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Ammzi
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:34:00 -
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Edited by: Ammzi on 10/08/2011 00:37:54
In before the whiners :D
edit:
**** ... 800 reads in 3 min.
I am becoming EVE-FAMOUS!!!
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Receg
Tragedy.
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:34:00 -
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I wanted to be the first to make this thread 
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We all have a photographic memory, it's just some of us don't have film. |
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:34:00 -
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ffs u got me - i thought i was first
Smart people have quotes in their sig
- me |
Elsa Nietchize
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:34:00 -
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I'm a whiner. anyone after me is after the whiners.
wtf, ccp, your server just died
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Alexandra Vyvorant
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:34:00 -
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Edited by: Alexandra Vyvorant on 10/08/2011 00:34:47
3rd?
Edit: crap 
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daddys helper
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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there can be only first
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Richard C Hoagland
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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My system is allegedly "currently loading"
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xxI ReApZz
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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yep, down
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fire elf
Solar Storm
Self Destruct.
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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DAMN U !! I was about to post it :P
British Riots has reached our SERVER OH NO!!!
EDIT:
User limit has been reached ?!
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Faith O'Siras
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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I WANTED TO MAKE THE THREAD!
IS THIS BECAUSE OF LONDON?! HAS THE CCP DATACENTER BEEN HIT!?
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Horace Friendly
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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ammzi wins
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Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
[12]
 Originally by: Ammzi
In before the whiners :D
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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This is all Hershman's fault and by extension the whole Caldari militia.
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Xeln Quuzg
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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the door is locked for a reason. do not open it!
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Chib Ya
Minmatar
Legio Prima Victrix
Imperius Legio Victrix
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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For PONY!
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Sigs sux! |
cBOLTSON
Star Frontiers
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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Server WELP!
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Malice Prox
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:35:00 -
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Noooooo my isk/h rate !
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Altair Raja
Minmatar
Colonial Marines EVE Division
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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Well there maybe goes my ship...
just as i pull the first group for the mission
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Jack Tronic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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Better set those month long training skills again, last time these crashes happened they last a week :/
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Crytil Krur
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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New Patch = Server crash twice now
and it wasnt even a real patch, good job ccp, stellar
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Darveses
Fantastulousification Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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MY HOBGOBLINS
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FlopSter
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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Hurray! I was just about to start playing for the evening...guess I'll go spend time with my wife instead...thanks CCP...*grumble*
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Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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that mission was almost finished!!! Ahhhhhhhh!
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Mandy Stafford
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:36:00 -
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12 fighters assigned for ratting. Whelp. Didn't need that 70M anyway.
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Neztruce
Minmatar
Salubrious Port Authority
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[25]
Edited by: Neztruce on 10/08/2011 00:37:24
main post
*whine*
Edit:
Your character is located within Hek, which is currently loading. Please try again in a moment.
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Max Keitt Keitt
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[26]
What's this? I don't even...
~+=+~
TQ Power Supplies
Learning to PVP |
Jee'ta
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[27]
Who got the kill-mail :)
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Cartheron Crust
Matari Exodus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[28]
Edited by: Cartheron Crust on 10/08/2011 00:37:17
You can't stop clickin' 'bout me |
Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[29]
I think my wife crashed Eve. She was talking about something like spending time together, romance, etc etc. I kinda ignored her, and then this. 
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"I quote myself for teh lulz." - Teers Artasti |
Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[30]
I have 25 hours of training in my skill queue fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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Joe Davaham
Eternal Phoenix Rises
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:37:00 -
[31]
Server SMASH
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:38:00 -
[32]
I lost my ****ing Avatar in DBRN-Z cus of gate rats! I bet CCP's logs wont show anything...
Please ensure your signature is within the allowed size of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24,000 bytes. Navigator |
Badden Powell
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:38:00 -
[33]
Looks like I'm buying new sentry drones. Good thing they are just t1.
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Hicksimus
Gallente
Plan-It Xpress
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:38:00 -
[34]
I start warp to a wormhole site, then hit my reps and hardener on my proteus but they don't turn on.......there goes my first T3 loss.
