18 20:37:00 -
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This was like one of the few threads Zymurghsjkdhkasjdist should not have "cleaned". Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
ISK1machine
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Posted - 2011.07.19 01:02:00 -
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Seriously,someone should call out that Stokar guy to respond in this thread. It will easily go more than 25 pages if he comes
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Coffe's Babe
Caldari Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.07.19 01:47:00 -
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Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 19/07/2011 01:47:41 St(r)okar.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
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Posted - 2011.07.19 01:56:00 -
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Originally by: ISK1machine Seriously,someone should call out that Stokar guy to respond in this thread. It will easily go more than 25 pages if he comes
Good luck, although his last few posts are quite funny. 01 02 ~~~
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creone
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.19 05:28:00 -
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Epic thread 10/10
On a side note picking on stroke patients is extremely hilarious.
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dridd0
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Posted - 2011.07.19 06:20:00 -
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Are we talking Tom Cruise,Charlie Sheen,or Mel Gibson crazy? This is an important question that needs to be answered.
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ColdStealth
Minmatar Trixi IFI
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Posted - 2011.07.19 08:12:00 -
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Oh dear god. That audio clip is some funny ****
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Treia Laguna
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Posted - 2011.07.19 08:19:00 -
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Could someone mail him this thread, please? he's still got me blocked (and is claiming he doesn't etc etc)
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Spookyjay
Caldari Animosity.
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Posted - 2011.07.19 09:04:00 -
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tl:dr LOL NAH JUST TROLLIN. best read in a while. +1
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Shaen Vesuvius
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Posted - 2011.07.19 09:41:00 -
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Fab post. Well written.
Are you paying attention CCP? This is what EVE is about: no mention of sitting in a station wondering what clothes to buy but hard on spaceship pew pew climax. No need for monocles there.
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creone
SniggWaffe FREE KARTTOON NOW
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Posted - 2011.07.19 11:00:00 -
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Edited by: creone on 19/07/2011 11:00:46 Sending him the thread after dt....
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Maximus Trollbone
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.19 17:39:00 -
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I nominate this post as C&P Post of the Year, and Stokar as EVE's Idiot of the Year, and winner of the EVE Online Darwin Award for Excessive Stupidity. 11/10 post Treia. Please keep terrorizing this fool. Please no more edits Zymurgist.
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Enden Assulu
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2011.07.19 18:52:00 -
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This isn't half as good with out chat logs... Zymgsdagsagpsagokaskg;,sapdgok;sag
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StyphonUK
Caldari Fearless Bandits Fearless Bears
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Posted - 2011.07.19 23:19:00 -
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Edited by: StyphonUK on 19/07/2011 23:19:25 LMAO, just got linked this thread by a corpie. No idea why he said BTL Pub would back him up, we won't. Carry on the good work Treia :D.
Originally by: Maximus Trollbone I nominate this post as C&P Post of the Year, and Stokar as EVE's Idiot of the Year, and winner of the EVE Online Darwin Award for Excessive Stupidity. 11/10 post Treia. Please keep terrorizing this fool. Please no more edits Zymurgist.
Seconded.
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Loraine Gess
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Posted - 2011.07.20 00:55:00 -
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Originally by: Enden Assulu This isn't half as good with out chat logs... Zymgsdagsagpsagokaskg;,sapdgok;sag
There's a copy on page 1 and 3 if I'm reading properly. --------------------
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Zaery Zenn
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Posted - 2011.07.21 20:28:00 -
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Originally by: dridd0 Are we talking Tom Cruise,Charlie Sheen,or Mel Gibson crazy? This is an important question that needs to be answered.
Yes.
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Rel Tanaar
256 FREELANCERS FREELANCER ALLIANCE
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Posted - 2011.07.22 08:37:00 -
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Came expecting standard 'I killed a cap WORSHIP ME' chestbeating thread but found actual entertainment instead. Good thread.
