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AkJon Ferguson JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:45:00 - [1] CCP Darius Johnson/Sreegs is in charge of security at CCP (including combating bots/RMT,) CCP stofferninjapirate/Soundwave is lead game designer (for EVE) and Alex Gianturdo (I'd link his photo but apparently it's verboten) is CSM chair, does little more than getting drunk, throwing up, telling people to kill themselves irl, playing WoT, and doesn't even play EVE. They are all goon directors/CEOs (soundwave and gianturdo are admitted goon spais,) and their alliance has openly called for the destruction of EVE. Their alliance is known for scamming, griefing, and general asshattery. Their common link, somethingawful forums, predates EVE and will outlast EVE. On it, goons openly talk about how to RMT. No doubt the talk is much more detailed on their internal forums. "You should sell your characters to goons and sell your isk to elusif before you go. " "is elusif still selling computer parts for eve gold?" Am I the only person troubled by this? Is Hilmar insane? Are there other goons working for CCP that I've missed? It wasn't right when BoB/T20 pulled this stunt and it's not right when goons do it, either. (And yes, I know I'm feeding their egos by even posting this. And yes, I know that makes them happy. And no, I'm not mad. And no the bad goon didn't touch me, so you can keep the doll. It would bother me just as much no matter which alliance was doing it.) Want to buy a monocle?
Barakkus	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:48:00 - [2] Are you **ing **ed? Do you not get the distinction between real life and a video game? Who gives a ** what the devs do in their personal time? What they do on their own time is their own business, none of ours, period. - [SERVICE] Corp Standings For POS anchoring
Cyaxares II	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:49:00 - [3] Edited by: Cyaxares II on 20/07/2011 21:56:54 you should talk to a certain "Mr. Daley" - I think he can provide you (for appropriate compensation) with authentic logs of elusif advertising the sale of "eve gold" on goonswarm and test jabber (elusif got banned from test jabber after a while). You could also investigate the role of TEST's CSM representative in the discussions that lead to the silencing of elusif in TEST. (I don't keep jabber logs so I sadly have to skip on this great opportunity )
Last Star Fighter	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:55:00 - [4] Anyone have that link were Goons openly admit that the ultimate agenda is to get players to quit the game and eventually cause its downfall? It was some interview a few years ago. *SPACESHIPS > ROBOTS*
Vabaticus Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:56:00 - [5] Originally by: Barakkus Are you **ing **ed? Do you not get the distinction between real life and a video game? Who gives a ** what the devs do in their personal time? What they do on their own time is their own business, none of ours, period. The only problem with that is if their goons their not creditable or objective and our Devs should be creditable and objective
Hunter Verdeen	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:58:00 - [6] Actually while I personally could care less there is a great potential for a conflict of intrests when someone who works for the company also plays the game and presents themselves as just another player. I would hazzard a guess that it is in writing all CCP employees must make it known if they have a character in game so it can be red listed as it were and watched. Now I have nothing to back this up however it would be so easy for a dev to break the rules and cover his tracks from the inside not only for his character but corp and allies that I imagine CCP and any other game company keeps a watch on it. Unless of course they encourage it as one game I know allows the devs to have a "player" character that has the best of everything and an unlimited supply of in game resources to play and have fun with however that character is not counted in the rankings.
Winters Chill Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2011.07.20 21:58:00 - [7] Somethingawfuldotcom has all the exclusivity of nine dollars ninety five (lol). Don't worry about it, seriously.
Galphram NefreX	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:00:00 - [8] I find it funny this game is run by goons, the question is how long can goons hold power vs the Russian overlords. I seriously doubt the goons could throw up a fight vs them.
Cyzin Jita	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:05:00 - [9] Edited by: Cyzin Jita on 20/07/2011 22:08:20 Edited by: Cyzin Jita on 20/07/2011 22:07:22 Excuse me but I didn't even bat an eyelid during those shocking revelations. It is true that more than one of the sub-communities that subscribe to EVE online partake in some very dubious actions. It is true that these people find "fun" in destroying the fun of others. It is true that this is what attracts them to playing EVE in the first place. It is true that these are the people that go out of their way to discover and take advantage of game bugs and exploits. It is also true that these people are incredibly stupid (so "smart" they're dumb) and are mega-nerds of the absolute highest order. It may be true that these people are also on the CSM/CCP. I will not speculate too much on the subject directly as involving myself with said individuals has never been, and never will be on my to-do list. I understand it is troubling for a lot of people to find out about things like this, but believe me when I say such things as in this topic and far worse occur more often than you would care to imagine. AkJon Ferguson, I do not know who you are as you do not know me, but I would not worry about inflating the ego's of those you speak. Their egos are irrelevant. What is relevant is the actions and words spoken by the delegates voted in to represent the player base of this video game community and the staff hired to fill a role in the company. At this stage, people may think that their representatives are so far and away from their own personal agenda and what they think is important, that the words "no confidence" may come easily to their lips. I don't know what can be done about this, if anything. Suffice it to say that "it is what it is" right now, and the every man that plays EVE for entertainment would do well not to get themselves mixed up in these types of subjects. The rabbit hole is deep. Thanks for reading.
Sverige Pahis Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:08:00 - [10] WTS EVE GOLD :sun:
Dr Karsun Gallente Coffee Lovers Brewing Club	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:11:00 - [11] Nobody is crazy enough to work 10 years to ruin his company, since if it gets proven, he will go to jail for it. I don't care if goons are half of the CCP staff and the 2nd half are Test. As long as the game works and is enjoyable, I will stay. Besides, in computer games I love to kill, torture (the punisher rocked in this field), drug people, use drugs my self, blow brains out, etc. In real life I would never, ever do any of those things. Because I can differ a game from reality. If you find it a problem to differ those two, please quit, for your own good, before it's too late for you. We do loads of stuff in games, it doesn't mean we'll do them in reality.
Six Six Six	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:14:00 - [12] Yo dawg, we gave you walking in stations, I thought you kids would love it.
Enaris Kerle GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:16:00 - [13] Originally by: Hunter Verdeen Actually while I personally could care less there is a great potential for a conflict of intrests when someone who works for the company also plays the game and presents themselves as just another player. I would hazzard a guess that it is in writing all CCP employees must make it known if they have a character in game so it can be red listed as it were and watched. Now I have nothing to back this up however it would be so easy for a dev to break the rules and cover his tracks from the inside not only for his character but corp and allies that I imagine CCP and any other game company keeps a watch on it. Unless of course they encourage it as one game I know allows the devs to have a "player" character that has the best of everything and an unlimited supply of in game resources to play and have fun with however that character is not counted in the rankings. Read up on the t20 incident before you speculate further.
