Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 0 post(s) |
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.15 19:32:00 -
[1]
Hello MD.
After being scammed out of your isk multiple times recently, I figured that you would need a new loan to put your isk into, since you're fairly keen on losing it.
I need a loan of 20bil isk.
It will be used as follows.
~13bil or so will be used to buy a vindicator pvp character ~7bil or so will be used to buy an officier fit vindicator
I will be using this vindicator to kill n00bs in lowsec and loot their loots and then sell that loot and make approximately a 200% profit on the 20bil a month. 20% of this will be given back to investors. Your 20bil will be paid back as soon as it can be, and never worry, it is completely and utterly safe.
To address any concerns about my character. While I am very good at evreything, some might say that I'm mentally deficcent. I assure you this is not the case and if you want to argue about it, argue with my doctor. You can reach him at:
1234 Herp Derp Ave. Herp Derp Medical Derps Inc. Mr. Derpington, MD. 1-800-DR.DERP
The loan will be dished out in 1 isk portions.
20,000,000,000/20,000,000,000 remain.
Investors:
Me (-20bil) Jirry (20bil) (They cancel)
|
Brock Nelson
|
Posted - 2011.08.15 19:39:00 -
[2]
Couldn't hurt to invest 20b of my isk into my alt.
|
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
|
Posted - 2011.08.15 21:39:00 -
[3]
would like pledge 21b cuz ur my friend
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Gatan Hahran
|
Posted - 2011.08.15 21:40:00 -
[4]
Reserving 42 ISK of this, pending audit |
Jerry Pepridge
|
Posted - 2011.08.15 22:36:00 -
[5]
ITT: Butthurt neckbeard makes an alt to spam MD after being fleeced by phaser inc _________________________________________________
Misty McGinnity Doesn't have an iPhone. |
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:26:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 16/08/2011 02:27:53
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge ITT: Butthurt neckbeard makes an alt to spam MD after being fleeced by phaser inc
Ur too butthurt and brain fried from trolling to actually be able to say anything else about people. You'd need half a brain to figure he's no alt and that he uses 2 chars as "mains".
edit: you also seem to fancy the word "butthurt" a lot; did you get r aped perchance or just reaching the coming out phase of gayness?
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Jerry Pepridge
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:28:00 -
[7]
Originally by: Coffe's Babe
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge ITT: Butthurt neckbeard makes an alt to spam MD after being fleeced by phaser inc
Ur too butthurt and brain fried from trolling to actually be able to say anything else about people. You'd need half a brain to figure he's no alt and that he uses 2 chars as "mains".
wtb: class 1 wh, highsec static
can you halp me? _________________________________________________
Misty McGinnity Doesn't have an iPhone. |
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 02:30:00 -
[8]
Edited by: Coffe''s Babe on 16/08/2011 02:30:37 Sure. I'll trade you the BM's when I get home. I need half the sum on trade and half on BM confirmation. What's ur budget? Oh wait... you have none cause trolling earns no isk.\
edit: way to ignore the other edit;
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 03:38:00 -
[9]
I have yet to recieve I ESS KAY from any of you fine chaps.
I actually have 3 mains.
I am butthurt JARRY, this is true, check my corp name teehee. Lauren Hailfury says butthurt also.
-Lauren Hailfury (aka Jury Peepridge) fainboi.
|
Jerry Pepridge
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 03:40:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Angsty Teenager I have yet to recieve I ESS KAY from any of you fine chaps.
I actually have 3 mains.
I am butthurt JARRY, this is true, check my corp name teehee. Lauren Hailfury says butthurt also.
-Lauren Hailfury (aka Jury Peepridge) fainboi.
:effort: _________________________________________________
Misty McGinnity Doesn't have an iPhone. |
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 03:43:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Gatan Hahran Reserving 42 ISK of this, pending audit
Who wants to audit me. I can audit myself, i volunteer.
Results:
NAV: At least over 9000. That's it.
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 03:45:00 -
[12]
Originally by: Jerry Pepridge
Originally by: Angsty Teenager I have yet to recieve I ESS KAY from any of you fine chaps.
I actually have 3 mains.
I am butthurt JARRY, this is true, check my corp name teehee. Lauren Hailfury says butthurt also.
-Lauren Hailfury (aka Jury Peepridge) fainboi.
:effort:
How do I even respond to this. Can I just pledge -20bil instead?
|
Coffe's Babe
Caldari
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:31:00 -
[13]
You mean you steal 20 or what?
Smart people have quotes in their sig - me |
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 04:43:00 -
[14]
No I mean I'll pledge -20bil to jerry's next offering.
|
Gatan Hahran
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 09:20:00 -
[15]
Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Originally by: Gatan Hahran Reserving 42 ISK of this, pending audit
Who wants to audit me. I can audit myself, i volunteer.
Results:
NAV: At least over 9000. That's it.
