Once indoctrinated in the ways of the GÇ£MewGÇ¥...

Hilarious, even if there are a handful of people who will believe everything you just wrote.

10/10, great stuff

Somehow I even believe it partially.
With the stealth patch in inferno changing fw while gals having advantages they wrecked cal militia.

If the caldari could ever work together for even 48 hours without shooting each other, they would have dominated the warzone. The first reaction among the gallente guys I know was "oh ****, we're screwed, we have to lock down our home systems and maybe select 4-5 key systems we may be able to hold".

One important detail omitted from the OP - How did Bolsterbomb get his fleets repeatedly slaughtered without giving away that he was a spy?

If the caldari could ever work together for even 48 hours without shooting each other, they would have dominated the warzone. The first reaction among the gallente guys I know was "oh ****, we're screwed, we have to lock down our home systems and maybe select 4-5 key systems we may be able to hold".

This was the true tactics that killed the Caldari Militia.. we were simply bored to death by stall tactics and hoards of stabbed frigs in plexes giving us loads of boring PVP that ran off most of our competent pilots.

Are you guys daft or what? I have not seen stabbed Incurses. But I do not doubt that there are gal farmer alts that fly such abominations.

But what you fail to understand is that you have your own farmer alt hordes. I do have personal experience with herds of stabbed condor and merlin alts and with the last patch the wonderful squid venture alts that attempt to peacefully graze in the now monoculture but abundant field of gallente controlled space filled with sites containing a lone cross of red with a gallente affiliation. Show us your empirical data about an imbalance of actual in-game farming alts or stfu. Then also explain how that imbalance actually took Squid base home systems in the warzone like Raka, Okka, Eha, OMS, and Lad.

You never had to deal with both Caldari & Amarr farmer alts like we had to deal with both Gal & Min. There was one point it was so bad I couldn't even enter a system with out seeing either a Gal or Min farmer alt in some gun-less abortion of a ship. This is what stopped Caldari from defending systems months ago.

You guys want to look at the current events as to why things flipped over so badly, but the damage was done months ago, when we were simply bored to tears of chasing gun-less stabbed frigs out over every open plex on the map. Add to that no real fleet fights and people just got bored and stopped logging in or went off to do other things.

I'll ruin the thread and give a serious answer. I can fully imagine that when we had tier 4 or later in the year tier V, there were swarms of farmers in stabbed frigs. You'll have to belive me that we were running in to absolutely the same (including amarr alts) when you guys had high tier.

However, the differences start here. We had the FCs capable to provide our members with non FW related content (be it fighting snuff or going on roadtrips to ruin some nullbears week) . Therfore the impact of not beeing able to find fights in plexes was minimal for us. It's boring in Black Rise ? Let's go on a roadtrip to the outskirts of Geminate, or to Metropolis. And by beeing able to provide our pilots with content,we managed to keep them around.

A second difference is that our groups are much better glued together. Even if we do go trough a dry spell for a month or two, our guys won't leave, they will stick it trough, because they like the group they are flying with.

If your duders abandoned ship because a few months of not finding fights in plexes, maybe you should've recruited more loyal ones.

Cladari standard battle cry....and I do mean cry...


"Damn you gallente and all your plex farmer alts!!!!"

"What was that? We still have more VP...daily and weekly...than the gallente do?"

"Well...Gallente still suck because they would always run away from us, dock up and never fight!!!!!"

"What was that? They still have more FW kills than we do?"

"F*** this! CCP must be helping the Gallente! I'm docking up and coming to the forums......."

u caldari guys are idiots u had just as many gunless frigs plexing for ur tier5s so dont kid urself the same farmers flip flopping between malitias and as for the amarrian piping up u guys did same with nulli so humm boot hurts wen its on other foot?

Standard Gal battle cry.. HALP.. HALP.. I have a frig tackled I need 15 guys to assist..

LMAO!!!

Yes - confirming I have never been forced out of a plex while solo in a dessie against multiple squids who not only brought way more than just 2 or 3 to fight 1 (which I have still fought based on specific ship types), but loki boosts and EWAR....


LOL....I shoulda bought stock in Tampax before we took Ladister.......

I was looking at your kills last month.. I just wanted to congratulate you on managing to get 5 whole solo kills, out of the 240 kills you got. I realize killing those Condors were likely tough fights and pushed you to your limits, but that cloaky transport, must have been an outstanding battle.

Props to a true Galentte Gladiator.. You must be a hero among heros with-in the Gal Militia for this outstanding accomplishment. You should get a medal!

You really are a dumb **** aren't you or is it those stupid glasses making you blind.

I was looking at your kills last month.. I just wanted to congratulate you on managing to get 5 whole solo kills, out of the 240 kills you got. I realize killing those Condors were likely tough fights and pushed you to your limits, but that cloaky transport, must have been an outstanding battle.

Props to a true Galentte Gladiator.. You must be a hero among heros with-in the Gal Militia for this outstanding accomplishment. You should get a medal!

I was looking at your kills last month.. I just wanted to congratulate you on managing to get 5 whole solo kills, out of the 240 kills you got. I realize killing those Condors were likely tough fights and pushed you to your limits, but that cloaky transport, must have been an outstanding battle.

Props to a true Galentte Gladiator.. You must be a hero among heros with-in the Gal Militia for this outstanding accomplishment. You should get a medal!

I was looking at your kills last month.. I just wanted to congratulate you on managing to get 5 whole solo kills, out of the 240 kills you got. I realize killing those Condors were likely tough fights and pushed you to your limits, but that cloaky transport, must have been an outstanding battle.

Props to a true Galentte Gladiator.. You must be a hero among heros with-in the Gal Militia for this outstanding accomplishment. You should get a medal!

Uh oh, the first Gallente system just flipped so it looks like the Gallente Jesus Blob have managed 'total system domination' ((LOL!) for less than a day.

Damn you EvOke for evening the odds!

all evoke have done is show how incompetant the real caldari mill corps are they have less numbers than all of u put together but took them to flip a syatem.....

crow more about how u failed and a null bloc came in to do what u couldnt

Uh oh, the first Gallente system just flipped so it looks like the Gallente Jesus Blob have managed 'total system domination' ((LOL!) for less than a day. Damn you EvOke for evening the odds!

Ev0ke is an outside factor for which we still need to adjust. We will be communicating this to CCP Yttr, Hans, and CCP chatgris soon and they'll come up with something to help us out.

Sorry Dogsquat, it was actually a little over a day if you look at the time Lad was lost and compare it to the time that Okagaiken was lost. But anyway if you guys weren't such whiney assholes you'd probably have enough friends and goodwill to have prevented what we just accomplished. Yeah good on ev0ke for what they just did. I'm sure they'll be posting soon to say they couldn't have done it without you.

Every Cal mil player that engaged in battles in all the contested systems knows it was a pvp victory and not a pve victory. Both sides lost plenty of ships with no stabs on them. And if they, instead, like you are in denial, at least they aren't posting the caliber of bullshit you Dimmer, and Concealed Reptile do.

same old **** hes been writing for days like a stuck record

Sorry Dogsquat, it was actually a little over a day if you look at the time Lad was lost and compare it to the time that Okagaiken was lost. But anyway if you guys weren't such whiney assholes you'd probably have enough friends and goodwill to have prevented what we just accomplished. Yeah good on ev0ke for what they just did. I'm sure they'll be posting soon to say they couldn't have done it without you.

Every Cal mil player that engaged in battles in all the contested systems knows it was a pvp victory and not a pve victory. Both sides lost plenty of ships with no stabs on them. And if they, instead, like you are in denial, at least they aren't posting the caliber of bullshit you Dimmer, and Concealed Reptile do.

I'm opening a betting pool on how many posts Squatdog can wring out of a single battle report.

I'm opening a betting pool on how many posts Squatdog can wring out of a single battle report.

That particular killmail shows not only the comically shameless blobbing that Gallente are renowned for, but also that they're so terrible at PVP that they STILL lost in humiliating, one-sided fashion. Even after blobbing us 2v1.

What it doesn't show is that they then ran away and hid until they could come back with no less than THIRTY to fight the remaining six of us. Apparently 2v1 just aren't enough for them to win in PVP...

LOL!

The only 'victory' was Gallente having such massive numerical superiority (thanks CCP!) that they could blob 23/7 and consistently AVOIDED PVP as you continually ran from even fights.

This is what happened when the Gallente 'elite PVP alliances' (LOL!) tried to PVP in Ladistar without hugely one-sided odds:


http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=15859145

7v16

18 kills 4 losses

All I see is SOTF trying to take down that absolution for the lulz and not getting the DPS they need cuz they're being jammed out by 3 griffins.

sensor strength implants are cheap. especially if your faction is at tier 5. primary the griffins!

State Protectorate - the only people in the game who manage to be bitter about winning a PvP engagement.

You guys have a system for that too chatgris you of all people should remember how it works.

When ever the moons align and the stars shine bright enough, allowing Caldari to form competent fleets, (yea know back before Drakes were nerfed into oblivion) allowing to fighting head to head to the Gal blob, you guys simply dock up and snored us to death.

It was a quite effective tactic I must admit, I mean we could welp 100 fleets and not get as demoralized as having to wait 30, 40mins to 1 hour or more for the Gals to undock if they would at all. Then if they did it always became the argument of who would jump in to who.. or hey we can't fight more than 2 jumps away from Heydieles.

This was the true tactics that killed the Caldari Militia.. we were simply bored to death by stall tactics and hoards of stabbed frigs in plexes giving us loads of boring PVP that ran off most of our competent pilots.

You forgot the part where the amarr are the next target and your "agents" are at work as you speak.

Congratulations guys, though it's horrible to say it as a RPer.

Let's hope CCP don't screw those who worked hard on your side for the medal.

*edit* reading more of this thread I am loving all the "You won PVE not PVP" comments only because they're the exact ones we got when we did it :P

All I see is SOTF trying to take down that absolution for the lulz and not getting the DPS they need cuz they're being jammed out by 3 griffins.

Not the correct story. While i wasnt there, i am confident that the 5 SOTF thrashers cost around 10 million isk in total. They killed a corax and a wolf. Thats 10m lost, 60m killed. Pretty good trade imo.

The hardest part is shipping those hundreds of spare thrashers back to nisuwa for a rainy day :)

One at 10:21
Another at 11:39
Then again at 12:19 to 12:23
Then the last one at 12:27 to 12:29

And after looking a little closer I am seeing a lot of squattingdog kills involve just himself and a griffin to permajam who he is fighting. This guy, is truly, a piece of work.

@Squattingdog, If your going to use the killboard to fabricate facts :cough lies cough: be smart about it.

This Squatdog dude sounds pretty desperate. I guess he's one of these people who hangs out in STPRO because none of the actual corporation would have him?

No, there was one battle that lasted from 12:19 to 12:29

I specifically excluded everything else.

I also managed to get no less than TWO solo kills in the fight.

LOL@all your ridiculous lies...

Your mean the two "solo" kills with the Griffin, and you're telling me that a frigate/dessie battle nothing died for 4 minutes.... you sir are the liar. The KB shows it. Fabricate away.

I am loving all the inconsistencies in this story. Please. Please. Give us the play by play. Were the blobbing GalMil pilots all die but your managing solo and solo/griffin kills. It's a Finish thing isn't it? You guys actually believe your own lies. It amazes me.

Beating you to the punch, because your MO is to attack the killboard of the person callings you out, my KB is horrible. I work 50 + hour weeks and my wife hates/loathes gaming. But I make more then 100k a year so flying blingy isn't a problem, so when I lose something it usually costs a lot and it's usually cause I am trying to fit some gamplay into a 20m session.

I am loving all the inconsistencies in this story. Please. Please. Give us the play by play. Were the blobbing GalMil pilots all die but your managing solo and solo/griffin kills. It's a Finish thing isn't it? You guys actually believe your own lies. It amazes me.

Beating you to the punch, because your MO is to attack the killboard of the person callings you out, my KB is horrible. I work 50 + hour weeks and my wife hates/loathes gaming. But I make more then 100k a year so flying blingy isn't a problem, so when I lose something it usually costs a lot and it's usually cause I am trying to fit some gamplay into a 20m session.

UH OH another system flipped in the space of two days.
...despite the massed hysteria on Gallente intel channels: "OMG GET TO OKA NOWWWW!!!!111111"

This Squatdog dude sounds pretty desperate. I guess he's one of these people who hangs out in STPRO because none of the actual corporation would have him?