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:18:00 - [14] :sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun: You forgot that CCP threatened to sue Alex during the bob-era threadnaught and that Screegs is the one who said we were here to ruin your game :sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun:
Wirbin GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:25:00 - [15] let's all post ponderous walls of poorly formatted text about space game politics
Wirbin GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:27:00 - [16] :sun:
GusHobbleton Minmatar Amok. Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:32:00 - [17] CCP Sreegs isn't working for goonswarm. He was one of the worst CEO's goonswarm has ever had. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Slade Trillgon Endless Possibilities Inc.	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:32:00 - [18] Originally by: Dr Karsun Nobody is crazy enough to work 10 years to ruin his company, since if it gets proven, he will go to jail for it. I don't care if goons are half of the CCP staff and the 2nd half are Test. As long as the game works and is enjoyable, I will stay. Besides, in computer games I love to kill, torture (the punisher rocked in this field), drug people, use drugs my self, blow brains out, etc. In real life I would never, ever do any of those things. Because I can differ a game from reality. If you find it a problem to differ those two, please quit, for your own good, before it's too late for you. We do loads of stuff in games, it doesn't mean we'll do them in reality. :cough: Bernie :cough: Madoff :cough: Originally by: Cyzin Jita Excuse me but I didn't even bat an eyelid during those shocking revelations. It is true that more than one of the sub-communities that subscribe to EVE online partake in some very dubious actions. It is true that these people find "fun" in destroying the fun of others. It is true that this is what attracts them to playing EVE in the first place. It is true that these are the people that go out of their way to discover and take advantage of game bugs and exploits. It is also true that these people are incredibly stupid (so "smart" they're dumb) and are mega-nerds of the absolute highest order. It may be true that these people are also on the CSM/CCP. I will not speculate too much on the subject directly as involving myself with said individuals has never been, and never will be on my to-do list. I understand it is troubling for a lot of people to find out about things like this, but believe me when I say such things as in this topic and far worse occur more often than you would care to imagine. AkJon Ferguson, I do not know who you are as you do not know me, but I would not worry about inflating the ego's of those you speak. Their egos are irrelevant. What is relevant is the actions and words spoken by the delegates voted in to represent the player base of this video game community and the staff hired to fill a role in the company. At this stage, people may think that their representatives are so far and away from their own personal agenda and what they think is important, that the words "no confidence" may come easily to their lips. I don't know what can be done about this, if anything. Suffice it to say that "it is what it is" right now, and the every man that plays EVE for entertainment would do well not to get themselves mixed up in these types of subjects. The rabbit hole is deep. Thanks for reading. Slade :Signature Temporarily Disabled:
Kerensky White Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:32:00 - [19] But you can show me on the doll where you want me to touch you.
Weaselior GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:33:00 - [20] as CFO, I can assure you if we were an RMT empire exactly none of it would be based on mining, we don't even tax our refineries because nobody in goonswarm mines because god almighty you need to hate yourself to mine and it's far inferior to ratting/running missions
Digital Messiah Gallente Oregami Ultd	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:37:00 - [21] Originally by: Hunter Verdeen Actually while I personally could care less there is a great potential for a conflict of intrests when someone who works for the company also plays the game and presents themselves as just another player. I would hazzard a guess that it is in writing all CCP employees must make it known if they have a character in game so it can be red listed as it were and watched. Now I have nothing to back this up however it would be so easy for a dev to break the rules and cover his tracks from the inside not only for his character but corp and allies that I imagine CCP and any other game company keeps a watch on it. Unless of course they encourage it as one game I know allows the devs to have a "player" character that has the best of everything and an unlimited supply of in game resources to play and have fun with however that character is not counted in the rankings. We can definitely see the repercussions of these actions by how well goons are doing atm @_@ Quote: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
the SNEEP Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:42:00 - [22] The quote from CCP Sreegs back when he was Goonswarm CEO is "We're not here to destroy THE game, we're here to destroy YOUR game" Sreegs and Soundwave have abandoned Goonswarm since they got their jobs because they're not allowed to stay known in any corporation. Even if they are still in the alliance they aren't dumb enough to spawn t2 BPO's!
Ruze Ahkor'Murkon Amarr No Applicable Corporation	Posted - 2011.07.20 22:55:00 - [23] Some points: - I appreciate any game where the developers care just as much about the game (not just the programming, but their actual playtime) as I do. - EvE is about freedom. People use freedom in different ways, some to make great things, some to destroy great things. But, that's why it's called freedom. You can do what you want. EvE is the only game that goes out of it's way to allow that. - Goons have thousands of players. The chance that one or more CCP developers or alts are in that corporation are fairly high. And if you care so much about the game, it's no doubt that you'd help your corporation and alliance succeed. Doesn't mean you'd cheat, but that doesn't stop you from working hard towards that goal nonetheless. Posts by Ruze Ahkor'Murkon and Ruze
the SNEEP Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:04:00 - [24] You aren't getting it. They were in Goonswarm then got jobs at CCP and have since not been anywhere in the alliance. They aren't allowed to.
Ehdward Caldari Nex Exercitus Raiden.	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:21:00 - [25] I see Goonhate/drama as a form of ascended meta roleplaying.
Lu'Marat	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:36:00 - [26] Edited by: Lu''Marat on 20/07/2011 23:36:30 +s there any evidence that CCP employees are actively involved in Goonswarm's dirty business or even that they tolerate it? I mean, saying "there's devs in Goonswarm" is just like saying "there's devs who are German" or "there's devs who own cats". As in... some of them are bound to be, that's huge groups of people you are talking about and just because you're "one of them" doesn't mean you're part of all they do. Plus, I very much appreciate that our devs play the game, I think the game's better for it because it let's them stay in touch with things.
Ricardo Gonzalo Montalban	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:44:00 - [27] CCP Soundwave was a goon? No wonder.
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:44:00 - [28] This thread...this fuggin thread
Zastrow GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.20 23:46:00 - [29] your dumn Please resize image to a maximum of 400 x 120, not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like further details please mail [email protected] ~Saint
Kuni Chiwa	Posted - 2011.07.21 00:07:00 - [30] Know wtf you are talking about before you post again. Seriously pod yourself repeatedly without updating. You will be happier
Gurgeh Murat Minmatar	Posted - 2011.07.21 00:24:00 - [31] Originally by: Ricardo Gonzalo Montalban CCP Soundwave was a goon? No wonder. Suddenly so many things make sense
Xenuria Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2011.07.21 00:32:00 - [32] Originally by: GusHobbleton CCP Sreegs isn't working for goonswarm. He was one of the worst CEO's goonswarm has ever had. Take that back. "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
Headerman Minmatar Quovis Shadow of xXDEATHXx	Posted - 2011.07.21 02:25:00 - [33] Goons: The embodiment and real personification of group thinking.
Anela Cistine Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 03:29:00 - [34] Sreegs and Soundwave were once members of goonswarm, they are not now. When you join CCP your known characters go into stasis. AFAIK they are both still members of the Something Awful forums, so they are still something awful goons. For a little perspective there are 154,976 members of the something awful forums, but 14,442 are banned. That's right, there are 130,000 goons in the world. Only a couple thousand of those play Eve. Pray we do not summon the rest.
Fore Khaos	Posted - 2011.07.21 03:34:00 - [35] Ufurrybro?
Speaker4 theDead Caldari	Posted - 2011.07.21 03:42:00 - [36] Originally by: the SNEEP You aren't getting it. They were in Goonswarm then got jobs at CCP and have since not been anywhere in the alliance. They aren't allowed to. Once a Goon always a Goon? Current Subscription 6 Months Account Expires 09 August 2011 (in 24 days)
the SNEEP Amarr GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 05:21:00 - [37] Originally by: Speaker4 theDead Originally by: the SNEEP You aren't getting it. They were in Goonswarm then got jobs at CCP and have since not been anywhere in the alliance. They aren't allowed to. Once a Goon always a Goon? Yes. A goon and a member of Goonswarm are seperate things. Sreegs and Soundwaves are no longer part of Goonswarm.