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Velnera Gallanus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:38:00 -
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I hope everything's alright over there. Don't forget, I think they mentioned that there would be an immediate server shutdown if they spotted someone trying to hack the CCP systems again. D:
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Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:39:00 -
[36]
It starts with TUX and ends with FORD?
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Narillius
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:39:00 -
[37]
I would like to post
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Droneland
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:39:00 -
[38]
in a c6 wh site, there goes the cap ships, nice one >.>
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JaseNZ
Gallente
The Suicide Kings
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
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Originally by: Mandy Stafford
12 fighters assigned for ratting. Whelp. Didn't need that 70M anyway.
If the server crashed (as opposed to our connection to it) would that not de-spawn the rats also?
Fighters should just be idle in space when you log back in.
If however rats don't despawn, then yeah, bye bye fighters...die gloriously!
Test Alliance: Friendship Is Magic Squad |
Captain Alcatraz
Heretic Academy
B A N E
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
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Rioters got the servers
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Zeddicus Jaeger
Minmatar
Dark Star Mining Company
Iron Heart Brotherhood
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
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7 cans of ore :'(
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ilovekk
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
[42]
just got an avatar tackled in DBRN-Z.
server is fine here |
xanaxred
Amarr
Crimson Infamy
Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
[43]
EVE Online, still in beta testing stage since 2003
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Mutnin
Amarr
Mutineers
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:40:00 -
[44]
It was me, I was there..
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Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:41:00 -
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I was going to make a thread before the crash but I figured that would not only be in bad taste but would cast suspicion on me by everybody who is ignorant of the current problems with the cluster.
"Sweet Jesus, It's an Anti-AT field!"
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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:41:00 -
[46]
WTB Warrior 2's. 
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"I quote myself for teh lulz." - Teers Artasti |
Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:41:00 -
[47]
WHERE'S MY GODDAMN AIR SUPPORT
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Naradius
DEATHFUNK
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[48]
First Lvl 4 I do in months and....oh bolloks, why do I bother with this terrible game?
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Kirsenne Stetille
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[49]
holy jitaspam-protest-lag batman
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janet calder
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[50]
Right in the middle of a Mission, man ya gotta love "Eve Offline" arghhhhhh
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Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[51]
Originally by: ilovekk
just got an avatar tackled in DBRN-Z.
server is fine here
That's just mean.... roflamo!
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Max Keitt Keitt
Amarr
Viziam
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[52]
Time to play Terraria for a bit.
~+=+~
TQ Power Supplies
Learning to PVP |
Valentina Valentia
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
[53]
*crash*
*blink, blink - sigh... T2 Hobs go bye-bye-...*
Alt-Tab
Boots WoT Client..."Tick, Tick, Tick... Time to roll out!" - Varoom Varoom... hehe...
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Effete Noir - a wonderful virtual cologne for the discerning Pod-Pilot - 4500 Aur - BUY. |
loonitunen
Gallente
The loonibin
Free United Spirits
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:42:00 -
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wooh :D belt was done, and all 15 drones collected.... warp to gate CRASH :D talk about good timing... now i will bake som cake :D
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Masumi Do
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:43:00 -
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YAY! For patch day.
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5432 543654
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:43:00 -
[56]
Guess its time to play LoL again.
Anyone want to come along?
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Tiberius Cloudrunner
Caldari
Northstar Cabal
Important Internet Spaceship League
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:43:00 -
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Eve crashed...again. I was there.
-Tib |
Zakua Corbin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
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Originally by: ilovekk
just got an avatar tackled in DBRN-Z.
server is fine here
Hahaaa, wicked funny =)
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
[59]
Page 3 I think
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xanaxred
Amarr
Crimson Infamy
Fuzzy Nut Attack Squirrels
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
[60]
I was there...
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Ferrenc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
[61]
your character is stuck try a different one - wack - i was there...
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Killstealing
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
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Edited by: Killstealing on 10/08/2011 00:44:32
5 day trial
enter game
buy a drake and do some 3s/4s to get back into the whole flying thing
engage some rats
???
uninstall, eating some ham and bacon
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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
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Server Up 
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"I quote myself for teh lulz." - Teers Artasti |
Kijo Rikki
Caldari
Point of No Return
Waterboard
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:44:00 -
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This is bull! I was just getting ready to kill 3 abbadons and a falcon in my rifter....I HAD THEM!
