so I don't know how to give her a real surprising propose.

Here's the best advice I can give:

Don't do it.


If I could put everything in a typical marriage into a video, you would see why you should not.


Just keep getting the milk while the cow is free, and if the cow wants to be more like a real cow, then you dump the cow and get another one. Cows are evil, you see, and once the cow is "bought", it then knows it can start milking you and there's nothing you can do about it without lawyers and paperwork and losing almost everything and becoming an economic mule for at least 22 years (if you and the cow had calves).

DON'T do it. That's all. The laws and courts stack the deck against you. You give up more than a single status.

I sense bitterness and sorrow.

Iapprove of this message.

Here's the best advice I can give:

Don't do it.


If I could put everything in a typical marriage into a video, you would see why you should not.


Just keep getting the milk while the cow is free, and if the cow wants to be more like a real cow, then you dump the cow and get another one. Cows are evil, you see, and once the cow is "bought", it then knows it can start milking you and there's nothing you can do about it without lawyers and paperwork and losing almost everything and becoming an economic mule for at least 22 years (if you and the cow had calves).

DON'T do it. That's all. The laws and courts stack the deck against you. You give up more than a single status.

Its funny because he's calling women cows.

Here's the best advice I can give:

Just keep getting the milk while the cow is free, and if the cow wants to be more like a real cow, then you dump the cow and get another one. Cows are evil, you see, and once the cow is "bought", it then knows it can start milking you and there's nothing you can do about it without lawyers and paperwork and losing almost everything and becoming an economic mule for at least 22 years (if you and the cow had calves).

Just pull out your **** with the wedding ring on it.

*Engagement ring

Also if it were that tiny I wouldn't be pulling it out anywhere

Here's the best advice I can give:

Don't do it.


If I could put everything in a typical marriage into a video, you would see why you should not.


Just keep getting the milk while the cow is free, and if the cow wants to be more like a real cow, then you dump the cow and get another one. Cows are evil, you see, and once the cow is "bought", it then knows it can start milking you and there's nothing you can do about it without lawyers and paperwork and losing almost everything and becoming an economic mule for at least 22 years (if you and the cow had calves).

DON'T do it. That's all. The laws and courts stack the deck against you. You give up more than a single status.

Dude. Does your gf play EVE? Cause if yes, this is an awesome strategy but you want to make sure she doesn't see this thread.

If no... this is probably a bad idea.

If you want to make a big deal of proposing, center it around something that *she* is into, not one of your hobbies.

And ya know - there is absolutely nothing wrong with just taking her on a nice date and asking. It doesn't have to be a stunt, and it doesn't have to involve other people (and doing so can come accross as a bit weird and pressure-y). If she's into you enough to marry you, you could probably propose at Burger King and she's still say yes, but nice restaurants/places associating with something she's into/a quiet walk just the two of you in a scenic location etc is all you need to make it special.

...Burger King...

...If I could put everything in a typical marriage into a video, you would see why you should not.

Just keep getting the milk while the cow is free, and if the cow wants to be more like a real cow, then you dump the cow and get another one. Cows are evil, you see, and once the cow is "bought", it then knows it can start milking you and there's nothing you can do about it without lawyers and paperwork and losing almost everything and becoming an economic mule for at least 22 years (if you and the cow had calves).

DON'T do it. That's all. The laws and courts stack the deck against you. You give up more than a single status.

How 'bout a engagement nose ring? Cubic zirconia (she'll never realize...) and stuff it into a hot dog And yyou can make a video of HER finding it. Provided... she doesn't have braces... and you have met her, right? not an internet gf, cuz then you might need two hot dogs (they're all fatter than they lead you to believe). On second thought... braces a plus!

In paranoid misogynist Russia, cows milk you.