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Ethan Lang
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:34:00 -
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Attention: Devs. If you see a ship being mentioned repeatedly below, might want to put a small amount of resources into a new skin. Thanks.
Players, this is a poll based on asthetics alone. Please do not mention any opinions about balance, ship performance, etc. Thanks.
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Ethan Lang
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:37:00 -
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I'll start.
Moa and Stabber muck up the cruisers. Raven has got to be the ugliest Battleship, although the Apoc gives it a run for its money.
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Newt Rondanse
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:49:00 -
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The rupture looks like a flying office block.
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De'Veldrin
Minmatar Norse'Storm Battle Group Intrepid Crossing
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:53:00 -
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Originally by: Newt Rondanse The rupture looks like a flying office block.
I always thought it looked like a nail gun. You know, one of those pneumatic nailers construction workers use.
And the typhoon, while being my favorite battleship, is spirit-crushingly ugly to fly. It's like piloting a feeding whale. --Vel
Originally by: Blacksquirrel
This is EVE. PVE can happen anywhere at anytime. Be prepared.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:55:00 -
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Dominix.
Originally by: CCP Zulu Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Ethan Lang
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Posted - 2011.08.09 19:58:00 -
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Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Newt Rondanse The rupture looks like a flying office block.
I always thought it looked like a nail gun. You know, one of those pneumatic nailers construction workers use.
And the typhoon, while being my favorite battleship, is spirit-crushingly ugly to fly. It's like piloting a feeding whale.
I see where you are coming from on the Typhoon, but I think it kinda grows on ya. I think it has character. I mean, its no pretty boy like the Maelstrom, but at least it doesn't look like it was built out of Duplo blocks like the Tempest.
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kerradeph
Gallente FMOFMC
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Posted - 2011.08.09 20:36:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's Dominix.
that's not beutiful, but it's also not the worst. there are alot worse looking ships in eve. I would say some versions of the proteous are the worst. then there is the sansha mom, can't think of the name right now, but that thing just looks terrible.
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HELLBOUNDMAN
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Posted - 2011.08.09 20:45:00 -
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Raven.
As many raven, raven navy's, a golems are out there, they sure are quite an ugly ship in their structure.
I mean, common, it's like half a wing with a clipped wing and a stub with a nub coming out the front.
Just weird and ugly.
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Magnus Orin
Minmatar Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:32:00 -
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Phoenix. Sarcasm - Because i'm too far away to strangle you. |
Tyme Xandr
Gallente State Protectorate
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:34:00 -
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Moa and Stabber.
As for the Raven, while it may not be incredibly pretty I think it looks alright and unique. I wish theyd switch the Rohk and Raven models tho since itd be much nicer looking at the space train.
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Kesshisan
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:35:00 -
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The Retriever after it was changed about 8 months ago.
It looks like a small infantry of Amarrians used my ship as a toilet!
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Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:38:00 -
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There is no goofier looking ship than the Imicus/Helios.
"Hey dude, check out this EVE game I've been telling you about! Let me log in and I'll show you. Gonna blow your miiiiind, dawg." "Aw hell yeah bro that game sounds badass, let's see dat ****, yo."
[small splash screen pops up]
"Let's go get something to eat while this Incarna client sorts itself out!" "**** yeah, bro!"
[20 minutes later ...]
"Yo! Yo! Yo! We're at the login screen! Check it." "Dammmmn son, thems some sort of space lasers n' ****, ain't it?" "Yeah, dawg. Listen, look away. Password security serious business ****. Y'know them lulzsex blew up my ps3, right?" "Right right."
[ AUTHENTICATING ]
"Yeah, uh. Want something to drink while we wait?" "Nahman, I'm cool. Why don't you show me this some other time, y'know. ****'s taking forever, bro."
[ Computer's still frozen up on splash screen/authentication ]
"Yeah, no. Wait! Look! Character selection. **** yeah, dude, you pumped?" "Yea yea, lemme see dis **** already goddamn!"
A HELIOS APPEARS ON-SCREEN, DEAD CENTER
"**** you."
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Tyme Xandr
Gallente State Protectorate
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:45:00 -
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Originally by: Aloe Cloveris words
What are you playing on a Commodore64? I'm on a dual core with a laptop graphics card and i can log in within 20 seconds.