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Crusuo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
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Edited by: Crusuo on 10/08/2011 00:46:18
Originally by: FlopSter
Hurray! I was just about to start playing for the evening...guess I'll go spend time with my wife instead...thanks CCP...*grumble*
EPIC! God forbid you spend time with the wife... Guess you can always boot up WOW. Come on, you know you want too.. HA!
I wasn't there - cause I can't log in. 
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Ckay2005
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
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I HOPE it doesnt wack my ship in that mission I JUST ported into!
"sigh"
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Zanthosistine
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
[67]
Time to go read a book, those pretty much always work still.
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Mia Restolo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
[68]
Don't worry everyone Jita is alive.... course nothing else is...
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Maxx Ransom
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
[69]
Im sorry, Your Universe has been cancelled due to lack of interest.
Have a nice day
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
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Hilmler got drunk and disbanded server.
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Spoon Lord
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
[71]
WTB 10 T2 Mining Drones, por favor.
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Haruki Tekitsu
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:45:00 -
[72]
Well no one can accuse CCP of being inconsistent.
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Burseg Sardaukar
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[73]
I was there...
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Xpaulusx
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[74]
Adds to the Wine & Cheese festival..........
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Brusanan
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[75]
I was there.
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BladeMos
Caldari
FISKL GUARDS
RED.OverLord
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[76]
well i think the hamsters died again cause ur getting shtty ones again fix and reboot plz
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reallybored
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[77]
mm says im in a different system than i was and that it's stuck..............wtf?
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Overconfidence
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
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Your character is located within Hageken, which is currently stuck. Please select a different character or try later.
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Hot Tubes
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[79]
I was bare
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Dark Drifter
Amarr
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:46:00 -
[80]
FYI i was also there :P
to our departed friend EDD "april 09" fly true man |
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Zleon Leigh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[81]
Edited by: Zleon Leigh on 10/08/2011 00:47:49
Originally by: Haruki Tekitsu
Well no one can accuse CCP of being inconsistent.
This...
and - my system is *still* loading? Sorry folks - bet it's going to go down again...
Edit - sorry not loading - STUCK... oh boy
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Skyee Everson
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[82]
HED is up apparently. People with no shield, structure. Reports of two gates on the same grid.
Things are crazy out here
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Lord RectAnus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[83]
I was there also.
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Josie Ironside
Caldari
Augnais Enterprises
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[84]
Well, I was there.
and now I'm bloomin' here.
"What am I supposed to do, talk to them sternly?"
- Ms Ironside, on finding out just how few guns her first ship could carry. |
Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[85]
Can't spam local. Spammin forum.
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Lord Jingu
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:47:00 -
[86]
I felt a disturbance in the force,
as if thousands of players cried out wtf,
and were suddenly silenced.
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Neutra RaVe
Amarr
Drunken Wookies
BricK sQuAD.
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:48:00 -
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Spoon Lord
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:48:00 -
[88]
Originally by: reallybored
mm says im in a different system than i was and that it's stuck..............wtf?
Just got the same.
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Phugoid
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:48:00 -
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From now on, any new patch has to be called a patch-crash......
I used to have patience with CCP, but more and more it seems they need to hire some real life Indian engineers, or at least Pakistanis for crying out loud!
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Kirsenne Stetille
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:48:00 -
[90]
Couple hundred spammers in Jita local trying to crash the server, folks, hold on to your underpants
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Ferrenc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:48:00 -
[91]
lol ya, my system appears to be unstuck and now loading, what happens after loading again? oh ya, stuck
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Brian Sjet
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[92]
Couster still has not loaded yet.
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Lord Mollem
Gallente
Hudson's Nebula Company
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[93]
Yep, still down.
Your character is located within *****, which is currently stuck. Please select a different character or try later.
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[94]
As long as Jita is alive, the game is fine.
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8INFIERNO8
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[95]
I there was????
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janet calder
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[96]
I am getting this statement:
Your character is located within _________, which is currently stuck. Please select a different character or try later.
