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The Apostle
The Black Priests
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:08:00 -
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Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.
I promise to
#1: Get "The Mittani" drunk in Iceland and go for a walk with him to view volcanoes.
#2: Work towards getting bikini's included in NeX.
#3: Hold referendums/FAQ sessions pertaining to Eve prior to presenting to CCP. (oohhhh, that's NEW!!)
#4: Take pictures of the Pacific Ocean as I fly to Iceland from Australia.
#5: Ask CCP to change Eve time to Aussie TZ on Saturdays and Sundays.
#6: Seek funding so all non 0.0 inhabitants recieve 10,000 AUR and a Monocle.
#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava.
#8: Put forward a proposal to make ice mining inside a POS possible.
#9: Request that "Carebearing" becomes a skill with a 1x multiplier. Train to level 5 for invulnerability.
#10: Submit plans for a new vessel capable of fitting 32 blasters with 120k ehps and insta-lock. Disguised as a Hulk.
#11: Propose closure of all stargates permanently between DekCO land and the rest of Eve.
#12: Seek to move DekCo 7,000,000,000 lightyears away after gates are closed.
#13: Approve "The Mittani" becoming marketing manager for CCP (if he survives the lava).
#14: Request Autoban of any post or user with the word "G**N" in it.
#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.
#16: Ask CCP to sign a Statuatory Declaration in my presence supporting my disclaim to the name "Riverini".
#17: Start a "Free Minmatar" campaign. (after I sell my slaves).
Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.
That will be all and thank you for listening.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Headerman
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
153
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:10:00 -
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Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.
[img]http://i53.tinypic.com/bebnf8.jpg[/img] |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
208
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:10:00 -
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How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
173
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:11:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.
Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore.
Better to use thongs and socks. 
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
173
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:12:00 -
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Grey Stormshadow wrote:How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)
I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta count my bots and time on field.
Raincheck?
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Headerman
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
153
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:13:00 -
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Could do. I will only try that and some Bonds boxers when wandering Sydneys streets tonight
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Nyio
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
136
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:15:00 -
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Liked for #1
Features & Ideas Discussion: Agent Finder, Black Holes
Needs a banner here.. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
173
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:15:00 -
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Headerman wrote:Could do. I will only try that and some Bonds boxers when wandering Sydneys streets tonight
Pssst.... The button... The button... Ahhh too late...
Evening ladies........
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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SilentSkills
Tax Evaders Inc.
4
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:16:00 -
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I stopped reading at 5... |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
208
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:18:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Grey Stormshadow wrote:How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies) I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta count my bots and time on field. Raincheck?
Sure... I gotta call to Meissa and Trebor for counteroffers anyway - This time I'm gonna aim for the jackpot!1
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
174
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:24:00 -
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SilentSkills wrote:I stopped reading at 5...
Yes. Australia takes a dim view of "tax evaders". We sent the best of them overseas to run media companies.
But we have Vegemite. Emigrate?
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
77
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:32:00 -
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Are the bikinis for the girls or the guys? |
Dirk Magnum
Blue Republic
RvB - BLUE Republic
12
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:34:00 -
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/riverini joke
/the apostle joke
/possible kugu joke too
my work here is done |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
176
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:43:00 -
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Taedrin wrote:Are the bikinis for the girls or the guys?
As your representative I promise to hold no judgement or create any policy on dress code.
Whether you'll attract the appropriate attention wearing a bikini is another matter and is best left for another forum type.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
210
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:48:00 -
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Your CSM program sounds at least as good as Darius III's gank manifest.
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Har Harrison
Amarrian Retribution
47
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:48:00 -
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Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???
Fix Faction Warfare CCP!!! |
Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
210
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:50:00 -
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Har Harrison wrote:Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???
You better report that to get ban hammer rolling while crime is fresh and juicy.
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Myxx
Atropos Group
Celestial Imperative
76
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:52:00 -
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The Apostle is DEFINITELY Tom Gerard. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
177
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:52:00 -
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Har Harrison wrote:Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???
Nope. In fact I said
"#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava."
That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
177
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:55:00 -
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Myxx wrote:The Apostle is DEFINITELY Tom Gerard.
/me blinks
If he's not Australian or Amarrian I wouldn't know who he be.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
210
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:56:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Har Harrison wrote:Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life??? Nope. In fact I said "#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava." That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.
Do you really want bees to cover of Eve retail box ?