To be fair to CCP Yttr, Hans, and CCP chatgris, these systems are in the Caldari Wildlife Preserve - which is meant to be a place where Caldari FW pilots can roam around free without too much interference from Gallente FW hunters.

Yes, here we are again: when you take a system, its huge victory, when you lose a system, you didnt even want it to begin with. Gotta love the quality of these forums!

Almost as desperate as this andreus guy, trolling on these forums with an obvious shitposter alt. 137 lifetime kills, really?

Yes, here we are again: when you take a system, its huge victory, when you lose a system, you didnt even want it to begin with. Gotta love the quality of these forums!

Someday we will talk about how we were able to manipulate the whiny Caldari forum whores into destroying their side's morale. But that, as they say, is a topic for another thread.

Someday we will talk about how we were able to manipulate the whiny Caldari forum whores into destroying their side's morale. But that, as they say, is a topic for another thread.

To be fair to CCP Yttr, Hans, and CCP chatgris, these systems are in the Caldari Wildlife Preserve - which is meant to be a place where Caldari FW pilots can roam around free without too much interference from Gallente FW hunters.

Squatdog has so far whipped out 5 posts referencing the same battle report. Those that bet high are sure to be enthused.

You guys may blame Gallente for blobbing, but you should be developing better tactics.

We have.

It's called 'having even numbers'.

Step 2: Fill Caldari Militia with Spais and Traitors:
The center of gravity of an enemy must be destroyed if he is to be defeated. The Caldari center of gravity was not super easy missions and plexes, it was not thousands of afk plexing alts. Their center of gravity was militia cohesion. First, CCP chatgris recruited Caldari FC Super Chair into QCATS. Once indoctrinated in "The way of the MewGÇ¥, he went back to Caldari militia. But from that point on he was our man and it was his job to destabilize the Caldari State Capturing alliance and their allies. He had some success, and eventually he took his alliance and his friends off to Amarr space so that we could capture all the systems more quickly.

How is this not locked for trolling yet? Reported.

More importantly, he was able to reprogram Caldari rats to attack Damar Rocarion on our command.

... and 3 days later .... they lost 4 systems and 4 about to come ....

We have.

It's called 'having even numbers'.

... and 3 days later .... they lost 4 systems and 4 about to come ....

Seriously...stop...posting...your...over...use...of...ellipses...is...annoying

reverts to a child

A highly comical post

A good read indeed hohoho. Allthough the part about Bolsterbomb could be true...

. You think that upsets us? Hell no!

A good read indeed hohoho. Allthough the part about Bolsterbomb could be true...

Also, Caldari forum warriors, the more you come on here and keep bringing up same old arguments about same old FW topics, the more you welcome posts like this from X Gal and co. Cant you see? THEYRE LAUGHING AT US MAN!

State Protectorate used to be where all the kool kids went... Now we are just the smelly kid in the corner of the classroom who stinks of p*ss and has those big snotty candlesticks dangling down from its nose getting laughed at by the 'bigger boyz'. Bah!

confirming this is how we look at you guys

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How about the huge troll post that is the OP. Just more proof that frog mil is CCPs militia of choice.

If you'd step back and take a look, you'll notice a lot of caldari enjoying the post with Gallente. It's meant to be funny.

I laughed. +1 X G

Personally, I am disappointed in you for not banning Ohishi.

ccp chatgris swing the ban hammer \o/

I think this post is inappropiate.

How about the huge troll post that is the OP. Just more proof that frog mil is CCPs militia of choice.

please come bk gavin and sort caldari out we want fights

THIS please Mr Goodrich

I'm not even in FW anymore, but even I'd agree the "Squids" need someone like Gav to get them back up and running fleets. Gone, it seems are the heady days when Gal Mill and State Pro would draw swords in OMS and Tama...

ahhhh... the good old days

THIS please Mr Goodrich

u caldari guys are idiots u had just as many gunless frigs plexing for ur tier5s so dont kid urself the same farmers flip flopping between malitias and as for the amarrian piping up u guys did same with nulli so humm boot hurts wen its on other foot?

