I see you prefer the thrasher. I just so happen to be sitting on 15 thousand fit Thrashers in Jita. I also just so happen to be sitting on 700b of implants. So why not.

50 Contracted over in Jita 4-4.

Be sure to send me any EVEmails you get with crying. I do so love suffering.

15.000 ya planning another jitaburn o.0

thx, will send the tears to you ;)

We had 20k thrasher or so

I seem to have an abundance of ISK and ship hulls and you seem you have free time, perhaps we could swap.

Despicable!!
I would never support such an act!

But...

A guy like me don't have many opportunities to improve my sec status once it is shot to pieces.
I have a very limited experience in ganking.

How would be the best way to go about it? Before any smart ass comes along, yes I could most likely succeed in killing a pod, I am asking for the best way. No need to invent the wheel again.
Are you planning on starting a bond?

(we spot for others when where waiting for oure GCC timer to end)

I would like to fund this operation.
Who do I make the check out to? I'm not filthy rich but I am willing to donate.

This is quite a cooperative venture, allowing certified Pod Poachers to reach more customers than ever before. Stoner Smurf is quite prolific and provides excellent service.

I would like to plug my own similar and not at all competitive service: http://poachers.mindflood.org/?a=home . Unfortunately my activity has suffered as of late due to a chronic lack of funds. If any of you distinguished gentlemen would like to offer a sponsorship; I promise to do my best to increase implant prices and your net worth.

Both you fine gentlemen should check your wallets. I'd like to set the same conditions as Aryth for my donation: Forward me copies of any hatemail received.

thx wil do so,

keep in mind we dnt recieve much hatemails lately, most ppl are pretty cool about it, some camp ya for few weeks wich is pretty funny but not all to many

You should taunt them more. Perhaps a gloating evemail.

We never used up all the ships we had for the first one. We had 20k thrasher or so. Targets ran out long before ships.

If someone was to contract over some thrashers that are in the process of being built, what would a good station for you to pick them up?

Madirmilire VI - Moon 12 - Republic Security Services Assembly Plant .... that would be optimal, but anywhere at highsec can be done

That's doable, although I checked and its going to be 10 days before the build finishes.

I sent over another batch of thrashers

Keep up the good work. Keeping us updated with a running total of +5 implants destroyed, would go a long way toward individuals like myself kicking in additional isk to supporting your efforts. Also, have you considered the functionality of newb alts with just enough skills to kill pods, so that their sec status doesnt matter? I imagine you could train characters up in a matter of days to be able to kill a pod.

There's a huge amount of LP pool out there just waiting to be turned in. Wouldn't the masses of carebears poach fruits of your labor once price goes up? Unless it's limited supply implants not available from LP shops, like mining mindlinks. But you can't really tell what's in ppl's heads.

Want to thank the op for bringing this thread.

Made me want to go out and try this.

First one spawned fountains of tears for only a 170m pod loss.

OP I think I can spare a handful of ships for you, where would you prefer they be?

CCP is so gonna nerf this :(

just wanted to say you inspired me. so here is my cherry popping kill. its not on zkillboard yet, but i was excited so here is the cut and paste. 2m isk thrasher for 150m isk pod

2013.02.12 00:33:00

Victim: Kallyfudge
Corp: The Scope
Alliance: Unknown
Faction: Unknown
Destroyed: Capsule
System: Madirmilire
Security: 0.6
Damage Taken: 432

Involved parties:

Name: Frank Matank (laid the final blow)
Security: -4.60
Corp: Republic Military School
Alliance: None
Faction: None
Ship: Thrasher
Weapon: 280mm Howitzer Artillery I
Damage Done: 432

Destroyed items:

Jackal Gamma (Implant)
Grail Beta (Implant)
Genolution Core Augmentation CA-1 (Implant)
Genolution Core Augmentation CA-2 (Implant)
Social Adaptation Chip - Basic (Implant)

Remind me never to undock.

Never Ever, Hope you don't mind op, was passing thru and lol'd

free bump.

but yeh dont undock.

So have you retired for the time being?

he gave me a few thrasher not long ago. i have 30-40 pod kills the last couple weeks on this character and another when this one has gcc.

this one for February on eve kill says 27 kills 2.14b in damage done.

so feel free to sponser me also and ill be able to forward you the tears.

Any tips on where to find high number of pods?

Don't the faction police and customs officials attack you? Or am I just that unfamiliar with outlaw mechanics?

Master,

I have taken on the role of the suicide pod killer, destroying all pilots that fly our space naked without even the decency to use a shuttle to cover themselves up. I am just a small fish compared to you master, just graduating from school yesterday morning. So far I am 4 for 5 at killing these disgusting pods, doing about 300 million isk in damage.

I hope to be great as you one day, until then I vogue to at least kill 100 of these naked, filthy PODs per month. I will try and get a corporation setup with a kill board so you can track me and be proud!

With Love,

Your Slave!

If you shoot miners you can remove carebears from the game, AND kill pods.

It's two birds with one stone.