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Aloe Cloveris
The Greater Goon
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Posted - 2011.08.09 21:49:00 -
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Edited by: Aloe Cloveris on 09/08/2011 21:58:00
Originally by: Tyme Xandr
Originally by: Aloe Cloveris words
What are you playing on a Commodore64? I'm on a dual core with a laptop graphics card and i can log in within 20 seconds.
Multiple Incarna clients kill this machine* HD 5870, Phenom 945, 4GB RAM, etc. Not subpar hardware
* It's actually fairly quick logging into the game from Start Menu/desktop shortcut, so yeah that's an exaggeration. The client restarting itself after a disconnect/socket error, though, takes literally 2 or 3 unresponsive minutes. |
Nezumiiro Noneko
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Posted - 2011.08.09 22:38:00 -
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Moa....</thread>
The butt plug design of gallente can't touch it. Not even the modern art piece known as raven does.
Nagflar....tough contender for the moa but moa still edges it out. damn things looks like a pos tower idea that was thrown away. Then they dumpster dived to dig it back up lol.
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Weeble Tauri
Caldari Battle Cattle Subspace Exploration Agency
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
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Moa > Stabber > Blackbird
What I think are ugliest, in that order.
I'm thinking there was mass amounts of drugs going around during the design period of the Moa.
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Fournone
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:20:00 -
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Edited by: Fournone on 10/08/2011 01:20:55 I don't mind the stabber, I guess im just used to it (or thinking of another ship).
Moa > Blackbird > Exequror
Not many people fly Exequror/Onieros so I guess it won't be much of a change.
Everyone flies blackbird varients and the Gila varient for the Moa is beast so fix those.
EDIT: Also the Celestis is very ugly.
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kerradeph
Gallente FMOFMC
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:57:00 -
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Originally by: Aloe Cloveris
Multiple Incarna clients kill this machine* HD 5870, Phenom 945, 4GB RAM, etc. Drivers all up-to-date. Not subpar hardware
what OS and what speed is the RAM? the CPU and the video card should do fine with 4-6 clients running simultaneously. if you are using any version of vista that may explain it, it's not very good at dealing with the resources it has. and if you have 4GB of ram but it's really really slow then it will not really matter since it will not be able to read it very fast at all. my suggestion is if you are running more than 3 clients on windows 7, upgrade to 8GB. it's not all that expensive any more and well worth it.
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Ethan Lang
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Posted - 2011.08.10 02:15:00 -
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Originally by: kerradeph
Originally by: Aloe Cloveris
Multiple Incarna clients kill this machine* HD 5870, Phenom 945, 4GB RAM, etc. Drivers all up-to-date. Not subpar hardware
what OS and what speed is the RAM? the CPU and the video card should do fine with 4-6 clients running simultaneously. if you are using any version of vista that may explain it, it's not very good at dealing with the resources it has. and if you have 4GB of ram but it's really really slow then it will not really matter since it will not be able to read it very fast at all. my suggestion is if you are running more than 3 clients on windows 7, upgrade to 8GB. it's not all that expensive any more and well worth it.
Please keep this thread on topic. Trouble shooting and tech support can be discussed in thier respective forums. Thanks.
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Tiel Enim
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Posted - 2011.08.10 05:17:00 -
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1. Caracal. 2. Blackbird. 3. Moa.
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Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.10 06:15:00 -
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The Aeon is not ugly! It's textures seem pretty high-res, and if it were symmetrical it would look too much like a Providence
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Ethan Lang
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Posted - 2011.08.10 06:36:00 -
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Originally by: Vice Admiral Spreadsheet The Aeon is not ugly! It's textures seem pretty high-res, and if it were symmetrical it would look too much like a Providence
I didn't like the Aeon at first, but once I took a closer look at it, I enjoy its design a lot. Then again, I also like the blackbird, which is apparently unpopular. So maybe I have no taste.
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Sarah Scarlett Mackenzie
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Posted - 2011.08.10 10:58:00 -
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Edited by: Sarah Scarlett Mackenzie on 10/08/2011 10:58:13 Procurer Retrievr Covetor Skiff Mackinaw Hulk
They look like they are crushed by a big Jovian behind.
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Sir Hillary
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Posted - 2011.08.10 11:53:00 -
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Originally by: Mag's Dominix.