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The Apostle
The Black Priests
177
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Posted - 2011.10.06 03:59:00 -
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Grey Stormshadow wrote:The Apostle wrote:Har Harrison wrote:Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life??? Nope. In fact I said "#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava." That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP. Do you really want bees to cover of Eve retail box ?
Absolutely.
Swarm mentality best mentality. As long as we don't get hives.
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
33
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Posted - 2011.10.06 04:32:00 -
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I like almost everything you said except I don't think I need to do any carebear training.
You have my votes.
Just as long as you understand that you have to respect the little people, oh and we're all little crybabies with entitlement complexes. There is a chance that everyone in eve will be your constituent, not just us Aussies. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
180
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Posted - 2011.10.06 04:39:00 -
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non judgement wrote:I like almost everything you said except I don't think I need to do any carebear training.
You have my votes.
Just as long as you understand that you have to respect the little people, oh and we're all little crybabies with entitlement complexes. There is a chance that everyone in eve will be your constituent, not just us Aussies.
G'day mate....
As you know, us Aussies ALWAYS back and support the underdog simply because we hate bullies and arrogance...
We even give our kangaroos a fighting chance.
That's just.... well.... how we do things.
Oi....
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
17
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Posted - 2011.10.06 04:41:00 -
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I guess since my beloved Cat is lost to us, I'll toss my votes into the Apostle camp on this one.
I'll give you all 12 votes if you make a post with no real relevance to EVE, at least six lols and sign it with a kiss.
Mr Epeen 
If you can read this, you haven't blocked me yet. |
Nandy Cocytus
Pandemonium Private Consultants LLC
1
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Posted - 2011.10.06 04:41:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Headerman wrote:Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs. Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore. Better to use thongs and socks.
I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those?
I support the G-word moves. And AnythingCat
+1 for Apostle
So it goes. |
The Apostle
The Black Priests
181
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Posted - 2011.10.06 06:35:00 -
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Nandy Cocytus wrote:The Apostle wrote:Headerman wrote:Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs. Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore. Better to use thongs and socks. I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those? I support the G-word moves. And AnythingCat +1 for Apostle
Actually, I should send a truckload of Uggs to Iceland?
I can get CCP to vote for me too
Take an aspirin. If pain persists consult your local priest.
WTB: An Austrian kangaroo!
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Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
82
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Posted - 2011.10.06 06:42:00 -
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The Apostle wrote:Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.
I promise to
#1: Get "The Mittani" drunk in Iceland and go for a walk with him to view volcanoes.
#2: Work towards getting bikini's included in NeX.
#3: Hold referendums/FAQ sessions pertaining to Eve prior to presenting to CCP. (oohhhh, that's NEW!!)
#4: Take pictures of the Pacific Ocean as I fly to Iceland from Australia.
#5: Ask CCP to change Eve time to Aussie TZ on Saturdays and Sundays.
#6: Seek funding so all non 0.0 inhabitants recieve 10,000 AUR and a Monocle.
#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava.
#8: Put forward a proposal to make ice mining inside a POS possible.
#9: Request that "Carebearing" becomes a skill with a 1x multiplier. Train to level 5 for invulnerability.
#10: Submit plans for a new vessel capable of fitting 32 blasters with 120k ehps and insta-lock. Disguised as a Hulk.
#11: Propose closure of all stargates permanently between DekCO land and the rest of Eve.
#12: Seek to move DekCo 7,000,000,000 lightyears away after gates are closed.
#13: Approve "The Mittani" becoming marketing manager for CCP (if he survives the lava).
#14: Request Autoban of any post or user with the word "G**N" in it.
#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.
#16: Ask CCP to sign a Statuatory Declaration in my presence supporting my disclaim to the name "Riverini".
#17: Start a "Free Minmatar" campaign. (after I sell my slaves).
Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.
That will be all and thank you for listening.
Why you would want to have a second, payless job to perform while you take real-job vacation days, only to have the feeling that you're talking to a wall over at iceland and then to be treated like clueless yes-men on these forums is beyond me.
Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
Ladie Scarlet
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
328
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Posted - 2011.10.06 06:44:00 -
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Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.
The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet. |
Renan Ruivo
Hipernova
Vera Cruz Alliance
82
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Posted - 2011.10.06 06:47:00 -
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Ladie Scarlet wrote:Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.
/me in shocking disbelief: Oh so hes riverini, yes?
Sometimes the only difference between a budding genius and a blooming idiot is where they chose to take a stand. |
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