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The Yzzerman
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[97]
my thread is better
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kei assimov
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[98]
i was there==now i'm here on the forums. Now to go back and try it again. wish me luck.
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Valentina Valentia
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[99]
Things to do when EVE crashes:
1. World of Tanks!
2. Bake cakes
3. post about the two above things:
4. whine
5. read about the whine
6. SMASH things!
7. listen to the EVE-Radio? nah...
8. Watch girls, unless you is a girl, in which case let us watch you...
9. NPR radio? nah... too depressing
10. YouTube? - nah... World of Tanks!...
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Effete Noir - a wonderful virtual cologne for the discerning Pod-Pilot - 4500 Aur - BUY. |
Rick Maken
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[100]
No words from CCP yet...
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[101]
Forum? I hardly knew 'um. But I did forum.
Also please stick me in a better region than Black Rise next time.
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Io Triumphe
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:49:00 -
[102]
Originally by: reallybored
mm says im in a different system than i was and that it's stuck..............wtf?
Same. Was Vale. Now Cat.
2011 will be the year of excellence - CCP
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Amsterdam Conversations
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:50:00 -
[103]
I was there.
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Brusanan
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:50:00 -
[104]
Plox bring the servers back online so I can go stare at my door some more.
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Dred'Pirate Wesley
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:50:00 -
[105]
lmao
I just reactivated an hour ago after nearly a year away from the game and the server crashes.
Seems some things never change..
YAAAARRRR! Where's Buttercup?! |
Mouthy Misses
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:50:00 -
[106]
jita is working only u cant jump out of the ****hole
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Java Bean
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:50:00 -
[107]
I pooped over there.
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Pooper Scooperz
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:51:00 -
[108]
Originally by: Java Bean
I pooped over there.
No worries. I AM ON IT.
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Jenny Aakiwa
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:51:00 -
[109]
And then it shut down. 
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Ferrenc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:51:00 -
[110]
2011 will be the year of excellence - CCP
lol io, ya excellence instead of new content right? well at least we got excellence
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Masumi Do
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:51:00 -
[111]
Lol i think they just reset it now... or it crashed again.
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Lord Mollem
Gallente
Hudson's Nebula Company
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[112]
Guess I'm gonna go play some tetris... now there's some excitement!
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BLACK-STAR
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[113]
a second time is a charm.
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PlasticWrap
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[114]
Only 20 hours in the queue...if only CCP would warn me about these crashes. I'm not clever enough to queue long skills on patch day on my own. =\
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daddys helper
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[115]
but now is unknown
some iceman got out of bed and hit the reset button
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Because Of Door
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[116]
Just open the bloody door! I'm stuck here! STUCK!
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Brian Sjet
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[117]
Originally by: Kirsenne Stetille
Couple hundred spammers in Jita local trying to crash the server, folks, hold on to your underpants
I thought Jita got it's own server...and update, Couster is now stuck and now the status of the server is now unknown.
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Sumi Akita
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[118]
I don't mind so much a crash, is the hour and a halfs time I lost in my Osprey trying to finish loading the JetCan.
Sigh
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Mouthy Misses
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[119]
server is now down
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Tyrandiox
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[120]
Rioters (see, trolls) DDoS'in er server!
Dey too ker jerbs!
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KingMazz ONE
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:52:00 -
[121]
yes CCP HAS DONE IT AGAIN THEY DID NOT FEED RHE HAMSTERS!!!!!!
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Mia Restolo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:53:00 -
[122]
Jita went poof finally, scammers and spammers trying to the last!
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Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:53:00 -
[123]
Who forgot to offer CCP their daily "services"?   
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:53:00 -
[124]
IRL threat against CCP employees.
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Bonn Minh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:53:00 -
[125]
Apparently I'm not connected to the internet (according to client). Somehow, I did manage to get to the forums.
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Vatueil
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[126]
Eat a fat ****ing **** CCP!
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Narrina Skyler
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[127]
Let me guess - only characters with a Golden Monocle can login now?
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Melchiades Seti
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[128]
Crashed to desktop again, and now it won't let you login.
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Malice Prox
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[129]
Quote:
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that you have not established an internet connection, the server isn't running, or the server address or port number was wrong.
