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Pitrolo Orti
State Protectorate
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:18:00 -
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Well for some time I had this question and it would be nice if I get some ISK off the Exotic Dancers I own. All they do is occupy space in my warehouse...
Second question: How are they created??? Any BPO for Exotic dancers or just like new ship CCP created a bunch of them and made them available in the market? Please enlighten me.
Your wallet contains only 110.56 ISK, but you require 405,000,000.00 ISK to complete this operation. |
Psychotic Monk
The Skunkworks
411
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:20:00 -
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Well, when a mommy exotic dancer and a daddy exotic dancer get drunk after work... |
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
272
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:21:00 -
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They exist to take up space. Sometimes they drop in missions. |
Ioci
Bad Girl Posse
244
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:39:00 -
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Or marines, carbon, soil?
Milk, Amarrian Wheat?
There is a lot of what other games would call junk loot. It all has potential with Dust. Will it ver see use? No idea.
R.I.P. Vile Rat |
raskonalkov
Tie Fighters Inc
10
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:40:00 -
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Psychotic Monk wrote:Well, when a mommy exotic dancer and a daddy exotic dancer get drunk after work...
Or sometimes a girl had a bad father, and needed money really bad. |
Tarvos Telesto
Blood Fanatics
133
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:44:00 -
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They give EvE more sex - or dirty look in game that all, same like drugs and bosters.
EvE isn't game, its style of living. |
Sriracha Nighthawk
Red Federation
RvB - RED Federation
1
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:52:00 -
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The only reason why I hated the Captains Quarters is because I can't "enjoy" my Exotic Dancers while drinking Quafe while watching Alliance Tournament X. Seriously, we need to be able to have em' out in your Capt Quarters.
Then again, the game is rated T... But then again, most teenagers think "down there," if you know what I mean. *wink wink* 
A tenebris ad lucem novam imperium ortum |
Thgil Goldcore
Advenus Classem
390
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Posted - 2012.12.11 06:57:00 -
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NPC stations create some commodities and their price is determined by how many have been baught within the last 24 hours. Other stations have buy orders for those said commodities which price is affected by how many of those orders have been filled within the last 24 hours. Its for NPC trading where you buy, travel, sell, etc. For the most part its hard to make a decent profit this way without going into lowsec.
But It can be a little fun now and again doing some trading.
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Verity Sovereign
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
250
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Posted - 2012.12.11 07:24:00 -
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The purpose is lulz... some people just like to fly with exotic dancers, tobacco, and spirits in their cargo for teh lulz.
The much harder to acquire item is the prostitute... I've got 2 of them, I hear they come from some special storyline mission, but I had to buy them on contracts.
I long for the days when my marines and militants can be sold as NPC support forces in DUST |
Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
1549
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Posted - 2012.12.11 07:26:00 -
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How is babby formed?
Babby BPO
Skills: Social
Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1
The Drake is a Lie |
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Pitrolo Orti
State Protectorate
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2012.12.11 07:27:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:How is babby formed?
Babby BPO
Skills: Social
Materials:
Spirits x1
Exotic Dancer, Male x1
Exotic Dancer, Female x1
Probably the best response I will ever get 
Your wallet contains only 110.56 ISK, but you require 405,000,000.00 ISK to complete this operation. |
I Love Boobies
All Hail Boobies
179
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Posted - 2012.12.11 07:59:00 -
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Pitrolo Orti wrote:Well for some time I had this question and it would be nice if I get some ISK off the Exotic Dancers I own. All they do is occupy space in my warehouse...
Second question: How are they created??? Any BPO for Exotic dancers or just like new ship CCP created a bunch of them and made them available in the market? Please enlighten me.
You are too young for the honest answer if you really, really have to ask the question in the first place son.
( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o ) ( o Y o )
The world would be a better place if boobies ran the world instead of boobs. |
Clystan
Binaerie Heavy Industries
105
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Posted - 2012.12.11 08:36:00 -
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They exist as a target for Kruul's massive spud gun. |
Alice Saki
Rui Freelance Mining
25632
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Posted - 2012.12.11 08:49:00 -
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For Funny LOssmails, My Ships contain, Ciggys, drinks, Exotic Male and Female Dancers and Last Dolls :D
Gäó |
Mr Pragmatic
167
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Posted - 2012.12.11 09:10:00 -
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I like having Slavers, Slave hounds, and slaves in my hull on long journeys.
Vote for me in the next CSM Elections. I will fight for the interest of all Hi-sec dwellers. No longer will you be cast aside and disparaged.-á |
Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
5
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Posted - 2012.12.11 09:13:00 -
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OK so you have exotic dancers......
Providing these are in a station you have a chance to get 'special' missions asking for the services of your dancers as a mission.
This incorporates a courier style mission (or possible combat though you never know which).
You travel to the specific station your dancers are held to pick them up and drop them off at the rendezvous.
After a set period of time you are called (mailed) by your client to pick up the dancer which much be done in a certain time limit.
The dancers could be part of a 'union' organisation with which you level up as a normal mission agent giving you more difficult missions and greater rewards.
