| Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
| Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |

ShadowStarZero
Smile just smile inc
0
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:21:00 -
[1] - Quote
I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive Happiness is not always a warm gun
Smile just Smile |

Alice Saki
7569
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:22:00 -
[2] - Quote
Happy? Eve? Together? What?! Scottish Interweb Spaceshippy Person, Very Easily Confused. I like to show my Love by Smashing people in the face with a big Hammer.
|

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
1433
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:23:00 -
[3] - Quote
because sec status is too boring to grind up TK is recruiting |

Robert De'Arneth
65
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:30:00 -
[4] - Quote
ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive  Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile
Ok, here is a happy story. I looked at the Dremiel for ever, always wanting one, but never really wanting to plop down the millions for a frig, or go and grind the faction. So last night I said wtf, bought it and am very happy flying it around. Just to upset people, I have 3 vel rigs, 3 Overdrives, and am using it only as a shuttle. I named her The Dream!!
Have to love a 60 millions isk shuttle. |

Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
1421
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:36:00 -
[5] - Quote
Happy story.
This is why you want to fit inertia stabilizers to your ride.
http://youtu.be/qqDrnR2bWk4
Get |

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
124
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:39:00 -
[6] - Quote
nobody said it so I will,
BECAUSE OF FALCON |

Signal11th
Against ALL Anomalies
763
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:44:00 -
[7] - Quote
ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive  Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile
Because really apart from some fantastic people you meet in EVE what is there in EVE to smile about??? God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |

Lord Ryan
True Xero
626
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 12:53:00 -
[8] - Quote
Quote:Why are people so Negative!
Because it takes forever to train the skills and earn the ISK to acquire whatever you dream is. By the time time you reach your goal it will be nerfered.
Also ISD. Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me. Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient. Nerf it cause I can't fly it. I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |

Krell Kroenen
Miners In Possession Brothers of Apocrypha.
35
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:15:00 -
[9] - Quote
There comes a time, pilot, when the iskies cease to sparkle, when the ore loses its luster, when the Sov space becomes a prison, and all that is left is the next skill you put in to your que. |

Fraxi Nilanth
Alexylva Paradox
106
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:23:00 -
[10] - Quote
ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive  Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile
See like, thats totally what I mean!
Everyones all Grrrrr! Angry!
Well, we don't have to be angry.
I'm a spacejanitor, and oh what a life it is! |

Riot Girl
Riot Club
136
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:35:00 -
[11] - Quote
Krell Kroenen wrote:There comes a time, pilot, when the iskies cease to sparkle, when the ore loses its luster, when the Sov space becomes a prison, and all that is left is the next skill you put in to your que.
Maybe you should try blowing some stuff up. Start assassinating some unsuspecting corp members or something. By the looks of it, you're in a mining corp so that could be a lot of fun. |

Heian Galanodel
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
9
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:35:00 -
[12] - Quote
Smils. Beams around. Smile.   "I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á -From Blade Runner- |

Souisa
WESCORP 2.0
12
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:41:00 -
[13] - Quote
People live in the world they inflict upon others |
|

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
575

|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:46:00 -
[14] - Quote
This one time, I went into a wormhole, and no one shot at me.  ISD Dorrim Barstorlode Lieutenant Community Communication Liasions (CCLs) Interstellar Services Department |
|

Zuroku Podiene
Tetraktys HELL4S
5
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:50:00 -
[15] - Quote
Most of the time your happiness in Eve is the sum of someone else's misery. :)
If you never lose a ship - you won't be happy when you complete something you want done, you will EXPECT not to lose it. If you usually lose - you feel awesome that you played at a level that caused you to keep your ship and its a great feeling.
To humour you though, I was really excited to be able to fly my first tech II frigate... ran missions for hours straight in my enyo feelin' so badass.
|

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1206
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 13:51:00 -
[16] - Quote
ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile
Ok...
Once upon a time there was a piece of Tritanium named Tim. Tim was born somewhere in an asteroid belt during downtime. He lived in the affluent side of the belt, in a large Dense Veldspar rock, the largest in the entire belt.
Tim had great aspirations in life, and he hoped one day to be part of something great. But being just a tiny piece of Tritanium, what could he do? He couldn't go anywhere on his own. There was nothing to do but wait and see what fate had in store for him.
One day a miner came along and extracted Tim from the asteroid he lived in. It was scary at first, but the warmth of the lasers felt good to him, and what else could he do but go along? Initially Tim was a little rough around the edges, but the miner took him to a station and set about refining him into a fine specimen of Tritanium.
Tim was soon thrown into a cargo hold, stacked up with hundreds of millions of other Tritanium, and hauled off to market by the miner. At this point, Tim was beginning to wonder what fate had in store for him. Would he become a great spaceship and fly across the universe in grand adventure? Or would he become a part of some exotic weapon system and become the force that grinds other spaceships into dust? Only time would tell.
Tim and his millions of close friends were soon sold to the highest buy order. It seems the miner that extracted him was lazy and had not bothered to train his marketing skills. But no matter, this was good news for Tim, because he would soon be on his way to a manufacturing bay, and then on to fame and glory!
After a time, Tim found himself dragged into a manufactring bay, along with lots of other minerals, and a fine looking blueprint. Tim wondered what the patterns and shapes on the blueprint had in store for him. Sadly however, he had never learned to read, so he could not tell what it was he was going to become.
The manufacturing machines were noisy. Tim and the other minerals were tossed around roughly, thrown into molds, welded together, fastened and shaped and finally painted. It was a dizzying process, and by the end of it all, Tim wasn't sure what had happened. He couldn't see anything in the darkness. But he was sure he was now part of something great. He just had to be!
....
End of volume 1 of "Tim the Happy Tritanium"
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