Prince Kobol	Posted - 2011.07.21 06:33:00 - [38] I mean seriously why are you even responding to this thread. This has to be one of the worst posts I have seen a long long long time. I couldn't give a **** if all of the CSM and CCP were vegans (hate them with a passion) At least the guys who are working on the game have actually played it. Yeah so what they all belong to the goons, who gives a crap. OP is making it sound like the goons are some kind of elite group of evil players hell bent on destroying everything when in fact their mostly made of boys/men who have are angry at the world because they have no real life friends, have never touched a woman and have been intimate with animals (that is after they have drugged them because even an animal doesn't want to be touched by them) The OP is a colossus arse who spends his time filling the forums with pointless threads crying about about anything and everything. See that door.. that leads to a magical place called Real Life, I suggest you try it, you might like it :)
Deviana Sevidon Gallente Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.21 06:52:00 - [39] I tell you, goon spies are everywhere. Even one of the guys working in the management level of my company was a EVE Online goon. Quote: Disclaimer: All mentioned above contains my opinion and is therefore an absolute truth (for me anyway, my universe, muhahaha.....ok, done
Quixim Cynergy	Posted - 2011.07.21 06:53:00 - [40] Originally by: AkJon Ferguson CCP Darius Johnson/Sreegs is in charge of security at CCP (including combating bots/RMT,) CCP stofferninjapirate/Soundwave is lead game designer (for EVE) and Alex Gianturdo (I'd link his photo but apparently it's verboten) is CSM chair, does little more than getting drunk, throwing up, telling people to kill themselves irl, playing WoT, and doesn't even play EVE. They are all goon directors/CEOs (soundwave and gianturdo are admitted goon spais,) and their alliance has openly called for the destruction of EVE. Their alliance is known for scamming, griefing, and general asshattery. Their common link, somethingawful forums, predates EVE and will outlast EVE. On it, goons openly talk about how to RMT. No doubt the talk is much more detailed on their internal forums. "You should sell your characters to goons and sell your isk to elusif before you go. " "is elusif still selling computer parts for eve gold?" Am I the only person troubled by this? Is Hilmar insane? Are there other goons working for CCP that I've missed? It wasn't right when BoB/T20 pulled this stunt and it's not right when goons do it, either. (And yes, I know I'm feeding their egos by even posting this. And yes, I know that makes them happy. And no, I'm not mad. And no the bad goon didn't touch me, so you can keep the doll. It would bother me just as much no matter which alliance was doing it.) PO ALT SPOTTED!!!!!
Habaticus Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.21 06:56:00 - [41] Originally by: Prince Kobol I mean seriously why are you even responding to this thread. This has to be one of the worst posts I have seen a long long long time. I couldn't give a **** if all of the CSM and CCP were vegans (hate them with a passion) At least the guys who are working on the game have actually played it. Yeah so what they all belong to the goons, who gives a crap. OP is making it sound like the goons are some kind of elite group of evil players hell bent on destroying everything when in fact their mostly made of boys/men who have are angry at the world because they have no real life friends, have never touched a woman and have been intimate with animals (that is after they have drugged them because even an animal doesn't want to be touched by them) The OP is a colossus arse who spends his time filling the forums with pointless threads crying about about anything and everything. See that door.. that leads to a magical place called Real Life, I suggest you try it, you might like it :) People replying to this thread do so because they like to bash goons - they are so bashable you know. That brings up another point; I see you pop up everytime something is said negative about the Goons. I'm kinda thinking your a Goon alt working in the Goon publicty dept to try and offset the criticism of the Goons and the 0.0 space CSM. Yep pretty sure
Prince Kobol	Posted - 2011.07.21 07:02:00 - [42] Originally by: Habaticus Originally by: Prince Kobol I mean seriously why are you even responding to this thread. This has to be one of the worst posts I have seen a long long long time. I couldn't give a **** if all of the CSM and CCP were vegans (hate them with a passion) At least the guys who are working on the game have actually played it. Yeah so what they all belong to the goons, who gives a crap. OP is making it sound like the goons are some kind of elite group of evil players hell bent on destroying everything when in fact their mostly made of boys/men who have are angry at the world because they have no real life friends, have never touched a woman and have been intimate with animals (that is after they have drugged them because even an animal doesn't want to be touched by them) The OP is a colossus arse who spends his time filling the forums with pointless threads crying about about anything and everything. See that door.. that leads to a magical place called Real Life, I suggest you try it, you might like it :) People replying to this thread do so because they like to bash goons - they are so bashable you know. That brings up another point; I see you pop up everytime something is said negative about the Goons. I'm kinda thinking your a Goon alt working in the Goon publicty dept to try and offset the criticism of the Goons and the 0.0 space CSM. Yep pretty sure lol.. trust me I'm not a goon.. never met a goon, well there was that one time in that ally way but that is a different story. I just don't see what is so special about any Alliance/Corp that requires people to post time and time again about them. If you anything the more you post about them, the more well know they become and all of a sudden they become this mythical group where as in truth, there just mostly dweebs :)
Holy One Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.21 07:32:00 - [43] Maybe you could apply the sentiment to Goons as - individually at least - highly successful people. Perhaps, just perhaps, the Goon psyche is a 'winning' psyche. Just sayin'. Although I'm with Darius re: psuedo intellectual windbags. Except (obviously) I am a psuedo intellectual windbag. BBQ makes me hungry for more...
Cyaxares II	Posted - 2011.07.21 07:51:00 - [44] Originally by: Holy One Perhaps, just perhaps, the Goon psyche is a 'winning' psyche. :dbrb:
Tejal Charu	Posted - 2011.07.21 08:20:00 - [45] Originally by: "Noob" داريوسجونسون MONTH / Skiathos Sreegs 가가 May هوالمسؤولعنالأمنقانونأصولالمحاكماتالجزائية (TMP بمافي / ذلكالكفاحضدالمتطفلين) 닌자 sangkap و tulisang - Skiathos 가가 May 라 رائدةمجالتصميمللحزبالشيوعىالصينى / الصوتهولعبة (حواء) واليكس Gianturdo (لقدصورتهالهاتف, ولكنعلىمايبدومحظورةه) وكانرئيسا AMT. Agricultural Skills, and Enjoys killing, we know that treatment. Odyameadg! Despair, when the economy is healthy asshatteri / (transport, energy gyanturdo evil and ignorance). New Year's Eve and the Royal bank of Scotland, most near venus, as a rule, and certainly would be a Farce. "We hope that his character is a fool who choose to buy and sell them to go." "Sale of selected parts of the computer is an investment in gold? " The problem is that the other team mad, hilmar, use the cheat? In / I. 20 boat. (Ράμα 克朗克朗 and Oaatalagaawaading 自我小 skin Hiardia プラス, 镍 Aktzwitz - Date. "To complete the link). I took the liberty of translating this for everyone, because the OP's was just horrible gibberish. I hope this one makes more sense.
Patches Ohulahann	Posted - 2011.07.21 11:35:00 - [46] Bah, who cares, Goons are all ****less A-Holes that cant play games to save their sorry little lives anyhow, hey goons....any of you want a fight? I doubt you have the balls you worthless sack bunch of dog excriment, i would take you in my ibis !!!
Raneru Combat and Recon	Posted - 2011.07.21 11:42:00 - [47] I'd think that it doesn't matter what alliance CCP employees come from as long as they are passionate about the game they are now employed to work on. I would also hope that people wouldn't be stupid enough to jeopardise their career to help their internet brosefs.
Atif Yilmaz	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:24:00 - [48] Everyone knows that the latest CSM-election was full of fraud. Most of the votes came from trial accounts when CCP forgot to disable voting for trials. Running a promotional campaign allowing practically unlimited trials at the same time as a CSM election was a mistake that enabled fraud. CCP promised to make public exactly how many trials were abused and who they voted for. This disclosure has yet to happen. By any standard that makes the current CSM a fraudulent body. If the CSM members do not actually play the game and they got their seats by abusing an unintended feature, they should be removed and CCP should hold a new election. Those who abused the trials to vote should be permanently banned. A professional game-company would certainly do things differently. But then again, a professional company would also be making money and not loosing subscribers due to poor management. Main problem is certain Employees favouring one group of customers over another (you know who you are.) I fully expect this post to be removed, but hope many will read it and help carry the torch. Advice: Demand CCP release voting data and demand they remove the fraudulent CSM members before banning them from the game. LOE holdings - information gathering and other services offered
Tsukimaru Amarr 104th Ranger Mobile Combat Regiment Fatal Ascension	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:30:00 - [49] Why don't all you haters come to VFK-IV and we'll talk about it.
