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Gaufres Old Timers Guild Inc. 26	Posted - 2012.09.25 03:05:00 - [1] - Quote I have over 700k Exotic Dancers - Female in my employ. I was asked if I had any Jovian Exotic Dancers. A quick check of the database showed there were none in my employ. So, that got me to thinking. Do the Jovians have Exotic Dancers and if so, can one be recruited? To this end, does anyone know to whom or where I would send a request to the Jovian representatives?
Tiberious Thessalonia True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators 490	Posted - 2012.09.25 03:52:00 - [2] - Quote I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead.
Diana Kim State Protectorate Caldari State 124	Posted - 2012.09.25 05:25:00 - [3] - Quote I always thought that for Sansha, being dead is not an acceptable excuse for not being a dancer...
Stitcher Re-Awakened Technologies Inc 152	Posted - 2012.09.25 08:07:00 - [4] - Quote Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead. When they finally show up again, a lot of people are going to be very surprised... An in-character blog and a video: http://verinsjournal.blogspot.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu1mbsgo738
Rana Ash Gradient Electus Matari 52	Posted - 2012.09.25 11:12:00 - [5] - Quote Stitcher wrote: Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead. When they finally show up again, a lot of people are going to be very surprised... Then my dear fellow, we throw a huge party. I'll gladly supply the booze
Makkal Hanaya Hanaya Deferment Co 335	Posted - 2012.09.25 21:22:00 - [6] - Quote Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures. although my eyes were open they might have just as well've been closed
Gaufres Old Timers Guild Inc. 27	Posted - 2012.09.25 21:38:00 - [7] - Quote I for one, believe the Jovians are still alive. When I dock at one of their stations, I see human crews that are being paid by someone. I do admit that all interaction with higher level station personel is done by non-visual com-screens, but unless it is a myth maintained by Concord, there must be living Jovians in the station or they communicate their wishes to you from some other place by some undetected means. Maybe an avenue would be through the Concord. Surely, they must have a means of getting communications to the Jovians.
Anabella Rella Gradient Electus Matari 242	Posted - 2012.09.26 05:36:00 - [8] - Quote Makkal Hanaya wrote: Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures. Agreed. While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit. What you want is irrelevant, what you've chosen is at hand.
Rana Ash Gradient Electus Matari 53	Posted - 2012.09.26 11:14:00 - [9] - Quote Anabella Rella wrote: Makkal Hanaya wrote: Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures. Agreed. While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit. Pfft, after a few drink of my home brew you'll glady watch a drone buzz around
Red Miromme Jin-Mei Mercantile Club 14	Posted - 2012.09.27 18:38:00 - [10] - Quote Anabella Rella wrote: Makkal Hanaya wrote: Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures. Agreed. While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit. Where there is no mainstream need, there is always a fetishist need. This is a perfect opportunity to take advantage of a niche market. Business 101, m'friends! Red Miromme Chief Diplomat and Recruitment Officer, Jin-Mei Mercantile Club
Saede Riordan Alexylva Paradox 539	Posted - 2012.09.27 20:37:00 - [11] - Quote Red Miromme wrote: Anabella Rella wrote: Makkal Hanaya wrote: Joveans, even living ones, are not the most attractive of creatures. Agreed. While I also believe there are still Jovians alive I seriously wouldn't want to see one dancing in a skimpy outfit. Where there is no mainstream need, there is always a fetishist need. This is a perfect opportunity to take advantage of a niche market. Business 101, m'friends! Well, superficial genemodding to give someone the appearance of a Jovian would be fairly inexpensive for a capsuleer. You could probably put together a whole troupe of jovian look-a-like dancers for under ten million. Torn from grace, gotta find your faith or the devils gonna claim your soul
Gaufres Old Timers Guild Inc. 27	Posted - 2012.09.29 01:40:00 - [12] - Quote Yes, you may be able to approximate what a Jovian looks like, but..... would you pay ISK for a fake when it may be possible to see the real thing?