Sounds good. Could you put items for 42 isk out of the 9000 isk stuff up as collateral? You can hold the collateral yourself, because everyone knows it would be stupid to trust a 3rd party.
|
Miss Cruentatus
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 12:17:00 -
[16]
Edited by: Miss Cruentatus on 16/08/2011 12:17:52
Originally by: Angsty Teenager While I am very good at evreything
Apart from spelling.
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 18:47:00 -
[17]
Originally by: Gatan Hahran
Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Originally by: Gatan Hahran Reserving 42 ISK of this, pending audit
Who wants to audit me. I can audit myself, i volunteer.
Results:
NAV: At least over 9000. That's it.
Sounds good. Could you put items for 42 isk out of the 9000 isk stuff up as collateral? You can hold the collateral yourself, because everyone knows it would be stupid to trust a 3rd party.
Ok, will do.
Originally by: Miss Cruentatus Edited by: Miss Cruentatus on 16/08/2011 12:17:52
Originally by: Angsty Teenager While I am very good at evreything
Apart from spelling.
>implying spelling is part of evreything
|
Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 18:53:00 -
[18]
The least believable thing in your whole proposal is the idea that anyone who knows anything about pvp or lowsec would take a 7b vindicator there.
Closet carebear, identified.
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.16 21:32:00 -
[19]
Edited by: Angsty Teenager on 16/08/2011 21:35:05
Originally by: Emperor Cheney The least believable thing in your whole proposal is the idea that anyone who knows anything about pvp or lowsec would take a 7b vindicator there.
Closet carebear, identified.
>implying Garmon is a carebear and knows nothing about pvp or lowsec
Come back when you stop being a PVP scrub.
-Garmon faniboi.
Edit: In case you have no idea what the hell I'm talking about (likely, since you're clearly ******ed), refer to this: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=10654660
|
Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:01:00 -
[20]
Okay, players who feel like generating ridiculous killmails take 7b isk vindicators to lowsec. I'm sure he had fun with that and could afford it. I'm also well aware that spending that much isk on a ship is not neccessary in lowsec.
As far as "pawning noobs" or whatever horrible internet memespeak you use, you are still being silly. Most "noobs" that get "pawned" in lowsec do so to t2 fit hurricanes and the like.
|
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:05:00 -
[21]
Originally by: Emperor Cheney Okay, players who feel like generating ridiculous killmails take 7b isk vindicators to lowsec. I'm sure he had fun with that and could afford it. I'm also well aware that spending that much isk on a ship is not neccessary in lowsec.
As far as "pawning noobs" or whatever horrible internet memespeak you use, you are still being silly. Most "noobs" that get "pawned" in lowsec do so to t2 fit hurricanes and the like.
Why should I listen to you when you've already proved to everybody in this thread that you know nothing about pvp, lowsec, or eve in general?
|
I likegirls
Minmatar
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:06:00 -
[22]
I can sell you the vindicator and vindicator toon. <3 |
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:12:00 -
[23]
Originally by: I likegirls I can sell you the vindicator and vindicator toon.
Great, then I'm just waiting on investors.
-I likegirls2
|
Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 01:45:00 -
[24]
Originally by: Angsty Teenager
Why should I listen to you when you've already proved to everybody in this thread that you know nothing about pvp, lowsec, or eve in general?
Well, I live there. You don't.
How's the "noob pawning" going? Saved up enough isk to "pawn" some "noobs" yet? Sure need a whole lot of isk to go noob pawnin'!
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 04:10:00 -
[25]
>implying once again that I know nothing about pvp, and that you do, despite being proved blatantly wrong.
-somebody's fanbioi.
|
Herping yourDerp
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 05:55:00 -
[26]
reported for giving away my phone number and address Eve online next expansion details |
Emperor Cheney
Celebrity Sex Tape
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 06:40:00 -
[27]
Originally by: Angsty Teenager >implying once again that I know nothing about pvp, and that you do, despite being proved blatantly wrong.
-somebody's fanbioi.
What does that even mean? Any of it? I'm "blatantly wrong?" You still think 7b isk vindicators are how people roll in lowsec? Or something?
Your foruming: It's bad.
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 07:10:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Emperor Cheney
Originally by: Angsty Teenager >implying once again that I know nothing about pvp, and that you do, despite being proved blatantly wrong.
-somebody's fanbioi.
What does that even mean? Any of it? I'm "blatantly wrong?" You still think 7b isk vindicators are how people roll in lowsec? Or something?
Your foruming: It's bad.
7b isk vindicators is how propvpers role in lowsec. You wouldn't know since you're not pro. Git off my lawn.
|
OllieNorth
Gallente R-K Industries
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 19:53:00 -
[29]
You people honestly make me not want to troll anymore, it's like trying to argue reasonably in an abortion debate.
|
Angsty Teenager
|
Posted - 2011.08.17 20:15:00 -
[30]
Originally by: OllieNorth You people honestly make me not want to troll anymore, it's like trying to argue reasonably in an abortion debate.
>implying you ever were trolling.
|
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |