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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:46:00 -
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this guy actually survives by not mining |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 13:47:00 -
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which is good, it's by far the best way to survive
if you leave gallente space you will probably live |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:08:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Quote: I am sure there are others far more knowledgeable than me who can also share some insight You got this bit right, then you derped. If the miners have RR on the field, then you just bring arty and alpha your ******* Hulk to oblivion. Weirdly, RR is amazingly ineffective when the target lasts less than a second. Secondly, if you "win" (avoid the gank) you just make the ganker more determined, and then you're ****** over a lot worse than if you just stopped mining.
this man is lying goons never use alpha
continue putting ten repping ships on your untanked mack |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:18:00 -
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you don't understand I need to continue mining ice at something hilariously low like 5m/hour while goons try to blow up my 200m isk ship because this is a really wise economic decision |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:24:00 -
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Dirk Magnum wrote:8x T2 smartbombs w/ 5x T2 medium drones pack neither the alpha nor the DPS to drop Hulks. They do about 60% the DPS of a T1-fit Brutix and a quarter of an Alphapest's alpha. MAYBE if you get really lucky and CONCORD takes forever and a half to arrive you might kill something with the smartbomb setup.
Of course if you're in a gang it can work. A gang of Velators could kill a Hulk if they wanted to.
if I were a thread reader I would definitely take the advice of someone who thought you could use drones and smartbombs at the same time |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:37:00 -
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i think it's hilarious you put all that effort into thinking about how to use t2 drones instead of thinking of the first thing every bomber goon thinks when they see a hulk "oh, better bring two bombers" |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:46:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Written Word wrote:If you are smrt enough to type this all up, why do you even bother mining? Because high sec miners are not all bots and a lot of them are clueless newbs who don't really deserve what you are handing out to them. It's pretty sad listening in on the goon intel channel and hearing orgasmic exclamations about how they killed a retriever or covetor. Yeah, what a rush. But organizing a resistance, hmm, ok that sounds like fun.
the ones killing retrievers and covetors are mostly our newbies :3:
our newbies are way better than your newbies :3: |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 14:55:00 -
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ahahahahahaha
nobody is ever scared away by combat ships in the belt we think those are a hoot |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:07:00 -
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Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:ahahahahahaha
nobody is ever scared away by combat ships in the belt we think those are a hoot Really? Then why did the thorax and ruppy run last night?
ruppy are you a toddler who hasn't learned to talk yet what the christ is wrong with you pubbies |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:07:00 -
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i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:14:00 -
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Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels...
this is forum war, your baby words have no place here
and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:54:00 -
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Machete Visor wrote:the real question is, how high does the price of isotopes have to go before it is worth you mining in a battleship instead of a miner?
how much can you mine in a domi?
that might change the dynamics of suicide ganks eh?
i would laugh so ******* hard if I saw people ice mining in a dominix
even at hideously insane ice prices thats still making literally pennies an hour |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 15:55:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote: When you factor in actual loss (insurance FTW) no, not really at all.
...
Your only logical next step is to stop mining. Everything else is stupid.
No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit. No "10 hour heroes" are going to be doing alphas with artillery tempests. So either you get your real combat pilots here for a gank-fest (but if they're here, they're not THERE defending your null space) and have them take sec status hits, or continue with rookie alts in relatively easy to skill for cruisers. But null space needs empire space to survive, after a fashion. If all your real pilots start taking sec hits, it's not going to work. So there is a real limit despite what you'd like me to think, and that limit is not money or ships.
we're invading delve at the same time we're doing this somehow it seems we manage |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:02:00 -
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Mistah Ewedynao wrote:You keep talking about how little they are making an hour???
How come you are all so worried about them then?
we're the sherrif of nottingham, we rob the poor to feed ourselves |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:05:00 -
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Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:Indeterminacy wrote:Weaselior wrote:i presume if a thorax and rupture zoomed onto the field and left, it was because there wasn't anything worth ganking they could reliably gank in cruisers There were 3 macks, a hulk, and an orca. A noobship gave the warpin @0. I guess maybe they were afraid of something? Also, why are you getting so ~mad~? It's just internet space pixels... this is forum war, your baby words have no place here and macks can be tanked + linked so they resist a cruiser gank they probably scanned them because, you know, the rookie ship could see you I wasn't in a mack/hulk/orca...I was waiting to help kill those two cruisers. And yes, everyone could see me. Deterrence, Reagan style. Also, I'm having a lot of fun taunting goonies on forums, making them mad enough to start calling me bad names on an internet forum. It's amazing how quickly this actually happens.