Saede Riordan Alexylva Paradox 578	Posted - 2012.09.29 01:56:00 - [13] - Quote Based on the amount of capsuleer lookalike fetish **** floating around on Galnet. I would say yes, people would Torn from grace, gotta find your faith or the devils gonna claim your soul
Rall Mekin Jadablade Redneck Rage 11	Posted - 2012.10.04 22:06:00 - [14] - Quote Gaufres wrote: Yes, you may be able to approximate what a Jovian looks like, but..... would you pay ISK for a fake when it may be possible to see the real thing? Again, alcohol, and no one will care my friend, capsuleer or baseliner--they will gladly release their bills into your hand for any entertainment if you keep the liquor and beer flowing freely.
kermit 3 Uppers n Downers Ishukone Drug and Research Utilization Group 0	Posted - 2012.10.05 12:53:00 - [15] - Quote WELL IF YOU BUY SOME OF OUR BOOSTERS I CAN PRATICALY GAURANTEE YOU WILL SEE JOVIAN EXOTIC DANCERS AMOUNG OTHER THINGS ITS GOOD TO BE HIGH
Llyandrian Livestock Science Exchange 79	Posted - 2012.10.05 18:07:00 - [16] - Quote The Jovians are as voracious for information as they are secretive about themselves; they are therefore undoubtedly already well aware of your interest and equally unlikely to fullfil your request. Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead. Wishful thinking.
Deacon Abox Genstar Inc Villore Accords 5	Posted - 2012.10.05 19:18:00 - [17] - Quote You never know. All it takes is one Hermey the Misfit Jovian Female that always wanted to be an exotic dancer, and bingo!
Tiberious Thessalonia True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators 499	Posted - 2012.10.05 19:41:00 - [18] - Quote Llyandrian wrote: The Jovians are as voracious for information as they are secretive about themselves; they are therefore undoubtedly already well aware of your interest and equally unlikely to fullfil your request. Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: I am sorry to dissapoint you, but this request is unlikely to be fufilled, being that all the Jovians appear to be dead. Wishful thinking. I'd like to see your evidence that they are still alive. On the other hand, Nation has been in their stations and found not a single one, much to our chagrin.
Leopold Caine Stillwater Corporation 119	Posted - 2012.10.06 07:49:00 - [19] - Quote Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: On the other hand, Nation has been in their stations and found not a single one, much to our chagrin. Didn't Angel Cartel already do that like... some 80 years ago? Hardly proves anything, really. .stillwater
Gaufres Old Timers Guild Inc. 28	Posted - 2012.10.11 02:45:00 - [20] - Quote A short, concise communication has been sent to a Concord Administrator seeking information for a Jovian Contact. As of this date, no reply has been received from Concord. If Concord is not forthcoming, a different avenue will have to be explored.
Tiberious Thessalonia True Slave Foundations Shaktipat Revelators 558	Posted - 2012.10.11 13:28:00 - [21] - Quote Leopold Caine wrote: Tiberious Thessalonia wrote: On the other hand, Nation has been in their stations and found not a single one, much to our chagrin. Didn't Angel Cartel already do that like... some 80 years ago? Hardly proves anything, really. The difference is the importance. Your access to Jovian tech was gained through Jovian outposts in the accessable parts of the cluster after the Jovian withdrawl into their space. Ours was gained in that previously inaccessable space, through the wormhole generators that the Master created.
Gaufres Old Timers Guild Inc. 28	Posted - 2012.10.19 02:08:00 - [22] - Quote A reply from Concord was received. "Unfortunately I will not be able to assist you in this matter as contact with the Jove has been severed. I do hope you eventually find what you are looking for. " Somehow I think Concord is stonewalling me. But, since they seem to be trying to discourage me, I will just have to thing of other, more unique, methods of trying to contact the Jovians.

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