Fixed it for you, sorted by descending probability.
Could not connect to the specified address. Odds are that the server isn't running, the server address or port number was wrong, you have not established an internet connection.
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Junta 2024
Th3 Grudge
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[130]
Originally by: Pooper Scooperz
Originally by: Java Bean
I pooped over there.
No worries. I AM ON IT.
Now that's just funny
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[131]
I was about to empty my corps hangar and just do a b-line to jita while they were busy PvP'ing. Too late now... 
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Rho kho
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[132]
DOH!!! I knew I shouldn't have pushed that button!
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Cedar Locus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[133]
oh no, i almost logged in
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Linda Shadowborn
Gallente
Dark Steel Industries
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[134]
Originally by: Valentina Valentia
Things to do when EVE crashes:
8. Watch girls, unless you is a girl, in which case let us watch you...
sure send 100 million isk for the first half hour, 300 if you want me to be naked ;)
wait what.. eh.. forget i said anything that would be creepy.. yes.. *chuckles*
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Mandy Stafford
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[135]
and now booted out of login entirely.
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Dan Pyre
Amarr
Wolfsbrigade
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[136]
Funniest part is that they STILL haven't communicated with us. A simple 'hey someone spilled coffee all over Tranquility' or 'oh god they breached the safe room get those servers out of here now' would have been nice.
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Desert Ice78
Gryphon River Industries
R-I-P
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[137]
Bloody riots.....
____________________________________
Preserved for all time, :::The Thread::: |
Crusuo
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:54:00 -
[138]
Edited by: Crusuo on 10/08/2011 00:55:12
Originally by: Pooper Scooperz
Originally by: Java Bean
I pooped over there.
No worries. I AM ON IT.
Let this serve as a warning to others, never, EVER be drinking while reading this stuff on the fourms. It can have tragic results.
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Brian Sjet
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:55:00 -
[139]
eve offline says server is down.
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elenor drifter
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:55:00 -
[140]
IF YOU ARE BRITISH PLEASE GO OUT ANY SMASH UP YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER IN PROTEST AT CCP CONSPIRING TO CONTROAL YOUR GAME EXPERIANCE....
lol dont realy its wrong.
BUT SEARIOUSLY GO BREAK STUFF
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Dark reminance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:56:00 -
[141]
QUIT ****ing jerking off on the servers CCP
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Lily'ia
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:56:00 -
[142]
Only recently reactivated after a year out, running a few L4s to generate some cash, have possibly now lost my CNR to bloody rats.
On top of that degenerate youths are torching my city. Bad day
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Teshz
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:56:00 -
[143]
Was I there?
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The Yzzerman
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:56:00 -
[144]
I hate you so much right now
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Galen Shieldbreaker
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:57:00 -
[145]
Way to go CCP, you got my vote for Thumbs in the Butt
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Sister Heinous Venus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:57:00 -
[146]
Sort of surprised that CCP hasn't announced anything yet. |
Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:57:00 -
[147]
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN
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shellree
Minmatar
Kung Fu Carebears
AAA Citizens
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[148]
was just going to hot drop the 30 man nc gang in sv5 ohh well
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[149]
Edited by: Andr Katelo on 10/08/2011 00:58:01
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN
No. I am PvP'ing in Jita atm.
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Dark reminance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[150]
God i hope they really do smash the london servers |
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Wang Zenormous
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[151]
Dear CCP,
Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.
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Link 420
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[152]
Hey no reason to talk about the server crash.
Noone cares if the product is offline, if thousands of people are denied service, or if hundreds of people suffer a virtual goods loss...
But 2 CCPers attending a German geekfest? - now THATS news!
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Nips McPoppin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[153]
Edited by: Nips McPoppin on 10/08/2011 00:58:32
Originally by: elenor drifter
IF YOU ARE BRITISH PLEASE GO OUT ANY SMASH UP YOUR LOCAL TOWN CENTER IN PROTEST AT CCP CONSPIRING TO CONTROAL YOUR GAME EXPERIANCE....
lol dont realy its wrong.
