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Joelleaveek
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.03 16:10:00 -
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So i noticed in the Gallente CQ just to the right of the couch there are 2 boxes of Protein Delicacies. This seems odd since Protein Delicacies are illegal in Gallente space. |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2011.10.03 16:22:00 -
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I find this entirely unacceptable. These disgusting Caldari protein delicacies, literally made from refined sewage, are taking up precious space in our glorious Gallente captain's quarters which could be used for extra bottles of smooth, delicious, patriotic Quafe!
Fix this immediately, CCP! Andreus Anthony LeHane Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor Media Consultant, Voyeur Studios |

chaosjj
The Forgotten Gypsies
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Posted - 2011.10.03 16:42:00 -
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We are capsuleers, screw gallente law!! |

Deviana Sevidon
Panta-Rhei Butterfly Effect Alliance
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Posted - 2011.10.03 18:53:00 -
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Proud Gallente citizen and capsuleer and I refuse to eat Caldari industrial waste.
Give us some apples, bananas and grapes instead. |

Mirima Thurander
Deventer Exploration An Acquisition
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:26:00 -
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YEA i want some french bread and caviar. I love the the smell of victory in the morning. It smells like... Blood, vomit and burning flesh. |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
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Posted - 2011.10.03 21:51:00 -
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You do realize its not sewage.
If you have ever done L1 courier missions for the Caldari you may remember one where you relocate homeless. You my also remember you always seem to relocate them to some sort of processing plant.
Just sayin. CCP employees should never proclaim a feature to be awesome. Only subscribers should. |

Svennig
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.10.05 06:29:00 -
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Gotta bring in the contraband stuff they talked about at fanfest somehow... |

Andreus Ixiris
Mixed Metaphor
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Posted - 2011.10.05 08:16:00 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:You do realize its not sewage.
If you have ever done L1 courier missions for the Caldari you may remember one where you relocate homeless. You my also remember you always seem to relocate them to some sort of processing plant.
Just sayin.
I'm sorry, did you really just try and use the excuse "It's OK! It's not sewage! It's homeless people!" Andreus Anthony LeHane Ixiris CEO, Mixed Metaphor Media Consultant, Voyeur Studios |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 15:24:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:You do realize its not sewage.
If you have ever done L1 courier missions for the Caldari you may remember one where you relocate homeless. You my also remember you always seem to relocate them to some sort of processing plant.
Just sayin. I'm sorry, did you really just try and use the excuse "It's OK! It's not sewage! It's homeless people!"
Odd, I thought I was saying that its not sewage, its far far worse. And shows just what the Caldari are. CCP employees should never proclaim a feature to be awesome. Only subscribers should. |

Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
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Posted - 2011.10.05 17:27:00 -
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http://www.eveonline.com/newsarchive.asp?p=7&sid=557150194
Quote:A few days later, the Quafe Company suddenly released information that proved beyond doubt that the main ingredients in the Protein Delicacies were in fact organic waste, processed station sewage and second grade biomass. NOSTRO AURUM NON EST AURUM VULGI |

Raid'En
Apprentice Innovations
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Posted - 2011.10.05 18:09:00 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:You do realize its not sewage.
If you have ever done L1 courier missions for the Caldari you may remember one where you relocate homeless. You my also remember you always seem to relocate them to some sort of processing plant.
Just sayin. OMG  |

Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
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Posted - 2011.10.05 21:00:00 -
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Bloodpetal wrote:http://www.eveonline.com/newsarchive.asp?p=7&sid=557150194 Quote:A few days later, the Quafe Company suddenly released information that proved beyond doubt that the main ingredients in the Protein Delicacies were in fact organic waste, processed station sewage and second grade biomass.
"Organic waste" and "Second grade biomass". Note they are very careful to not state just what the source of the waste and biomass is. CCP employees should never proclaim a feature to be awesome. Only subscribers should. |

Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate
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Posted - 2011.10.07 17:51:00 -
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Quote:Protein Delicacies are cheap and nutritious food products manufactured by one of the Caldari mega corporations, Sukuuvestaa. It comes in many flavors and tastes delicious. Despite its cheap price and abundance it is favored by many gourmet chefs in some of the finest restaurants around for its rich, earthy flavor and fragrance. |

Jada Maroo
Mysterium Astrometrics BRABODEN
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Posted - 2011.10.08 07:57:00 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:
"Organic waste" and "Second grade biomass". Note they are very careful to not state just what the source of the waste and biomass is.
It's obviously spooge. |

Bleys Breighter
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.09 05:44:00 -
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Soylent Green. |

Hamish Grayson
Caldari Independent Navy Reserve The Fourth District
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Posted - 2011.10.10 15:57:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:I find this entirely unacceptable. These disgusting Caldari protein delicacies, literally made from refined sewage, are taking up precious space in our glorious Gallente captain's quarters which could be used for extra bottles of smooth, delicious, patriotic Quafe!
Fix this immediately, CCP!
Sorry Andy, it's now Cannon. Caldari poop taste better than Quafe and the Fedos are wild for it. |

Alxea
U-208 Bacon Fortress Gaming Syndicate
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Posted - 2011.10.11 14:56:00 -
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PFFT! We are pretty much above and beyond any law!  |

Hayaishi
Aperture Harmonics K162
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Posted - 2011.10.15 03:36:00 -
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It's an obvious mix up. We're supposed to have "Long-limb roes". |

Sgt Maru
Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension
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Posted - 2011.10.15 06:18:00 -
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Caldari eat **** while Gallente drink liquid humans? Hmm...well I think I'm going to make more trips planetside now... |
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