But you might need more than one thrasher. Two can kill an untanked one in 0.7.

Master,

I am now up to 27 pod kills. I have inflicted well over a billion isk in Implants destroyed. I hope this makes you happy! Would you have a good suggestion on what killboard to use to show off my shiney kills?

I think this is what I want my alt to do. So we just basically get a destroyer and oc modules and then collect sweet tears, right?

Thrasher has more damage output over the specific timeframes a podhunter lives (despite the Catalyst being king of destroyers in medium duration fights).

The alpha strike is insane.

Excellent. My alt is all Minmatar anyway. What is your favorite disposable fit? I have enough isk to mess around but want the most DPS. Basically I just look for pods undocking and attack, correct?

Sorry missed your return to pod hunting, will the catalysts thrashers be collected from the usual station?

I don't have any building at the moment so delivery will a week or so.

Excellent. My alt is all Minmatar anyway. What is your favorite disposable fit? I have enough isk to mess around but want the most DPS. Basically I just look for pods undocking and attack, correct?

Thanks for the insight guys. I think it will be Jita for my alt. Obviously my status will drop fairly quickly, how do you deal with concord/navy since Jita is .9? won't they on sight?

Sorry missed your return to pod hunting, will the catalysts thrashers be collected from the usual station?

I don't have any building at the moment so delivery will a week or so.

Remind me to never undock in my pod.

I do enjoy outsourcing suffering. I propose we do something a little more formal than has been done in EVE previously.

Much like big sponsors get their logo on sports arenas or race cars, I want a pretty space logo and commercial advertisement to those who have been ganked. You had sent me the suffering questionnaires that some victims were kind/stupid enough to fill out. Perhaps something a bit more artistic. Meant to extract maximum suffering.

Let me know your thoughts. Time to lay the groundwork for the next emergent behavior.

"The Podacaust"?

sounds awesome

so ya want a logo mailed to the victems or mayby a logo on a alliance i could create forit ? although that abit costly

atm i send them a pic of eggs where 1 got podded ;o. diddnt create it though

logo on spaceships would be cool. ccp get that done

could create a contest thread to have a logo made orso, my paintskils arent to greate ;)

166 kils atm, last 3 days mostly basic and standard so not much good

and got wardecced by a corp made for yust that ;o was 1 hour old when wardec came in orso

Prime Balance Nr1 -

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ICH HASSE James 315 und weitere solche Idioten die Denken die k+¦nnen jetzt eigene Regeln im Spiel einbringen. **** , wo ist die Balance

ceo

prime Balance

bio:

ICH HASSE James 315 ode +ñnliche IDIOTEN

sowie ST0NER SMURF oder seine COPR
Vrix Nation

das sin Leute die nichts haben, aber kleinen agreifen.
Sehe zu Verf++gung als Organisazion gegen diese feiklinge


shot cosmas ger for a loss of 53,5 mil wich got pretty mad, maled me blabla stuff 30 times or more

he placed 200 mil bounty on me :) he wil regret that with all my losspammails ;o

Viel spass
From: Cosmas GER
Sent: 2013.06.14 19:18
To: ST0NER SMURF,
[20:02:11] ST0NER SMURF > o/
[20:02:16] Cosmas GER > 0/
[20:02:27] Cosmas GER > Sat4em delat nehren bilo
[20:03:44] ST0NER SMURF > Es ist uns aufgefallen, dass Sie wurden mit Autopilot, ohne eine Lizenz. Wie Sie wahrscheinlich wissen, sind Autopilot Lizenzen erforderlich, um Auto-Pilot zu verwenden, da der Pilot Protection Act unterzeichnet wurde. Der Hauptgrund dieses Gesetzes war
[20:04:18] Cosmas GER > Ehh was erz+ñhlst du mir f++r scheise
[20:04:40] Cosmas GER > darf ich jetzt kein Autopilot penutzen oder wat
[20:04:49] Cosmas GER > benutzen
[20:05:41] ST0NER SMURF > wel when ya buy the license ya will have np with auto through the galaxy :)
[20:07:35] Cosmas GER > Sie haben 3 Tage Zeit, wenn Sie mir nicht alst Entsch+ñdigung 500 Millionen ISK einzahlen werde ich Sie an Aliance +£berweisen
[20:07:42] Cosmas GER > 3,2,1 ebay meins
[20:08:46] Cosmas GER > Einstein ist der Beste
[20:08:57] Cosmas GER > bye

You need to post people a 'Vrix Nation Customer Satisfaction Survey' while you are still on GCC.

I get good results from sending my 'www.minerbumping.com Customer Satisfaction Survey' after a gank. Got a 100m bounty from someone that only lost a 42m ship and 45m pod the other day.

