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Karmae
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:11:00 -
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Today, CEI ceptor pilot Noggy was found distressed and sobbing in his pod in EC-P8R as he lost his crow to the most unfortunate of events.. Noggy was told by the G alliance, just seconds before his loss, that there was a "eine Flotte at zee EC gaten". Noggy, being of Viking origins, misunderstood this call. Flotte in Norwegian is cream cake (Click here for image).
Noggy rushed to the EC gate to get some free cream cake only to be met by what the Germans refer to as a flotte (Click here for image) . After a Valiant battle against this definately uncakelike "Flotte", Noggy was eventually overwhelmed and had to bail out cream-cake-less to a safe spot.
This unfortunate incident has left Noggy rather sad and so if anyone would like to donate only 1000000 isk a month towards the "Help Noggy get his Crow and Cream cake" Fund then please donate with the love of your heart.
We know this terrible misunderstanding will wrench the purple p*** from your tiny hearts so please donate lovingly.
Thank you for listening. Heres the number again.. thats 0800 123 123 or email your donation to noggyneedsacrow@purple****.com.
YOU can make a difference to this poor, confused and ultimately cake-less vikings life.
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:30:00 -
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OMG best announcement ever! 
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FalloutBoy
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:31:00 -
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you got to much time on your hands
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The Enslaver
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:33:00 -
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Best. Announcement. Ever.
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FireFoxx80: If you think you can do a better job, go find yourself a datacentre to host a box, get a copy of Visual Studio, and STFU. |
Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:34:00 -
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Edited by: Dark Shikari on 25/05/2005 18:34:39
LMFAO!
<3 Karmae
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The best description of alliances, ever:
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Furious Raccoon
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:37:00 -
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Ok, that was simply hysterical. I would even donate just because it was funny enough  
TEXANS!
Visit the Texas channel in-game!
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Liare
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:37:00 -
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whoops
haha, poor Noggy :)
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LostProphet
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:43:00 -
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cream cake 4tw! |
BlackRain
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:45:00 -
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I'm laughing out loud here.. Looks like I'm going to have to give poor Noggy some money then.
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Elenia Kheynes
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:47:00 -
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that was a tough cake 
Dear friendly customer... Can I have your money ?
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Fred0
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:47:00 -
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 Originally by: The Enslaver
Best. Announcement. Ever.
Hey it was your guys "flotte". Have some choice words with them will you?
http://www.sfs.me.uk/cei/showkill.php?ID=1106
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Cyleth
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Posted - 2005.05.25 18:53:00 -
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Karmae, matey, you seriously got too much time. |
Hast
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Posted - 2005.05.25 19:05:00 -
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that made me feel bad. I feel sorry for poor Noggy now 
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NoNameNewbie
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Posted - 2005.05.25 19:31:00 -
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lol pwnd !
   
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Pitwebb
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Posted - 2005.05.25 19:46:00 -
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Noggy ... he loves cake so much, he'll die for it.
I've heard from some pirates that his corpse takes like frosting.
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Oi Poloi
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Posted - 2005.05.25 19:56:00 -
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rofl
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Reptar
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Posted - 2005.05.25 20:31:00 -
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Brilliant
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Moncada
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Posted - 2005.05.25 21:01:00 -
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Edited by: Moncada on 25/05/2005 21:02:46
best thread in a long time.. made me laugh out loud.. Now my friends are looking funny at me ;). They are not eve players so they don't get the honor of hearing this joke =)
Just sent noggy 10 mil is for the laugh he gave me =)
Monşada
Cardinal Maledictus Sanguine
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Dak T'kal
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Posted - 2005.05.25 21:38:00 -
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help noggy foundation.. lmao
Well GL and hope poor noggy get his crow back :D
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.05.25 21:40:00 -
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LOL Jokes
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Lt Payne
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Posted - 2005.05.25 22:11:00 -
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Comedy Gold
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Lanu
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Posted - 2005.05.25 22:13:00 -
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boo
"You are most like the Cat, lazy and quiet. You aren't very exciting yet everyone notices your presence."
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Joshua Foiritain
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Posted - 2005.05.25 22:25:00 -
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rofl
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SaorAlba
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Posted - 2005.05.25 22:41:00 -
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1 mil donated Your welcome for more lessons in German. Ausrichten zu X47L-Q gate, loos geht!
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Phoenix Pryde
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Posted - 2005.05.25 23:22:00 -
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Having had a good laugh, 3-I and XTECH are happy to donate a Crow to poor Noggy.
A Crow awaits him in Veisto in escrow:
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1 item of Crow
This item will automatically leave the escrow after 5 days if no one has claimed it for the set price of 0.00 ISK. Claiming the escrow is restricted to Noggy.
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Enjoy ... and take of these ebil Flotten
XTECH t2 sales: www.ii-inc.org/xtech |
Ryan Routine
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Posted - 2005.05.25 23:27:00 -
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:)))
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Cmdr Patrick
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Posted - 2005.05.25 23:57:00 -
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Originally by: Phoenix Pryde
Having had a good laugh, 3-I and XTECH are happy to donate a Crow to poor Noggy.