Cede Forster
Enlightened Industries Test Alliance Please Ignore
93
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 14:11:00 -
[17] - Quote
went to GD, found a interesting thread full of reasonable posters woke up |

Jim Era
3528
|
Posted - 2012.09.25 14:17:00 -
[18] - Quote
well a long time ago, I was mining in a belt, and this ******* came in and tried to steal the ores. So I said, "hey, go ewey" and he did not.
The end. |

RaTTuS
BIG Everywhere - Everything
213
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 13:28:00 -
[19] - Quote
no I'm not http://eveboard.com/ub/419190933-134.png
|

Val'Dore
Word Bearers of Chaos
2
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 13:42:00 -
[20] - Quote
Proton Deficiency |

Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
518
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 13:43:00 -
[21] - Quote
im not negative, YOUR FACE IS NEGATIVE http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |

Hiro Ceffoe
State War Academy Caldari State
14
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 13:55:00 -
[22] - Quote
War Kitten wrote:Miraculous story of wonder and excitement
What happened to Tim? I have to know!! |

Eyup Mi'duck
Republic University Minmatar Republic
47
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 14:43:00 -
[23] - Quote
War Kitten wrote:ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile Ok... Once upon a time there was a piece of Tritanium named Tim. Tim was born somewhere in an asteroid belt during downtime. He lived in the affluent side of the belt, in a large Dense Veldspar rock, the largest in the entire belt. Tim had great aspirations in life, and he hoped one day to be part of something great. But being just a tiny piece of Tritanium, what could he do? He couldn't go anywhere on his own. There was nothing to do but wait and see what fate had in store for him. One day a miner came along and extracted Tim from the asteroid he lived in. It was scary at first, but the warmth of the lasers felt good to him, and what else could he do but go along? Initially Tim was a little rough around the edges, but the miner took him to a station and set about refining him into a fine specimen of Tritanium. Tim was soon thrown into a cargo hold, stacked up with hundreds of millions of other Tritanium, and hauled off to market by the miner. At this point, Tim was beginning to wonder what fate had in store for him. Would he become a great spaceship and fly across the universe in grand adventure? Or would he become a part of some exotic weapon system and become the force that grinds other spaceships into dust? Only time would tell. Tim and his millions of close friends were soon sold to the highest buy order. It seems the miner that extracted him was lazy and had not bothered to train his marketing skills. But no matter, this was good news for Tim, because he would soon be on his way to a manufacturing bay, and then on to fame and glory! After a time, Tim began to realise that nothing would happen. He was just one of a gazillion Tritanium that ended up in a big heap in Chribba's hanger, for ever and ever..... End of volume 1 of "Tim the Happy Tritanium"
See, I fixed that for you. Was Tim was happy in Chribba's hangar? I can't answer that one..
I am me.-á-á-á-á-á-á-á-á I am not you. -á-á-á-áI have my own thoughts. -á-á-á I am very happy with this situation. |

Sin Pew
Dakini Rising The Kali Cartel
125
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 14:54:00 -
[24] - Quote
War Kitten wrote:ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile Ok... .... End of volume 1 of "Tim the Happy Tritanium" Now when's volume 2 out damnit!?!?! Wanna know what Tim became "haiku are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator." |

dethleffs
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
95
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 16:35:00 -
[25] - Quote
ShadowStarZero wrote:I often read this forums and pilots here often seems so negative about lot of things  Can I here lovely music to my ears. Tell a EVE story that's only positive  Happiness is not always a warm gun Smile just Smile
WHY ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE ABOUT OUR NEGATIVENESS? YOU'RE BEING AL ABOUT IT! STAHP! |

Zhade Lezte
Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation
45
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 16:38:00 -
[26] - Quote
We're all mad here. |

DarthNefarius
Minmatar Heavy Industries
362
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 16:47:00 -
[27] - Quote
Its the nature of humans to focus on the negitive ( Darwinian survival trait) and since the begining of Usenet negitive threads have always dominated the internet.
Also when people are not F2F its easier to beat up on each other Nostalgie ist die Faehigkeit, darueber zu trauern, dass es nicht mehr so ist, wie es frueher nicht gewesen ist. -- Manfred Rommel-á |

