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1. What activities extract most tears?

2. What skills or ship should i fly for suicide ganking?

Why are you assuming that suicide ganking raises the most tears? Weren't you here to ask about what profession extracts the most tears? Or were you just trolling?

Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.

Joining mining corps & killing a whole bunch of their miners during one of their mining ops extracts a good amount of tears.

One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?

battle barge

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One more question, what would be good ship to do this in?

Another troll alt of amon asoria, mans not even attempting to hide it anymore

Excellent idea, you deserve a tear medal. This is what i will be doing!

Just be clear, you need to be good to do this. And no offense, if you have to ask this question, you will end up with tears. You do know you can also be blown up right? But that is right, you have trillions of ISK and will soon own everyone who plays the game, my bad carry on.

Just be clear, you need to be good to do this. And no offense, if you have to ask this question, you will end up with tears. You do know you can also be blown up right? But that is right, you have trillions of ISK and will soon own everyone who plays the game, my bad carry on.

Hurricanes are pretty popular for this. I used an Ashimmu when I did it last, but if I ever do it again I'll probably go with a Machariel or Tornado. It seems to take the miners a few minutes to realise what is happening.

EDIT: I've also got a Procurer fit that I'd like to use for this.

My idea is to drop them very fast before they can do anything. Dream scenario would be 3 or 4 hulks, orca or orcas big brother that i dont recall by name, i think it was rogual or something like that. Then shoot them all in low hull and extort many money, after payment destroy the ship, maximum tears in my opinion.

I think they would notice if i just warp in with faction battleship armed to the teeth. I think i need to be more sneaky, maybe put 2 chars in corp so i can attack with 2 ships same time and kill the whole fleet. Are there any ships that are good at pointing multiple targets? If i use one pointer ship and then gank machariel or vindicator to drop them?

I think in this scenario you need to be very fast, before reinforcements arrive and extract my tears. Maybe jump in to point first in some sneaky recon ship and then jump in the tear extractor ship.

They don't seem to notice when I warp to zero in a faction ship armed to the teeth. The last time I did it it literally took them 3 minutes to notice & I'd already kill their 2 Hulks & had their Orca in half structure. Even when it was about to die they seemed to think I was just messing around. It took the loss of the Orca pilots implants (1bil mindlink) for them to finally notice what I was doing to them.

A machariel or Vindi will kill mining ships pretty fast. I just tackle the Orca while killing everything else. Once everything else has left, I switch to killing the Orca & spam D-scan until it dies.

I agree with the statement that flying into a mining OP and shooting every goddamned person there to bits makes people angrier than just about anything else. I've done a bunch of stuff that made people really angry in EVE but that one takes the cake. Well, either that or killing some dude in his multi billion isk battleship.

Pretty much any battlecruiser will do for killing miners, Brutixes, hurricanes and harbingers are all good when armor fit because you can easily fit multiple warp disruptors and do enough DPS to burn through everything quickly. For killing mission runners a typhoon with neuts and torpedoes is about as optimal as it gets, big armor buffer with neuting power to shut off active tanks and selectable damage type makes it an ideal boat for killing those expensive faction battleships people use for missions and you don't need that much SP for it to work either.