BUT SEARIOUSLY GO BREAK STUFF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_9zpAWFFKQ
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Joe Davaham
Eternal Phoenix Rises
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[154]
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN
Nope- its all in your head.
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Vitank
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[155]
Originally by: Lily'ia
On top of that degenerate youths are torching my city. Bad day
And they say its "NOT" ok to smack your children .... hell i'd be dead in my days if i'd ever do something remotely close to that....
Ahhhh good ole days ... *smack, turn the rabit ears kid*
V
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Byrinkaikin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:58:00 -
[156]
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN
Thanks Capt. Obvious
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Testchar123123
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 -
[157]
Starting up...(224 sec.)
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Jorlin
Minmatar
Eastern Sun
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 -
[158]
and now for something completely different...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k
sorry, couldn't resist...
where are your're legs that used to run ...hurrooo hurrooo
no police, no summons, no courts of law;
no proper procedure, no rules of war;
no mitigating circumstance;
no lawyers fees, no second chance! |
Jenny Aakiwa
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Posted - 2011.08.10 00:59:00 -
[159]
Originally by: Testchar123123
Starting up...(224 sec.)
Finally!
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Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[160]
server starting up in 229 sec
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Noxious Odor
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[161]
WHAT WHAT IN THE BUTTTTT
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Kirsenne Stetille
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[162]
Originally by: Joe Davaham
Originally by: Dirk Magnum
GUYS IS THE SERVER DOWN
Nope- its all in your head.
but then how the **** was I there?
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[163]
Dust 514 players are gonna be ****ed each time the eve server crashes and they can't interact with us.
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Vulpina Elaphe
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[164]
I accidentally dropped my Token of Submission into the server fan. Not sure if I can find it....
Wait. There it is!
Sorry!
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:00:00 -
[165]
2 mins before start up! Grab a drink!
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Hjalma Stadt
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 -
[166]
This is why we don't turn on the water cannons!!!!
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Jack Tronic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 -
[167]
Starting up...(101 sec.)
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Bonn Minh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 -
[168]
Originally by: Testchar123123
Starting up...(224 sec.)
Why do I get a vision of a bunch of icelanders out on the ice pulling generator start cords? :x
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Neztruce
Minmatar
Salubrious Port Authority
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 -
[169]
Edited by: Neztruce on 10/08/2011 01:01:34
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9DkciMTsLI
"Caught on fire a little bit. Just a little."
No wonder Russians own EVE.
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daddys helper
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:01:00 -
[170]
CHEATER!
I SEE WUT JOO DID THERE
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Maxx Ransom
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[171]
Dear Capsuleer,
The system you were in is no longer available. We have relocated your clone to the Biomass harvester. Please enjoy your stay.
Quafe Ultra...the next best thing to being there.
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Morpheus Deathbrew
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[172]
O_O :O
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Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[173]
It was me... I was streaming Asian **** from that one really cool bootleg Asian **** site in the game browser, while I was scamming in Jita... Only 5 dollar... me love you long time!
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Noxious Odor
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[174]
WAT WAT IN THE BUTTTTT
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Dawgzilla
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[175]
ty ccp i needed to get up cause my IV Drip was getting empty and my bed pan was getting full. Ohh did i mention that my freind and i had your high sec mining fleet in a belt when this happend and some rats just warped in.
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[176]
Under 20 sec!
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Byrinkaikin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:02:00 -
[177]
Originally by: Maxx Ransom
Dear Capsuleer,
The system you were in is no longer available. We have relocated your clone to the Biomass harvester. Please enjoy your stay.
Quafe Ultra...the next best thing to being there.
Awesome!
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Vomitorious
Motion Sickness Unlimited
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[178]
I just
HLEEUURGGGHH!
the server.
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XmakkarrovX makkarrov
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[179]
Bah pdrl÷gż
ssd',g÷S'k,,,,,,,ls
l,żk
df0smkovpskm,zx v÷Szxmkser
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Zeddicus Jaeger
Minmatar
Dark Star Mining Company
Iron Heart Brotherhood
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[180]
Not accepting connections :p
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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[181]
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.
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"I quote myself for teh lulz." - Teers Artasti |
Sumi Akita
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[182]
The cluster is not currently accepting connections
Teeesesesesesese
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Archaic Flame
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:03:00 -
[183]
Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,
Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.
