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Minerva IV
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:51:00 -
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Well Herko was actually talking to the Xetic guy who posted. Hell we would come along in n00b ships too - would be more fun that way.
and hunt-the-ibis-in-Jita sounds like a great game, Xetic you wanna play that on sat?
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Minerva IV
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Posted - 2005.04.01 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: Hoozin Besides, nothing more fun than harassing Minerva's Scorp and talking to her at the same time. And by harass, I mean, warp in, look at it, compare odds of killing a scorp, thorax, and ferox vs. surviving in an incursus, flip coin, warp out. Rinse and repeat til everybody gets tired and goes to bed.
Hey you missed let Minerva dock to log off then dock with her and undock so she is forced to undock in an attempt to catch that dam frig :)
Oh and you did have a scorp a rax and a load of other ships when we came out to play 
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:09:00 -
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The war against XETIC will continue until I have a Hoozin corpse. 
As for this thread:
1.) Viceroy pwns all in convos.
2.) I find the target corp's attitude to be very refreshing. It's an innovative approach compared to the reactions one normally sees.
3.) Ham, cheese & pepperoni sandwich 4TW! -
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Lama Zpiff
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:30:00 -
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[ 2005.03.30 20:20:40 ] DigitalCommunist > but your members seem to think its a ******* dueling arena, and they're asking me for setups
Priceless.. I'd pay some serious isk for a vid of that Ibis Wave of doom! 
Gl and hf to both sides
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Herko Kerghans
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Posted - 2005.04.01 09:36:00 -
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Edited by: Herko Kerghans on 01/04/2005 09:43:18 Edited by: Herko Kerghans on 01/04/2005 09:40:50
Originally by: Hoozin
P.S. I understand both sides here and in general agree with both sides. Unfortunately, the GMs will agree that it's harrassment and you could find yourself with a 2 week ban from the game if it were to continue. On the other hand, I'd love to read more of those convos.
Hum, wait a minute here... they are professional mercs in big bad ships executing a contract, and we are but a bunch of feeble n00bs.
We understand that they are professional, so we decided we would not start with the typical hate mails. More than that, we went out of our way to praise them for being such an overwhelming force of Darwinism, whiping a bunch of whining carebears into shape.
After such a nice behaviour from our part FH would surely not petition to get us banned, right?
Originally by: Minerva IV Well Herko was actually talking to the Xetic guy who posted. Hell we would come along in n00b ships too - would be more fun that way.
Humm... that would actually be the InfErnAl IbIs MaSSacRe ShwDowN of Jita... 
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Karmae
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Posted - 2005.04.01 10:48:00 -
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Edited by: Karmae on 01/04/2005 10:49:11
Originally by: Viceroy
[ 2005.03.31 14:40:16 ] DigitalUtopia > He's the one I want. not you. But we can be friends too. Jesus preaches forgiveness. And I forgive you [ 2005.03.31 14:40:29 ] Viceroy > Hmm wait what is this [ 2005.03.31 14:40:35 ] Viceroy > I just recieved an intelligence memo [ 2005.03.31 14:40:40 ] Viceroy > it says here that you're a moron [ 2005.03.31 14:40:43 ] Viceroy > goodbye!
OMG That is comedy genius 
Good stuff.
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Ghost Red
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Posted - 2005.04.01 11:05:00 -
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Its kinda reasurring to see that some things in Eve don't change. If there was one thing that I really missed during my time away, it was talking to nutjobs. --------------------------------------------
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meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.01 11:33:00 -
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wow :-)
never underestimate the power of tedium ... i give Viceroy, Digi et al one more week of these banal convo's and their whole corp will be initiating self-destruct.
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Sleazy Cabbie
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Posted - 2005.04.01 11:41:00 -
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/salute the noob mining corp
You guys have the right mental attitude to succeed.
As far as harassment, I think targetting a newbie corp and trying to make them "cancel their sub" is a better example of harassment.
LOL funny convos
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Calvin Pax
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Posted - 2005.04.01 12:24:00 -
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Edited by: Calvin Pax on 01/04/2005 12:25:42 Hmmm attacking larger/better ships with a Ibiz where have I seen this before... could it be the nOOb Squad film Link as follows: http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=146807
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UnHolyD
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Posted - 2005.04.01 14:04:00 -
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FH-
One thing still remains a mystery. If this is a "job for hire" and you have an agenda placed upon you by the guy who hired you, I wonder how your employee review would read.