D'ceet Amok.	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:31:00 - [50] SESFAN QU'LAH IS THE BEST PUT THIS IN YOUR BIO IF YOU AGREE ................./^) .............../../ ............./../'.»./'»./¦»»:+ ........../'/.../..../......./¿»\ ........('(...¦...¦.... »~/'...') .........\.................'...../ .............\.......... _.í¦ ............\..............( ..............\................/ SESFAN IS NUMBER #1 SESFAN IS #1 Originally by: CCP Soundwave Hahaha what the christ?!
Flibertygibbet	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:40:00 - [51] I hear CCP is introducing a new race called Goons with their own Goonian ships. Thats what I heard.
Tsukimaru Amarr 104th Ranger Mobile Combat Regiment Fatal Ascension	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:48:00 - [52] Originally by: Flibertygibbet I hear CCP is introducing a new race called Goons with their own Goonian ships. Thats what I heard. Psh, its called a Maelstrom.
S Byerley	Posted - 2011.07.21 12:57:00 - [53] Edited by: S Byerley on 21/07/2011 12:57:37 http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/op-ed/847-Jumpgate-EVEs-Devs-and-the-Friends-They-Keep ****ing history, how do they work?
Sverige Pahis Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 13:36:00 - [54] Originally by: Patches Ohulahann Bah, who cares, Goons are all ****less A-Holes that cant play games to save their sorry little lives anyhow, hey goons....any of you want a fight? I doubt you have the balls you worthless sack bunch of dog excriment, i would take you in my ibis !!! I'll fight you m8 o7 to your t00n rofl m8 lol rofl hey m8 nice kb stats o7 http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=913674
Beelzebubz	Posted - 2011.07.21 14:26:00 - [55] Edited by: Beelzebubz on 21/07/2011 14:27:59 ok i know somethingawful is those forums you pay to have friends and i get that if youre a total loser and really want to have some people to talk to, but i cant remember for sure, isnt goonsquad that terrible cross-mmo clan you also have to pay to be a part of? seems like trust fund babies who have done so much coke they drove away people irl who just wanted their money in the first place. if theres anyone who should kill themselves its those complete ****s who pay for some fat ** to sit at his computer all day every day collecting their money in exchange for what people who arent socially leprous can get for free also, i put too much hot sauce in my eggs, it burns
Cipher Jones Minmatar	Posted - 2011.07.21 14:34:00 - [56] Originally by: Barakkus Are you **ing **ed? Do you not get the distinction between real life and a video game? Who gives a ** what the devs do in their personal time? What they do on their own time is their own business, none of ours, period. CCP does not get that distinction, which is both the problem at hand and the point of the OP. You saying that the OP does not get the distinction is hilarious. . Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.

CCP Soundwave C C P Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.21 15:59:00 - [57] CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else.

BBJ Shepard Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 18:03:00 - [58] Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. oh hey S-to-the-W i'll take my 3b isk on the usual alt thanks! )0) \0/ (0(
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 20:38:00 - [59] Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. Try not to stain his dress then, kay?
Florestan Bronstein draketrain	Posted - 2011.07.21 20:42:00 - [60] Edited by: Florestan Bronstein on 21/07/2011 20:43:42 Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. let me copy that statement to the botting thread "lead game designer of EVE states security and anti-botting/RMT is delegated to an intern" yet another communications failure by ccp
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.21 20:43:00 - [61] Page 3 *****es pewpew snypa
Yoa Loother	Posted - 2011.07.21 20:51:00 - [62] I too can post in a Goonswarm is real thread. Srsly guise, taking this Goon conspiracy theories a bit too far, mmk. _ .. darn
Uearel Atram	Posted - 2011.07.21 21:53:00 - [63] wake up sheeple
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.21 22:26:00 - [64] See this is what happens when there is no Bob, CAOD dies and GD becomes the new CAOD. Ok so on topic, considering who has past or present worked for EVE and which corp / alliance they are friendly with, I cant see how this is all that :shocking: Other than crappy open newsletters and crappy e-mails, Darius wouldnt have any power at all, if he did dont you think he would have used it to save NC :P Unless killing Goons was always the plan As for the Mittani comment, when you dress as a Samurai, using up all your free time talking about Jade Constantine, Molle and PLs spy network no one is going to take you serious . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Nimrod Nemesis Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2011.07.21 22:46:00 - [65] Originally by: Kalle Demos Unless killing Goons was always the plan ~~**** GOONS! DARIUS JOHNSON GETS HIS~! --------
Digital Messiah Gallente Oregami Ultd	Posted - 2011.07.21 22:51:00 - [66] Now, we must all fear evil alliances. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good corporations. Quote: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 01:23:00 - [67] Originally by: Digital Messiah Now, we must all fear evil alliances. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good corporations. The only thing we have to fear is bad posting. See Kalle Demos for more info.
Tarryn Nightstorm Minmatar Hellstar Towing and Recovery	Posted - 2011.07.22 05:53:00 - [68] POOP FOR THE POOP-GOD!!!
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 12:53:00 - [69] Originally by: the SNEEP The quote from CCP Sreegs back when he was Goonswarm CEO is "We're not here to destroy THE game, we're here to destroy YOUR game" Correct. Here to destroy game play which does not meet with goon approval. Here to change the game to suit their game style. Take a look at the goon game style now and historically. What was it Mitts recently said? ôHigh sec pubbies we donÆt care aboutö. Just as one example amongst many of the goon view. Originally by: the SNEEP Sreegs and Soundwave have abandoned Goonswarm since they got their jobs because they're not allowed to stay known in any corporation. Even if they are still in the alliance they aren't dumb enough to spawn t2 BPO's! Unlikely. TheyÆre not allowed to have it generally known which corporation theyÆre in or which characters they currently play and they were required to retire the characters they were known for. IÆve seen nothing to indicate there is any prohibition against them creating or purchasing other characters for use in sayààà..oh how about Goons? Originally by: the SNEEP You aren't getting it. They were in Goonswarm then got jobs at CCP and have since not been anywhere in the alliance. They aren't allowed to. Incorrect.To the best of your knowledge they may not be in your alliance. There is nothing to indicate they arenÆt allowed to be in your alliance under a different name than that which they were known for. -Windjammer
Sverige Pahis Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 13:07:00 - [70] Originally by: Windjammer Originally by: the SNEEP The quote from CCP Sreegs back when he was Goonswarm CEO is "We're not here to destroy THE game, we're here to destroy YOUR game" Correct. Here to destroy game play which does not meet with goon approval. Here to change the game to suit their game style. Take a look at the goon game style now and historically. What was it Mitts recently said? ôHigh sec pubbies we donÆt care aboutö. Just as one example amongst many of the goon view. Originally by: the SNEEP Sreegs and Soundwave have abandoned Goonswarm since they got their jobs because they're not allowed to stay known in any corporation. Even if they are still in the alliance they aren't dumb enough to spawn t2 BPO's! Unlikely. TheyÆre not allowed to have it generally known which corporation theyÆre in or which characters they currently play and they were required to retire the characters they were known for. IÆve seen nothing to indicate there is any prohibition against them creating or purchasing other characters for use in sayààà..oh how about Goons? Originally by: the SNEEP You aren't getting it. They were in Goonswarm then got jobs at CCP and have since not been anywhere in the alliance. They aren't allowed to. Incorrect.To the best of your knowledge they may not be in your alliance. There is nothing to indicate they arenÆt allowed to be in your alliance under a different name than that which they were known for. -Windjammer Who cares look at you crying about a computer game
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 13:08:00 - [71] Originally by: Anela Cistine Sreegs and Soundwave were once members of goonswarm, they are not now. Something you cannot or should not be able to know. Originally by: Anela Cistine AFAIK they are both still members of the Something Awful forums, so they are still something awful goons. For a little perspective there are 154,976 members of the something awful forums, but 14,442 are banned. That's right, there are 130,000 goons in the world. Only a couple thousand of those play Eve. To the best of my knowledge goons only comprise a small portion of the Something Awful forums. Arguably the worst part. I believe they were even temporarily expelled from those forums at one point for bad behavior. This gives some indication of the quality of their character. Not that youÆre a bad person. YouÆre obviously an exception to the rule. Originally by: Anela Cistine Pray we do not summon the rest. I canÆt count the number of times IÆve heard this from a goon regarding almost anything in the game. Your lot has been ôsummoningö since 2006 or so. To date there has been no response on the scale you suggest possible. Mind youààààCCP would love the income. -Windjammer
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 13:11:00 - [72] Originally by: Sverige Pahis Who cares look at you crying about a computer game I could say the same of you with precisely as much accuracy. What on earth makes you think IÆm crying about anything much less a game?
