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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:26:00 -
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We now control planet 3 in HLW-HP.
We have successfully exterminated it's human population and have replaced it with a race of world dominant hampsters, trained by the world renowned hampster training corp, Storm Guard Elite.
In their top secret training facility located deep within the Wicked Creek region they made the ultimate killing machine; a furry animal that is both cute and deadly at the same time.
Nibbles R. Johnson, the president of Hampster Alliance [HA] has asked me to present his statement to the general population of Eve:
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The time of the humans is coming to an end! Soon we will have completed our first batch of warp drives that will enable us to travel to each of the stargates within HLW-HP and prevent any and all travelers from entering our system.
Expect HA gatecamps to start forming within 3 days of this announcement.
Within 7 days the generous Collective will have brought warp bubbles and within 12 days we will be using well placed hampster operated battleships with smartbombs to kill everything that passes through.
BE WARNED
That is all.
The Collective wishes to announce it's full support of the Hampster Alliance. We will fight side by side with them and we will also maintain 23/7 production of ammunition, nerve gas and miniature hampster wheels to help the HA build a strong presence in it's headquarters of HLW-HP.
From now, the humans will cower in their distant deep space regions, praying that they will be left alive when the mighty Hampster Alliance has conquered the world as we know it.
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We are The Collective. Resistance is futile. |
Kayosoni
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:29:00 -
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Hamsters sunk my battleship
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Currently Playing Lineage 2 - Erica Server |
Stormfront
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:29:00 -
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signed?
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:31:00 -
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k i dont get it but im a forum***** so i really should post something remotely interesting here.
So;
Will the Hamsters make an official ingame alliance of Hamsters? Coz, like, i had a Hamster once but mummy told me to keep it in its cage, and i think this is wrong  So whenever mommy went to work i let the hamster out!
/Elve
New Video out! Watch me!
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juduzz
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:35:00 -
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WOWZA! sooo scary we all know the hamsters are a bunch of carebears who just keep running on the hamseer wheel all day in the safety of CCP HQ to keep the servers running.
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:41:00 -
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what are the hampsters standings towards the five alliance and who do we need to contact for a nap before its too late 
This shift of power is disturbing and I must admit I am really frightened with this unexpected change
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Hyey
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:45:00 -
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That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice 
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Hyey
I just payed 15 dollars this month just to be able to respond on the forums... stupid cancellation error.
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Shimatu
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:52:00 -
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Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
amazing how many people, in so many games, make that exact typo  . and every single time it annoys me....
but anyway. good luck to this new alliance, and i'd remind you that you have one advantage over all other alliances: you are your own power source (cool ickle wheels) and ammo source (hamster cannon 4tehwin!!!).
3-I's T2 sales can be found HERE
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Hampstah
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Posted - 2005.04.27 22:58:00 -
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As official Representative for all Rodents in Eve I can assure the Eve community that this blatant abuse of my kind will not be tolerated.
Free The Rodents! Fight the Power!
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Beware Rodentz with Gunz
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Finley
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:12:00 -
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Hamster trainers?????
Is that any way to talk about Svetlanna? |
Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:33:00 -
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Compared to what Svet is used to... this is most certainly a boost for the lady.
Let's give her a hand
Allways move fast, you never know who's catching up!
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:34:00 -
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I thought Svetlanna was the hamster and you guys was the trainers...
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Skape Gote
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:35:00 -
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WTF is a hampster, sounds like something you keep your dirty washing in?
Anyway Ive been secretly forming a rodent army of my own, its called Xetic. Daft thing is my rodent army scurried off and now I cant find it.
If anyone can point me in the right direction there is a reward of 7 isk (approx). If you see my mousey friends please do not approach this rodent army as they may come on the forums and take credit for killing an alliance. However my latest intelligence tells my that this rogue rodent issue may soon me over as the mutant cats that protected them in the past now will not and indeed some of these cats have turned on them over a cheese filled hauler that was destroyed, much to the annoyance of a group of particularly nasty mutant cats who really like cheese.
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corporal hicks
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:37:00 -
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I am waiting for squirrils to start a war versus hamsters one for the books, now wheres tralee when you need her
" Stay Frosty "
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BlackPlague
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:48:00 -
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Fear the Guinea Pigs
My Siggie Scares Seleene... Boo! |
Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.27 23:52:00 -
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Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
No typo. They wanted the name so they got it.
Their standing against all of humanity is that they must all die.
Standings list:
Humans: kos
Squirrels of war: nap
Atuk's squirrel wing: nap being negotiated.