All hail the flying potato.
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SMT008
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Posted - 2011.08.10 12:08:00 -
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The Typhoon.
Dear god, the Armageddon looks just GREAT. The Scorpion is like the best looking ship out there.
But what was the designer thinking when he though of the Typhoon ?
"Oh hay I have a spare pipe from my washing-machine, what can I do with it ? Oh wait, this, is going to be the best minmatar battleship, ever."
Really, peoples barely fly it because it's somewhat efficient. But the look of this ship...makes you say "WTF is that"
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Reeno Coleman
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Posted - 2011.08.10 12:18:00 -
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Avatar
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Draahk Chimera
Interstellar eXodus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 13:01:00 -
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I actually quite like the stabber, at least as a vagabond. But you're spot on when it comes to Moa. It wins the ugly competition, but only by a small margin ahead of the rupture.
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Duchess Starbuckington
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Posted - 2011.08.10 13:02:00 -
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Moa.
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Scorpionidae
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Posted - 2011.08.10 13:13:00 -
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Please CCP for the love of all that is EVE do not change any of the ships anymore they are great as they are!!! These ppl are stupid if they think any ship in EVE is ugly cos there not!!!
PLEASE DO NOT CHANGE A THING (Caps FTW!!)
Scorpionidae
I found the signature!!!!! |
Robert Caldera
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Posted - 2011.08.10 13:41:00 -
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Helios, Phoenix, Blackbird - unsure in what order.
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Cat bottoms
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Posted - 2011.08.10 14:24:00 -
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The imicus/helios looks like a banana with a kickstand. The moa looks like a dinosaur with a briefcase.
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Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.08.10 14:55:00 -
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Moa is still ugly as ever... It's a lunchbox with an attached dinohead, ducktail and an engine on the side :-(
Caracal isn't a beauty either but it's not that bad.
Blackbird? Plz don't touch the blackbird. It doesn't like structurable sound but I like it... -
I'm a nice guy!! But plz hook me up with some pew pew... |
Aeril Malkyre
Minmatar Sebiestor Tribe
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Posted - 2011.08.10 17:28:00 -
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Tempest - I think I'll attach sticks to this clod of scrap steel and tie sails to it. And then I'll have an engine pod hanging from it like a swinging cod. This will require enormous structural reinforcement, because I'm putting so much thrust on a long moment arm. Moronic.
At least give me a Fleet Maelstrom, don't make me fly the Tempest hull for Marauder work. ----------------------- The called us fierce marauders Warp riders and guns for hire The night the sky cried tears of fire |
mxzf
Minmatar Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2011.08.10 17:38:00 -
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I think the Moa hull has my vote (especially since I want a Gila sometime, lol). Some runners up (in no particular order): Raven, Helios, Blackbird, and Tempest are all pretty horrible looking.
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Kai Lomu
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Posted - 2011.08.10 17:51:00 -
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Originally by: Fournone Edited by: Fournone on 10/08/2011 01:20:55 I don't mind the stabber, I guess im just used to it (or thinking of another ship).
Moa > Blackbird > Exequror
Not many people fly Exequror/Onieros so I guess it won't be much of a change.
Everyone flies blackbird varients and the Gila varient for the Moa is beast so fix those.
EDIT: Also the Celestis is very ugly.
I fly Exquoror as love its retro styling - flash backs to flash gordon!
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Aglais
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.10 18:22:00 -
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Uh, lets see here...
Every Minmatar subcap except the Maelstrom, and the Blackbird.
Caldari ships that aren't Tengu or Scorpion look a little dated, but they only require a reworking like the Maller got rather than an all out overhaul that the Scorpion got (and the Minmatar need SO BADLY).
The Moa is fine. The Gila, by extension, is fine. They could require a little bit of an update, but not an overhaul.
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Joe Risalo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 18:33:00 -
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These are arranged by faction, but otherwise have no particular order. T2 variant/ faction variants assumed the same.
Amarr - Award for most boring looking ships
Maller - So boring Crucifier - Broken punch knife Tormentor - bla/good name for such a boring ship Inquisitor - yet another completely boring ship
Caldari - Award for most ugly ships and the "WTF, how do they fly?" award
Raven - Too much crap going on Blackbird - how in the hell does this thing fly? Moa - Looks like it flew away from a ship wreck with extra baggage Osprey - Anal torture device Bantam - Dingle berry Condor - Raven with parts hacked off to make a frig Griffin - Some kind of can opener (coincidentally not good at opening anything) Heron - What's up with the 2 giant wings that are bigger than the ship?