Illwill Bill Svea Crusaders	Posted - 2011.07.22 13:50:00 - [73] Molle, come back! All is forgiven!
Leeroy McJenkins GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 15:26:00 - [74] Originally by: Windjammer Originally by: Sverige Pahis Who cares look at you crying about a computer game I could say the same of you with precisely as much accuracy. What on earth makes you think IÆm crying about anything much less a game? This is now a windjammer posting butthurt while claiming not to be butthurt thread. Originally by: Leeroy McJenkins There is no real pvp in EVE, there is only winning or losing and then feeling :smug: about winning or sore about losing. There is nothing wrong with this arrangement.
De'Veldrin Minmatar Norse'Storm Battle Group Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2011.07.22 15:27:00 - [75] Goons killed my carrier and I raged so hard it broke the floor in my apart... err mom's basement. True story. Well some of it anyway. --Vel Originally by: Blacksquirrel This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
Kelduum Revaan EVE University Ivy League	Posted - 2011.07.22 16:59:00 - [76] Never mind Goons in high places... there's EVE University alumni all over EVE, including CCP, and there's thousands* of them. You may want to ask what I plan to do with them all... * probably _____
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 18:50:00 - [77] Originally by: Kelduum Revaan Never mind Goons in high places... there's EVE University alumni all over EVE, including CCP, and there's thousands* of them. You may want to ask what I plan to do with them all... * probably And there's no difference between EVE University and goons?
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:02:00 - [78] Originally by: Windjammer And there's no difference between EVE University and goons? Goons are honourable space pilots. e-uni guys are all scammers and scallywags.
edith prickley	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:04:00 - [79] Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. Lovely. You guys never fail to disappoint. So who is in charge of your security?
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:09:00 - [80] Edited by: Ladie Scarlet on 22/07/2011 19:09:31 Originally by: edith prickley Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. Lovely. You guys never fail to disappoint. So who is in charge of your security? Look at you being dumb as a bowl of ****s. Take a look at the sixth post of this thread.
edith prickley	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:19:00 - [81] Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Edited by: Ladie Scarlet on 22/07/2011 19:09:31 Originally by: edith prickley Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. Lovely. You guys never fail to disappoint. So who is in charge of your security? Look at you being dumb as a bowl of ****s. Take a look at the sixth post of this thread. Clever joke.
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:27:00 - [82] Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Originally by: Windjammer And there's no difference between EVE University and goons? Goons are honourable space pilots. e-uni guys are all scammers and scallywags. Thanks a lot! You just pegged the irony meter on my computer. ItÆll take forever to recalibrate.
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 19:31:00 - [83] That happens so often when we post, Idgi
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 20:08:00 - [84] Originally by: Windjammer Thanks a lot! You just pegged the irony meter on my computer. ItÆll take forever to recalibrate. You have a very mistaken view of Goons. You should attend one of our Bible study sessions.
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.22 20:23:00 - [85] Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Originally by: Windjammer Thanks a lot! You just pegged the irony meter on my computer. ItÆll take forever to recalibrate. You have a very mistaken view of Goons. You should attend one of our Bible study sessions. Oh. Are those the ones where you investigate the proper goon use of racial and religious slurs to better your understanding of casual bigotry?
Kion Clarix Rage and Terror Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2011.07.22 20:36:00 - [86] INTERNET SPACESHIPZ CONSPIRACY THEOREEEZ ABOUND!!!!!!!!!!
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 21:01:00 - [87] Originally by: Windjammer Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Originally by: Windjammer Thanks a lot! You just pegged the irony meter on my computer. ItÆll take forever to recalibrate. You have a very mistaken view of Goons. You should attend one of our Bible study sessions. Oh. Are those the ones where you investigate the proper goon use of racial and religious slurs to better your understanding of casual bigotry? No. Those come on Thursday after bingo.
Bustin Jieber	Posted - 2011.07.22 22:01:00 - [88] haha Goons are literally running Windjammer's life.
The Mittani	Posted - 2011.07.22 22:21:00 - [89] there's nothing in eve more self-righteous than a roleplayer in a one-man corp within a one-man alliance The Mittani for CSM6 Sins of a Solar Spymaster
XIRUSPHERE Gallente The 8th Order	Posted - 2011.07.22 22:35:00 - [90] Originally by: The Mittani there's nothing in eve more self-righteous than a roleplayer in a one-man corp within a one-man alliance Shouldn't you be larping for obama right now?
Vicious Cell Amarr Paragon. Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.07.22 23:01:00 - [91] Edited by: Vicious Cell on 22/07/2011 23:01:31 When IT was caught getting help from CCP (in any shape or form (ie: extended downtime removed an exploitation of SBU's)), there was an outrage. People went nuts. And they would spam the forums with just how upset they were... (mostly test/goons were spamming) Now it's come to surface that Goons are also getting help from CCP (surprise, surprise. Not.) and the basic reaction is: "Who cares what CCP employees do." A little bit of this stems from the fact that IT was perceived as "elitist self-righteous ******s." But I think the true reason why there's no public outrage over it is because of this single obvious truth: Goons/TEST contribute about 90% of the forum posts...* doh.
Pesky LaRue Brotherhood Of Fallen Angels Etherium Cartel	Posted - 2011.07.22 23:06:00 - [92] Originally by: Vicious Cell Now it's come to surface that Goons are also getting help from CCP (surprise, surprise. Not.) and the basic reaction is: "Who cares what CCP employees do." wait, when did this surface? Saying CCP employees were/are in Goons is not any indication of actual help, except to the tin foil crowd. .
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.22 23:21:00 - [93] Originally by: Vicious Cell Now it's come to surface that Goons are also getting help from CCP (surprise, surprise. Not.) and the basic reaction is: "Who cares what CCP employees do." Please share with the class what help we are getting from CCP.
Xenuria Gallente Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED	Posted - 2011.07.23 00:19:00 - [94] Originally by: The Mittani there's nothing in eve more self-righteous than a roleplayer in a one-man corp within a one-man alliance Actually there is.. A Hipster called mittani. You stooped playing eve when it went mainstream amirite? "Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.23 00:31:00 - [95] Edited by: Windjammer on 23/07/2011 00:34:22 Originally by: The Mittani there's nothing in eve more self-righteous than a roleplayer in a one-man corp within a one-man alliance Right. In order for his words to have any legitimacy he has to have the following: -Hundreds of sheep to follow him, because everyone knows itÆs so difficult to find them. -An ego that actually thinks the number of sheep gives him credibility. -A dismissive attitude towards anybody outside his particular group and special interests. -Plenty of free time to spend on a video game including schlepping off to Iceland for ôemergency meetingsö, when beckoned, to achieve precisely nothing and knowing he was going to achieve precisely nothing when he left. -The capacity to believe itÆs an asset to drink large quantities of alcohol in order to enhance his reputation with his sheep when he brags about itàààà.constantly. -Just enough intelligence to appear to be intelligent, but not quite enough to realize how silly he looks to anyone outside his group of sheep. -And most important of all, the conceit to be smug in the face of any and all criticism about his beard. Reminiscent of vintage Star Craft vulture bike riders. The OP should be ashamed he does not meet these all important criteria for expressing his point of view and richly deserves the label, ôself righteousö and ôtin foil hat wearerö. Well done Mitts. Once again your one liner approach to forum sniping has pinned your opponent to the wall. You are just awesome. Damnàààà.apparently I had something on my mind. Thanks, Mitts. I feel much better now. -Windjammer
Goddess Ishtar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 00:41:00 - [96] Originally by: Windjammer lots and lots of frothing at the mouth Windjammer, Goons are literally running your life. Dance, pubbie, dance!