Oh please. Let's not lie either here. We had to deal with many more gunless farmers because the entire winmatar farming army invaded our space. 3/4th of the farmers were winmatar and almost every system had at least one or two of em plexing at any time given. I know lots of calmil pvp'ers who left because they were sick of hunting down stabbed frigs.

Oh please. Let's not lie either here. We had to deal with many more gunless farmers because the entire winmatar farming army invaded our space. 3/4th of the farmers were winmatar and almost every system had at least one or two of em plexing at any time given. I know lots of calmil pvp'ers who left because they were sick of hunting down stabbed frigs.

Oh please. Let's not lie either here. We had to deal with many more gunless farmers because the entire winmatar farming army invaded our space. 3/4th of the farmers were winmatar and almost every system had at least one or two of em plexing at any time given. I know lots of calmil pvp'ers who left because they were sick of hunting down stabbed frigs.

I forgot to give credit where credit was due here. We needed a counter to the massive number of Caldari afk plexing alts, so we made sure that CCP Yttr did not give into the "you can't diagonal plex" crowd, and then we had Hans send us the Minmater plexing hordes. "The Horde" conducted their farming operations in a very professional manner and are to be commended.

lols i think ull find most of those minmatar farmers will have also had a caldari alt for wen u guys was turning things round and probably gallenete alts too, the farmers only cared bout which way a warzone was swinging and theyd move to that coz they knew theyd get a cash out for there time.

just one question if all the caldaris were leaving from chasing gunless frigs then who was it that was swinging the warzone to caldari t5s?

those rose tinted glasses need a clean mate

Minmatar no longer have plexing hoardes, they all joined the amarr :D

War is over. We sent them home.

How do we trick them into thinking home is Caldari?

How do we trick them into thinking home is Caldari?

It looks like somebody has already played that trick:

rowset name="VictoryPointsYesterday" key="factionID" columns="factionID,factionName,victoryPoints"
factionID="500001" factionName="Caldari State" victoryPoints="23400"
factionID="500003" factionName="Amarr Empire" victoryPoints="23320"
factionID="500002" factionName="Minmatar Republic" victoryPoints="18740"
factionID="500004" factionName="Gallente Federation" victoryPoints="17440"

Hmmm, could it be that CCP's game design doesn't suck after all? Could it be that all the farmers switched to Amarr/Caldari because they had lots of systems to plex? Could it be that this will continue until all non-home systems are flipped? After that, could it be that the farmers will switch to Gallente/Minmatar and the cycle will repeat? We have seen this before, we will see this again.

PS This is unacceptable. CCP chatgris has also just finished work on our new secret weapon dubbed Caldari Prime Project. This weapon will let us change the Caldari faction standings of all members of a corp or alliance to -10. We were going to test it out on NAERY, but we decided that they are too remote of an example to demonstrate the power of our fully operational super weapon. Instead CCP Ammon Dei, CCP Juan Rayo, CCP Mitch Taylor, CCP Tekitha, and CCP Julianus Soter have decided we will demonstrate our new weapon against Happy Endings and EVOKE unless they cease and desist from running any fleet larger than 3 pod pilots.

Gallente Victor, We come for our ISK!

Could it be that any game design that depends on farmers with cloaks & stabs to win a Sov War, whom have nothing to do with FW outside of farming LP is bad?

Hmmm, could it be that CCP's game design doesn't suck after all? Could it be that all the farmers switched to Amarr/Caldari because they had lots of systems to plex? Could it be that this will continue until all non-home systems are flipped? After that, could it be that the farmers will switch to Gallente/Minmatar and the cycle will repeat? We have seen this before, we will see this again.

One important detail omitted from the OP - How did Bolsterbomb get his fleets repeatedly slaughtered without giving away that he was a spy? He talked his pilots into repeatedly attacking arguably the strongest position that Gallente held at that time, Nennamaila with fantasies of taking the system. A brilliant plan indeed.

It used to be designed that way until we saw how much of an advantage it was for the Caldari. So, we had our devs fix that for us. Now farmers matter a little bit (just enough so Caldari think they are competitive), but not enough for them overtake our side. If they get out of hand (out of hand meaning the Gallente start failcascading) we'll adjust something about the plexing mechanic.

Problem is that current system puts all isk grinding farmers to one side, ...