~puppetmasta~ing that you got goons to post is the last refuge of the criminally bad poster |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:21:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing.
yes, which fast-locking ships are singularly unable to do as they can't actually wax a cruiser fast enough |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:30:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:Ptraci wrote:Travis Wells wrote:
waiting to kill the crusiers how? after concord blew them up?
Perhaps in this context "killing" actually means denying them a kill, making them die for nothing. ok so the verb kill, which means to destroy or do away with actually means to deny a kill, the opposite of killing, right. Yeah, it's about the same twisted logic that you use when you get an adrenaline rush attacking an industrial ship that has no turrets or launchers and is incapable of fighting back, and brag about a "kill mail" and even keep a "kill board". Logic can be funny that way.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 16:32:00 -
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unsuprisingly the prey does not enjoy the hunt nearly as much as the hunter
"but mr hawk, isn't swooping down and messily devouring me and feasting on my entrails just kinda boring really" |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:01:00 -
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Mistah Ewedynao wrote:Quote:If you don't like the idea of being the fish in this game, buy yourself a rod and line. Yep and turn the predators into the prey.
look the squirrel got an acorn to throw at the hawk! oh no! |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:12:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:Ptraci wrote:No I know you guys have limitless money and industrial power. The real limit is skilled characters you are willing to have take a standing hit It's a funny old game, you can get to -10 and keep on gankin' in highsec. The only limit on how often people will do this, is their level of commitment. Sure, you can keep griefing (let's not call it ganking, I'd like to reserve that word for low sec players who are far more creative than you) all you want regardless of your sec level. But for all that other stuff - like - moving goods to and from the market hubs, well, that's hard to do with -10. So you can choose to stay a null-bear forever where -10 doesn't matter, but you will always have to rely on someone else to move your stuff around for you for a long, long time. Like you said, it takes a lot of commitment. On a throwaway alt, who cares. But on a real char? Hmmm. As for someone pointing out earlier a metaphor about being a hawk diving on its prey, I see the goon's current campaign as a mushroom sprouting on a turd. Please don't kid yourselves, there is nothing glorious or even hard about what you are doing. Even a 10 hour old character can do it...
you don't think we have neutral freighter alts? we don't move things in empire on goonswarm alts ever because we're always wardecced |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:14:00 -
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oh no, I can't do something I couldn't do before
this has really crippled my ability to become weaselior the -10 butcher of vaurent |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:17:00 -
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griefing isn't against the rules either |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:44:00 -
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Black Leather wrote:Went to ALA to add corpses to my collection.
Disappointing so far.
BL
the only guys we've ever seen in ala log off the instant a goon enters system
which, of course, is bot behavior
i'll probably kill them then report them all I imagine the highsec bot doesn't know agression mechanics |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 17:51:00 -
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TheBig Bukowsky wrote:Weaselior wrote:griefing isn't against the rules either you may be goon's mascot. Looking for your very own goony epeen?
i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
so if you want to measure epeens mine breaks the ******* table |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 18:56:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:01:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Weaselior wrote:Ptraci wrote:It was an idea I was playing with. Thanks for pointing that out, lolz. Almost as good as posting gonegalt in a public forum. All I have to do is change the name now. somehow i don't think the jabber channel name is gonna help you much No, that's why I burned the channel with my post yesterday. Apart from a few laughs I wasn't getting any useful intel anyway apart from "hmm the goons are up to something". The suicide bomber always has tactical surprise anyway.
that would be because a jabber channel isn't an ingame channel |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:02:00 -
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a jabber channel is a channel on goonfleet.com jabber not an in-game channel called "gonegalt" jesus you're dumb |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:03:00 -
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"suprisingly, spying on a channel filled only with people who were in the wrong place produced little actionable intel" |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:15:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Khanh'rhh wrote:What I see here, is 9 accounts being used to support 6 actual miners. Good ISK per hour in that setup, then?  About as profitable as all the goons wandering around looking for lone targets to pick off?
c that's extremely profitable
why did you suddenly stop crowing about your intelligence coup it's the most successful thing you've done so far |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:18:00 -
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TheBig Bukowsky wrote:How many goons are here fighting against a single miner for their internet spaceship valuable reputation? breaking news guys, Ptraci already won. Weaselior wrote: i'm the goon cfo i came up with the interdiction idea
Can I hug you?