XIRUSPHERE Gallente The 8th Order	Posted - 2011.07.23 00:50:00 - [97] Originally by: Windjammer Edited by: Windjammer on 23/07/2011 00:34:22 Originally by: The Mittani there's nothing in eve more self-righteous than a roleplayer in a one-man corp within a one-man alliance Right. In order for his words to have any legitimacy he has to have the following: -Hundreds of sheep to follow him, because everyone knows itÆs so difficult to find them. -An ego that actually thinks the number of sheep gives him credibility. -A dismissive attitude towards anybody outside his particular group and special interests. -Plenty of free time to spend on a video game including schlepping off to Iceland for ôemergency meetingsö, when beckoned, to achieve precisely nothing and knowing he was going to achieve precisely nothing when he left. -The capacity to believe itÆs an asset to drink large quantities of alcohol in order to enhance his reputation with his sheep when he brags about itàààà.constantly. -Just enough intelligence to appear to be intelligent, but not quite enough to realize how silly he looks to anyone outside his group of sheep. -And most important of all, the conceit to be smug in the face of any and all criticism about his beard. Reminiscent of vintage Star Craft vulture bike riders. The OP should be ashamed he does not meet these all important criteria for expressing his point of view and richly deserves the label, ôself righteousö and ôtin foil hat wearerö. Well done Mitts. Once again your one liner approach to forum sniping has pinned your opponent to the wall. You are just awesome. Damnàààà.apparently I had something on my mind. Thanks, Mitts. I feel much better now. -Windjammer I believe he joined CSM because CCP wont accept EBT cards for payment.
Alina Wize Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2011.07.23 01:02:00 - [98] I must post in this thread.
Vicious Cell Amarr Paragon. Nulli Tertius	Posted - 2011.07.23 02:12:00 - [99] Originally by: Alina Wize I must post in this thread. Redditors, keeping is classy since 2005.
SmilingVagrant Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 02:12:00 - [100] Originally by: Windjammer To the best of my knowledge goons only comprise a small portion of the Something Awful forums. Arguably the worst part. I believe they were even temporarily expelled from those forums at one point for bad behavior. This gives some indication of the quality of their character. Not that youÆre a bad person. YouÆre obviously an exception to the rule. Your knowledge is 100% incorrect. You are mistaking SA/Goons with 4chan /B/tards. All posters on the SomethingAwful forums with the exception of perhaps Derek Smart and some guy who humps realdolls who we bought a forum account so he could talk to us (Why god why) are collectively known as Goons. And for the record, no DJ and Stoffer are not in Goonswarm, they were both too big and well known personalities to go unnoticed in our community unless they suddenly became coms ignoring neuters who never did anything with other players in the Alliance, at which point why not just quit. I assume they still post on SA, but as someone noted...with a few hundred thousand users it's easy to get lost in the crush.
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.23 07:18:00 - [101] Originally by: SmilingVagrant Originally by: Windjammer To the best of my knowledge goons only comprise a small portion of the Something Awful forums. Arguably the worst part. I believe they were even temporarily expelled from those forums at one point for bad behavior. This gives some indication of the quality of their character. Not that youÆre a bad person. YouÆre obviously an exception to the rule. Your knowledge is 100% incorrect. You are mistaking SA/Goons with 4chan /B/tards. All posters on the SomethingAwful forums with the exception of perhaps Derek Smart and some guy who humps realdolls who we bought a forum account so he could talk to us (Why god why) are collectively known as Goons. These are the EVE forums. When the term goons is used within these forums it is understood who is being referred to and it is not the entirety of the Something Awful forums. The goons of EVE are a small subset of the Something Awful forums even if in the larger context of the internet the term goons may be applied to SA forums. Goons is also a term used outside of EVE, the SA forums and even the internet. IÆm sure this was apparent to you. Hey, at least youÆre nit picking instead of sitting there drooling. Soàà..at least thereÆs that. Originally by: SmilingVagrant And for the record, no DJ and Stoffer are not in Goonswarm, they were both too big and well known personalities to go unnoticed in our community unless they suddenly became coms ignoring neuters who never did anything with other players in the Alliance, at which point why not just quit. I assume they still post on SA, but as someone noted...with a few hundred thousand users it's easy to get lost in the crush. IÆm pleased to know your knowledge is so complete as to allow you to categorically state it would be impossible for them to be a part of your alliance. I hadnÆt realized goons were so tight an organization as to allow you to know each other so intimately. IÆm sure voice altering software and a slightly altered behavior pattern, i.e. not talking so much, would never fool someone as astute as yourself. Yeah. Not a chance that a couple of people out of those hundreds, thousands, of people in your alliance could be your old mates come back quietly on the sly. YouÆd know. -Windjammer
Helmatar	Posted - 2011.07.23 07:28:00 - [102] Originally by: Windjammer Originally by: SmilingVagrant Originally by: Windjammer To the best of my knowledge goons only comprise a small portion of the Something Awful forums. Arguably the worst part. I believe they were even temporarily expelled from those forums at one point for bad behavior. This gives some indication of the quality of their character. Not that youÆre a bad person. YouÆre obviously an exception to the rule. Your knowledge is 100% incorrect. You are mistaking SA/Goons with 4chan /B/tards. All posters on the SomethingAwful forums with the exception of perhaps Derek Smart and some guy who humps realdolls who we bought a forum account so he could talk to us (Why god why) are collectively known as Goons. These are the EVE forums. When the term goons is used within these forums it is understood who is being referred to and it is not the entirety of the Something Awful forums. The goons of EVE are a small subset of the Something Awful forums even if in the larger context of the internet the term goons may be applied to SA forums. Goons is also a term used outside of EVE, the SA forums and even the internet. IÆm sure this was apparent to you. Hey, at least youÆre nit picking instead of sitting there drooling. Soàà..at least thereÆs that. Originally by: SmilingVagrant And for the record, no DJ and Stoffer are not in Goonswarm, they were both too big and well known personalities to go unnoticed in our community unless they suddenly became coms ignoring neuters who never did anything with other players in the Alliance, at which point why not just quit. I assume they still post on SA, but as someone noted...with a few hundred thousand users it's easy to get lost in the crush. IÆm pleased to know your knowledge is so complete as to allow you to categorically state it would be impossible for them to be a part of your alliance. I hadnÆt realized goons were so tight an organization as to allow you to know each other so intimately. IÆm sure voice altering software and a slightly altered behavior pattern, i.e. not talking so much, would never fool someone as astute as yourself. Yeah. Not a chance that a couple of people out of those hundreds, thousands, of people in your alliance could be your old mates come back quietly on the sly. YouÆd know. -Windjammer You do realize you are feeding said goon trolls right?
Yoa Loother	Posted - 2011.07.23 08:21:00 - [103] Originally by: Helmatar Originally by: Windjammer -Windjammer You do realize you are feeding said goon trolls right? Oh, don¦t be a buzzkill! Shuddup, he¦s clearly having fun. *popcorn _ .. darn
RAW23	Posted - 2011.07.23 09:35:00 - [104] Watching Goons dance to Windjammer's tune is fun.