An additional idea could be mixing the story of the mission to also add other units, for instance requires 1 unit exotic dancer and 10 holoreels or 200 units of milk :s.
To expand the story further there could be introduced different types or even race of dancer required.
So there you have it - we all become space pimps :)
...of course providing the devs and community arent too 'PC' about all this you could also play the holoreels in station of the dancew :o - however not sure how this can be used monetarily and may just be purely titillation. ;)
I throw my ideas on to the mercy of the community :) |
valerydarcy
Mindstar Technology
Fatal Ascension
10511
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Posted - 2012.12.11 09:33:00 -
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a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....
Post with your mainGäó |
Yim Sei
Ontogenic Achronycal PLC
6
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:41:00 -
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No idea where you got 'BPO' from - please be more specific who you are answering in your posts please. |
Jesus von Nazaret
Tobruk Heavy Industries
A Point In Space
0
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:44:00 -
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Pitrolo Orti wrote:What is the purpose of Exotic Dancers in Eve?
they... uh... dance. |
Generals4
1587
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:47:00 -
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valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....
I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.
-Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. |
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terzslave
RedStar Enterprises
RA Citizens
76
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:48:00 -
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I keep them in my cargo for good luck........ |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
5448
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:49:00 -
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valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you....
Hey baby I have a really high ME and a loooooow PE if you know what I mean
MatrixSkye Mk2: "Remember: You consent to unconsensual PVP the moment you press the "Undock" button." |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
869
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Posted - 2012.12.11 10:56:00 -
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Generals4 wrote:valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you.... I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees.
"Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?"
"Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation."
"Which corporation?"
"That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important."
"Oh, ok. What happens next?"
"Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work."
"It is?"
"You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that."
"Huh?"
"Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."
Community Representative GÇ+ EVE Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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Bubanni
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
569
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Posted - 2012.12.11 11:07:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Generals4 wrote:valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you.... I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees. "Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?" "Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation." "Which corporation?" "That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important." "Oh, ok. What happens next?" "Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work." "It is?" "You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that." "Huh?" "Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."
Building your own baby is such a hassle, it's easier to buy one from Jita 4-4
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vasuul
BLUE M00N Fetish Group
Eternus Imperium Alliance
97
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Posted - 2012.12.11 11:12:00 -
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Think this one goes the same for PI for cows and a different PI for fertilizer 
I mean why make cows, that don't poop and make free fertilizer
genetically enhanced cows should crap enriched uranium
but to be honest if the cows carp all over you your hangars it would get rather messy
hence why we have janitors 
Still from real life knowledge the formula for prostitutes or dancers would be
take homeless + drugs then - the drugs after they are hooked
and let nature take its course :P |
Seleia O'Sinnor
Drop of Honey
275
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Posted - 2012.12.11 11:46:00 -
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As hard as I try, they won't replicate, still have to farm them in Missions.
New inventory: Getting better since version 1.2, but what about back and forward buttons? |
Derek Quaid
Discreet Bounties
43
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Posted - 2012.12.11 12:00:00 -
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They are all obviously working to put themselves through college and become exotic capsuleers.
CEO, Discreet Bounties
In-game Channel: Discreet Bounties |
Altrue
Exploration Frontier inc
75
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Posted - 2012.12.11 13:15:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Generals4 wrote:valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you.... I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees. "Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?" "Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation." "Which corporation?" "That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important." "Oh, ok. What happens next?" "Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work." "It is?" "You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that." "Huh?" "Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."
Right into my hall of fame :D
*Yelling "Manticooore !" on teamspeak* |
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
335
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Posted - 2012.12.11 14:02:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Generals4 wrote:valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you.... I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees. "Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?" "Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation." "Which corporation?" "That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important." "Oh, ok. What happens next?" "Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work." "It is?" "You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that." "Huh?" "Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."
Right in the childhood
You don't scare me. I've been to Jita. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
253
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Posted - 2012.12.11 14:28:00 -
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CCP Eterne wrote:Generals4 wrote:valerydarcy wrote:a BPO for exotic dancers????? you really dont know how this works do you.... I think this is probably the EVE version of the story with the bees. "Mommy, mommy. Where do babies come from?" "Well, dear, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they go to the station and buy a BPO from the corporation." "Which corporation?" "That depends on what sort of baby we want. If we want an armor tanking missile baby, we buy it from Khanid Innovations, for instance. But that's not important." "Oh, ok. What happens next?" "Then mommy and daddy have to look for a free research slot. Sometimes they're all taken up and we have to move to another station. But once we find one, we research the blueprint for a few months to improve the mineral and production efficiency. But trust me, even if you get it perfect, it's still a lot of work." "It is?" "You wouldn't even know. After that, we gather the materials up and place them into the manufacturing slot. That has the same problem about being all filled up that I mentioned before. Now, normally, mommy likes - Well, actually, you're too young to hear that." "Huh?" "Nothing. Anyway, after 9 months of researching and manufacturing, a baby pops out assuming one of our enemies doesn't hear about it first and destroy the POS building it."
This will last forever.
"Also, your boobs " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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