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Freezehunter
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Posted - 2012.10.19 03:01:00 -
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Touval Lysander wrote:Freezehunter wrote:Touval Lysander wrote:Freezehunter wrote:...I made the mistake of joining Eve University only to get kicked a few days later because I decided to not stay docked because of the idiot FC's orders with 250 other cowards in station while there were just 3 enemies outside the station. I undocked, tried to kill them in my Catalyst, put one of them in low structure then exploded marvelously. Was reprimanded, argued with the FC for being an idiot and making 250 people stay docked when up against 3 interceptors, got kicked a few days later. After that I got put on this list and some false bullshit was said about me on the Eve University private forums. http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/The_DepartedBut it was a good thing, because a month later I moved to 0.0 and stayed there for a few years, best time of my gamer life. That being said, **** Eve University and the protected carebear environment they create and encourage, none of the bullshit they teach is actually useful in the real Eve, just like school is generally just filler bullshit for real life. Not a bad, "I know everything" attitude for a noob. I was the kind of "noob" that read about Eve for about a year before I got into it, I knew everything from fleet ops to FC techniques by the time my trial was over. Because of that I knew that 250 vs 3 being ordered to stay docked was absolutely ******** and refused to follow a bad order by a coward risk averse carebear FC. Sorry dude. I was distracted. I've been reading up on how to be the president of the US.
Considering that Bush was the last president, I am sure it must have been pretty light reading.
Good luck!
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Touval Lysander
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
422
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Posted - 2012.10.19 03:47:00 -
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Freezehunter wrote:Touval Lysander wrote:
Sorry dude. I was distracted.
I've been reading up on how to be the president of the US.
Considering that Bush was the last president, I am sure it must have been pretty light reading. Good luck!
Actually, after having done a little reading from your linky's, posting as you have is excellent for noobs.
You have done exactly what you should not do - as a noob. I'm sure noobs will appreciate your sacrifice for the common good.
"I've always been mad, I know I've been mad, like the most of us...very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad..."
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Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3139
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Posted - 2012.10.19 06:36:00 -
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Missile skills didn't exist, you could one shot a ceptor with cruise missiles
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Tinja Soikutsu
Minmatar Ship Construction Services
Ushra'Khan
137
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Posted - 2012.10.19 06:43:00 -
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When I was a noob I thought I wanted to be a miner.
Then I decided I wanted to play EVE. |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
163
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Posted - 2012.10.19 06:58:00 -
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When I was a noob...
I bragged about getting my hauler up to 436m/s so travel time was reduced on the way to market.  Didn't have instas. And breaking 1km/s for the first time in a Thrasher. 
( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o )
The world would be a better place if boobies ran the world instead of boobs. |
Alice Saki
12516
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Posted - 2012.10.19 07:07:00 -
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I was a Indy toon XD XD
Scottish Interweb Spaceshippy Person, Very Easily Confused.
I like to show my Love by Smashing people in the face with a big Hammer.
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Roime
Shiva Furnace
Dead On Arrival Alliance
1350
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Posted - 2012.10.19 07:14:00 -
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...the terrible people in my NPC corp almost ruined my game experience. I heard this bug with 2004 mission runners contaminating our noobs is still not fixed, and CCP does still not moderate the starter corp chats. These chat rooms dictate the direction of their EVE career to many, and give a horrible first impression to new players.
Lord Ryan wrote:The first account was Gallente mission runner. I just had to have a Hyperion, which I got within the first 2 weeks. I fit like a pro! That link is worth clicking.
Yes it is worth clicking  amazing fit!
Gallente - the choice of the interstellar gentleman |
MinefieldS
1 Sick Duck Standss on something
151
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Posted - 2012.10.19 07:22:00 -
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I sort of scammed myself out of 4.5 mil isk on my 2nd day of a trial while attempting to transfer isk to another char on the same account. |
Rordan D'Kherr
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
94
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Posted - 2012.10.19 08:23:00 -
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When I was a noob...
BoB was alive
Shiva Thema at login screen |
Dain Highwind
State Protectorate
Caldari State
14
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Posted - 2012.10.19 08:54:00 -
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When i was a noob, area doomsdays were fired throught a cynosural field  |
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Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
1855
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:04:00 -
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... i stopped my iteron at the lowsec gate, thinking .... and went for a pee.
When i came back, the adrenaline came back too.
Then i jumped through ..........................
.... and nothing happened.
Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |
Jackie Fisher
syrkos technologies
Joint Venture Conglomerate
136
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:20:00 -
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There was no Drake.
Going to Jita to sell something was a day long activity.
Probing for Drones in mission systems after a server crash/downtime was decent ISK.
Fear God and Thread Nought |
Ravnik
Choke-Hold
2155
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:24:00 -
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I couldnt hit a barn door at close range with my Bantam. 9 years later i still havnt quite grasped the concept
I'm stranded in space, I'm lost without trace,-áI haven't a chance of getting away...... |
Samoth Egnoled
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP
The Marmite Collective
3243
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:28:00 -
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You could fit torps into light launchers
I'm the voice inside your head...you refuse to hear,
I'm the face that you have to face... the mirror in your stare,
I'm whats Left..I'm whats Right... I'm the enemy,
I'm the hand that'll take you down.. and bring you to your knees, So Who..are you? |
Nyla Skin
Maximum fun chamber
110
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:30:00 -
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When I was a noob, nosferatus always drained regardless of opponents capacitor state, and dominixes were OP. |
Muad 'dib
The Imperial Fedaykin
566
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:34:00 -
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....the tutorial was total crap and it took me nearly a week to get out of the system i started in and my first cruiser took me 2 weeks to mine for.
