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Friffo
Omni Galactic Resource Excavation Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.20 11:29:00 -
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Selling myself: http://eveboard.com/pilot/Friffo
General information- 36,956,773 skill points
- Date of birth: 2007.10.26
- I will be paying the transfer fee
- the character has a positive Isk balance
- this character will be receiving the Isk
- the character has +4 implants
- currently the character has 1 Neural Remap Available
- character is in stationed in High Sec, Mitsolen close to Jita, system with the PI installed
- character comes with 5 PI operations that produce tier 1 goods (Oxygen, Toxic Metals, Reactive Metals)
- high (4.9) Security status
- transferring to NPC corp in 24h
- no bounties or killrights
- cleared Bio
- 2 Jump clones, one with 1 +3 intelligence implant
Top 5 standings with NPC corporations- Spacelane Patrol 9.81
- Corporate Police Force 9.44
- Propel Dynamics 8.86
- Sukuuvestaa Corporation 8.41
- Peace and Order Unit 8.04
Price: 14b Buyout |
Nismo PsYcHoSiS
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.10.20 15:19:00 -
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11bil lots of waisted sp. |
Friffo
Omni Galactic Resource Excavation Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.20 16:53:00 -
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Sorry, a bit low.
Also I think the skill points are not wasted but rather make the character more flexible as it has strong mining/missile and Spaceship commanding skills.
Don't be fooled by the amount of level 0 or 1 skills, I got them just so I won't have to buy the book if it's needed (in this case the buyer won't have to worry about that)
But thanks for the offer ;) |
Friffo
Omni Galactic Resource Excavation Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.20 18:35:00 -
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Daily bump and daily joke:
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.
'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.'
'Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked.
'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 2113.' |
George Whitebread
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
66
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Posted - 2012.10.20 18:46:00 -
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Friffo wrote:Daily bump and daily joke:
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.
'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.'
'Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked.
'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 2113.'
A physical at 2113 in the evening?
"I say what I like, and I like what I bloody well say"
- George Whitebread |
Friffo
Omni Galactic Resource Excavation Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.20 19:38:00 -
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George Whitebread wrote:Friffo wrote:Daily bump and daily joke:
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor asked him the standard questions -- age, height, weight, and then he asked when was the last time the general had sex.
'Oh,' he mused, 'It was 1945.'
'Isn't that a long time to go without sex?' the doctor asked.
'I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 2113.' A physical at 2113 in the evening?
What can I say? He's a general, he calls the shots  |
Friffo
Omni Galactic Resource Excavation Inc.
4
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Posted - 2012.10.21 13:23:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
"That's OK," says the blonde. "Why don't you check it and forward me what I got?" |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.22 16:42:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Tech talk:
-- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
-- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
-- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
-- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
-- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
-- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
-- E Pluribus Modem
-- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
-- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
-- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
-- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
-- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
-- Windows: just another pane in the glass.
-- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
-- All computers wait at the same speed.
-- Go ahead, make my data.
-- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
-- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
-- ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
-- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.23 16:10:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?
"It's running down my leg." |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.24 16:32:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.
2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings.
3. Join our frequent near-miss program.
4. On flights, every section is a smoking section.
5. Ask about our out-of-court settlements.
6. Our staff has had lots of experience counseling next-of-kin.
7. Are our jet engines too noisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off.
8. Complimentary champagne during free-fall.
9. Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you.
10. The kids will love our inflatable slides.
11. If you think it's so easy, get your own plane!
12. Which will fall faster, our stock price or our planes?
13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose.
14. BadAir: We may be landing on your street.
15. BadAir: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.
16. Bring a bathing suit.
17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks. We try to get as close as possible for the best view.
18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best pilots.
19. Fly BadAir and enjoy a free two-week hospital stay on us.
20. BadAir: A real man lands where he wants to. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.25 19:11:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
LEARN TO SPEAK CHINESE
Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high - No Bai Dam Ting
Did you go to the beach - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution.- Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah Kin
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
Does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung? |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.26 16:20:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers?
A: It's called Sosumi. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.27 10:52:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals! |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.28 14:02:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
A cheap tourist in a south of the border town known for prostitution picks up a hooker.
After paying her, he drives off, shouting back, "El dollar, counterfeito!"
The prostitute smile and shouts back, "El syphilis, originale!" |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.29 06:23:00 -
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Daily bump and joke
What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
Bulls..t! |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.30 05:52:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
What did the bra say to the hat?
"You go on ahead, while I give these two a lift." |
Rally Hopkins
Are you dead yet
Tribal Band
0
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Posted - 2012.10.30 23:35:00 -
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Bumpity-bump  |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.31 06:08:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
A: He thought his wife was a flake.
Comon people, I'm running out of jokes here! |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.10.31 06:08:00 -
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Rally Hopkins wrote:Bumpity-bump
Gee thanks
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Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.01 06:03:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Why did the man put condoms on his ears during sex?
A: He didn't want to get hearing aids. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.02 17:43:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.03 10:03:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Why did the calf cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.04 08:53:00 -
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Daily bump and joke
Q: What are the two main political parties in Canada?
A: Moose and Squirrel |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.05 17:11:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers?
A: To keep his ankles warm. |
Radius Prime
EVE University
Ivy League
26
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Posted - 2012.11.05 18:40:00 -
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I don't know what this is but it sure isn't industry toon. Please change title so you stop wasting peoples' time.
Reopen the EVE gate so we can invade Serenity. Goons can go first. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.05 21:06:00 -
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Fine  better? Didn't liked the jokes though? You seem angry |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.06 06:59:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Q: What did the bartender say when a priest, a boyscout, and a blonde walked in?
A: Is this a joke? |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.07 16:46:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
How does Osama bin Laden practice safe sex?
He marks the camels that kick. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.08 17:11:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Question - Who was the first liberal Democrat?
Answer - Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money. |
Friffo
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
4
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Posted - 2012.11.09 06:19:00 -
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Daily bump and joke:
Cats are cool because you don't have to buy them. You see them on the street, take them home -- they're yours. You ain't never seen a cat being bought out of a pet store. They just sit in the pet store. They're under there like, 'Meow,' and you be looking at them like, 'Oh they're so cute. Let's go find one like that.' |
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