This is not a problem because all the farmers run plexes for the Gallente. It will only be an issue for FW if and when they switch sides and run plexes for Caldari. At that point we'll have the devs adjust the mechanics so they come back to our side.

This is not a problem because all the farmers run plexes for the Gallente. It will only be an issue for FW if and when they switch sides and run plexes for Caldari. At that point we'll have the devs adjust the mechanics so they come back to our side.

Can you explain why you hired alliance to take systems for caldari, what is idea behind this master plan?

((I think Super Chair is coming back, if not, whoops :). But the saga must continue! ))

...not understanding metagame...

Strategy for Total Warzone Domination:

Lose systems hand over fist and get knocked down from T4 to T2 in the space of a few weeks, solely because a decently-sized alliance joined Caldari and evened the numbers.

I guess BlobCats and Spiritus Draconis can go back to Minmatard and farm free LP, right? Oh wait...

LOL!

FW is working fine , only thing you need to make it work on some how is to hire 700+ member veteran 0.0 alliance with enough super caps. This just proves how good FW is for new players and how it offers good playground for small pvp.

i bet this is CCP way to 'reset' systems after their fuckup wihtout affecting sandbox again !

Strategy for Total Warzone Domination:

Lose systems hand over fist and get knocked down from T4 to T2 in the space of a few weeks, solely because a decently-sized alliance joined Caldari and evened the numbers.

I guess BlobCats and Spiritus Draconis can go back to Minmatard and farm free LP, right? Oh wait...

LOL!

i dont get this some caldaris saying were getting shitcanned by a big alliance and then others saying weve hired evoke

It's better than the truth of "We held evoke off for a few days (mostly SOTF fighting hard in system and the US TZ deplexing in ev0kes off hours), finally got all systems and then stopped trying to hold all systems because, well, mission accomplished."

Also - does anyone actually think that? I thought BM was just trolling us. What possible reasons would there be to hire ev0ke to take caldari systems?

i dont get this some caldaris saying were getting shitcanned by a big alliance and then others saying weve hired evoke

Everyone in Galmil either lives in Cleveland, or wants to. True story.

While I appreciate you trying to sweep some of our key strategery techniques under the rug with these mistruths and such, in this thread we are being completely honest to help the other militias learn how to play this game. Please don't mislead them again.

Strategy for Total Warzone Domination:

Lose systems hand over fist and get knocked down from T4 to T2 in the space of a few weeks, solely because a decently-sized alliance joined Caldari and evened the numbers.

I guess BlobCats and Spiritus Draconis can go back to Minmatard and farm free LP, right? Oh wait...

LOL!

Now, with his assistance, we shall drive them from their market hubs. Revealing the true power of commerce that is Dodixie.

>implying, regardless of the humorous context of this thread, that Dodixie isn't actually the new Jita

You are honestly one of the most humourless and bitter pilots I've ever seen in EVE Online. I honestly think you should leave factional warfare because it obviously isn't providing you with the relaxation, enjoyment or entertainment that a video game should, and it can't be fun being this upset all the time.

Watching Gallente failcascade in hilarious fashion after talking a huge amount of smack on the forums has been an ongoing source of entertainment for myself and the rest of Caldari Militia.

How am I upset?

Watching Gallente failcascade in hilarious fashion after talking a huge amount of smack on the forums has been an ongoing source of entertainment for myself and the rest of Caldari Militia.

Meanwhile, you become so upset and angry at your continual failure in PVP that you made a tear-drenched thread begging the rest of the player community for help.

Failcascade.....hmmmm..... no large corps or alliances left (the Squid special), no corps or alliances war dec'ing eachother (another SquidMil fail move), good fights, ungodly amount of LP earned, and no Finish forum queens.

I fail to see how GalMil is failcscading.

I only see you talking big and bad riding the shirttails of the Alliance giving the good fights and plexing systems down. Good job. ::Slow clap::

The Gallente failbads specifically claimed that they'd use their massive numerical superiority to cap every Caldari and Amarr system 'until there was none left'.Now that we're approaching even numbers (thanks to Ev0ke), Gallente have been completely humiliated as they frantically abandon system after system and don't even have the luxury of going back to Minmatar to farm free LP and cheap ganks.

Ev0ke provided the numbers in Black Rise and ensured Gallente couldn't continue to blob with outrageously one-sided odds.