Bro, who wants to actually QA? Everyone knows QA is either for mindless drones or people trying to be actual game devs like designers or programmers.
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PolarBearSlayer
Gallente
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 -
[184]
It will accept my connection!
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Hicksimus
Gallente
Plan-It Xpress
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 -
[185]
Not accepting connections...
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Derwin Tremor
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:04:00 -
[186]
"Not accepting connections"
Classic
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8INFIERNO8
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[187]
rear conection?
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Andr Katelo
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[188]
Originally by: Teers Artasti
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.
Was worth the 3 min wait.
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Narrina Skyler
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[189]
Originally by: Sumi Akita
The cluster is not currently accepting connections
They have to let all the NPCs in the mission I was running log in first...
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Bonn Minh
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[190]
Its working for me, logon successful!
(sorry bad joke)
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Delfain
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[191]
OMG, I can't log on! SH*T JUST GOT REAAAAAAALLLL!
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Because Of Door
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[192]
Not accepting connections?!?!! My shiny donkey-butt... What the hell did I train it to 5 for anyway!?!?!
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Lord RectAnus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[193]
My cluster is accepting connections
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Lily'ia
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[194]
Edited by: Lily''ia on 10/08/2011 01:06:26
Originally by: Vitank
Originally by: Lily'ia
On top of that degenerate youths are torching my city. Bad day
And they say its "NOT" ok to smack your children .... hell i'd be dead in my days if i'd ever do something remotely close to that....
Ahhhh good ole days ... *smack, turn the rabit ears kid*
V
It's health and safety and political correctness gone mad. Parents cannot discipline their children so they learn no moral values or decency. Teachers cannot stand up to pupils in the classroom so they are poorly educated and learn no respect for authority. Police cannot 'police' because they have their hands tied so youths never learn the consequences of their actions and cannot be stopped in situations like this. Result? Manipulative thugs, a mob mentality and greedy childish whims lead to wanton theft and destruction, as the nation can only sit back and watch.
You see the ranting your lazy hamsters induce CCP!? I want to play EVE to escape from this madness!
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Domer Pyle
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:05:00 -
[195]
i'd better not lose my can because of this! :P
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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[196]
Originally by: Teers Artasti
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:03:25
Not accepting connections.
EVERY SINGLE TIME! IM A FOOL!!!
In the mean time. Skittles!!!
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Andantino
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[197]
Oh man, and my corp was all ready to head out to war too.
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reallybored
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[198]
it's finally up!!!
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Io Triumphe
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[199]
Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,
Please hire a competent QA department. <snip>
"Testing is the realm of Quality Assurance (QA)." This is the final stage before something hits Tranquility and our QA Manager reigns supreme. Having gone into testing usually means it has received a deployment build and the various types of testing has commenced on our Singularity test server. Occasionally we only test on Chaos things we want to keep as a complete surprise.
link: http://www.eveonline.com/updates/intesting.asp
This must be one of those surprises
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Alicia Storm
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[200]
Yes, I just waited for the countdown and now it is saying the Server is not accepting connections.
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Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[201]
Originally by: Archaic Flame
Originally by: Wang Zenormous
Dear CCP,
Please hire a competent QA department. When interviewing potential candidates... you might want to hit them with some industry buzzwords to make sure they actually know something about software QA. Things like "test cases", "test plans", "functionality", "scalability", "production defect" would be good to throw around. If they give you that blank, deer in a headlight stare (as im sure most of your current QA staff, if you have any, would), you might want to look elsewhere.
Bro, who wants to actually QA? Everyone knows QA is either for mindless drones or people trying to be actual game devs like designers or programmers.
Too bad you dont know what your talking about Archaic
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Zadox Galston
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[202]
*crash*
>:(
*login*
"Wtf"
*Your character is located within *, which is currently loading. Please wait*
:\
*Starting up...(224 sec.)*
:D
*Starting up...(54 sec.)*
\o/
*Starting up...(2 sec.)*
:D :D :D
"The cluster is not currently accepting connections"
ADAFDEAFLKJSDLFKJSOFKJOERIVNLKXHZOIJW
Oh ccp, you tease.
