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Jack Apples
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Posted - 2005.05.04 17:43:00 -
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Are you tired of taking the time to loot all of the cargo containers left over from agent missions? Maybe you just want the bounties and ignore the loot, knowing that you could be missing out on some great items, simply because it takes too long and you just want your cash and LPs.
Well Jack Apples has come to your rescue. Going on a kill mission? Just send a message to Jack Apples and I'll come to your calling from anywhere in the galaxy. All you have to do is add me to your gang before the mission, and I'll be sure to loot all of the containers left behind by your death and destruction, and you have my absolute rock-solid guarantee that you will receive 100% of the loot after the mission! Don't spend hours running around looting containers when what you really wanna do is blow stuff up, collect the bounties and LPs, and move on to the next mission. I'll do the tedious work for you, leaving you to just have fun and watch the cash roll in!
Jack Apples, holla. --- yub yub |

Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.05.04 18:29:00 -
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Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 04/05/2005 18:29:27 What do you charge for your services? ---------------------------
[Coreli Corporation Mainframe] |

Messerschmitt facility
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Posted - 2005.05.04 20:04:00 -
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I wait for you into curse region mister... and be sure il get my cargo scaner. _________________________________
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking...
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Jack Apples
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Posted - 2005.05.04 20:39:00 -
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Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 04/05/2005 18:29:27 What do you charge for your services?
Nothing at all! I only require you to add me to your gang. --- yub yub |

Terror DeBiaN
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:00:00 -
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Originally by: Jack Apples
Originally by: Joshua Foiritain Edited by: Joshua Foiritain on 04/05/2005 18:29:27 What do you charge for your services?
Nothing at all! I only require you to add me to your gang.
OK, whats the catch? This is one of those "to good to be true" offers...
Terror
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Johnny Johnny
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:05:00 -
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Kinda sounds like he's building a database of BM's for missions. Perhaps for future looting.....?
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Johnny Johnny
ItĘs not pirating! ItĘs non-consensual target practice.
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Alexi Borizkova
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:06:00 -
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Yeah, I have no problems with "partying" up for missions, but yeah... this seems fishy.. Probably to warp to low sec mission areas to whoop up on ya, or to leech bounties in a cloaked covert ops ship unbeknownst, or, well, might be on the up and up.
Considering most missionaires have an alt in a sigil or something this is rather moot though.
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Yeux Gris
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:16:00 -
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Assumming this guy is legit all he wants is to be ganged so he gets 50% of the bounties :)
thats what I do with my loot monkies :)

Who let the cows out?! mOo. mOo. mOo.. mOo mOo...!
WTB 8x 280mm Scout Howies. Will pay 20% more than Naga's current price |

Jack Apples
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:36:00 -
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I'm perfectly legit. Just shout at me in-game, I'll be happy to talk to you. --- yub yub |

Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.05.04 21:45:00 -
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Ah yeah i forgot gang mem,bers get half the bounties. Youre welcome to come fetch my loot in the curse region though, its sorta hostile near the borders but after that youll be fine. ---------------------------
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Jack Apples
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Posted - 2005.05.04 22:22:00 -
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I'm just a newb lookin' to do a little legwork to build up my bankroll a bit to get into the trading business. I'll be in a frig during your mission so there's no danger of me doing you any harm. The last thing I need is to start making enemies. --- yub yub |

