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A Little Girl
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Posted - 2011.07.27 15:42:00 -
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There can be only one! Monoclism!
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Aprie
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Posted - 2011.07.27 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: Aprie on 27/07/2011 15:44:53
Monocleism
Get it? Monotheismà ba dum bump.
Edit: not to be confused with the prior post that I just now saw.
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Tosser Galore
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Posted - 2011.07.27 16:17:00 -
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spreadsheetism.
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stoicfaux
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.07.27 16:28:00 -
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Originally by: Aprie Edited by: Aprie on 27/07/2011 15:44:53
Monocleism
Get it? Monotheismà ba dum bump.
Edit: not to be confused with the prior post that I just now saw.
It's ok. Monotheism is confused with monotheism every day. For example.
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Anonymous Lemming
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Posted - 2011.07.27 16:29:00 -
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pubbieism
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Utremi Fasolasi
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2011.07.27 16:57:00 -
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Originally by: stoicfaux
And don't forget those apostates, the Hulkageddonites. Frelling barbarians with their let's kill those who produce the raw materials to build the ships, guns, and ammo we use to kill the miners.
Ah the circle of life! Miners aren't really needed tho when you can reprocess modulle drops and drone poo in bulk.
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Orlacc
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Posted - 2011.07.27 17:23:00 -
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Discordian
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Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations
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Posted - 2011.07.27 17:37:00 -
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Just put down True Sansha.. I always do. =)
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Ehranavaar
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.07.27 18:03:00 -
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as an alternative to greed i'd suggest narcissism.
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Hunter Verdeen
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Posted - 2011.07.27 18:16:00 -
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I have a legal document stating I am a high priest in the Church of Joe. As well I am an ordained reverend in the Universal Life Church which gives me the power to declare my own religion should I so choose. All this boils down to is simply whatever I want to believe is a valid religion. I long ago decided when I joined the Church Of Joe that I believe in peace, sex and if you don't like it well **** you.
BTW services are held daily bring a six-pack or bottle and weed with you as it is BYOB.
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Pok Nibin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:32:00 -
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Try somewhere between Heathenism and Hedonism...call it HEVEonism.
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JC Ferguson
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:40:00 -
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Hello! My name is Elder Hilmar.
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Amber Villaneous
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:43:00 -
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Dudeism
http://dudeism.com/
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flakeys
The Great cornholio's
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:44:00 -
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egoism
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jason hill
Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:49:00 -
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Edited by: jason hill on 27/07/2011 19:49:28 pastafarian \0/ may his noodley appandege touch us all
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Shiver Arclight
Amarr Hedion University
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Posted - 2011.07.27 19:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ciar Meara You offcourse believe in the One True God of the Amarr and by extension her Majesty the Empress of all, Empress Jamyl Sarum.
Fixed!
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Pok Nibin
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.07.27 20:10:00 -
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Originally by: Shiver Arclight
Originally by: Ciar Meara You offcourse believe in the One True God of the Amarr and by extension her Majesty the Empress of all, Empress Jamyl Sarum.
Fixed!
Amen.
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Mrs Scarlett
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Posted - 2011.07.27 20:51:00 -
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Originally by: Goldman Suchs There isnÆt one Eve religion:
Amarr worship their god Caldari worship money Minmatar worship duct tape
And the Gallente pray for a buff, right?
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2011.07.27 21:08:00 -
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Edited by: Barakkus on 27/07/2011 21:08:49 EVE is based on Pastafarianism, seriously, it is.
Quote: Pirates and global warming
A chart, included in the open letter, illustrating the relationship between pirates and global temperature According to Pastafarian "beliefs", pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians.[4] Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that pirates' image as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysteriously lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.[33] The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation.[34] Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s."[4] A chart accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship towards their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country."
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JC Ferguson
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.27 21:30:00 -
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I am a fanboi and I Believe!
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Craven Aleros
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Posted - 2011.07.27 21:46:00 -
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Nuwaubianism
1. It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child 2. Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world 3. People were once perfectly symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest 4. Each of us has seven clones living in different parts of the world 5. Women existed for many generations before they invented men through genetic manipulation 6. Homo sapiens is the result of cloning experiments that were done on Mars using Homo erectus 7. Nikola Tesla came from the planet Venus 8. The Illuminati have nurtured a child, SatanÆs son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis of the Rothschild/Kennedy families. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called ôThe Beast 3Mö or ô3666.ö
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Sarulin Farii
Gallente University of Caille
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Posted - 2011.07.27 21:55:00 -
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If hebus comes back we'll kill him °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° it is |
JC Ferguson
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.07.27 22:12:00 -
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Here's my effort at a parody version of this
Ever since I was a noob I tried to be the best So, what happened? My corp and alliance all said I was blessed So, what happened? It was supposed to be all so exciting to be buying of vanity items 'cross the sea, But, I allowed my faith to be shaken. Oh, what's the matter with me?
I've always longed to help the needy To do the things I never dared. This was the time for me to step up So, then, why was I so scared?
A pirate who shoots people in the face. What's so scary about that? I must trust that my Lord is mightier And always has my back. Now I must be completly devout I can't have even one shred of doubt...
I believe that the Lord, Hilmar, created the universe. I believe that He sent His only Son to die for my sins. And I believe that ancient Jews built boats and sailed to America I am a fanboi, And a fanboi just believes.
You cannot just believe part way, You have to believe in it all. The problem is doubting the Lord's will Instead of standing tall.
I can't allow myself to have any doubt. It's time to set my worries free. Time to show the world what Lost in EVE is about! And share the power inside of me...
I believe that Hilmar has a plan for all of us. I believe that plan involves me getting my own planet. And I believe; that the current Chair of The CSM, Alex Gianturdo, speaks directly to Hilmar. I am A fanboi, And, dang it! a fanboi just believes!
I know that I must go and do The things my God commands. I realize now why He sent me here.
You ask the Lord in faith, He will always answer you. Just believe in Him And have no fear!
I believe that Satan has a hold of you I believe that the Lord, Hilmar, has sent me here And I believe that in 2011, Hilmar changed his mind about microtransactions! You can be a fanboi.. A fanboi who just believes!
And now I can feel the excitement. This is the moment I was born to do. And I feel so incredible To be sharing my faith with you.
The Scriptures say that if you ask anything, If you ask Hilmar Himself he'll know. But you must ask Him without any doubt And let your spirit grow...
I believe that Hilmar lives on a planet called Col I. I believe that Mittens has his own planet as well. And I believe that the Garden of Eden was in Jackson County, Missouri. If you believe, the Lord will reveal it. And you'll know it's all true. You'll just feel it. You'll be a fanboi And, by gosh! A fanboi just believes! Oh, I believe. I believe.
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