do I need to repeat that claiming you ~puppetmasta~ed goons into posting is the last refuge of the criminally bad poster |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:21:00 -
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let me just dive into my technetium pool here and pull out a spot more isk to cover those astronomical opportunity costs |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:22:00 -
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oh hey, found another outpost, what do you know |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:51:00 -
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ok lemme know what system you'll be protecting tonight |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:52:00 -
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I must say that one time someone was shooting my brutix every time and getting the killmail when concord finally nuked me five seconds after the mack was dead struck ~great fear~ into my heart |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:53:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Curious... The response time from the goons to this thread are way under the time it would take to read the OP. But we are not including the time it takes to realize that the thread is even here. Makes me wonder...
i have been linking everyone to this thread in between bouts of rolling on the floor laughing |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 19:54:00 -
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Guillaume LeConquerant wrote:
ahahahahahahaha you own |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:01:00 -
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i do indeed think its funny making you hide in a pos
im not sure why you think it is though |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:01:00 -
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after you got all your buddies smartbombed lawl |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:37:00 -
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the last two times you crowed over things you got all your buddies smartbombed, then revealed that you'd been monitoring a channel that was populated only by people who were lost
do you really want to try again |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:39:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Atrum Veneficus wrote:
As you can see, the more you resist, the more I pay our pilots. But keep inspiring that resistance buddy, it just makes our pilots richer!
I predict a lot of forged kill-mails in your future.
killmails are verified through a corp api, charlie brown |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:40:00 -
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man oh man you just keep coming back to that football |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:48:00 -
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making worthless pubbies like you suffer is the entire point |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:49:00 -
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forum war and space war are two sides of the same coin and on both sides you are getting sodomized |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:49:00 -
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we try not to let little children see that coin it's pretty graphic |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 20:56:00 -
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such is life, you can't expect every triple post to go off perfectly |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:21:00 -
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Infinimo wrote:who needs a witty comeback when you can type the first thing you think of and mash the reply button 
this is what i do pretty much
just turns out the first thing i think of is usally pretty good |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:24:00 -
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Ptraci wrote:Guillaume LeConquerant wrote: the deep space tentacle monster.. slowly squeezing my ships control surfaces.. how even though I was trying to get away it kept pulling me back...
We call him the Flying Spaghetti Monster. If you're good you get to touch his meatball.
unlike this guy who should probably just throw out the first thing he thinks
and the second, and the third, and so on |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.04 23:12:00 -
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trip report:
brape has a shitload of these fearsome pubbie battleships, and a pair of very bold mining barges
one mining barge down, and someone managed to neut my pod. and jam it. the pod. things they didn't do: scram it, or shoot it. |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:09:00 -
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brape is dead i don't wanna move someone mine |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.05 14:32:00 -
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Cipher Jones wrote: Gang rapists think that activity is fun. So obviously they are more socially functional than an accountant with a job the gang rapists think is boring. You really put things in perspective.
excuse me i am both a space gang rapist and a space accountant how do i fit in |
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.06 12:25:00 -
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his posting is still a crime against humanity though |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.07 15:27:00 -
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and I have a neverending stream of brutix-filled pee to direct your way |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.07 15:32:00 -
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CCP Phantom wrote:Offensive posts removed. Please stay on topic.
offensive posts is the topic |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.07 15:58:00 -
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good luck getting those miner IIs to cycle on an ice block |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.07 16:30:00 -
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Wacktopia wrote:The Mittani wrote:not only do i wish you good luck with your ice mining rokh but just to be helpful i should point out that you have a period in both your corp AND alliance names, hi5 for consistency~ Lolz, you said period. Weaselior wrote:good luck getting those miner IIs to cycle on an ice block Good luck finding ice anywhere but nullsec some time soon.
one can only hope :3: |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.07 21:17:00 -
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if they had any brains they wouldn't be mining in the first place |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.13 14:40:00 -
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he's phantom circuit, who the hell are you |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.13 15:56:00 -
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we got better places to be than in belts ratting |

Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.14 14:08:00 -
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Andski wrote:You probably didn't hear, but I wrote a script that regularly searches the forums for "goon" and parses the results, generating an RSS feed. Posts made by, uh, certain characters of interest alert our top EVE-O shitposters via SMS. I'm currently updating it to adjust to this jerk's workarounds.
I added a rule for apostle posts with words beginning with a G and containing non-letters |

Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2011.10.14 14:19:00 -
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actually I'm just gonna remove the g-words part, all posts by apostle are about us |
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Weaselior
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Posted - 2011.10.16 17:00:00 -
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actually you want "goons must be blotted out" which is a tense I don't recall since I shoved all latin out of my brain a long time ago |
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