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.23 09:47:00 - [105] I guess this thread confirms it, GD is the new CAOD and as a result my special place is ruined I think Mittani should run for CSM more often, it is hilarious watching all his ideas getting rejected. I do sincerely wish him best of luck in filling the void, I am not sure why he is so insecure or why he obsesses and mimics other leaders, maybe it was a bad childhood and EVE is his way of getting the power he was wrongly denied as a kid or perhaps it is generic bi-polarity, who knows, I just hope he find peace soon, before he gets devoured by his own obsessions As for CSM in general, it is kind of like reality TV (not that I watch TV), a show comes out that is original, then after the first season the show becomes dull, stale and predictable with laughable content or in this case contestants, much like reality TV, let them have their 15 mins of EVE fame lol What I find funny about this thread are the local forum warriors / brown noses (Feligast, Leeroy, Sverign (sp?) etc) actually accusing other people of taking the game too serious. Guys, your leader spends his free time wearing dresses talking AND writing about Molle & Jade Constantine writing AND reading scripts about a game daily, I dont think anyone takes the game as serious as he does. . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 10:10:00 - [106] Edited by: Feligast on 23/07/2011 10:11:16 gasp KALLE TYPED MY NAME OH HAPPY DAY!! bouncebounce Took you a bit to chime in on this thread.. been busy the last day or so? Originally by: Kalle Demos Guys, your leader spends his free time wearing dresses talking AND writing about Molle & Jade Constantine writing AND reading scripts about a game daily, I dont think anyone takes the game as serious as he does. Yabut even you admit he looks far more adorable than they do when he's doing it.
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.23 10:58:00 - [107] Originally by: Feligast Edited by: Feligast on 23/07/2011 10:11:16 gasp KALLE TYPED MY NAME OH HAPPY DAY!! bouncebounce Took you a bit to chime in on this thread.. been busy the last day or so? Originally by: Kalle Demos Guys, your leader spends his free time wearing dresses talking AND writing about Molle & Jade Constantine writing AND reading scripts about a game daily, I dont think anyone takes the game as serious as he does. Yabut even you admit he looks far more adorable than they do when he's doing it. Sadly I have turned into one of those EXERCISE 4 LYFE people and spend more time at the gym than at my apartment,.. I mean my mothers basement :( my cat isnt too impressed I am pretty hooked on my endorphins, it's like all the benefits of chocolate, alcohol, weed and green tea in one with no side effects at all!! This is usually the part I say something *****y or negative but honestly with 0.0 being so stale and CCP not giving a crap about CSM anyway, there doesnt seem to be much point. Ill wait for CCP Grayscales 0.0 changes to come out and see what happens then, hopefully a few invasions . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 11:19:00 - [108] Good for you, though, getting out of the apartm...basement and working out. I really need to get back to running.. course the hardest part is getting started. :/ Meh, maybe the WNdot/SW thing might turn into something interesting, but it remains to be seen. v0v
My Postman	Posted - 2011.07.23 11:27:00 - [109] Actually i wanted to tell the OP not to post when drunk/drugged, but after some thinking (and loughing) i find that it¦s quite a good post.
Discordia Duenna The Gosimer and Scarab	Posted - 2011.07.23 11:28:00 - [110] Originally by: Hunter Verdeen Actually while I personally could care less there is a great potential Sorry but it gets me furious.
DJ Rubbie Caldari Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2011.07.23 12:51:00 - [111] Originally by: Vicious Cell Edited by: Vicious Cell on 22/07/2011 23:01:31 A little bit of this stems from the fact that IT was perceived as "elitist self-righteous ******s." But I think the true reason why there's no public outrage over it is because of this single obvious truth: Goons/TEST contribute about 90% of the forum posts...* doh. Never stop posting.
GrapeFist	Posted - 2011.07.23 12:57:00 - [112] Edited by: grapeFist on 23/07/2011 12:57:04 Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Stoffer from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Eurosquad!) Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got I'm still, I'm still Stoffer from the block Used to have a little, now I have a lot No matter where I go, I know where I came from (from the Eurosquad!)
Ivana Twinkle GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 13:37:00 - [113] CCP Shreegs and soundwave are our very best assets. Shreegs nerfing botting and soundwave nerfing jumpbridges all works in our favor, I swear!
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.23 14:14:00 - [114] This reminds me of those threads when Bob-ITs would troll Goons like hell and Goons never even noticed, you would get like one person say something and all of Goons would cry. Goons probably think they are doing the trolling here but if they had any sense and bothered to check the posting history of some of the posters here I think they will find they were the ones to get trolled. . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Pok Nibin Amarr	Posted - 2011.07.23 14:19:00 - [115] Originally by: Barakkus Are you **ing ****ed? Do you not get the distinction between real life and a video game? There is no difference. I'll just bet you have fingers pounding this drivel just like you do making your uber-EVE moves. The Goonified certainly do WISH there's a difference between the two. We can push delusional to a new height...strike that. You differentiators can do that. I'll just watch. When Providence rakes you in, can I haz yer stuff? Please wait as this sig- nature finishes loading
Ami Hayashi Caldari	Posted - 2011.07.23 19:50:00 - [116]
Sverige Pahis Caldari Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 20:25:00 - [117] Edited by: Sverige Pahis on 23/07/2011 20:27:42 Originally by: Kalle Demos I guess this thread confirms it, GD is the new CAOD and as a result my special place is ruined I think Mittani should run for CSM more often, it is hilarious watching all his ideas getting rejected. I do sincerely wish him best of luck in filling the void, I am not sure why he is so insecure or why he obsesses and mimics other leaders, maybe it was a bad childhood and EVE is his way of getting the power he was wrongly denied as a kid or perhaps it is generic bi-polarity, who knows, I just hope he find peace soon, before he gets devoured by his own obsessions As for CSM in general, it is kind of like reality TV (not that I watch TV), a show comes out that is original, then after the first season the show becomes dull, stale and predictable with laughable content or in this case contestants, much like reality TV, let them have their 15 mins of EVE fame lol What I find funny about this thread are the local forum warriors / brown noses (Feligast, Leeroy, Sverign (sp?) etc) actually accusing other people of taking the game too serious. Guys, your leader spends his free time wearing dresses talking AND writing about Molle & Jade Constantine writing AND reading scripts about a game daily, I dont think anyone takes the game as serious as he does. I'm genuinely insulted you misspelled my name, come now I always spell your name correctly when I complain bitterly on the forums. e: actually I wrote a really nice post about you somewhere on CAOD (no troll), I can't remember which thread but you should definitely check it out.
