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Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.24 05:59:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote:This war that important you just had to grind sec for it ? Meanwhile back in null the laughter could be heard far and wide!
Sadly, as a fellow Minister of Love, I can honestly tell you that- Yes, we grinded up our sec status in the middle of our basement dwelling lives so we could swing our massive dicks all around empire space.
I mean, with the war over and all (the real war) we could expend a few cyno alts to ~elitepvp~ with in High Sec. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.24 15:24:00 -
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Chief Executive Officer of Faction Ammunition, checking in. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.24 19:19:00 -
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Freundliches Feuer wrote:
I've never witness anyone commit every grave sin of bad posting in one sentence until just now.
List of crimes:
Citing battle clinic as either a worthy kill board or using it to reference PVP prowess.
Even uttering kill to death ratios. This isn't Call of Duty and it's a **** metric anyway.
Being elite empire PVP yet completely shunning neutral logistics, do falcons make you upset?
Bye is a three letter word, muster the willpower to spell it properly, or continue to look like a stuttering basement dwelling shitlord at your own discretion.
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Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 02:10:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote: (Pubbies a scrub)
Is this some pseudo kiddy talk or just your usual fail attempt at being one of the cool gang.
You should regurgitate a few more unfunny memes from 2007 while attempting to down play the intelligence of those you don't care for.
NPC Corp posts are still worthless, and your argument is eternally invalid. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 03:04:00 -
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Miss Trapper wrote:Goonswarm Federation, you guys do realize that from this point on no new corps can ever join Goonswarm Federation and any corp leaving Goonswarm Federation can never join a new alliance, right?
I think you underestimate exactly how many Goons are more than happy with this. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 05:42:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:fakeedit: In reality all that will happen is a couple dumb goons who haul things on their mains (our membercorps have already managed to do this) will get ganked, and that one guy from WIDOT will continue to camp them into their station most of the time.
This is scarily accurate. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.26 07:48:00 -
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galenwade wrote:Join us .... we have candy 
Meh fake PvP.
Also- not enough structures. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.26 12:51:00 -
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Draken Born wrote:http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=14966711 nothing to see hear move along 
Stolen Freighter gets got, more at 11.
Obviously this single blow has completely crippled our logistical backbone, and we will be in full on failure cascade within the hour. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.26 19:46:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote: Did you actually read my post? or is the Goon arrogance that high you fail to see ?
Read again. Those freighters supply your/our low sec assets.
We are pissed at you.
Did you read my post at all?
It was CHOCK FULL of Goon arrogance, wit and sarcasm. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.27 07:29:00 -
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Ritsum wrote:I play eve on and off and always hear about this 'Goonswarm' thing...
My question is: Who or what is a 'Goonwarm' and why does everyone say it with such distaste and hatred?
Here at the GoonSwarm Federation, we are better than you... and we know it! Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
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Xolve
Amok. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.10.27 08:12:00 -
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Ritsum wrote:Ah ok. So 'Goonswarm' is 'Elitist' , that answers a few questions but brings more out...
Is that 'Serious Business Elitism' or the 'Shitting on others because you feel entitled to it Elitism'?
It's a play on a relatively well known movie quote.
Idiot. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.27 10:44:00 -
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Ritsum wrote:Oh whoops I now notice my mistake and wonder why I spelt it like that a few times... Hmmm, hopefully my new keyboard batteries will help..
Those Goonwarm people sound like a great bunch but yes I was referring to GoonSwarm and thinking back maybe "What does GoonSwarm stand for?" would be the better question even though the answer should be the same...
We stand for Homo-eroticism in Space, Advanced Space Hebrewism, and having the most toys in the Sand Box. We tend to openly disdain pubbies and the pubbie way of life.
We make excellent sand castles, build space sex pleasure devices, and generally go out of our way to lose our toys in the most hilarious of manners, because BLTs are ******* delicious. We pride ourselves on homegrown propaganda regarding our sand castle building prowess and universally shun anyone that listens to dubstep.
We live in Deklein and more recently, most of Tribute. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.27 13:20:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:Page 9, Gavrilo Princip.
e: They got our widot guy :negative:
It ain't trickin' if you got it. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.27 20:11:00 -
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Freundliches Feuer wrote:My bad, my dear nerd. Did the grammar police come too soon? LoL when you learn some PVP outside from 500man drake fleets then you can talk.
Irony, Pure Irony, don't forget to regurgitate as many memes as possible in your response.
Also- sorry your alliance has a problem with fleet participation, lack of friends, and generally fighting over space nobody gives a **** about. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.28 21:23:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote:That is one way of looking at it, Either way he got caught.
Either way, it doesn't matter. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.29 18:42:00 -
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Dilligafmofo wrote:Need your KB stats improving? Wardec goons. It would appear Manifest Destiny are showing the nullsec numpties how things are done in high sec  Keep up the good work Manifest.
Oh, you care about killboard stats.
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Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.29 23:13:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote:The post is accurate and at 5 bil kills to Manifest destiny it seems to be working.
People lose ratting carriers that are worth more than that everyday.
I'm sure 5b is a large sum though to empire dwelling scrublords, keep on keepin' on. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.30 06:38:00 -
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Miko Jin wrote: scrublords? is this a new Meme?
Listen now people the ubber pvp pilot is teaching us.
Trying too hard. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.10.31 00:16:00 -
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Sir Marksalot wrote:Miko Jin wrote:scrublords? is this a new Meme? (adjective)(title) is actually really old and you giant spergknight.
What a dramaqueen, oh wait... too old?
Turbonigger, wait- too controversial?
Shitlord? Too TEST.
Cockmongrel, wait- too Beavis and Butthead...
Man if only someone would make a decent (adjective)(title) nickname for the unwashed EVE masses... oh wait- Scrublords.
New meme crew checking in. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |

Xolve
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Posted - 2012.11.01 04:35:00 -
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KarmaHotelLobby wrote:Soryn Kael wrote: After our dec went through, Kamteix from les chevaliers de l'ordre in goonswarm convo'd me and threatened that if we didn't immediately drop our war with Quasar Generation that Goonswarm would declare war upon us and utterly crush us.
its funny because this is the kind of empty shitheaded pubbie threatening that goons mock Goonswarm 2012
...and he got a massive amount of **** for it. Inappropriate signature removed. Navigator. |
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