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Viginti
The Bastards The Bastards.
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Posted - 2011.07.22 13:08:00 -
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This guy is gold. Our corp have exploded some of the most goofy fittings I've ever seen in 5 years of playing thanks to this guy.
Convos with this guy are so bat s**t insane it all borders on funny to sad to sheer amazement
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Tarryn Nightstorm
Minmatar Hellstar Towing and Recovery
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Posted - 2011.07.22 19:06:00 -
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I remember when quality like this was the rule, not the exception on C&P.
+1, because this thread, it delivers
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Lord Ryan
ASPIRE Commandos
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Posted - 2011.07.22 19:32:00 -
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thank you!
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Syekuda
Hell's Revenge
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Posted - 2011.07.22 19:43:00 -
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very good reading. so that's how you use a murm correctly lmao --------------------------------------------------
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Sewer Urchin
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Posted - 2011.07.22 21:37:00 -
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lol, look at the rest of stokar's killboard
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
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Posted - 2011.07.23 01:12:00 -
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Wonderful story. I get a fuzzy feeling every time egos are popped in flaming glory.
I have guy SOME credit though... it take balls to warp one's carrier to a belt without back-up. _______________________
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Alexei Greshenko
Creative Cookie Procuring Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.23 10:02:00 -
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Originally by: ShahFluffers
I have guy SOME credit though... it take balls to warp one's carrier to a belt without back-up.
The line between being brave and being a reckless fool can often be a blurry one.
I've had the pleasure of dealing with Stokar for quite some time, and I think I can safely say he falls into the latter category :). One-month-old noobs have a better understanding of the ways of Eve than Stokar (who has allegedly played the game for 7 years )
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xPredat0rz
Violent Alternatives Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2011.07.23 16:16:00 -
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Edited by: xPredat0rz on 23/07/2011 16:17:28 The Fact that when he lived in syndicate he was our pet plaything for hours of laughter has to tell you something.
Apparently he moved back in so hopefully he gets stupid with his carrier again so we can kill it with frigates or something else equally ******ed.
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Kumq uat
Gallente Guiding Hand Social Club Dystopia Alliance
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Posted - 2011.07.23 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: xPredat0rz Edited by: xPredat0rz on 23/07/2011 16:17:28 The Fact that when he lived in syndicate he was our pet plaything for hours of laughter has to tell you something.
Apparently he moved back in so hopefully he gets stupid with his carrier again so we can kill it with frigates or something else equally ******ed.
Can I be your play thing? --------------------------------------- www.eve-pirate.com original author |
Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2011.07.24 19:24:00 -
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Edited by: Misanth on 24/07/2011 19:24:09
Originally by: Kumq uat
Originally by: xPredat0rz Edited by: xPredat0rz on 23/07/2011 16:17:28 The Fact that when he lived in syndicate he was our pet plaything for hours of laughter has to tell you something.
Apparently he moved back in so hopefully he gets stupid with his carrier again so we can kill it with frigates or something else equally ******ed.
Can I be your play thing?
/me r jelly
..back on topic. Saw this guy in Domain lowsec some week or two ago. Knew I had seen his name somewhere but couldn't remember from where, so just shrugged it off and left. Too bad I didn't remember him, would've stalked him for a bit.. -
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Logical Chaos
The Ankou Raiden.
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Posted - 2011.07.24 22:48:00 -
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Oh god, the sound recording. Thank god I came back to look at this!
Originally by: Claymore Rhade
What i would definatly pay for is 3500 aur for 50% increase in training speed. THAT would be worth it and definatly not game breaking
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Akkukkak
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Posted - 2011.07.25 03:53:00 -
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All new players should read this. EVE Online the way I like. Nice story
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Dracoliche
Damage Unlimited Inc
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Posted - 2011.07.25 06:46:00 -
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<FORUM WARRIOR TYME> ------------------------------------------------ Inventor of the DracolicheÖ Troll Warning System |
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