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.23 21:29:00 - [118] Originally by: Sverige Pahis Edited by: Sverige Pahis on 23/07/2011 20:27:42 Originally by: Kalle Demos I guess this thread confirms it, GD is the new CAOD and as a result my special place is ruined I think Mittani should run for CSM more often, it is hilarious watching all his ideas getting rejected. I do sincerely wish him best of luck in filling the void, I am not sure why he is so insecure or why he obsesses and mimics other leaders, maybe it was a bad childhood and EVE is his way of getting the power he was wrongly denied as a kid or perhaps it is generic bi-polarity, who knows, I just hope he find peace soon, before he gets devoured by his own obsessions As for CSM in general, it is kind of like reality TV (not that I watch TV), a show comes out that is original, then after the first season the show becomes dull, stale and predictable with laughable content or in this case contestants, much like reality TV, let them have their 15 mins of EVE fame lol What I find funny about this thread are the local forum warriors / brown noses (Feligast, Leeroy, Sverign (sp?) etc) actually accusing other people of taking the game too serious. Guys, your leader spends his free time wearing dresses talking AND writing about Molle & Jade Constantine writing AND reading scripts about a game daily, I dont think anyone takes the game as serious as he does. I'm genuinely insulted you misspelled my name, come now I always spell your name correctly when I complain bitterly on the forums. e: actually I wrote a really nice post about you somewhere on CAOD (no troll), I can't remember which thread but you should definitely check it out. CAOD is old now, GD is the new CAOD, making CAOD the new F&I Even k.com / FHC has more content than CAOD But truth be told I cant really whine about NC / Goons anymore, I mean lets face it, my bitter rage was created by the massive NAP train NC had and since Goons / NC are no longer queen of all NAPs there is no point in flaming them. It is time to move on and pick a new target Saying that, Mittani is still terrible in all ways possible and you guys will be evicted soon ;) once kids go back to school Goons will drop in activity . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Ladie Scarlet GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.23 23:18:00 - [119] Originally by: Kalle Demos But truth be told I cant really whine about NC / Goons anymore, I mean lets face it, my bitter rage was created by the massive NAP train NC had and since Goons / NC are no longer queen of all NAPs there is no point in flaming them. It is time to move on and pick a new target It is interesting that the massive anti-blue, anti-blob coalition of hypocrites that attacked us has completely escaped your wrath.
Jonathan Malcom Gallente Test Alliance Please Ignore	Posted - 2011.07.24 00:09:00 - [120] I can't believe I just read this entire thread. :psyduck: ___________________
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.24 08:19:00 - [121] Originally by: Ladie Scarlet Originally by: Kalle Demos But truth be told I cant really whine about NC / Goons anymore, I mean lets face it, my bitter rage was created by the massive NAP train NC had and since Goons / NC are no longer queen of all NAPs there is no point in flaming them. It is time to move on and pick a new target It is interesting that the massive anti-blue, anti-blob coalition of hypocrites that attacked us has completely escaped your wrath. LMFAO? You actually think Raiden, NCDOT, PL etc will remain blue for more than 3 months after your demise? This may come as a surprise but the ego's that rule over many DRF / merc alliances arent very good at keeping friends for long, they are only friends now because Goons exist. I know GSF are constantly missinformed about everything but come on, you surely cant be dumb enough to believe a NAP outside of Goons is going to last. Saying that you guys still have the biggest NAP, based on who you have blue or neutral with benefits with . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
Feligast Minmatar GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.24 08:21:00 - [122] Of course, guys, the biggest bluefest in the history of Eve is just TEMPORARY, so it's okay! Geez!
Kalle Demos Amarr Helix Protocol	Posted - 2011.07.24 08:42:00 - [123] Originally by: Feligast Of course, guys, the biggest bluefest in the history of Eve is just TEMPORARY, so it's okay! Geez! Finally a Goon that gets it and hasnt been manipulated by weak prop Now if only the other 50800 'New NC + Neuts With Benefits' members got this . LETS POST ON CAOD GANG!
GrapeFist	Posted - 2011.07.24 12:21:00 - [124] Edited by: grapeFist on 24/07/2011 12:25:17 Edited by: grapeFist on 24/07/2011 12:21:38 I feel like I lost something near and dear to my heart A Darius Johnson, and a Stoffer NinjaPirate for a start When CCP came and took them away I had no idea how I'd remain gay but I found a way. Oh yes, I found a way! with Sesfan and Tolon every single dayyy every single dayyy!
my cheeks hurt	Posted - 2011.07.24 14:47:00 - [125] Originally by: grapeFist Edited by: grapeFist on 24/07/2011 12:25:17 Edited by: grapeFist on 24/07/2011 12:21:38 I feel like I lost something near and dear to my heart A Darius Johnson, and a Stoffer NinjaPirate for a start When CCP came and took them away I had no idea how I'd remain gay but I found a way. Oh yes, I found a way! with Sesfan and Tolon every single dayyy every single dayyy! that's a really nice poem =)
Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE	Posted - 2011.07.24 15:06:00 - [126] Originally by: Florestan Bronstein Originally by: CCP Soundwave CCP Sreegs is more of an intern than anything else. let me copy that statement to the botting thread "lead game designer of EVE states security and anti-botting/RMT is delegated to an intern" yet another communications failure by ccp -
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.24 16:13:00 - [127] Originally by: Feligast Of course, guys, the biggest bluefest in the history of Eve is just TEMPORARY, so it's okay! Geez! Translation = When things go horribly wrong for a goon, EVE is suddenly transformed from being their life to just being a game. ôI killed you, I scammed you, goons rule your life!!! Hahahaha. In your face pubbie!!!ààààààààà.oh, ummàà.. you killed me. No big deal. ItÆs just a game.ö -Windjammer
Weshe The Scope	Posted - 2011.07.26 22:17:00 - [128] It's funny how everyone gets mad at goons for having two ex personalities in CCP. When you think about how many CCP employees are in PL, NCDOT, Space Monkies, LAWN, Rooks and Kings, and hisec mission runner alliances, it's not a big deal. This is a different CCP, the bad drama is years past and there are checks and balances.
Zhade Lezte	Posted - 2011.07.26 23:10:00 - [129] Originally by: Kelduum Revaan Never mind Goons in high places... there's EVE University alumni all over EVE, including CCP, and there's thousands* of them. You may want to ask what I plan to do with them all... * probably Some of them are even in Goonswarm.
Jon Ferguson JC Ferguson and Son Ltd Ferguson Alliance	Posted - 2011.07.26 23:19:00 - [130] Goons is the 'FC who distributes child ****' alliance. Goons is the 'At least Rho had the good sense to keep their weird anime schoolgirl fetish stuff in IRC.' alliance. They have a primary loyalty to an out-of-game forum, not to EVE. The CSM chair, the lead developer and the guy who's supposed to be stamping out bots and RMT (when goons openly exchange RMT advice on their forums) are all goons. CCP acts like they are goons. That's my cause for concern, and if it's not shared by others, fine. I have nothing against clowns. I don't want clowns running the circus.
Zalahar	Posted - 2011.07.27 00:34:00 - [131] Originally by: Jon Ferguson Goons is the 'FC who distributes child ****' alliance. Goons is the 'At least Rho had the good sense to keep their weird anime schoolgirl fetish stuff in IRC.' alliance. They have a primary loyalty to an out-of-game forum, not to EVE. The CSM chair, the lead developer and the guy who's supposed to be stamping out bots and RMT (when goons openly exchange RMT advice on their forums) are all goons. CCP acts like they are goons. That's my cause for concern, and if it's not shared by others, fine. I have nothing against clowns. I don't want clowns running the circus. You spent your last forum ban reading through ~300 pages of Goon sperge? You truly are quite pathetic.
Kaleb Rysode Gallente Fatal Ascension	Posted - 2011.07.27 14:07:00 - [132] What is this I can't believe I just read this thread.
Dramaticus GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation	Posted - 2011.07.27 14:23:00 - [133] we own Please don't use RL pictuers of players in Sig without permission. - WeatherMan
Windjammer Gallente	Posted - 2011.07.28 16:17:00 - [134] Originally by: Dramaticus we own A clown college. If we were to learn that CCP Zulu is also one of yours, it would fail to shock anyone. HmmmàààSoundwave and Zulu both came from the QA department of CCPàà..interestingàààààvery interesting.
Ineka	Posted - 2011.07.28 16:32:00 - [135] Posted in another "hate Goons" thread. Are you guys still begging ice or learned how to mine it yourselves?
SilentSkills Gallente Tax Evaders Inc.	Posted - 2011.07.28 16:39:00 - [136] I think this thread needs ponies, and/or doors. The Monocle Definition CCP - Originally by: Imuran Cannot code properly
Nimrod Nemesis Amarr Royal Amarr Institute	Posted - 2011.07.28 17:12:00 - [137] This thread is now about the best anime.

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