I hope he got his money's worth from you, because we have certainly gotten his money's worth...and more!
Thanks! UnHolyD
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Calderio
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:17:00 -
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this thread has turned into the ultimate bar pvp'ers vs the n00b bears.
and it is comedy gold.
this morning when i woke up i had to make sure that this thread wasnt posted today (the first) and that i had not been the first one to be duped into posting a reply to a april fools thread.
if the n00bs would listen to my advice and disband and plot revenge for a later date, then all would be well. or they can continue as they are and gain pitty by there fellow bears, and hatetread by those who consider themselfs pirates.
oh and if you guys manage a bs kill on these fine mercs milk it for all you can, most experienced alliances can barely manage that against folks like these.
yarrr...
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Arimas Talasko
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:29:00 -
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Originally by: Karmae Edited by: Karmae on 01/04/2005 10:49:11
Originally by: Viceroy
[ 2005.03.31 14:40:16 ] DigitalUtopia > He's the one I want. not you. But we can be friends too. Jesus preaches forgiveness. And I forgive you [ 2005.03.31 14:40:29 ] Viceroy > Hmm wait what is this [ 2005.03.31 14:40:35 ] Viceroy > I just recieved an intelligence memo [ 2005.03.31 14:40:40 ] Viceroy > it says here that you're a moron [ 2005.03.31 14:40:43 ] Viceroy > goodbye!
OMG That is comedy genius 
Good stuff.
I think Viceroy is still the master of the funny convo... Whatever newb corp he's fighting against is just more creative than usual in trying to justify outrageous loss. How plebeian. But annoying, no doubt. Supremacy Keepin it Real |

ChronicX
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:44:00 -
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Edited by: ChronicX on 01/04/2005 15:46:33
Quote: I believe you enjoy this as much as I do. Haven't you had this experience before?
OMG this is thread is the funniest IŠve read in a long time. UnholyD ftw! GL with the war guys   
and bring more convoes in here!
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.04.01 15:52:00 -
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omg i read viceroys convo and i just imagine that voice of his going as he says he will burn their station down...
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Liu Kaskakka
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Posted - 2005.04.01 17:37:00 -
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Originally by: BobGhengisKhan Edited by: BobGhengisKhan on 31/03/2005 23:11:38 No, I just don't see it. Most of these are 50 lines of
this guy "Hey buddy let's go for ice cream!" this guy "Look at me look at me pay attention let's be friends!" this guy "Tell me more about yourself!" this guy "I love you all!" this guy "Pay more attention! Talk to me!" this guy "I play this game to meet people to take long walks on the beach with!" them "Yeah, that's great."
repeated for a while
My point exactly. I can't understand what is so funny about someone repeating some supposed-to-be-funny-crap over and over again.
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Sjustin
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Posted - 2005.04.01 17:46:00 -
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I think This was the first communication between us. So as you can see they are after some quick isk. Like we have repeated so many times this is not necessarily a bad thing as we are gaining pvp experience. If anyone wants to join in on the fun convo me in game and we can talk about recruitment or other arrangements.
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Channel ID: (('convo', ((40641000111L, 43351000105L), (1409485451, 1020999817, None), (235103256, 1226759085, None))),) Channel Name: DigitalCommunist Conversation Listener: Sjustin Session started: 2005.03.24 00:38:34 ---------------------------------------------------------------
[ 2005.03.24 00:38:37 ] Sjustin > hi [ 2005.03.24 00:38:42 ] Sjustin > why did you declare war? [ 2005.03.24 00:38:50 ] DigitalCommunist > money [ 2005.03.24 00:39:21 ] Sjustin > a good reason but why not earn it being honest? [ 2005.03.24 00:39:35 ] DigitalCommunist > cause getting paid is more fun [ 2005.03.24 00:39:42 ] Sjustin > someone hired you? [ 2005.03.24 00:39:52 ] DigitalCommunist > yes, we're mercs. [ 2005.03.24 00:39:58 ] Sjustin > ok [ 2005.03.24 00:40:03 ] DigitalCommunist > i'm too lazy to try and extort people [ 2005.03.24 00:40:09 ] Sjustin > can you let me know who hired you? [ 2005.03.24 00:40:32 ] DigitalCommunist > that wouldn't be very good for business [ 2005.03.24 00:40:41 ] DigitalCommunist > you can always buy out their contract, i undeclare and tell you who it is [ 2005.03.24 00:40:47 ] DigitalCommunist > its only a ****ty 200mil. [ 2005.03.24 00:41:01 ] Sjustin > no worries we can fight back [ 2005.03.24 00:41:08 ] DigitalCommunist > alright, we'll see. [ 2005.03.24 00:41:09 ] Sjustin > it will be good for pvp experence
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Soren
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Posted - 2005.04.01 18:28:00 -
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Think we could get a Riz vid of this?  _________________________________________________________
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MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2005.04.01 18:39:00 -
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Edited by: MOOstradamus on 01/04/2005 18:50:32
UnHolyD 4tw \o/
/me thinks that UnHolyD & Herko are just using the long forgotten HACKING combat skills that EVE once upon a time promised to deliver
/me also agrees with DIRTBALL
MOOrovingian "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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Camel S
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Posted - 2005.04.01 19:06:00 -
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Now this comedy is awesome
Do they cheer you on when you pod them too?