A Crow awaits him in Veisto in escrow:
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1 item of Crow
This item will automatically leave the escrow after 5 days if no one has claimed it for the set price of 0.00 ISK. Claiming the escrow is restricted to Noggy.
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Enjoy ... and take of these ebil Flotten
Phoenix is cool like that(thou omron remains the crow master )
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Admiral Pieg
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Posted - 2005.05.26 03:04:00 -
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that cake looks tasty 
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2005.05.26 03:34:00 -
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I was fortunate enough to catch a screenshot of this incident, it is obvious that shinra not only played a part in this act of tyranny but giant scary bunnies aswell.
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What can I lose? My dignity...every single inch of it.
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Star Commander
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Posted - 2005.05.26 03:49:00 -
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Your still as wacky as when i flew on your wing many moons ago mate
Great post mate
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Cmd Woodlouse
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Posted - 2005.05.26 05:19:00 -
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LOOOOOL!
Thats why we love CEI.
U ARE TEH COOL!
[G] - Pink Power
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Karmae
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Posted - 2005.05.26 06:10:00 -
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Originally by: Trepkos
I was fortunate enough to catch a screenshot of this incident, it is obvious that shinra not only played a part in this act of tyranny but giant scary bunnies aswell.
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Hahaha omg that's a brilliant screenshot!!
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.05.26 06:59:00 -
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Originally by: Trepkos
I was fortunate enough to catch a screenshot of this incident, it is obvious that shinra not only played a part in this act of tyranny but giant scary bunnies aswell.
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LOL! n1 treppe... u joined karn o.0
heh have fun
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Cowboy Ramrott
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Posted - 2005.05.26 09:01:00 -
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LMAO
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Wild Rho
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Posted - 2005.05.26 09:33:00 -
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I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it... |
Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.05.26 10:51:00 -
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Hilarious
Not sending any money though. Not sure if it¦s worth a fleet of Crows (which he should be able to afford from the looks of the replies )
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rhumbline
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Posted - 2005.05.26 11:17:00 -
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deliciously gigglesome
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FowlPlayChiken
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Posted - 2005.05.26 12:42:00 -
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lmfao, rock on
funny as hec, and i understand your frustration at german speach i dont understand! *sob*
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FAsA
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Posted - 2005.05.26 14:14:00 -
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Great post.
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bUBbLeS
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Posted - 2005.05.26 14:40:00 -
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cAKe!!!!
and cAKe!!!
Julius ceaser : "operor vos volo MCCCXXXVII laganum bUBbLeS?"
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Scorpyn
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Posted - 2005.05.26 14:45:00 -
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Ybytlan
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Posted - 2005.05.26 18:59:00 -
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OMG NO!!111111
pie > cream cake tbh
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Lowa
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Posted - 2005.05.26 19:09:00 -
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HAHAHAHAHA! That was the best thread for a looong time!
Gold! Of the purest kind!
Cheers,
LOWA - hopes Noggy feels better in his new ship
Oh! Yeah! Huh! MC - Going funky all over your clone baby! |
Noggy
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Posted - 2005.05.26 19:29:00 -
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Hello
I just wanted to thank you all for the donations. purplepish.com made a whopping 21 million and 1 crow towards the givenoggyacrow campaign. That and a few spatulas, whisps and great recipe books for cream cake. Noggy has spent the entire afternoon attempting to land on the Torrinos gate in his pod and failing due the algorithms of his pod bm;s being out of alignment due to the weight of small envelopes packed behind his chair in his pod.
Noggy has now used the money to hire naked virgin Caldari wenches who are helping him open all the envelopes as we speak. He has also bought the biggest cream cake ever which is currently enroute being towed by a badger mark 2. The cake is about the size of a station and has the words "I lost my crow and all I got was this stupid cake" etched on it using the finest artists cake squeegy mathings...
Noggy made this comment: "would the scarey bald chic called cream please stop conviong me! I dont want to make jelly babies with you!!"
Rumours are spreading that Noggy's next purchase is a harpy as they come with prefitted whisks at the front for the ultimate in cream cakey goodness. He plans on calling this "Cakey pig 2" after his new crow "Cakey Pig 1".
ooc: Thanks guys, I wrote this story on our corp forums when I was rather pished.. I didnt realise it would end up here. Glad it made some of you laugh.
Regards
Noggy
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Trepkos
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Posted - 2005.05.27 04:42:00 -
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Im not a bald chick named cream....
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Phoenicia
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Posted - 2005.05.27 07:39:00 -
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Originally by: Trepkos
Im not a bald chick named cream....
...But you do wanna make jelly babies with Noggy?
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VaNessa Oney
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Posted - 2005.05.27 08:24:00 -
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They lured you with cake to the gate? EVIL!
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Pylse
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Posted - 2005.05.27 17:18:00 -
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Best announcement I've seen since "kill xetic" =P
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