The Collective: allied (we are of an inhuman species assimilated with the Collective)
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We are The Collective. Resistance is futile. |
Zaintiraris
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:02:00 -
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I <3 hamsters! So kyuute!
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Originally by: CCP Hammer
This game was so much better back before people knew math.
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GFLTorque
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:13:00 -
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This is what happens when you leave the Hampsters cage door open.
I can only imagine the furry carnage that is to insue. Can this be the dawn of a new super race of vegetarians?
4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions
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Cmd Woodlouse
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:19:00 -
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Omg is everybody drunken today?
[G] - Pink Power
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AvanCade
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Posted - 2005.04.28 00:49:00 -
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Dont make us get the hamster cages 
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Leno
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:21:00 -
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Originally by: Masta Killa
Originally by: Hyey
That was quite refreshing, but the whole hampster (its hamster.) typo through it off :(
Btw standing list would be nice
No typo. They wanted the name so they got it.
Their standing against all of humanity is that they must all die.
Standings list:
Humans: kos
Squirrels of war: nap
Atuk's squirrel wing: nap being negotiated.
The Collective: allied (we are of an inhuman species assimilated with the Collective)
Exactly, who are you to tell them how to spell their own names! Its like when a girl's name is meghan instead of megan, it may serve no purpose other then annoyance, but you cannot call them wrong now can you?
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RIP - Smoske, My Friend
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.28 01:55:00 -
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They love the word "hampster" and they made me put it on the forum.
Don't ever question the Hampster Alliance again.
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Morrganna
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Posted - 2005.04.28 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Hampstah
As official Representative for all Rodents in Eve I can assure the Eve community that this blatant abuse of my kind will not be tolerated.
Free The Rodents! Fight the Power!
hampsteh honey ive missed you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Azmodaus
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Posted - 2005.04.28 05:30:00 -
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LOL
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meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:23:00 -
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Hamsters.... yum.
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yeah but no but yeah but no but |
meowcat
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:24:00 -
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ps: There is no "P" in Hamster.
This post was brought to you by the Pedantry Alliance: "That's not pedantry, it's nit-picking"
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Monty Burns
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Posted - 2005.04.28 09:34:00 -
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From one guy who used to fight with you, good luck!
Spell your name however you like .... anyone that doesn't like it can die! 
Darwin 4tw
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Sun Ra
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Posted - 2005.04.28 10:03:00 -
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I R TEH MASTER OF TEH HAMSTERS !!!
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Taz Devlin
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Posted - 2005.04.28 10:22:00 -
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Originally by: Sun Ra
I R TEH MASTER OF TEH HAMSTERS !!!
Allways move fast, you never know who's catching up!
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.04.28 12:21:00 -
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Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:22:16
Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:21:46
Edited by: Phoenicia on 28/04/2005 12:21:24
Platypi 4tw!
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Platypii
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Platypusses
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Um... Anyone?
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Morela
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Posted - 2005.04.28 14:32:00 -
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Better watch out.. some people do sick bad evil things to hampsters.
Bad... baad things..
http://img95.exs.cx/img95/9594/gunman6yh.gif |
Harkan Ramientes
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Posted - 2005.04.28 14:43:00 -
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Edited by: Harkan Ramientes on 28/04/2005 14:43:52
*note to self:...never read Masta Killa's post while drinking coffee, monitors will suffer
[edit: typos]
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Dograt
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Posted - 2005.04.28 14:53:00 -
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Maybe you should be called "Hempsters" because it sounds like you have been munching on some of the contraband crop...
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Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2005.04.28 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Morela
Better watch out.. some people do sick bad evil things to hampsters.
Bad... baad things..
Back in the ol' EV days, Falcon wing used to do some real nasty things with Hampstah and tubes. Theres more than one reason he was our official mascot.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Bared Bel'Medar
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Posted - 2005.04.28 16:15:00 -
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Originally by: Hampstah
As official Representative for all Rodents in Eve I can assure the Eve community that this blatant abuse of my kind will not be tolerated.
Free The Rodents! Fight the Power!
no Squirrel is for his resemblence to foamy. you are squirrels lover.
I am Jack's broken moral compass. I am Jack's STILL trapped in eve limbo. maybe not for much longer... |
Fire Lotus
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Posted - 2005.04.28 17:28:00 -
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I am soooooooooooooo gonna call PETA LOL
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person that screws up your day and may thier arms be too short to scratch. |
Zachios Primos
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:21:00 -
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I think I just died a little bit inside
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Fred0
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:37:00 -
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Wondered who was gonna war dec the Gerbils..