Contracted over some more fit ships. Been busy so haven't worked on logos and such, but eventually!

ok stoner got banned so no pewpew atm

i got noclue why, ganking is legal so im wondering when they tell whats wrong

somethingh about a exploit,

to be continued

I imagine it would be great fun sitting at Jita VII - Moon 2 - Caldari Business Tribunal Law School before you hit -10. That way you could catch people trying to update their medical clone in Jita.

ok stoner got banned so no pewpew atm

i got noclue why, ganking is legal so im wondering when they tell whats wrong

somethingh about a exploit,

to be continued

Escalate it to a senior GM. If someone has reported you for exploiting and you haven't been then you need to escalate it. False reports are an EULA violation. (Don't forget to ask for your sub time back)

wel the bann got reversed ;) wich means i got the days added to my account

they made a mistake, kinda wierd but ok

One of EVE's finest returns! Welcome back.

[19:43:21] Lozzz > you doe and come back to that staton so all kills must be near there to efficiency

Think he's dutch like us st0ner?

that would be sweet :) but most dutch know me by now unless there no in dutchchat ;o

thought cool a pod gooing 214, unf i was at the wrong spot chasing a pod, so i send my nooby alt after it and it failed ;( 460 dmg but pod survived :(

ooh wel **** hapends ;o

Thanks to St0ner, I decided to take up the hunt for pods haphazardly flying through space also. After my first 3 podkills, I've already killed over 1.2 bil in implants. Needless to say, I'm hooked. Thanks for the inspiration St0ner!

Thanks to St0ner, I decided to take up the hunt for pods haphazardly flying through space also. After my first 3 podkills, I've already killed over 1.2 bil in implants. Needless to say, I'm hooked. Thanks for the inspiration St0ner!

Stoner, would you be interested in visiting Dodixie if I can procure you 50-100 thrashers with your standard cheap fits and contract them to you there? Would love to see you in action


Edit: Buy orders up for 100 units. Should fill soon enough, if not I'll buy the stuff outright. Just copying fits from your public lossmails.

gank on location ? ;o wel yeah could do that, wil have to check the routes there etc\

Sponsor package sent at Dodixie 9-20. 66 Thrasher hulls, and enough mods to fit most of them out. If you need ISK to finish the fittings, just ask.

Stoner, would you be interested in visiting Dodixie if I can procure you 50-100 thrashers with your standard cheap fits and contract them to you there? Would love to see you in action


Edit: Buy orders up for 100 units. Should fill soon enough, if not I'll buy the stuff outright. Just copying fits from your public lossmails.

ok been there few days, moved 5 scouts to check the gates and 100 trashers, but not many targets forme there, so moved back to kaaptunen

im sry about that but i got it pretty wel organized around kaaptunen and area, with multiple stockpiles on the route there

i can buy the stuff ya bought if ya want or i could ask around to see if a diff podder is interested

All good mate, just set up a public courier contract to get it moved to where you want to use it and put it to use there. I'm sure you'll extract some good tears with it.

you should write a blog where you dump the best ones imo. also, how's your funding doing?

you diddnt contract me anythngh yet right ? or did i miss somethingh ??

Sorry mate, I mistyped your name so the contract didn't get completed.

More than happy to send you 100 Thrashers with fittings, where would you want them couriered to? A station in Jita that isn't 4-4 Caldari Navy Assembly Plant? Perimeter station? Or somewhere else?

And which Smurf should it be sent to?

Note - busy IRL so may take a while to get it to you.

so somone in ducthchat linked me this thread :) podpilot complaining about my fast pod express (wich btw is free)

https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=272601


KevinleBeu

Epsilon Lyr

Nulli Secunda




What the **** CCP doing?

We can't afk autopilot in hightsec, correct this CCP !

I did like that tear harvest. I think you should look to gank that person again. And again. And again.

I'll be online tonight I expect (9 hours time or so) and will try to remember to send you the hundred thrashers with your usual fits.

Just wondering if Vrix Nation is possibly recruiting others skilled in ganking?

This is my forum alt, the character in question has a love for yummy tears and has an interest in the implant market getting "invigorated" shall we say? :)

Thanks.

Excellent Sponsor Mails worth every ISK.

Please mail me in-game when you are ready to start a new month of Podding and I will give you another bag of ISK. . If you don't need ISK but some this else please let me know, so it can be arranged.

I think I need to do this for a little while, then move to Fasse or Ravarin where I can rebuild the sec while popping in and out of Egghendle to mess with the locals there.

have reached 3000+ podkils on this char ;) and then i een miss some killmails after apifuckup ;o

this month sofar we as corp got 288 podkils, could have been more but the power was gone in this area thx to a fire, but all by all not tobad ;) yust not enough pods to feed all smurfs

got some germans hunting me, and with the new information bonus they actualy managed to kill me 3 times before i could hit a pod ;o so 3 real kils, beyond that yust concord losmail tagging as most ppl do who hunt us

yust will have to adapt toit abit

still al by al we as corp got 352 podkills this month sofar ;)

even when i loose a ship at niarja.. theres reship options nextdoor ;) both sides :)

Want those Germans wardecced? Or are they unlikely to crumble when sneezed at?

podhunter aaaarrgg killed afew ofthem alrdy with his -10 thrasher


but feel free to bbq them :), wil send ya a mail ;)

Aaaarrgg does good work. Very professional.