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Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.21 02:44:00 -
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Hello everyone,
I'm here to talk to you about the new Heretic Nation's Amamake welcoming committee. Simply fly to Amamake and witness for yourself the wonderful and friendly services we have to offer. Come and experience everything from Smartbombing gate hugs, Tornado kisses, Drone swarms of love, and mirrorgod's awkward sexual advances in Amamake today! We at the Heretic Nation believe you too could take part in all the love and care we have to offer you. Schedule a visit today and we promise you an explosively good time your killboard will never forget!
If you have any questions or comments on the services we offer, or would be interested in our pilot's reward program, please private message Atom Deathstroke for more information.
Sincerely,
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
Amun Khonsu
Royal Order of Security Specialists
Late Night Alliance
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Posted - 2013.01.21 11:25:00 -
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I would like to extend a special thanks to Heretics that come to Kourmonen to fight us. 
Im too D*** lazy to goto Amamake.
Fight them until turmoil is no more and strike terror into their hearts.
www.ross-fw.net
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Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.21 16:42:00 -
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As we would love to thank you and all of your fellow alliance mates that are regulars to the Heretic Nation's services. 19 of your fellow alliance members received first class treatment from several of our veteran specialists as well as new trainees last month alone. Almost half of which opted for our pod popping service to rejuvenate their clones and make them feel young again.
We hope to see more member of the late night alliance feel welcome in Amamake and if your interested, please contact me for group discounts and custom private packages.
Sincerely,
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
Zeus Maximo
Mentally Assured Destruction
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Posted - 2013.01.21 22:19:00 -
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Yay!!! Brothers from other Mothers!!!!!!! Go Heretic Nation!
Best ship and pod rerouting operators in the game!
<3 UWof |
Roricus Shaishi
Perkone
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.01.21 22:31:00 -
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Best experince of being podded so far. Would only like to add that give people hope of getting away. Then crush that hope. Would be a lot better. |
Darius Brinn
Iberians
Iberians.
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Posted - 2013.01.22 13:35:00 -
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I have very little time to play and I haven't been podded since november 2010, despite my best efforts.
I'm getting increasingly worried, but there are 13 jumps between my old and dirty pod and the wonderful services that you advertise.
What could you suggest in this regard?
Do you do outcalls? |
Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.22 14:28:00 -
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Darius Brinn wrote:I have very little time to play and I haven't been podded since november 2010, despite my best efforts.
I'm getting increasingly worried, but there are 13 jumps between my old and dirty pod and the wonderful services that you advertise.
What could you suggest in this regard?
Do you do outcalls?
Hello Darius!
The Heretic Nation deals with many pilots in your situation. In fact, this week we dispatched over 100 pods! We currently have a promotion for the instapop pod express service near the Ossogur gate in Amamake. When in Local use the promotion code "PODmyFACE" for an instant service request.
If you have any further questions, or would like to make a private reservation, please feel free to contact me at anytime!
Sincerely,
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
Christine Peeveepeeski
The Imperial Fedaykin
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Posted - 2013.01.22 17:09:00 -
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I highly recommend the services available in amamake. Are you in need of taking off those pesky mining implants and turning your clone into a piractical menace armed with new implants? Clear them in amamake. Speed of service is fantastic and you'll get playful and entirely unhurtful banter at the same time!
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Cat Casidy
Percussive Diplomacy
Samurai Pizza Cats
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Posted - 2013.01.22 19:45:00 -
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Will these services be including the ever popular frigate fridays any time soon?
SLAPD - Star Scientist, I science stars
SLAPD is recruiting -áhttps://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2360715&#post2360715 |
Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.22 22:47:00 -
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Hello Cat,
We will be bringing back the Frigate Friday promotion again sometime soon as well as other popular promotions like "Sexual Advance Switch4 Saturday" and "Battle Orca October". Please keep on eye on the Heretic Nation Forum for the latest news and events.
Thank you,
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2013.01.22 23:33:00 -
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I fly through that place often. You're doing what....where? Seriously though....lol |
Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.23 00:13:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:I fly through that place often. You're doing what....where? Seriously though....lol
Hi HoleySheet1,
Due to high traffic and demand, we can not guarantee our services 24/7. However, if you schedule a visit, we will be happy to assist you.
Thank you,
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
Ivan Joukov
The Wings of Maak
Defiant Legacy
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Posted - 2013.01.23 12:46:00 -
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Heretic Army is active again in Amamake ? First news here. Amamake / Osoggur gate is friendly as any other low sec gate for months now, stop to think you are the big evil you are inactive as ****.
-áDavai!
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Victory Vinco
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.01.23 13:51:00 -
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I remember you guys from a fail gank on gate. Thanks for free salvage? I'd link the kill mail, but I was told I'm no longer allowed to troll CnP on main :( |
Atom Deathstroke
Heretic University
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.23 14:38:00 -
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Ivan Joukov wrote: Heretic Army is active again in Amamake ? First news here. Amamake / Osoggur gate is friendly as any other low sec gate for months now, stop to think you are the big evil you are inactive as ****.
Hello Ivan,
I'm very sad to hear that your last experience was unpleasant in Amamake. However, we have recently improved all of our services and have recently increased the number of service specialists so that we may provide support 24/7. For instance, this week we have already serviced over 500 happy customers totaling over 14 billion in revenue. ( http://kb.heretic-army.biz/?a=home ) I urge you to have another visit and come see all that Heretic Nation has to offer you in Amamake.
For a free consultation please feel free to contact me at anytime.
Atom Deathstroke
Public Relations Manager
Heretic University |
HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
160
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Posted - 2013.01.23 18:33:00 -
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Victory Vinco wrote:I remember you guys from a fail gank on gate. Thanks for free salvage? I'd link the kill mail, but I was told I'm no longer allowed to troll CnP on main :(
Someone is trying to troll....unsuccessfully.
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Karl Planck
Heretic Army
Heretic Nation
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Posted - 2013.01.23 19:10:00 -
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ROFL, this thread is going places. I encourage folks reading this to stop by the public section of our forums to witness more of Atom's exemplary PR work.
Low-sec Best-sec |
HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil
The Marmite Collective
160
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Posted - 2013.01.24 13:01:00 -
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Amamake was pretty full last night. Flew through, said hi to some peeps and left. True story. |
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