Gallente - "Best design by the mentally challenged" Award
Dominix - See a bunch of these warp in on you and it's like a potato launcher volley Celestis - WTF?? Imicus - Mentally challenged hard at work
Minmatar - The "Are they really ships, or floating debris?" Award
Typhoon - Didn't I see this in a movie? Stabber - Tongue Depressor, with "Action Grip" Slasher - mosquito, don't worry, most ships have repellent paint Burst - Has anyone ever eve flown one of these? Vigil - Crazy knife you see on a stand in the knife kiyosk in the mall that breaks on first use Breacher - Antenna Array, This thing should be set to always insta-pop when shot....by anything
There ya go, the ugliest, most boring, most special ed, and whatever else ships in the game.
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mxzf
Minmatar Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2011.08.10 19:30:00 -
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Originally by: Joe Risalo These are arranged by faction, but otherwise have no particular order. T2 variant/ faction variants assumed the same.
Amarr - Award for most boring looking ships
Maller - So boring Crucifier - Broken punch knife Tormentor - bla/good name for such a boring ship Inquisitor - yet another completely boring ship
Caldari - Award for most ugly ships and the "WTF, how do they fly?" award
Raven - Too much crap going on Blackbird - how in the hell does this thing fly? Moa - Looks like it flew away from a ship wreck with extra baggage Osprey - Anal torture device Bantam - Dingle berry Condor - Raven with parts hacked off to make a frig Griffin - Some kind of can opener (coincidentally not good at opening anything) Heron - What's up with the 2 giant wings that are bigger than the ship?
Gallente - "Best design by the mentally challenged" Award
Dominix - See a bunch of these warp in on you and it's like a potato launcher volley Celestis - WTF?? Imicus - Mentally challenged hard at work
Minmatar - The "Are they really ships, or floating debris?" Award
Typhoon - Didn't I see this in a movie? Stabber - Tongue Depressor, with "Action Grip" Slasher - mosquito, don't worry, most ships have repellent paint Burst - Has anyone ever eve flown one of these? Vigil - Crazy knife you see on a stand in the knife kiyosk in the mall that breaks on first use Breacher - Antenna Array, This thing should be set to always insta-pop when shot....by anything
There ya go, the ugliest, most boring, most special ed, and whatever else ships in the game.
That was epic. I don't completely agree that all of these ships are bad, but I just about fell off my chair laughing at your descriptions.
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Joe Risalo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 20:27:00 -
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Alternately, the best looking ships\
Amarr - "Sleek and Smooth" Award and the "Hit someone with it" award
Harbringer - Anyone ever see pitch black... Abaddon - Looks like it should fire one massive laser out the front Armageddon - You should be able to just ram crap with this ship Coercer - Put a strap on it, latch it to your arm, and punch someone in the face Executioner - Another "Punch someone in the face tool
Caldari - the "They should link together like Power Rangers droids" award
Drake - Common...Seriously....Who else can fly a piece of bent sheet metal? Scorpion - It just fits its name perfect... Now if only they'd redesign the rattlesnake again Rokh - DAMN DUDE!!! THAT B*TCH LOOKS LIKE THE UPPER RECEIVER OF A DESERT EAGLE!!! THAT'S BAD SON!! Caracal - For a caldari ship it's probably close to the top on looks Kestrel - I gotta put this one in the top.. Hell, it's the only caldari frig that looks decent.
Gallente - "Meanest Looks"
Myrmidon - I don't know what it is....But I can't look away Megathron - When you think of death in the form of a ship... This is what you'd picture Hyperion - first time a player sees this ship in combat, the first thought is "ahh sh*t" Vexor - "Ahhh, It's smiling at me...Sh*t, it's shooting at me!!" Catalyst - "It's a bird.. It's a plane....Wait, it's a wing???" Incursus - "I don't want to hurt you!!! I just want to ram a big @ss shaft into you!!!" Tristan - "Your tristan looks like a shield...Quick, park it in front of my ship!!"
