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Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:02:00 -
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Attention Eve Population
For the last month I have had several worried corpmates and friends coming to with a very distressing occurrence. It seems that the supply of ôgood time girlsö AKA Exotic Dancers has totally dried up. A situation which has caused increased stress and fatigue among the hard working members of our two corporations.
After an in-depth investigation into this serious matter, we have come to a startling conclusion.
The supply of Exotic Dancers has been totally consumed by the sex crazed and possible starved member of Arcane Technologies.
E-R and Black Lance fear for these women who have been thrust into a potentially dangerous and abusive environment. We feel it is our duty to try to liberate these poor women so we can help them recover from their ordeal, through classes on proper loving and a non hostile environment.
We promise to treat these women with the respect the deserve, and show them a good time.
We ask Arcane Technologies pilots to have at least 1 Exotic Dancer in their cargo holds at all times while in space, so we will have the opportunity to help these women.
P.S. Storm Guard Elite, we also declared on you, because you eat babies, we have the proof, you will be punished.
Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
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dj lightning
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:03:00 -
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signed fun fun
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:09:00 -
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Who are you? ---------------
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Cmdr Sp0ck
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:12:00 -
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Originally by: Amthrianius Who are you?
Bored people looking for fun  |

Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:13:00 -
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Originally by: Cmdr Sp0ck
Originally by: Amthrianius Who are you?
Bored people looking for fun 
Cool, but we live in 0.0 so, er, ok, fight us here please (empire is good aswell, but i cba to travel there) :( ---------------
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Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:13:00 -
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JimmySavs love child
Daddy, i miss you, please come home !!!
Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
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StiZum Hilidii
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:15:00 -
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Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 28/04/2005 22:15:52 enjoy your safespots
btw dj you change corp just to war dec on us? we just war dec'd on xetic tonight STAN
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Cmdr Patrick
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:22:00 -
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Gl will be fun.
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Mr Raine
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:22:00 -
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the hole of xetic, having money probs to war dec on us, ?,
the yulai convention have been punished, our war will comense,
oh the giggles.
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Amthrianius
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:24:00 -
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Can ostara corp declare on us aswell? ---------------
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aeti
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:27:00 -
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Originally by: Amthrianius Can ostara corp declare on us aswell?
yep, and all the others that camp HED and jump into keberz at the first sign of trouble
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Svetlanna
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:31:00 -
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Love Love Love.... tadada... Thanks a million Cartiff, I love it. We all do! Beside, we are a 0.0 corp base, non empire operating... you could have spared the isks LOL... I love it even better... We all do! Plz, bring lots lots lots of BSs, the babbies we eat are usually flying those... Love love love... tadada...
Oh, before I forget, so we make sure you do not get lost, our address is J7A, near OSHT, make a turn... see you soon Cartiff. 
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Cmdr Patrick
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:32:00 -
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[fantasicfour]FLAME ON![/fantasicfour]
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Carth Jared
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:33:00 -
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Game on  ATUK Killboard | 5 Killboard
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Chuck Jessup
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:33:00 -
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SHOW US THEN THAT WE ALL EAT BABIES!
Chuck Jessup
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:33:00 -
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awww Cartiff will save our babies ! 8)
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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JimmySav
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:34:00 -
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These appalling accusations have horrified the citizens of Curse.
These so called 'exotic dancers' are among the many hordes of fans and indeed, groupies that have flocked to ATUK headquarters in PO4f to pay homage to their heroes. Merchandising sales of "Shaka my thing"; "Script Made me Do it!" and "The Zeal Deal, Baby!" T-Shirts are reported as out of control. A nice line in cigars and high quality gold jewellery have also been selling well, as have the "Stan Sings" holoreel.
The jealousy of small corps such as Euphoria Released (clearly their women folk were VERY glad to be released into ATUK hands) and 'Small' Lances (name says it all really) is understandable, but really no reason for war. All women folk, and in Nilies case (among others), menfolk are extremely well treated and happy to be part of the Arcane Corporation organisation.
An ATUK survey team has been probing XETIC space and has found little activity or life in space. The members of Xetic are usually to be found ensconced in POS (CCP speak for Play in 0 Sec) clearly engaged in T2 research on filthy holoreels. The offer to have their ships 'laser cleaned' by the survey teams often goes unheeded.
In order to access more information as to the bizarre goings on in the mysterious POS, ATUK teams will be deployed to empire to ask questions of the XETIC Empire dwellers.
Whilst ATUK of course abhor unnecessary conflict we welcome the opportunity to help E-R and Small Lances meet new partners. I hear the Clone room nurses can be very friendly. Well they were to me anyway. (thanks Miguel). Jim'll Fix it For You. ( and you and you!)
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thelung187
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:35:00 -
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No flaming here on my end, I just look forward to some good fights if they are to be had. If it's ****ting about though like we've seen bar a few engagements so far, the forum flaming (and now the blogging) will increase in fervor to degrees unseen.
[ 2005.05.19 22:54:23 ] InnerDrive > only solution safespot till you leave or mine in empire till you leave or something |