/Camel
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UnHolyD
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Posted - 2005.04.01 23:06:00 -
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Finite Horizon-
You really wanted to kill me that badly today, eh? It's a shame that didn't happen. You had no idea that I was right next to you, watching your pretty Cerberus fly out in space, waiting for me to leave.
You say that you are master mercenaries, but I don't believe you. You have great PvP skills, but you have no idea how to really fight a war. I almost feel pity for you, but after all, it was you who did the attacking. Now you must deal with our relationship.
You are weak.
Here's what GFL had stated previously:
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[ 2005.03.29 03:22:15 ] GFLTorque > We were the core trainers etc.. of m0o, so some of our fees are over a billion isk including ship costs. [ 2005.03.29 03:22:35 ] UnHolyD > hmm... someone must hate us [ 2005.03.29 03:22:45 ] GFLTorque > Depends on which one of us negotiates it. [ 2005.03.29 03:22:55 ] GFLTorque > Digi is in control of this contract. . . . [ 2005.03.29 03:27:53 ] GFLTorque > We generally never move on to other contracts until the customer ends one, or something else occurs. [ 2005.03.29 03:28:56 ] GFLTorque > In the case of your lot, I had levied to get your contract pulled in order to work on another one, that is a higher priorty of mine. [ 2005.03.29 03:29:05 ] GFLTorque > Hence why I answered 200 million perhaps. [ 2005.03.29 03:29:27 ] GFLTorque > I had inquired as to what it might cost to allow us to move forward. Not sure if Digi even was serious.
-So if you surrender, I own you. -If you fight, I own your time. -If you move onto another contract, I forced you to change your position. -If you reply, I own you.
Any way you slice it, you continually fail miserably in doing your merc duties.
Hate me, but you brought this on yourself. And I will be here for a while to remind you of that.
UnHolyD
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Shai Faetal
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Posted - 2005.04.01 23:49:00 -
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Lol Classic :D
- (\_/) (O.o) (> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |

Cinnander
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Posted - 2005.04.02 00:31:00 -
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Edited by: Cinnander on 02/04/2005 00:31:58 EVE where anything can happen. How big is this corp? Small, and 'noob' filled? And they're ****ing off some of the game's most infamous PvPers? 5 page post on Corp/Alliances about a "noob" corp. xD It's only that big because people care. The little guys that stood up?
(Sorry after reading I realise this post sounds like something Quan in RahXephon would say, but appart from the harrasment stuff it's pretty funny/cool/interesting).
OFC if you want to learn PvP on a somewhat larger and more mutual scale there's always alliances ;D Or you guys could turn merc....  |

F'nog
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Posted - 2005.04.02 01:25:00 -
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I see UnholyD has learned to smack.
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Plastic Head
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Posted - 2005.04.02 04:05:00 -
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Edited by: Plastic Head on 02/04/2005 04:07:49
my hero! this is the best thread ever! "FEAR US NOOBS!!! - WE LOVE YOU"!
edit: quote became too long.. and.. harrassment my ass.. you got isk and sp growing out yer ass... cant stand a few convo's... grow up.
