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MOOstradamus
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:40:00 -
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This is an [AUCTION] but unlike the regular spam that usually frequents these boards.
On Offer:
- 17,0000,000,000.00 ISK (approx.)
- Mountains of Minerals & Tech II components
- 10 x Tech II Ships
- 2 x Tech II module BPO's
Bidding Rules:
There aren't any.
Auction End:
Downtime, October 7th 2005.
Reason:
Teasing CCP & Inflexible GM Support.
Feel free to use your imagination when making bids ...
MOOrovingian "Following & supporting EVE (since Jan 2001) is like wiping your arse with sandpaper."
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NTRabbit
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:43:00 -
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Two cases of my homebrew (1x Coopers Bavarian Lager and 1x Tooheys Dark Ale) and a female 18 year old virgin
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irc.coldfront.com - #eve-online - Channel Ops, the bastard unrecognised siblings of CRC ='[ |
benwallace
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:44:00 -
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I bid 3 towels and 1x special edition benwallace's ibis
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ElDiablo
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:51:00 -
[4]
I bid a one way ticket straight to hell.
ElDiablo
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Mad Mackem
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:52:00 -
[5]
I Bid one large tub of sherbet lemons 
Regards
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Myadra
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:54:00 -
[6]
I bid 100k for 500m of the isk !
and one of my pods !! very rare item ...
Myadra's Capsule & a Amarr shuttle named, Golden Nugget !
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.06.29 18:59:00 -
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1 X my virginity (still in tact)
1 X my soul (stained but useable  )
2 X my household pets
1 X inertial stabiliser I
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Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |
Paul Smith
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:01:00 -
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i offer 17m isk for the lot
AKA Galaxy Mann |
Demetrius Carnigie
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:03:00 -
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my eternal love and devotion, my mother as a sex/person slave for 6 months, a ride on my dog and a cookie
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Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:06:00 -
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Edited by: Elve Sorrow on 29/06/2005 19:08:08
EDIT: No, nvm. Ill come up with a funny one in a tick. Say, after another 4 beers or so. Gimme 10mins.
/Elve
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Panzer Faust
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:08:00 -
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hmm i bid myself, thats enough? 
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Alexei Djukov
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:09:00 -
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A video dedicated to your accomplishments, and time spent in eve.
Course I'd need some info on what you actually have done in eve to put that together
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My Excel Sheet
Black Lance Forums |
Eli Whitney
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:10:00 -
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10 cases of beer.
Years subscription to playboy.
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Raith
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:11:00 -
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Edited by: Raith on 29/06/2005 19:12:27
Because i'm a RL famous person who makes films and stuff, and I will call my next movie 'M00stradamus - Dominator of worlds' and then make a sequel, 'M00stradamus - he gave me stuff' :)
...and the fact that i'm luverly!!!!
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Dark Shikari
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:12:00 -
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I offer... a better video, dedicated to your life and accomplishments.
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Dark Shikari: POS Consultant!
Want your POS to make money like mine do? I've designed POSs that make upwards of 50 million a day in profit--each! Just call me up--no ubermoons required! |
Jurushy
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:12:00 -
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i bid a 1m¦ air
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Alzaria Lassem
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:18:00 -
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Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and **** my sister!
If you follow my meaning
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ParMizaN
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:19:00 -
[18]
 Originally by: budman905
Originally by: ParMizaN
1 X my virginity (still in tact)
1 X my soul (stained but useable )
2 X my household pets
1 X inertial stabiliser I
OMG! par, u said that your virginity wasent in tact last night...
Any way i bid 1 Secret video tape of parmizan and MAXSuicide in the shower together. 
how... did you know!??
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Run and fall or stand in line, in the end what's your's is mine |
fairimear
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:22:00 -
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i bid. er.
The first beer to be chilled by exposure to the vacume of deepspace.
Also a life time supply of air.
this comes with the guarenty that if u die by suffication your lfetime supply shall be continued with any near relations.
Note: if the first space beer is lost to space itis still yours, you just have to find it so there will be no compensation with another space beer.
Also the quality of the air can not be guarentied and death by causes related to air polution other than lack of said air voids the guarenty.
(\_/)
(O.o)
(> <) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world Domination.
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MAXSuicide
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:22:00 -
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Originally by: ParMizaN
Originally by: budman905
Originally by: ParMizaN
1 X my virginity (still in tact)
1 X my soul (stained but useable )
2 X my household pets
1 X inertial stabiliser I
OMG! par, u said that your virginity wasent in tact last night...
Any way i bid 1 Secret video tape of parmizan and MAXSuicide in the shower together.
how... did you know!??
why do i know none of this?
Parm drugged me i think
My vids and random stuff |
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budman905
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:23:00 -
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I was hiding in the closet with my video camera since you invited Max round instead of me 
I thought we were lovers par?
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Gerome Doutrande
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:24:00 -
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i bid switching to trillian as irc client and extensively using the provided emoticons for the duration of one month, without publicly showing my great pain doing that.
also, 
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:25:00 -
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50 mills!
"ooooohh theres nothing wrong with killer robots from venus" |
Berious
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:26:00 -
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I bid: Spending the money and resources to make lots of people's EVE life a misery.
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BloodSpoon
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:30:00 -
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thats a good idea....take revenge on everyone that killed you or annoyed you
"ooooohh theres nothing wrong with killer robots from venus" |
Gunship
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:36:00 -
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I bid this...
I use the rest of my living eve days to kill the CCP n00bs that makes life hell for good PvP'ers like yourself.
I wil also use the fonds, to do all out war against any corp or alliance of your chosing (apart from [5] - kida stupid to kill myself)..
last but not least, I rather you STAYED in the game and keept fighting 
Should you deside to go (and regardless if I can use your fonds to kill the carebears or not) the very best of luck to you...
CCP Petition! |
Elve Sorrow
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:37:00 -
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The promise to petition every shiploss that i bought with that money and try to keep the GMs busy as long as i possibly can?
/Elve
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Deakin Frost
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:39:00 -
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I bid a banana and a coconut.
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LoxyRider
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:40:00 -
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A leaving video of your portrait and various "Moo" noises playing for at least two minutes.
Originally by: Future Script
Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Eris Discordia; I think the proper term is <3
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Firstname Lastname
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Posted - 2005.06.29 19:46:00 -
[30]
I'll bid
* 17,0000,000,000.00 ISK (approx.)
* Mountains of Minerals & Tech II components
* 10 x Tech II Ships
* 2 x Tech II module BPO's
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