Mervent
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Posted - 2005.05.04 22:37:00 -
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This whole thing might end up in Crime and Punishment section titled a "funny scam story" or Jack Apples might have the making of a successful trader. Either way good luck to you, and its a good concept at least to make some money. :)
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4 LOM
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Posted - 2005.05.04 22:42:00 -
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Edited by: 4 LOM on 04/05/2005 22:42:36
Originally by: Jack Apples I'm just a newb lookin' to do a little legwork to build up my bankroll a bit to get into the trading business. I'll be in a frig during your mission so there's no danger of me doing you any harm. The last thing I need is to start making enemies.
mission runners that want a loot monkey are prolly ones running level 4 missions in that case a frig is really useless for looting... you need an industrial for looting i use a sigil with 5x nanofibers and a 10mn ab II, works well 800m/s np and turns on a dime, but even its 3300m^3 of space is sometimes not enough... so ya basically what i am trying to say is if its for missions a frig is useless at looting.
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Jack Apples
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Posted - 2005.05.04 23:59:00 -
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Originally by: 4 LOM Edited by: 4 LOM on 04/05/2005 22:42:36
Originally by: Jack Apples I'm just a newb lookin' to do a little legwork to build up my bankroll a bit to get into the trading business. I'll be in a frig during your mission so there's no danger of me doing you any harm. The last thing I need is to start making enemies.
mission runners that want a loot monkey are prolly ones running level 4 missions in that case a frig is really useless for looting... you need an industrial for looting i use a sigil with 5x nanofibers and a 10mn ab II, works well 800m/s np and turns on a dime, but even its 3300m^3 of space is sometimes not enough... so ya basically what i am trying to say is if its for missions a frig is useless at looting.
LOL...well in that case my services will be available in about a week when I can get the skills to do all that stuff...see I told you I was a newb. --- yub yub |

CamMan
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Posted - 2005.05.05 01:38:00 -
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Originally by: 4 LOM Edited by: 4 LOM on 04/05/2005 22:42:36mission runners that want a loot monkey are prolly ones running level 4 missions in that case a frig is really useless for looting... you need an industrial for looting i use a sigil with 5x nanofibers and a 10mn ab II, works well 800m/s np and turns on a dime, but even its 3300m^3 of space is sometimes not enough... so ya basically what i am trying to say is if its for missions a frig is useless at looting.
not necessarily, he could run around in a kessie, and when full drop the loot off to you in BS. SHould be able to pick up most loot that way.
I would be interested Jack, send me an evemail.
Cheers CamMan
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Uggster
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Posted - 2005.05.05 12:18:00 -
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At no time has he ever claimed that he will give any of it back 
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Yeux Gris
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Posted - 2005.05.05 13:25:00 -
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Originally by: Uggster At no time has he ever claimed that he will give any of it back 
reread what he posted..
You will see that he actually does.

Who let the cows out?! mOo. mOo. mOo.. mOo mOo...!
WTB 8x 280mm Scout Howies. Will pay 20% more than Naga's current price |

Namarus
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Posted - 2005.05.05 21:07:00 -
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Well if your a frigate pilot, a probe might be useful for you saves u a little training time. Nothing to see here .... move along. |

Gungankllr
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Posted - 2005.05.05 22:39:00 -
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Evemail me the times you are on.
www.hadean.org
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MutationZ
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Posted - 2005.05.10 05:46:00 -
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Good luck with your venture. It's a shame you have the worst noobie hauler as a caldari.
Fit nanofibers on it and an afterburner. I've got nice nanofibers lieing around. Convo me sometime, I'll be happy to give you some.
Also, consider training for a bestower. A days training for Amarr frig 3 and a short time for amarr industrial 1. 4 low slots gives you AWESOME manoeverability and vastly increased speed.
Finally, I do missions in low sec space. Don't go there if you cant afford to lose it.
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Larsson7
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Posted - 2005.05.10 12:39:00 -
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Interesting.
As the loot in Lvl 4 Caldari Navy missions blows I usually just announce in local that there is free loot available if someone wants to come and pick it up.
Sometimes people do and other times they cant be bothered.
The only time I pick up loot now would be on Rogue Drone Missions.
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Private Botch
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Posted - 2005.05.11 02:16:00 -
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Edited by: Private Botch on 11/05/2005 02:18:57 I've done this job before. It's good money. I offer the cleanup sevice for the share of the bounties. I use a Iteron mk5 fitted with 2xsmall Nos, 1xAB, 2xWebs(named) 2xTarget Painters(Named 50%), and 5xnano fibres. Not only pick up the loot, I also stop and paint nice big targets on the ships for you.(Ah remebered, I also carry spare ammo. Nothing like refilling your Torps at the last gate)
I have a number of happy customers. Hope the job goes well for you. Just try to offer more than loot cleanup.
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