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.04.02 04:56:00 -
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Originally by: Plastic Head Edited by: Plastic Head on 02/04/2005 04:07:49
my hero! this is the best thread ever! "FEAR US NOOBS!!! - WE LOVE YOU"!
edit: quote became too long.. and.. harrassment my ass.. you got isk and sp growing out yer ass... cant stand a few convo's... grow up.
Convo spamming and getting around blocks by using different alts has always been considered harrasment. The number of sp a person has has nothing to do with it. Dont make silly statements like that. And I dont get it, since when has eve been about people with equal amounts of sps fighting eachother. Thats the vibe I get from some of the more retarded individuals on this thread. What a totally pointless waste of bandwidth this thread is and I can't believe I actually contributed to it.
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
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Scythmar
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Posted - 2005.04.02 07:09:00 -
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Originally by: UnHolyD Finite Horizon-
You really wanted to kill me that badly today, eh? It's a shame that didn't happen. You had no idea that I was right next to you, watching your pretty Cerberus fly out in space, waiting for me to leave.
You say that you are master mercenaries, but I don't believe you. You have great PvP skills, but you have no idea how to really fight a war. I almost feel pity for you, but after all, it was you who did the attacking. Now you must deal with our relationship.
You are weak.
Here's what GFL had stated previously:
Quote:
[ 2005.03.29 03:22:15 ] GFLTorque > We were the core trainers etc.. of m0o, so some of our fees are over a billion isk including ship costs. [ 2005.03.29 03:22:35 ] UnHolyD > hmm... someone must hate us [ 2005.03.29 03:22:45 ] GFLTorque > Depends on which one of us negotiates it. [ 2005.03.29 03:22:55 ] GFLTorque > Digi is in control of this contract. . . . [ 2005.03.29 03:27:53 ] GFLTorque > We generally never move on to other contracts until the customer ends one, or something else occurs. [ 2005.03.29 03:28:56 ] GFLTorque > In the case of your lot, I had levied to get your contract pulled in order to work on another one, that is a higher priorty of mine. [ 2005.03.29 03:29:05 ] GFLTorque > Hence why I answered 200 million perhaps. [ 2005.03.29 03:29:27 ] GFLTorque > I had inquired as to what it might cost to allow us to move forward. Not sure if Digi even was serious.
-So if you surrender, I own you. -If you fight, I own your time. -If you move onto another contract, I forced you to change your position. -If you reply, I own you.
Any way you slice it, you continually fail miserably in doing your merc duties.
Hate me, but you brought this on yourself. And I will be here for a while to remind you of that.
UnHolyD
Quite frankly, you are an idiot...Digi and the rest of FH will wtfpwn your sorry ass every time. You have nothing to do but talk, because no matter what you do you are still crappy pvpers who can't compete with FH. So you talk, spam, and otherwise irritate those who are so nicely killing you. The only 'training' you are getting is how to start a convo as fast as possible. Stop talking and acting big, because you are not. kthnx. 
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Neon Genesis
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Posted - 2005.04.02 09:34:00 -
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OMFG
They are just so,,,,, Nice!!
it would be like de-fluffing teddy bears   __
There, i just contributed nothing to your thread
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Vlad Hazzard
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Posted - 2005.04.02 11:22:00 -
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Like it or not, psych and politics is part of the game, smack is part of the game, if it wasn't then we would simply have a numbers game. x plays longer than y, x has more credits, x has more sp, x wins, no game no nothing.
It's the social aspect that makes Eve, not the math.
What makes this thread hilarious is you have some old time players TRYING to play a straight numbers game, which is their advantage, but the newbies aren't letting them.
If you camped a bunch of veteran players they most likely WOULD cancel their sub. If it was a player with 30 million SP that couldn't leave the station, they would get frustrated and start begging, or offer to give you 200 mil to leave him alone.
New guy has nowhere to go but up, and nothin to lose.
You waste your time, you lose.
You walk away, you lose.
It's like getting a false parking ticket. Even if you did nothing wrong, it costs you more to fight the ticket than to pay the 40 bucks, there's no way to win.
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.04.02 13:41:00 -
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Edited by: MAXSuicide on 02/04/2005 13:42:50
Originally by: Negotiator
Quote: maybe its the british sense of humour makes me find it so funny
Or lack of thereof
if your american...
you just dont understand some of the great british humour.
if your not, nobody cares what u think.
we invented comedies ffs....go back to the wooden bridge u ****

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