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4375/mynewsig2.jpg |
Beckie DeLey
Living From Scraps
124
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:41:00 -
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When i was a noob, i thought the most important ship to have as a trader was an Itty V. Of course, after i got it, i barely even used it. Of course, the Itty at least was a stepping stone to the Viator, a ship that turned out to be every bit as awesome as i imagined it. And then some :)
Also, i didn't think that i could ever stomach training a skill that takes longer than 3 days... Right now i am training for T2 Large Artillery on this char and for T2 Salvagers on my alt.
It's The Legendary Extraordinary Me |
pussnheels
The Fiction Factory
645
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Posted - 2012.10.19 09:56:00 -
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when i was a noob BoB had just imploded , Goons where just another alliance and test didn't exsist
WH were empty and a t3 cruiser was a unique sight
I do not agree with what you are saying , but i will defend to the death your right to say it...... Voltaire |
bloodknight2
Talledega Knights
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Posted - 2012.10.19 10:29:00 -
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When i was a noob... [url]http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6396443[/url]
1 week later, lost another apoc in the same system by the same corp.
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Reuqh Dew
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
11
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:03:00 -
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When I was a noob...
-Lowsec had loads of good fights, but no one said "gf"
-I got my ISK by ratting in low sec and selling loot from PvP
-Skill training was sloooooooooooooooow |
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
10018
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:09:00 -
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You ran the risk of being ganked in highsec.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: newbie skill plan.
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Signal11th
Amarr Empire
798
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:13:00 -
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EVE used to be interesting.
God Said "Come Forth and receive eternal life!"-á I came second and won a toaster. |
Anosha de'Cavemann
Tranquility Quality Control
4
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:23:00 -
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My name is Anosha, and I'm a noob.
As I'm still learning to crawl myself, I trained as fast as I could to a Drake.
Bigger is better, right?
More weapons equals easier kills, right?
Drake is the only boat to fly, right?
Oh ****, the nice guy in .4 is shooting at my Drake! My barely could it afford it Drake! Warp, warp, warp!
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I'm now back in frigs and destroyers mostly, poking into low-sec, really trying to learn to be less of a noob and less of a carebear. |
Jim Hazard
Scrubfleet
33
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:37:00 -
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Sorry... I never was a noob, maybe a newbie but since the thread is saying "When yo were a noob" i can not give you a reply :(.
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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
47
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:54:00 -
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When I was a noob, autopiloting with an mwd was the fastest way to get anywhere, Kestrels had Cruise Missiles, Cruisers fit Torpedoes (which had AOE damage), Missiles would hit anything in their path rather than avoid it, the Miner II was the only Tech II item in the game, Interceptors were the first elite ships to be on the drawing board, and Titans were mythical things that only existed as concept sketches, the Leviathan was Minmatar, nobody knew or cared what a Jita was, Meta 4 modules were the best you could hope for, fleets consisted of any ship you could bring, pirates were scarier than CONCORD, null sec was doable in an mwd Stabber, conquerable stations were put into non npc 0.0 to give them a reason to be occupied... hello Fountain Alliance.
My first ever foray into 0.0 was in a Stabber, I returned with a hold of loot and corpses, ran two Stain Alliance and one Curse Alliance blockade. |
Ryhss
Short Bus Riders Group
20
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Posted - 2012.10.19 12:57:00 -
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My Raven had like 3 warp core stabilizers.... |
F'elch
Wall Street Trading
35
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:00:00 -
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My blackbird had cruise missiles and could kill battleships. |
Lord Ryan
True Xero
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:04:00 -
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I know my third post. This thread is really reminding me how long I've been playing and I think Eve was 5 years old when I started.
10 learning skills. 5 before I started. Some of you probably don't know what I'm talking about.
You had to train some skill to 5 before thermodynamics,
You couldn't group weapons.
Stealth bombers had cruise launchers. Already stated I know. but........
Some guy flew around in a (1)citadel launcher kestral.
Do not assume-áanything above this line-áwas typed by me.
Nerf the Truth, it's inconvenient.
Nerf it cause I can't fly it.
I want to fly a badass Mon Calamari stlye-ácruiser painted to match my Tron clothes. |
soldieroffortune 258
No-Mercy
STEEL BROTHERHOOD
0
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:26:00 -
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I suppose I could chime in here
FW was coming out soon and it was going to revolutionize low sec PVP
Directional DD's
Old Cyno effects
Got ship hijacked by some pirates in low sec: Jumped into a 5 or 6 man camp. They shoot my ship to hull, and convo me, demand 15 mil to live or something like that, I decline, saying I don't have that right now ( I had the money, but thought I knew they werent going to let me live) So they offered me an alternative, they would pay me 15mil for my Myrm if I ejected and warped off in my pod. I complied, and they shockingly payed me. I warped off to some planet still in scan range, and bookmarked my ship. When another poor hapless victim jumped in, I immediately warped back and got in my ship. Unfortunately, the victim was a paper thin Iteron, and he died quickly, me, being in a huge battlecruiser didnt have the proper time to align and died a horrible death. However, I considered it (and still do) a victory on my part.
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Seeing Double
Dangerous Exploration
AAA Citizens
0
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Posted - 2012.10.19 13:33:00 -
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When i was a noob, i fitted 2 mwds to my dominix, and launched my entire drone bay from a vexor... 10 drones! :o |
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