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moghiden
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:39:00 -
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Hamster training? seems ive finaly found a career in eve where i wont loose a ship every 5 minutes
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dantes inferno
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:40:00 -
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^ that was me..any1 know how to stop this thing posting with alt by defalt...its damn annoying
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SkaffenAmtiskaw
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:42:00 -
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Since no-one else has said it...
Go for the eyes Boo!!!
Space Hamsters FTW 
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Zandramus
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Posted - 2005.04.28 18:57:00 -
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Originally by: SkaffenAmtiskaw
Since no-one else has said it...
Go for the eyes Boo!!!
Space Hamsters FTW
I thought of this too but didnt really think anyone else would recognise it lol.
Zandramus
Zandramus
Parking Violations Officer
Geminate Division
S.A.S
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Sir Kad
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Posted - 2005.04.28 19:46:00 -
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weeeeeeeeeeee!
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Krapz
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Posted - 2005.04.28 19:49:00 -
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Green eggs and Hamster?
-- Insert cool graphics sig here -- |
Zachios Primos
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Posted - 2005.04.28 21:07:00 -
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Edited by: Zachios Primos on 28/04/2005 21:07:36
Originally by: Krapz
Green eggs and Hamster?
/emote humms hampster dance song
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Lardarz B'stard
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Posted - 2005.04.28 21:33:00 -
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lol I love it when people spell hamster with a "p" in it.
reminds me of one of my really cute ex girlfriends who use to say it like that.
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Valdi
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Posted - 2005.04.28 21:33:00 -
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bwahahhahahahah
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We just came to crush...
Director of Recruitment
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Shiwan Khan
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:05:00 -
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interesting.
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Masta Killa
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:26:00 -
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Originally by: Lardarz B'stard
lol I love it when people spell hamster with a "p" in it.
reminds me of one of my really cute ex girlfriends who use to say it like that.
HA will be no one's girlfriend. You will all die. YOU will be the ones in the cages, not us!
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Shimatu
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:40:00 -
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Originally by: Leno
Exactly, who are you to tell them how to spell their own names! Its like when a girl's name is meghan instead of megan, it may serve no purpose other then annoyance, but you cannot call them wrong now can you?
dont see why not :P serves them right for having a silly name. /me runs off and hides somewhere quiet
3-I's T2 sales can be found HERE
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The Treehugger
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Posted - 2005.04.29 01:49:00 -
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Hmm.. Hampsters??
If the corporation 'hirr' are still around in EVE, I do hope theire lemmings come to ******* your hampsters.
Could anyone that knows any hirr eve-players please inform them about a huge cliff in HLW, that might have humpsters on it?
ehh.. Hampsters..
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Silmaire
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Posted - 2005.04.29 06:30:00 -
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Quote:
In their top secret training facility located deep within the Wicked Creek region they made the ultimate killing machine; a furry animal that is both cute and deadly at the same time.
We lemmings feel all fuzzy and warm inside of these great news. It's so good to hear that other fellow rodents are beginning to assemble and train themselves in ways of combat.
Altough hirr has had some incidents before with spacehamsters, we wish HA excellent future. We do not pick our enemies by race, but by their actions.
If you need any military training or Crowd control training, don't hesitate to contact us
Silmaire,
hirr
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.04.29 08:03:00 -
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Originally by: SkaffenAmtiskaw
Since no-one else has said it...
Go for the eyes Boo!!!
Space Hamsters FTW
LOL!!!! MINSC 4TW!
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Stan Bowman
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Posted - 2005.04.29 19:33:00 -
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Dude! I've got the ULTIMATE Hobbitrail, with like bridges, and wheels and stuFF!!!...
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Branmuffin
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Posted - 2005.05.01 10:05:00 -
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Oh Man, the Hamsters!
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Tobiaz
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Posted - 2005.05.01 10:25:00 -
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I suggest we bribe them with cheesy poofs and carrots.
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dalman
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Posted - 2005.05.03 17:36:00 -
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Originally by: SkaffenAmtiskaw
Since no-one else has said it...
Go for the eyes Boo!!!
Space Hamsters FTW
Can't believe it wasn't mentioned earlier...
M.I.A. since 2004-07-30 |
Hoozin
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Posted - 2005.05.03 19:26:00 -
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Edited by: Hoozin on 03/05/2005 19:28:05
Albino Black Sheep Declare War on the Hamsters
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The forums are so much smoother if you just don't read any posts by [UDIE]. More specifically Shin Ra's. |
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