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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:26:00 -
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We now control planet 3 in HLW-HP.
We have successfully exterminated it's human population and have replaced it with a race of world dominant hampsters, trained by the world renowned hampster training corp, Storm Guard Elite.
In their top secret training facility located deep within the Wicked Creek region they made the ultimate killing machine; a furry animal that is both cute and deadly at the same time.
Nibbles R. Johnson, the president of Hampster Alliance [HA] has asked me to present his statement to the general population of Eve:
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The time of the humans is coming to an end! Soon we will have completed our first batch of warp drives that will enable us to travel to each of the stargates within HLW-HP and prevent any and all travelers from entering our system.
Expect HA gatecamps to start forming within 3 days of this announcement.
Within 7 days the generous Collective will have brought warp bubbles and within 12 days we will be using well placed hampster operated battleships with smartbombs to kill everything that passes through.
BE WARNED
That is all.
The Collective wishes to announce it's full support of the Hampster Alliance. We will fight side by side with them and we will also maintain 23/7 production of ammunition, nerve gas and miniature hampster wheels to help the HA build a strong presence in it's headquarters of HLW-HP.
From now, the humans will cower in their distant deep space regions, praying that they will be left alive when the mighty Hampster Alliance has conquered the world as we know it.
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Kayosoni
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:29:00 -
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Hamsters sunk my battleship
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Currently Playing Lineage 2 - Erica Server |
Stormfront
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:29:00 -
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signed?
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:31:00 -
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k i dont get it but im a forum***** so i really should post something remotely interesting here.
So;
Will the Hamsters make an official ingame alliance of Hamsters? Coz, like, i had a Hamster once but mummy told me to keep it in its cage, and i think this is wrong  So whenever mommy went to work i let the hamster out!
/Elve
New Video out! Watch me!
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juduzz
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:35:00 -
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WOWZA! sooo scary we all know the hamsters are a bunch of carebears who just keep running on the hamseer wheel all day in the safety of CCP HQ to keep the servers running.
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:41:00 -
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what are the hampsters standings towards the five alliance and who do we need to contact for a nap before its too late 
This shift of power is disturbing and I must admit I am really frightened with this unexpected change
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Hyey
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:45:00 -
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That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice 
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Hyey
I just payed 15 dollars this month just to be able to respond on the forums... stupid cancellation error.
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Shimatu
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
amazing how many people, in so many games, make that exact typo  . and every single time it annoys me....
but anyway. good luck to this new alliance, and i'd remind you that you have one advantage over all other alliances: you are your own power source (cool ickle wheels) and ammo source (hamster cannon 4tehwin!!!).
3-I's T2 sales can be found HERE
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Hampstah
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:58:00 -
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As official Representative for all Rodents in Eve I can assure the Eve community that this blatant abuse of my kind will not be tolerated.
Free The Rodents! Fight the Power!
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Beware Rodentz with Gunz
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Finley
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:12:00 -
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Hamster trainers?????
Is that any way to talk about Svetlanna? |
Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:33:00 -
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Compared to what Svet is used to... this is most certainly a boost for the lady.
Let's give her a hand
Allways move fast, you never know who's catching up!
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:34:00 -
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I thought Svetlanna was the hamster and you guys was the trainers...
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Skape Gote
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:35:00 -
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WTF is a hampster, sounds like something you keep your dirty washing in?
Anyway Ive been secretly forming a rodent army of my own, its called Xetic. Daft thing is my rodent army scurried off and now I cant find it.
If anyone can point me in the right direction there is a reward of 7 isk (approx). If you see my mousey friends please do not approach this rodent army as they may come on the forums and take credit for killing an alliance. However my latest intelligence tells my that this rogue rodent issue may soon me over as the mutant cats that protected them in the past now will not and indeed some of these cats have turned on them over a cheese filled hauler that was destroyed, much to the annoyance of a group of particularly nasty mutant cats who really like cheese.
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Guess I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue...... |
corporal hicks
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:37:00 -
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I am waiting for squirrils to start a war versus hamsters one for the books, now wheres tralee when you need her
" Stay Frosty "
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BlackPlague
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:48:00 -
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Fear the Guinea Pigs
My Siggie Scares Seleene... Boo! |
Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
No typo. They wanted the name so they got it.
Their standing against all of humanity is that they must all die.
Standings list:
Humans: kos
Squirrels of war: nap
Atuk's squirrel wing: nap being negotiated.
The Collective: allied (we are of an inhuman species assimilated with the Collective)
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We are The Collective. Resistance is futile. |
Zaintiraris
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:02:00 -
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I <3 hamsters! So kyuute!
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Originally by: CCP Hammer
This game was so much better back before people knew math.
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GFLTorque
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:13:00 -
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This is what happens when you leave the Hampsters cage door open.
I can only imagine the furry carnage that is to insue. Can this be the dawn of a new super race of vegetarians?
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
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Cmd Woodlouse
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:19:00 -
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Omg is everybody drunken today?
[G] - Pink Power
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AvanCade
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:49:00 -
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Dont make us get the hamster cages 
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Leno
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:21:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
No typo. They wanted the name so they got it.
Their standing against all of humanity is that they must all die.
Standings list:
Humans: kos
Squirrels of war: nap
Atuk's squirrel wing: nap being negotiated.
The Collective: allied (we are of an inhuman species assimilated with the Collective)
Exactly, who are you to tell them how to spell their own names! Its like when a girl's name is meghan instead of megan, it may serve no purpose other then annoyance, but you cannot call them wrong now can you?
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:55:00 -
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They love the word "hampster" and they made me put it on the forum.
Don't ever question the Hampster Alliance again.
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Morrganna
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Posted - 2005.04.28 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hampstah
As official Representative for all Rodents in Eve I can assure the Eve community that this blatant abuse of my kind will not be tolerated.
Free The Rodents! Fight the Power!
hampsteh honey ive missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Azmodaus
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Posted - 2005.04.28 05:30:00 -
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LOL
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meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:23:00 -
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Hamsters.... yum.
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:24:00 -
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ps: There is no "P" in Hamster.
This post was brought to you by the Pedantry Alliance: "That's not pedantry, it's nit-picking"
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
Monty Burns
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:34:00 -
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From one guy who used to fight with you, good luck!
Spell your name however you like .... anyone that doesn't like it can die! 
Darwin 4tw
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2005.04.28 10:03:00 -
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I R TEH MASTER OF TEH HAMSTERS !!!
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Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.04.28 10:22:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
I R TEH MASTER OF TEH HAMSTERS !!!
Allways move fast, you never know who's catching up!
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.04.28 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:22:16
Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:21:46
Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:21:24
Platypi 4tw!
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Platypii
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Platypusses
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Um... Anyone?
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