I personally plexed down and flipped Hysera, Hasmajaila, Oto and Nagamanan (along with the half dozen or so Caldari who actually live in the pipe). Gallente tried to defend, but failed miserably whenever they couldn't field a 2v1 advantage:

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16017540

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16039566

The last one was a 14v16 cruiser fight but Gallente are so terrible at PVP that they couldn't manage to get a single kill with their armour/logi fleet.

Can this thread die already? All the humor/things worth reading were on the first couple of pages...

Whining about blobbing and uneven numbers is the refuge of the insecure. It's somewhat illustrative that you're complaining about it (which is pretty lame in and of itself, given that outnumbering an enemy is a perfectly valid tactical advantage which almost every successful alliance and corporation in EVE besides Rooks and Kings - who make a point to intentionally fight outnumbered - have used), and then bring up Ev0ke, who have been observed to drop forty Thrashers on a small plex.

It's also pretty funny that you're outright admitting Caldari are only winning because an 800-man nullsec alliance joined you. Even X Gallentius wouldn't have been so uncharitable.



In a war, you're always going to lose some battles. I could bring up the cruiser fight in which you engaged two T1 DPS cruisers and two T1 logis with a 2v1 advantage and only managed to kill the Logi ships after you lost a Navy Omen, and didn't even manage to stop the DPS cruisers from warping out, or the fight in which you couldn't kill ten frigates in five destroyers and an AF.

But I'm not going to, because you win some and you lose some, and your childish behaviour ("Gallente failbads?" Seriously?) basically proves my point about being miserable and bitter.

Back on topic, exactly HOW did Gallente take the remaining systems (for a whole day)? That's right, they systematically blobbed each system one at a time after setting up a POS for links/spare ships and invariably ran from even fights and hid until they could come back with double the numbers. Look at what happened to you in Hasmajalia time and time again. No wonder you're so angry.

LOL@the tearful wall of text...

While it's amusing that you acknowledge that Caldari is 'winning', once this is solely because Ev0ke provided the numbers Caldari needed to approach parity with the Gallente failblob.

Back on topic, exactly HOW did Gallente take the remaining systems (for a whole day)? That's right, they systematically blobbed each system one at a time after setting up a POS for links/spare ships and invariably ran from even fights and hid until they could come back with double the numbers. Look at what happened to you in Hasmajalia time and time again. No wonder you're so angry.

Welcome your new Overlords Squids, soon enough we'll be taking your women.

LOL@the tearful wall of text...

While it's amusing that you acknowledge that Caldari is 'winning', once this is solely because Ev0ke provided the numbers Caldari needed to approach parity with the Gallente failblob.

Back on topic, exactly HOW did Gallente take the remaining systems (for a whole day)? That's right, they systematically blobbed each system one at a time after setting up a POS for links/spare ships and invariably ran from even fights and hid until they could come back with double the numbers. Look at what happened to you in Hasmajalia time and time again. No wonder you're so angry.

LoL@Bragging about wins that have 2 Blackbirds and another with a Falcon. [/clap]

Anyhow, this child is tiring me, and frankly makes my brain hurt with his tired and repetitive LoL you bad LoL you blob insults. How do you block on forums?

Since you like killboards so much, let's compare Militias shall we. November, GalMil wins by a bit. December, GalMil wins by a bit, January, even with the introduction of your saviors (by the way another LoL@ you think we outnumbered you by 800) we are whooping your ass by a huge margin. Every single one of those months we destroy way more isk and lose more Isk, because we fight the big fights. We bring the fight (whelp according to you) to nullsec alliances, gain respect across the eve-verse as you guys are happy about taking a few systems. [Slow clap] Wow, you must be so proud that you can win outnumbered while being able to jam out almost half the enemy fleet and taking some systems.

Yes, you've unmasked our secret. It was so easy to use the blob tactic you have figured out. We do it all the time and squids never do it. I don't know why we abandonned this strategy. It is clearly the only way to win eve. But, anyway I guess we have now lent it to you. Tier 0 here we come

Anyhow, this child is tiring me, and frankly makes my brain hurt with his tired and repetitive LoL you bad LoL you blob insults. How do you block on forums?

You realise Falcons can't enter Novice Plexes, right? Less lies please.