Krapz
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:36:00 -
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Edited by: Krapz on 28/04/2005 22:39:04 I'm actually gonna look forward to this one. In the end, there is always the almighty "killboard" that everyone cares about. Not sure if E-R even has one, but I think many of you will be in for a surprise with the results. I'm sure more flames will follow in relation to SS'ing, tactics, etc. Fact is, they kill, and don't get shot up too often.
Dedicated, passionate, and good. Cartiff's guys can be a terror when properly motivated. I don't expect them to lose very much compared to what they destroy.
Enjoy the euphoria. 
edit- I still love Jimmy's posting style. We weren't getting them laser cleansed. We were putting twenties on them. Gotta sport that bling, XF style 
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Hyey
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:43:00 -
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Originally by: JimmySav These appalling accusations have horrified the citizens of Curse.
These so called 'exotic dancers' are among the many hordes of fans and indeed, groupies that have flocked to ATUK headquarters in PO4f to pay homage to their heroes. Merchandising sales of "Shaka my thing"; "Script Made me Do it!" and "The Zeal Deal, Baby!" T-Shirts are reported as out of control. A nice line in cigars and high quality gold jewellery have also been selling well, as have the "Stan Sings" holoreel.
The jealousy of small corps such as Euphoria Released (clearly their women folk were VERY glad to be released into ATUK hands) and 'Small' Lances (name says it all really) is understandable, but really no reason for war. All women folk, and in Nilies case (among others), menfolk are extremely well treated and happy to be part of the Arcane Corporation organisation.
An ATUK survey team has been probing XETIC space and has found little activity or life in space. The members of Xetic are usually to be found ensconced in POS (CCP speak for Play in 0 Sec) clearly engaged in T2 research on filthy holoreels. The offer to have their ships 'laser cleaned' by the survey teams often goes unheeded.
In order to access more information as to the bizarre goings on in the mysterious POS, ATUK teams will be deployed to empire to ask questions of the XETIC Empire dwellers.
Whilst ATUK of course abhor unnecessary conflict we welcome the opportunity to help E-R and Small Lances meet new partners. I hear the Clone room nurses can be very friendly. Well they were to me anyway. (thanks Miguel).
God I just love the way you post  ~~ Hyey
I just payed 15 dollars this month just to be able to respond on the forums... stupid cancellation error.
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Rexthor Hammerfists
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:44:00 -
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i hope ull have some good fights and lots of fun
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Joram McRory
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:48:00 -
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LOL Jimmy nice post - I think this is going to be fun 
Joram Euphoria Released
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Cartiff
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Posted - 2005.04.28 22:56:00 -
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Jimmys a star
Cartiff, CEO Euphoria Released NBSI 4TW
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Methusela
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:00:00 -
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Very well. Game on.

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Fabster
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:09:00 -
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Hi! Let me make this clear. I'm not a sex crazed person, Script made me do it!
Nice RP Cartiff. Still Jimmy teh roxor  See you on the other side of my guns 
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Ethan Tomlinson
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:24:00 -
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/me puts down the half eaten baby, wipes the blood off his face, and jumps into his crow.....
to be continued
this will be fun
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:52:00 -
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Lets out secrets of his old corps ways. E-R Use eve-kills.com. And they abuse mimmatar males, they swing that way.
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Uggs386
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Posted - 2005.04.28 23:53:00 -
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And also should be a good time, almost made me wanan come back but then i realized i can gank fa haulers full of mega zyd and morphite instead.
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dj lightning
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Posted - 2005.04.29 00:29:00 -
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Originally by: StiZum Hilidii Edited by: StiZum Hilidii on 28/04/2005 22:15:52 enjoy your safespots
btw dj you change corp just to war dec on us? we just war dec'd on xetic tonight
change corp ????? when did i do that think before u post.  
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Voltron
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Posted - 2005.04.29 00:31:00 -
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/Volt uses the jedi mind trick on uggs.........you will come back, you are coming back, you're putting in your application now.
Game on 
Volt
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