Minmatar - "Evil" award and the "I don't know why, but I like it" award
Cyclone - Remember Army of Two with the guns that had the small shield on the front? Hurricane - Enough said tempest - I don't know what it is, but it's cool Rupture - Suicide ship in floating debris...Now if only there was floating debris in eve Thrasher - It just looks mean Rifter - Common, apart from looking like a racer from Star Wars Episode 1, it's pretty tight
Disclaimer The comments posted here are solely that of one individual. the comments are not represent of the actual function of the ship. In other words, just cause it looks awesome, doesn't mean the ship's function is more useless than man nipples. Don't assume you know better because theses aren't represent of anything other than opinion.
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Fredfredbug4
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Posted - 2011.08.10 20:33:00 -
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Edited by: Fredfredbug4 on 10/08/2011 20:35:09 The Sansha Mom
It is literally a flying piece of poo.
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Blondie Rens
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Posted - 2011.08.10 20:43:00 -
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Why do ships need to be pretty? Ugly can have a good quality to it :D
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garash
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Posted - 2011.08.10 20:58:00 -
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Edited by: garash on 10/08/2011 21:00:08 http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/9JQWC5R - Perhaps you could try that
EDIT: Linked It
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Glyken Touchon
Gallente Independent Alchemists
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Posted - 2011.08.11 16:33:00 -
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moa, tormentor, ibis.
______ Tippia's analysis of NEX/Incarna |
Esiel
Renegade Serenity
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Posted - 2011.08.15 04:47:00 -
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Edited by: Esiel on 15/08/2011 04:51:19
Anyone ever notice that the Typhoon looks alot like the badguy ship in "Galaxy Quest"
If you have to redo one do the Tempest Raven or Moa
- Tempest looks so frail that there is no way it would ever survive after a single battle
- Raven and Moa suffer from the caldari, we want it to look off and lopsided
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Jon Marburg
The Executioners Capital.Punishment
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Posted - 2011.08.15 06:33:00 -
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Dominix, celestis, moa, imicus, apoc, tempest, and ibis are hands down the worst. Have to say I wish there were more vertical hull ships like the naglfar and myrmidon in game.
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Herping yourDerp
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Posted - 2011.08.15 07:06:00 -
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hm just about all the gaylente, minmatar and caldari ships. most amarr ships look fine, pirate ships look fine ( except the pooper carrier) starting with the rookie ships, CCP should rebuild from the smallest ships to the largest...
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Larla Rosethorn
Minmatar Renegade Pleasure Androids PURgE Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.15 07:17:00 -
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Edited by: Larla Rosethorn on 15/08/2011 07:18:11 #1 Revelation #2 Archon
But yeah most ships in EVE are ugly. Not sure how they managed to do this, most stations look very nice. Must be a different artist.
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Unbendable McRib
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Posted - 2011.08.15 09:54:00 -
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Please give us nicer Ship Models to: 1. Raven 2. Dominix 3. Hyperion 4. Osprey 6. Imicus 7. Incursus 8. Abbadon 9. Proteus 10. Brutix 11. Megathron can have also an Update
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Sinden Strider
Gallente AszguarD
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Posted - 2011.08.15 10:31:00 -
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Excuse my spelling. Iteron-Class Ships could use a better skin/shape. The are we.. my wife says it looks like a telephone reciver Flying in space. Just a point.
Thanks for your time, Dennis (Sinden of the Aszguard Corp) Thoughts for The Future (Eve Ideas) |
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.15 14:11:00 -
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easy, Helios.
This is one of my most used ships and I hate the way it looks.
(I see a lot of people have said Typhoon... I actually like the Typhoon!) --- Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum I can tell you that this is one of the moments when we look at what those at CCP will do and less of what they say. |
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Malken
Celestial Apocalypse
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Posted - 2011.08.15 14:23:00 -
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well heres my ugly fugly list
1. moa, no explanation needed. 2. the sac. why ooh why did you remove the purplemetallic shine it had back in the day now it just looks like yeah... a even more ugly maller . 3. maller ^^
the amarrs sleek shiny yellowish metal finish is gone on most amarr ships and replaced by some dull ugly crap. it just doesnt fit the image of amarr.
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Janos Saal
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.15 15:32:00 -
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The correct answer is Aeon. Who designed that piece of ****? "Surround yourself with the faithful, stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens." |
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