The two Blackbirds were against a larger gang with no less than three Logis.

Gallente STILL outnumber Caldari. Look at the FW statistics in-game.

Not to mention that a huge number of Caldari's nominal figure is made up of random non-contributing players who entered FW on a goof and choose Caldari because that's their starting race or it's close to Jita, where they live.

Checking checking checking...Nope doesn't say plex size on killboard. So we'll take the Falcon out of the equation, hmmm looking at the first couple deaths/kills of the fight on your side, the killmails show 5-6 GalMil pilots. Then we look at your killmails, and we see numbers ranging from 5-7, So it was an even fight AND you had logi frigs. So not only is not a "fair" fight, you had the number advantage, as well as the fleet comp advantage. It's funny though cause you never hear GalMil complaining about losing, that is your tactic. You must lose A LOT to be so proud of this kill report.
(http://www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16017540)

So only YOUR figures are skewed my non-contributing members or because it's their starting race? Or null sec carebear farmers? Shoot I have 2 GalMil alts.

And so what if we have a hundred or so more "players" then you, we have FOUR THOUSAND MORE KILLS. That's right, 4000. None of our 10 top killers have less then 200 kills, when your militia's TOP killer has 190. So you go spouting your stupid "Damar" misleading arguments and your stupid LoL yo. No one believes them, your own militia isn't even stepping up to the plate for you. I am done with you, get served.



@Andreus, thanks doing that now.

So only YOUR figures are skewed my non-contributing members or because it's their starting race? Or null sec carebear farmers? Shoot I have 2 GalMil alts.

1- Caldari are BY FAR the most common starting race

2- Jita (in Caldari highsec) is BY FAR the single biggest trade hub in Eve

3- Caldari Militia probably has more non-contributing random players than the next two militias combined for those two reasons alone





Unsurprisingly, it turns out you are just another terrible Gallente failbad whose idea of 'PVP' involves camping highsec stations in a Tornado, along with Corina's 2 neutral Guardians, neutral Damnation booster and neutral Domi repper ...

www.eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=38166&view=kills&m=1&y=2013

Why are the worst Gallente players always the most vocal on the forums?

In before tear ocean and accusations of CCP bias over the medal.

notice caldari medal was given to over 4000

and ours less than 2000 ahhh what an achievement guys

If he is following his standard troll and retreat tactics he has started attacking my killboard. All have to say about that, I live in Nisuwa, come at me bro.

Once again, most of your kills this month are from camping highsec stations with Corina's two neutral Guardians, neutral damnation booster and neutral Domi repper.

You are terrible. Anything you have to say about PVP, Faction Warfare or Eve in general is irrelevant.

LOL@all the lies and excuses...you are terrible at PVP and anything you have to say is inadmissaable.

You even fail at ganking in highsec with neutral logis and booster:

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15632247

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15632248

Wasnt the last two pages about you complaining about him being good at ganking in highsec?

Also, he is a scrub. LG slaves? HG or gtfo

LOL@all the lies and excuses...you are terrible at PVP and anything you have to say is inadmissaable.

You even fail at ganking in highsec with neutral logis and booster:

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15632247

www.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15632248

Come at me bro. Seriously. Come at me.

All you got is trash talk and too scared to back it up. You're skirting the challenge.

Why, please tell me why, I would use logi with a 0 resist 0 buffer Nado? You wouldn't. You'd have a fit if you looked at my burn Hisec campaign a couple months ago, 108 kills in Jita and Icho or something like that.

Anyhow, I am the scrub challenging you and you're the elite attempting forum PVP instead. Looks really good on you bub. Don't worry I watched listed you, if your to scared to come annd fight, Ill come after you instead.

I wondered why there are no good Polish jokes anymore, it's cause they're all about the Fins these days, and the punchline as always Squatdog.

So you want me to stumble into a gatecamp in Lituria for some 'PVP' that involves you running away from anything Corina's 2 neutral Guardians, neutral Damnation booster and neutral Domi repper can't handle?

How about you quit hiding behind neutral reps in Highsec and come to LowSec where the PVP is?

How about you quit hiding behind your trash talk, lies, and excuses and simply come at me, bro.

Hey guys! Fight at the swingsets after school!