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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2011.08.20 20:52:00 -
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Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it. 
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Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.20 20:58:00 -
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Much like your manparts, your touchpad has been rubbed raw.
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:12:00 -
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 Originally by: Feligast
Much like your manparts, your touchpad has been rubbed raw.
That's what happens when you've played nothing but EVE on it.
I haven't had a desktop PC for 3+ years.
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LaneHacker
Band of Freelancers
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:13:00 -
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Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it.
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
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Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:14:00 -
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Going on 4 for me, I know the feeling.
That and the manparts chafing.. 
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Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:30:00 -
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Originally by: LaneHacker
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
1/10. Seriously dude, that's the best you could do? Call somebody on the internet fat and say he's a liar for claiming to have had a girlfriend at some point? boooring.
Hell, 1/10 is being generous. I mean, it's a token score to reflect the fact that you show willing, but you REALLY need to come up with some material that suggests you have more brains than the fish I caught today.
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Verin "Stitcher" Hakatain.
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malcovas Henderson
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:52:00 -
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Edited by: malcovas Henderson on 20/08/2011 21:52:20
Originally by: LaneHacker
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
Internet Anonymity at it's finest. As well as trying to be an E-Thug, I'll bet you are also a straight "A"'s successful businessman, world record holder in the 100m's. Supermodel wife, and a supermodel mistress. All this while having a disability, or a life threatening ailment
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MeBiatch
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:58:00 -
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seriously how do you play eve without a mouse?!?!?!? i tried using the touchpad... drove me nuts... seriously...
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Kilrayn
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Posted - 2011.08.20 21:58:00 -
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Originally by: malcovas Henderson
Edited by: malcovas Henderson on 20/08/2011 21:52:20
Originally by: LaneHacker
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
Internet Anonymity at it's finest. As well as trying to be an E-Thug, I'll bet you are also a straight "A"'s successful businessman, world record holder in the 100m's. Supermodel wife, and a supermodel mistress. All this while having a disability, or a life threatening ailment
My bet is on him being Ultim's alt. He sure was mad bro 
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SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.20 22:14:00 -
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Originally by: malcovas Henderson
Edited by: malcovas Henderson on 20/08/2011 21:52:20
Originally by: LaneHacker
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
Internet Anonymity at it's finest. As well as trying to be an E-Thug, I'll bet you are also a straight "A"'s successful businessman, world record holder in the 100m's. Supermodel wife, and a supermodel mistress. All this while having a disability, or a life threatening ailment
lol +1
also i expect the troll to post something like this pic after getting you all riled up
The Monocle Definition
CCP - Originally by: Imuran
Cannot code properly
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Telvani
Crouching Woman Hidden Cucumber
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Posted - 2011.08.20 22:17:00 -
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HOLY ****!
That guys laptop isn't on fire and its running the incarna client!
lol, jk its probably just a screenshot which hes used as a screensaver.
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Ryhss
Caldari
The Excecutorans
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Posted - 2011.08.20 22:32:00 -
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Why, when someone posts something funny, the Eve O community does nothing but trash talk? You all realize trash talking proves nothing but your own stupidity?
Originally by: Kaethe Kollwitz
null sec sucks dongs.
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Generals4
Caldari
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Posted - 2011.08.20 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Ryhss
Why, when someone posts something funny, the Eve O community does nothing but trash talk? You all realize trash talking proves nothing but your own stupidity?
It's all that inner rage they don't dare to express in RL because they're RL carebears.
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Cipher Jones
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.20 23:35:00 -
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Originally by: LaneHacker
Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it.
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
I hate to burst your bubble but its a know fact fat guys get more ***** than *******s.
Enjoy your life.
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Adapt and overcome or become a monkey on an evolution poster.
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Ultim8Evil
Ministry Of Eternal Disorder
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Posted - 2011.08.20 23:58:00 -
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I wasn't going to rise to the trolls, but meh, it's late and there's **** all on TV...
Posting to confirm I have no girlfriend really, I am bed-ridden, I have cheese fed to me intravenously, Jerry Springer is going to have to take a wall out of my house for me to get to hospital, I have rubbed my knob (what little of it I could find) raw, etc etc.
In the olden days C&P trolls stayed in C&P.
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Chopper Rollins
Minmatar
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Posted - 2011.08.21 00:03:00 -
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OP not funny, trolls not clever.
Thread i am disappoint.
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Duckface Killah
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Posted - 2011.08.21 00:21:00 -
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There's nothing to get. It almost seems like you don't realize that the term "carebear" originated from that cartoon series.
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Hecatonis
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.21 01:09:00 -
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Edited by: Hecatonis on 21/08/2011 01:10:13
Originally by: LaneHacker
Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it.
(pic snip)
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
you make me hate people.
edit: mess up the formatting
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Axazia
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Posted - 2011.08.21 03:32:00 -
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Originally by: Telvani
HOLY ****!
That guys laptop isn't on fire and its running the incarna client!
lol, jk its probably just a screenshot which hes used as a screensaver.
Best post in this thread tbh.
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.21 05:37:00 -
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lol look at all these obese mouthbreathers trying to troll you because of your photo.
I like your joke +1
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malaire
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Posted - 2011.08.21 05:57:00 -
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Originally by: Duckface Killah
There's nothing to get. It almost seems like you don't realize that the term "carebear" originated from that cartoon series.
For me it took some time to realize that those cute bears are called "carebears" in english, since english isn't my native language and those cute bears have a bit different name here.
Also, I would really like NeX shirt with carebear image on it 
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Tosser Galore
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Posted - 2011.08.21 10:06:00 -
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Homosexual Bears - H0mosexual Ponies.
1-0
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Franny
Mentis Seorsum
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Posted - 2011.08.21 10:26:00 -
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Originally by: Cipher Jones
Originally by: LaneHacker
Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it.
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
I hate to burst your bubble but its a know fact fat guys get more ***** than *******s.
Enjoy your life.
one of my friends used to get more ***** than you would believe, and he was 400ish lbs
ofc he introduced himself "Hi, my name is _____, I have a foot long tongue and breath thru my ears"... judging by at least 1 of his ex's it was true 
that said
touch pad  HOW????????? I went crazy just changing a skill on my laptop
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Valari Nala Zena
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2011.08.21 10:56:00 -
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Originally by: LaneHacker
Originally by: Ultim8Evil
Edited by: Ultim8Evil on 20/08/2011 20:52:28
... I lol'd, she didn't get it.
Judging from your meaty/fluffy/chubby hand/fingers, you're a severely obese guy with a very small *****, which leads up to be highly skeptical of the claim that you have a girlfriend. In the event that you actually do have a girlfriend, she must be at least double the weight and size of your obese form.
I would highly implore that you not reproduce, but given the fact that you're both massively obese, that should be mission impossible in itself. So I will bid you a good day sir!
Calm down sir, you might get hurt one day.
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