Alpheias
Euphoria Released Verge of Collapse
799
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 17:00:00 -
[28] - Quote
DarthNefarius wrote:Its the nature of humans to focus on the negitive ( Darwinian survival trait) and since the begining of Usenet negitive threads have always dominated the internet.
Also when people are not F2F its easier to beat up on each other
What Darth Butthurt said. I'd kill kittens and puppies and bunnies I'd maim toddlers and teens and then more |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1219
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 18:31:00 -
[29] - Quote
"Tim the Happy Tritanium" Part 2: "The Empire Strikes Back"
(Open with scene of two happy Dustmites logging in and scanning an ice planet for hostile forces)
Dustmite 1 speaks, "What is it Luke, enemy scout drones to go shoot at? Do you sense some disturbance in the force out there? Are there lifeforms crying out all at once, suddenly to be silenced?"
Dustmite 2 answers, "No, its worse than that. We have a neut in local, and I think he's cloaked and AFK. Better radio the fleet to dock up."
--
Tim woke from the darkness of the manufacturing plant when light finally streamed in through the hangar viewport. This was it! The job Tim was part of finally got delivered, and he was already in the hangar! No languishing on the market this time, he was going directly into action. Tim was exuberant.
Although he still had no idea what his purpose was yet, he knew it had to be important. The ship he was being fitted to looked a bit flimsy and rust-colored, but no matter, it was BIG! He felt a strong sense of purpose now, and as the three-pronged power supply was connected, Tim felt certain that he was in one of the higher slots of the ship - one where all the action takes place!
As his ship flared to life and began undocking procedures, Tim could hardly believe it was finally happening. His big moment was coming, and he was on his way to glory. There wasn't a happier piece of Tritanium in the entire universe.
When he first saw the stars again, Tim was overjoyed. He'd only had a brief glimpse of the majesty of the colorful skybox art when he was first extracted, but now he could stare in awe and wonder. He was so struck by the beauty of it all, he barely noticed the alarm signals and warning lights. Soon they were in warp though, and the alarms stopped, and new sensations washed over the hull of Tim's ship as he experienced the harsh vibrations of the warp tunnel effect.
When they landed, Tim could tell they were in deep space - there was nothing around them but stars now. No station, no planets, just lots of little white squares and triangles and circles mixed in with the stars and beautiful glow of the green nebula. It was awe-inspiring, and Tim was happy.
But that moment was short-lived, as the ship was quickly aligning to one of the triangles, and again entering the warp tunnel. Tim felt a rush as the blur of stars and planets washed past him again, this time it was mixed with a heightened sense of anticipation. Tim just knew his big moment was coming soon. His pilot acted with such purpose and fluidity of thought. He could tell the pilot was experienced and he felt confident in their mission.
At the end of this warp tunnel was a familiar sight to Tim, and it brought back pleasant memories of his past experiences in the previous volume. There were dozens of beautiful ice crystals arrayed across the grid, and right nearby, a happy little cluster of mining barges all crowded around another larger ship. Tim recognized the mining barges of course; he himself had ridden in one not long ago, and he smiled at the fond memory.
Suddenly, the command was given! Tim felt the surge of energy! Now was his moment! The pilot NEEDED him! Determined to do his best, Tim... sat there. After-all, how much is one little Tritanium going to do on it's own? But sitting there, and not losing focus, and holding on to all his other brother minerals was exactly what he was supposed to do. And dammit, HE DID HIS JOB!
Explosions rocked the grid. Tim's module generated some. Other modules like Tim's generated some, and soon after, the little mining ships nearby all exploded too. And then the alarms started again... Loud klaxons and screeching sirens pierced the night and vibrated the entire length of the hull. Tim began to wonder what was going wrong. Nothing sounded happy anymore. Everything was exploding around him.
But a single thread of happiness still existed, and Tim clung to it. His pod pilot was happy, and Tim was happy because of it. He had done his job. And then everything exploded one last time.
But Tim was not gone. His ship was gone... the pilot was gone... but he could still feel something out there... he could hear a faint sound...
Just then, something scooped him up and dropped him in a cargohold once more. And then it was dark again, for a very long time.
--
End of volume 2
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
1219
|
Posted - 2012.09.26 19:02:00 -
[30] - Quote
Eyup Mi'duck wrote:After a time, Tim began to realise that nothing would happen. He was just one of a gazillion Tritanium that ended up in a big heap in Chribba's hanger, for ever and ever.
See, I fixed that for you. Was Tim was happy in Chribba's hangar? I can't answer that one..
Yeah, I was tempted to have Chribba be the miner, but then as you said, the story might very well have dead-ended there, and certainly wasn't likely to have gone where I was taking it. 
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
| |
|
| Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
| First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |