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The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:23:00 -
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So Goons start a war on ice miners.
Ice miners continue to mine. (idiots!!)
Goons win.
Goons start a war in the forum.
So we tackle mindless, nonsensical trolling. (Hey, I'm a sucker for this as much as the next man)
Goons win.
ffs. Put the Macks away, turn off the "Goon hate macro" button on the keyboard away and ignore them. Totally. Do not bite. Do not fall for the trolls.
Post happy thoughts, poetry quotes and say nice things to EVERYONE.
But ignore EVERY Goon.
They'll leave. Eventually.
/me terminates all Goon conversations as of now. (set sig (care factor == 0))
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Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:28:00 -
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hi apostle |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:28:00 -
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nice thread you've got here |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:29:00 -
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would be a wonderful place for me to post, just gonna set up a cozy little tent here and set up shop |
Weaselior
BUTTECORP INC
Goonswarm Federation
181
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:30:00 -
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do you think it's ironic that after posting you weren't going to post about goons, you posted about goons then attached your signature that is also about goons |
Nephilius
Pillage and Plunder Salvage Co.
2
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:32:00 -
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What goons? Were you referring to toons? I am assuming that was a typo! :)
Make CQ and WiS an option, not a must.-á I don't play EvE for the toon spinning. |
Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
6
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:36:00 -
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Weaselior wrote:nice thread you've got here
It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it. |
Large Collidable Object
morons.
298
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:37:00 -
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I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.
morons-áare recruiting. We're good at breeding! |
Baby ChuChu
Ice Cream Asylum
11
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:40:00 -
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And now, a short haiku:
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that. |
Rhaegor Stormborn
BURN EDEN
Northern Coalition.
92
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:40:00 -
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Goons win because of this thread. |
Generals4
58
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:43:00 -
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what's a Goon? |
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
11
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:47:00 -
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I need more hulks and mackinaws in belts...
So i can get iskies to my toonies to buy some mommies.
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Am I doing it right? That's valid pubbie speak isn't it? |
Da Reverend
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:52:00 -
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Generals4 wrote:what's a Goon?
I think its a derogetory term agains people of c......... nvm
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baltec1
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:54:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.
Beat me to it. |
luZk
Jaegerkorpset
2
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:55:00 -
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Good job ignoring those goons by making a post on forums about them and how much you ignore them, |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
61
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:57:00 -
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I demand piggybacks.
[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
ain't that right |
Verlai
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2011.10.04 21:58:00 -
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Atrum Veneficus wrote:Am I doing it right? That's valid pubbie speak isn't it?
you forgot about the smarties you'll be using |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
269
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:01:00 -
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Apostle at least you got to learn about time zones. You've come away from this experience a more enlightened person than you were before. Honestly you should be thanking us.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
166
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:16:00 -
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Large Collidable Object wrote:I too open forum threads about goons to show the world how much I ignore them and inspire others to do the same.
I see your point but we need to genuinely change from an ethos that "Resistance is futile" and turn it into "No resistance is maddening."
Of course anything against a Goon will attract Goons, they can't resist, I knew that when I posted.
But this post isn't for Goons. They're just a ratbag minority and are ******* everything up for everyone. Let's stop making them feel like they matter.
As I said, we have only ourselves to blame. Including me.
As OP, this thread is simply to highlight that I have run out of red cordial.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Psychophantic
68
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:24:00 -
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More goons spergin.
They're like those dorks at school who are all bravado in a group but are timid and insecure on their own. At least they're working their social issues out in game rather than becoming clock tower snipers. |
Andski
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
86
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:36:00 -
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Psychophantic wrote:More goons spergin.
They're like those dorks at school who are all bravado in a group but are timid and insecure on their own. At least they're working their social issues out in game rather than becoming clock tower snipers.
the **** people do in a game is totally related to the way they are treated in real life
obviously every socially functional person treats an MMO as a single-player game, mining and running missions solo all day |
The Mittani
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
673
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:37:00 -
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who's more creative, the sadists who seek your pain, or the victims trying to defend against it?
~let's find out~
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Generals4
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:37:00 -
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Da Reverend wrote:Generals4 wrote:what's a Goon? I think its a derogetory term agains people of c......... nvm
Well whatever a goon may be i have that strange feeling this topic made "it" win whatever it was "it" was doing. |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
269
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:41:00 -
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As long as Goons never stop posting we win.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.04 22:43:00 -
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I, too, am gay. |
JamesCLK
Red Mist Ltd
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:25:00 -
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I, for one, welcome our new goon overlords...
It had to be said, love it or hate it;
Goons. never. stop. posting.
EVER...
I'm not a goon sympathiser, whatever that is - I just think Mittens is hawt  |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
269
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:27:00 -
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JamesCLK wrote: I just think Mittens is hawt
confirming that The Mittani is dreamy. I stalk him irl
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Psychophantic
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Posted - 2011.10.05 00:36:00 -
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Ladie Scarlet wrote:JamesCLK wrote: I just think Mittens is hawt confirming that The Mittani is dreamy. I stalk him irl
So you got a thing for pasty white runts raised on house brand formula? |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:13:00 -
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Psychophantic wrote:Ladie Scarlet wrote:JamesCLK wrote: I just think Mittens is hawt confirming that The Mittani is dreamy. I stalk him irl So you got a thing for pasty white runts raised on house brand formula?
I have a feeling you've never seen mittens.
He's p dreamy. |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:13:00 -
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What I'm trying to say is:
I'd go gay for him vOv |
EnderCapitalG
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
66
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Posted - 2011.10.05 01:13:00 -
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(probably) |
Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:08:00 -
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The Mittani wrote:who's more creative, the sadists who seek your pain, or the victims trying to defend against it?
~let's find out~
Step away from the computer sir, fresh air and sunlight are indicated but unlikely. |
Ingvar Angst
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:17:00 -
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Dang, this thread's getting more Goons than my conspiracy thread. That ain't fair.
Six months in the hole... it changes a man. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:27:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:
Post happy thoughts, poetry quotes and say nice things to EVERYONE.
Since I'm parked in a few belts watching nothing get ganked, I'll send along a happy thought.
XOXO everyone.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |
Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:38:00 -
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Mr Epeen wrote:The Apostle wrote:
Post happy thoughts, poetry quotes and say nice things to EVERYONE.
Since I'm parked in a few belts watching nothing get ganked, I'll send along a happy thought. XOXO everyone. Mr Epeen
If you're parked in a belt watching nothing get ganked and I'm parked in a belt watching nothing get mined, which one of us is winning? |
Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:38:00 -
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I think it's me. |
Duncan Kennedy
Eighty Joule Brewery
Goonswarm Federation
7
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:40:00 -
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I was wrong, it's Weaselior. Weaselior is winning because mittani is busy. |
Elyssa MacLeod
GloboTech Industries
9
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Posted - 2011.10.05 02:58:00 -
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Ever notice how goons dont get moderated for trolling even though its a plainly stated forum rule?
Wonder if the mods are Goons too, like everyone else in CCP lol
**** FiS
Its Called EVE |
Grimpak
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
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Posted - 2011.10.05 09:04:00 -
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I demanded piggybacks.
no piggybacks were given.
this thread is now a failthread
[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]
[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote]
ain't that right |
Jackie Fisher
Syrkos Technologies
Joint Venture Conglomerate
9
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Posted - 2011.10.05 09:17:00 -
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Generals4 wrote:what's a Goon?
A Goon |
Written Word
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2011.10.05 10:53:00 -
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Elyssa MacLeod wrote:Ever notice how goons dont get moderated for trolling even though its a plainly stated forum rule?
Wonder if the mods are Goons too, like everyone else in CCP lol
Controlling yo game |
Smoking Blunts
Zebra Corp
BricK sQuAD.
64
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Posted - 2011.10.05 10:57:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:So Goons start a war on ice miners.
Ice miners continue to mine. (idiots!!)
Goons win.
Goons start a war in the forum.
So we tackle mindless, nonsensical trolling. (Hey, I'm a sucker for this as much as the next man)
Goons win.
ffs. Put the Macks away, turn off the "Goon hate macro" button on the keyboard away and ignore them. Totally. Do not bite. Do not fall for the trolls.
Post happy thoughts, poetry quotes and say nice things to EVERYONE.
But ignore EVERY Goon.
They'll leave. Eventually.
/me terminates all Goon conversations as of now. (set sig (care factor == 0))
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i expect goons circle jurking about how pro/bad/what ever about themselves. but why are you doing it for them? you a goon alt?
CCP-áare full of words and no action. We watch what they do and its nothing but false statements and lies.
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War Kitten
Panda McLegion
46
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Posted - 2011.10.05 12:44:00 -
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Posting in an oxymoronic thread.
This is my signature.-á There are many others like it, but this one is mine. |
Shanky McStabber
Merch Industrial
Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2011.10.05 16:06:00 -
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EnderCapitalG wrote:What I'm trying to say is:
I went gay for him but stayed gay for Twignberries vOv
Fixed it for you |
lego brick
FOO FOO NINJA BADGERS
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Posted - 2011.10.05 16:32:00 -
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Goons are loons that can bend spoons and feast on our moons and have the ugliest toons |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
276
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Posted - 2011.10.05 17:47:00 -
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Elyssa MacLeod wrote:Ever notice how goons dont get moderated for trolling even though its a plainly stated forum rule?
Wonder if the mods are Goons too, like everyone else in CCP lol
Can you provide an example of Goon trolling? I looked but couldn't find anything.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Ana Vyr
65
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:02:00 -
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A tiny fraction of the community follows the forums, so this could go on for a long time indeed. I'm treating this just like Hulkageddon...my mining ships are parked, and I'm off playing other games. |
Atrum Veneficus
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
17
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Posted - 2011.10.05 19:05:00 -
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And so begins Phase 2:
https://killboard.goonfleet.com/km/585462
First they came for the mackinaws,
and I didn't speak out because "lol ice."
Then they came for the hulks,
and I didn't speak out because "lol rich miners."
Then they came for the covetors and retrievers,
and I didn't speak out because I had moved to Caldari space.
Then they came for MY ORCA autopiloting in Gallente space
and there was no one left to speak out for me.
:( |
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