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Malice Prox
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:06:00 -
[203]
My loki is still alive ! \o/ yaay
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Derwin Tremor
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 -
[204]
EVE is Real
effin frustrating
Now I'm here
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Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 -
[205]
Jesus told me that he would be contacting CCP to get this immediate crisis resolved ASAP!
He also told me that if we offered CCP more blow jobs these kinds of things would not happen.
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Baske
THE PAROXYSM
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 -
[206]
Stop *****ing and login :)
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loonitunen
Gallente
The loonibin
Free United Spirits
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 -
[207]
uhh online in motsu
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Nips McPoppin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:07:00 -
[208]
huzzah
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Mohrgai
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[209]
Originally by: Bonn Minh
Why do I get a vision of a bunch of icelanders out on the ice pulling generator start cords? :x
No idea, especially as it's Summer and Reykjavfk lacks ice at this time of year.
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Teers Artasti
Independent Miners Guild
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[210]
Edited by: Teers Artasti on 10/08/2011 01:08:24
ZOMG ITS UP!?!
EDIT: Your character is located within ******, which is currently loading. Please try again in a moment.
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"I quote myself for teh lulz." - Teers Artasti |
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[211]
I'm in! I was there! Now I'm there again!
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JoeBear770
Amarr
Faster Muffins
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[212]
yeay I am on
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Maxx Ransom
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[213]
If your cluster isnt accepting connectiuons, does this mean were Clusterf***ed
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reallybored
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:08:00 -
[214]
my fudging pve tengu is gone
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Alicia Storm
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:09:00 -
[215]
I am back online
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Jon Taggart
State War Academy
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:09:00 -
[216]
Wouldn't you be able to petition to get your ship back?
"Our logs show nothing!"
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Razimus en Thielles
Gallente
Dec Dodgers in the 40th Century
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:09:00 -
[217]
go go go...it's up
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Io Triumphe
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:10:00 -
[218]
01:08:33 Notify You must be inside a ship or capsule in order to perform that action. Please board a ship and try again.
wrong system and no ship or pod atm. TY come again!
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elenor drifter
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:10:00 -
[219]
wow im docked in a system 3 jumps from whrer i was kicked and my ship is unmanned inn space still ...
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Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:10:00 -
[220]
lost a raven, doesnt show anything about it
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Dichotomi
Amarr
Protagonists Of Doom
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:10:00 -
[221]
See I told you Jesus would fix it... so who's day is it to blow CCP? I did it two days ago.... its not my turn!
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Sister Heinous Venus
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:12:00 -
[222]
Oh AWESOME! I just found an Orca with no pilot! Woo Hoo!
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reallybored
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:13:00 -
[223]
Originally by: Sister Heinous Venus
Oh AWESOME! I just found an Orca with no pilot! Woo Hoo!
imagine jita right now
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Hung TuLo
Gallente
Heavy Asset Relocation Inc
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:13:00 -
[224]
this is just wrong
how do you know where your ship is now?
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:14:00 -
[225]
I just trained Indy Command Ship 1 today. I'm one jump from Jita. Gonna get me a free Orca.
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Brusanan
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:14:00 -
[226]
Originally by: Hung TuLo
this is just wrong
how do you know where your ship is now?
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1563607
It's in space, exactly where you were when the server crashed.
______
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:17:00 -
[227]
I came back to a random grid in the system I was in. It wasn't even where I would have e-warped to.
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Arec Bardwin
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:19:00 -
[228]
Edited by: Arec Bardwin on 10/08/2011 01:23:55
Originally by: Sister Heinous Venus
Oh AWESOME! I just found an Orca with no pilot! Woo Hoo!
Massive shiˇtstorm incoming!
Lots of empty ships in the main pipes
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Linda Flamewalker
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Posted - 2011.08.10 01:22:00 -
[229]
Originally by: Arec Bardwin
Originally by: Sister Heinous Venus
Oh AWESOME! I just found an Orca with no pilot! Woo Hoo!
Massive shítstorm incoming
seen a few freighters in space with no pilots, none i could fly though. dammit
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