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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.21 05:43:00 -
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So I bought some fancy clothes.
I have been wearing them for at least a month.
I am starting to smell bad but buying a second outfit for the price of a faction battleship is a bit unrealistic.
I thought I could invite some women back to my quarters since I am a nice person and also dress quite well. This hasn't happened for some reason 
Perhaps we need launderette services to keep us fresh and acceptable.
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.08.21 05:45:00 -
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They all came round mine to watch films and eat too much popcorn.
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.21 06:00:00 -
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Pity reply so I can click on my portrait to view my last posts and see if anyone has responded positively.
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.21 06:10:00 -
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 Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Pity reply so I can click on my portrait to view my last posts and see if anyone has responded positively.
I DOUBT IT BEAUSE CLEARLY OYU ARE A DOUSCHER BAG!
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Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
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Posted - 2011.08.21 06:13:00 -
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THE DOUCHIEST BAG, my friend. 
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Anya Ohaya
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Posted - 2011.08.21 07:43:00 -
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Originally by: Shartifartblast
Perhaps we need launderette services to keep us fresh and acceptable.
Also a bathroom, so we don't have to pee over the railing into the hangar.
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Hecatonis
Amarr
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Posted - 2011.08.21 08:03:00 -
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Originally by: Anya Ohaya
Originally by: Shartifartblast
Perhaps we need launderette services to keep us fresh and acceptable.
Also a bathroom, so we don't have to pee over the railing into the hangar.
real men **** in the pod and poke the floaters
back in my day when we got into the pod, we never got out. you kids with your ambulation and fancy pants and monocles, when i was your age we only had t1 ships and no capitals. you just dont know how luck you have it
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Solstice Project
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Posted - 2011.08.21 11:30:00 -
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I'm opening up a cleaning service.
As you seem to be the first customer,
i'll even do it FOR FREE !!!
Just contract your clothes to me and you'll get your stuff back within 24h,
of course totally free of stains, mud, dirt and smells.
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Barbelo Valentinian
Gallente
The Scope
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Posted - 2011.08.21 11:32:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum
Pity reply so I can click on my portrait to view my last posts and see if anyone has responded positively.
Hahaha! You do that? I do that too sometimes ... 
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Kendra Wilkinson
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Posted - 2011.08.21 11:33:00 -
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i can visit you. with vaseline or without?
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Because Of Door
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Posted - 2011.08.21 12:40:00 -
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Originally by: Kendra Wilkinson
i can visit you. with vaseline or without?
Didn't work for me. Couldn't open the damn door but I could hear knocking on the other side...
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.08.21 12:42:00 -
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Originally by: Because Of Door
Originally by: Kendra Wilkinson
i can visit you. with vaseline or without?
Didn't work for me. Couldn't open the damn door but I could hear knocking on the other side...
Thats just Tuxford trying to find somewhere warm to spend the night.
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.21 22:58:00 -
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OH GOD! CABIN FEVER :((((( HELP ME
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Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
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Posted - 2011.08.21 23:05:00 -
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I've seen those colours somewhere before... >_>
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.21 23:06:00 -
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Originally by: Soi Mala
I've seen those colours somewhere before... >_>
ssshhhhh
also; I went past a whacky waving inflatable faliling arm tubeman today and thought of you ♥
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SilentSkills
Gallente
Tax Evaders Inc.
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Posted - 2011.08.21 23:46:00 -
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Originally by: Soi Mala
I've seen those colours somewhere before... >_>
The Monocle Definition
CCP - Originally by: Imuran
Cannot code properly
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Vincent Athena
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Posted - 2011.08.22 15:39:00 -
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That's odd, in my quarters my clothes are being kept clean and spotless by the nanites. They also seem to clean up any "personal hygene" issues no matter where I go.
Did you forget about the nanites?
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Singeabooty Raj
Marcabian 5th Invasion Fleet
HYDRA RELOADED
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Posted - 2011.08.22 15:42:00 -
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Shave your armpits dude, helps keep the odours at bay.
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Slavemaster
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Posted - 2011.08.22 15:43:00 -
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I dont get it, you got your woman clothing, and you got the mirror.. Play with yourself
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Eyup Mi'duck
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Posted - 2011.08.22 15:44:00 -
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Originally by: Shartifartblast
So I bought some fancy clothes.
I have been wearing them for at least a month.
I am starting to smell bad but buying a second outfit for the price of a faction battleship is a bit unrealistic.
I thought I could invite some women back to my quarters since I am a nice person and also dress quite well. This hasn't happened for some reason
Perhaps we need launderette services to keep us fresh and acceptable.
I don't give a flying úuck about your clothes... we women are fickle things and we like a bit of subtlety. It's your name wot puts us off.
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Shartifartblast
Minmatar
In Praise Of Shadows
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Posted - 2011.08.22 21:23:00 -
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quack quack Yorkshire lass.
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