Dood you only get my vote if the 'Boots' are really Uggs.

How much will you pay for my vote? (iskies)

Could do. I will only try that and some Bonds boxers when wandering Sydneys streets tonight

I'll get back to ya on that. Gotta count my bots and time on field.
Raincheck?

I stopped reading at 5...

Are the bikinis for the girls or the guys?

Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

Did he just tell The Mittani to go do die in a fire (of Icelandic lava) in real life???

The Apostle is DEFINITELY Tom Gerard.

Nope. In fact I said

"#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava."

That's assuming he falls in drunk ofc. We need him for the marketing position at CCP.

Do you really want bees to cover of Eve retail box ?

I like almost everything you said except I don't think I need to do any carebear training.

You have my votes.

Just as long as you understand that you have to respect the little people, oh and we're all little crybabies with entitlement complexes. There is a chance that everyone in eve will be your constituent, not just us Aussies.

Last I heard man, "Uggs" got stoled by the yanks and we can't use it anymore.

Better to use thongs and socks.

I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those?

I support the G-word moves. And AnythingCat
+1 for Apostle

Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.

I promise to

#1: Get "The Mittani" drunk in Iceland and go for a walk with him to view volcanoes.
#2: Work towards getting bikini's included in NeX.
#3: Hold referendums/FAQ sessions pertaining to Eve prior to presenting to CCP. (oohhhh, that's NEW!!)
#4: Take pictures of the Pacific Ocean as I fly to Iceland from Australia.
#5: Ask CCP to change Eve time to Aussie TZ on Saturdays and Sundays.
#6: Seek funding so all non 0.0 inhabitants recieve 10,000 AUR and a Monocle.
#7: Act quickly if "The Mittani" manages to surface in a sea of lava.
#8: Put forward a proposal to make ice mining inside a POS possible.
#9: Request that "Carebearing" becomes a skill with a 1x multiplier. Train to level 5 for invulnerability.
#10: Submit plans for a new vessel capable of fitting 32 blasters with 120k ehps and insta-lock. Disguised as a Hulk.
#11: Propose closure of all stargates permanently between DekCO land and the rest of Eve.
#12: Seek to move DekCo 7,000,000,000 lightyears away after gates are closed.
#13: Approve "The Mittani" becoming marketing manager for CCP (if he survives the lava).
#14: Request Autoban of any post or user with the word "G**N" in it.
#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.
#16: Ask CCP to sign a Statuatory Declaration in my presence supporting my disclaim to the name "Riverini".
#17: Start a "Free Minmatar" campaign. (after I sell my slaves).

Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.

That will be all and thank you for listening.

Riverini you're never going to get on the CSM now that mittens is chairman for life.

/me in shocking disbelief: Oh so hes riverini, yes?

Why you would want to have a second, payless job to perform while you take real-job vacation days, only to have the feeling that you're talking to a wall over at iceland and then to be treated like clueless yes-men on these forums is beyond me.

Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.

But you could be Mint Chip with fake beard and a hood

Also, telling a chick that you are a "Internet politician on a internet spaceship video-game" won't get you laid.

You're talking to the wrong chicks.

Too bad ... i looked at the topic and thought you were serious.

i forsee you to be just as successful as general windypops before you, best of luck!

#15: Design a new fail ship called AnythingCat and make it available only to G**N's.

hey

HEY

no trolling on eve-o, csm 7 elections haven't begun yet

stop trolling

I hate Uggs. How do people wear those? Whose idea were those?

Ugg boots are awesome! Especially when worn with denim jeans, flannelette shirt and a "lumberjack" jacket. Only the most stylish Aussies wear this kind of attire though, and they like to parade their fashion prowess through bus interchanges all over the country. We give them the honorific term "Bogans".

I wonder if I can ride The Apostle's coattails on the campaign trail? After all, the only thing I can think of that would be better than one Australian on the CSM is two. Especially if The Apostle is a Ford/Holden man. I'm a ricer. Should lead to sensible discussions around the Council table.

the apostle represents nothing but his own terrestrial australian interests, he probably wants to put indonesians in concentration camps, please consider this!

CSM 7 first action unilaterally rename all 0.0 stations to OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE

Please vote "The Apostle" for CSM7.

Please vote for "The Apostle" and I'll give ya'll a new pair of boots.

i want RL boots Steel Toed US size 13 1/2 wide Preferably Prewaterproofed... once i have these i can guarantee 3 votes... if i remember

I guess since my beloved Cat is lost to us, I'll toss my votes into the Apostle camp on this one.

I'll give you all 12 votes if you make a post with no real relevance to EVE, at least six lols and sign it with a kiss.

Mr Epeen

/me has hidden jeans, uggs and lumberjack shirt under bed in cupboard.... It's summer. Now wears Stubbies, blue singlet and thongs with socks.

But man. TWO Aussies on the CSM!! Whooooaaa....

We'll have 'em chasing space kangaroos in Holden ute ships with twin LightForce spotties and a prerequisite UHF aerial for decor.

They'll be shooting every sign in space, perpetually drunk and laughing like mad men as they do it. Every station MUST be equipped with a BBQ and an esky!

Iceland and Eve would NEVER be the same.

(And hey, EX-Ricer. Now drives Jeep. )

As you know, us Aussies ALWAYS back and support the underdog simply because we hate bullies and arrogance...

Just like we backed the Taliban against the arrogance & bullying tactics of America... Oh wait.