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Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
15
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Posted - 2013.01.27 08:43:00 -
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Get deeply matched with your new Corporation on 29 Dimensions.
Traditional online recruitment can be challenging for those looking to find a corporation that lasts. Of all the 0,0 PvP or Lowsec corps you may find, very few will be compatible with you specifically, and it can be difficult to determine the level of compatibility of a potential partner through methods of conventional recruitment services GÇô browsing forums, the recruitment channel, or through interactions in game.
TLDR: End Game PVP Without The Game Ending Blob
eHarmony is committed to helping unemployed PvPers find love every day, and with over 70 registered members, we are confident in our ability to do so.
4 reasons why eHarmony Inc. is the right match for you:
#1) You are reading this recruitment post and wondering how much I copied word for word from the dating website.
#2) Meanwhile you have 4 EVE clients open as you single handedly grief some helpless Sov-carebears with a pimped out Machariel, Loki/Tengu Boosts, and a falcon alt.
#3) You yearn to hotdrop your Triage Archon into a hopelessly outnumbered situation at every possibly opportunity.
#4) etc.
Like many of the members of the Dating site, our EVE corporation eHarmony Inc. has really let itself go in the last few months. A quick glance at Eve-Kill statistics reveals our efficiency has dropped from a lean, mean 85% to a slightly saggy 60%. Does this mean we have lost our Mojo? Hell no! So what if we like midnight trips to the freezer to slouch over a bowl of Chunky Monkey Ice cream, at least we are happy!
The truth is, as a friend group, this corporation has progressed beyond the sophomoric stage of needing to look good on the outside to attract and retain members. We have a highly experienced, highly funded, and highly motivated core group of players. A faction BS or Capital loss doesn't phase us if the fight was good. That is not to say we aren't competitive. The average eHarmony member has at one point or another run their own corporation, been a lead FC, has multiple accounts, multiple capitals and years of experience.
I will not bother spitting out a long boring list of how good our ratting space is and how complete our SRP is and how laid back we are.
What sets us apart is that we can provide an experience that you will remember 6 months after you think you have quit eve for the final time.
Remember that time our quick nano gang snagged a Legio carrier in an Anom? Local was at 27 and we only had a a few Vagas, sabres, and a Curse to hold him down. Every member of the fleet perfectly snapped into the roll they were most needed. Our Sabre pilot spent 15 minutes bubbling enemy reinforcement carriers into their station as our rapier called for drones so he could web the carrier's fighters and quickly kill them. At the last possible minute our Sabre pilot retreated to the Anom where we had caught the carrier and threw a final bubble up catching enemy reinforcements 100KM off letting us bag the kills and get out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-Gof_dyGoY
Or how about that time we jumped in destroyers to engage a kity Tier3 fleet? We caught their boost alt off the gate bagging a decent kill and even managed to take out an oracle in a good old fashioned brawl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqt56xthtFM&list=UUqgV2FHGw3ySHZ3p3zmya8g&index=3
How about when we started really flexing our muscles running alpha nado fleets against the large sov entities?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51qGjDd3NI
By joining today you will gain access to an experience. You will instantly be pulled into a pitched fight of swirling alliances for the control of the Almur constellation in Molden Heath Lowsec. Backroom dealing with some shady Russians:
Quote:[17:17:11] XXXXXX > and i can say immidatly. We wount promise any profit right now. We need to finish work before split "killed bear"
You will rule the nights as an invincible link in our armor Tech3 fleets spreading terror to all who oppose us for regions in each direction.
You will act as a guerrilla fighter during the days. Striking targets of opportunity hard before slipping away from the hordes.
EVE will have meaning again.
Love is out there, We can help you find it.
Contact Pollychrest for a free trial!
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Siukon
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2013.01.27 10:56:00 -
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Sometimes we cant figure out witch machs to take out :( arty or auto. |
Jordanna Bauer
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
38
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Posted - 2013.01.27 11:59:00 -
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What about the time we caught a Cascade Chimera outside of their POS shields? They thought it would be a good idea to cyno to their POS next door to our home system when we had eyes in system. Suffice to say, it didn't end well for them. Here's a video of the encounter, now with 100% more Jack White (Pollychrest's boyfriend):
http://youtu.be/d_JcWXQnIQ4
Anyway, I joined Brushie with a real life friend back in April of 2012. My character was just under a year old, and I had absolutely zero experience in nullsec. The only PvP I had ever done was the odd suicide gank or boot around lowsec with cheap frigates. Basically, I jumped right into the deep end, and I can't say I would have preferred it any other way. Basically the reason that I've enjoyed my time in Eve so much is thanks to the great people in this alliance, who have helped me grow as a player and have been with me on every step my character's journey since I joined. Whether you're a newer player looking to take the next step in your PvP career or a bitter vet looking to settle down, eHarmony has something to cater to everyone.
Oh, and when we move into a new system, we don't **** around:
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/8243/allinadayswork.png |
Uruz Rune
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
2
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Posted - 2013.01.27 12:46:00 -
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Can confirm I found true love through eHarmony. Bauer boobs = best boobs. |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
24
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Posted - 2013.01.27 16:47:00 -
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Little example of awesomeness:
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=15281567
I could write a few pages about this one especially, but I think the BR is enough hint of how much fun this was.
Also:
Join us if you are german, i don't want to be the only one that has to take those nasty jokes about his accent!
GET TO DA RECRUITA!
EDIT:
I second the bauer boobs, if you ever encounter a char that has a rack of doomsdays on her chest, you have probably run into one of the Bauer-Alts!
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Morgan Isherwood
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
0
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Posted - 2013.01.27 22:25:00 -
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Camper101 wrote:EDIT:
I second the bauer boobs, if you ever encounter a char that has a rack of doomsdays on her chest, you have probably run into one of the Bauer-Alts!
I have absolutely no idea what you're on about. |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
24
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Posted - 2013.01.28 14:46:00 -
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Morgan Isherwood wrote:Camper101 wrote:EDIT:
I second the bauer boobs, if you ever encounter a char that has a rack of doomsdays on her chest, you have probably run into one of the Bauer-Alts! I have absolutely no idea what you're on about.
Nice... eyes.
And everyone else: If you want kill splitted bear, have a chat with Polly, maybe he can tell you whatever the f*ck that means!
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
16
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Posted - 2013.01.28 21:02:00 -
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Here's just a quick update on what you have missed the last 2 days being lame in some other Corporation instead of being LEGENDARY in eHarmony.
LOL TENGU Killing carebears in our home system is always fun!
Logistics Massacre The battle report is a bit screwy since we killed the scimitar well after the guardians. Those shady russians!
Roam Success! Sometimes you go on a 30 jump Nano roam and don't get any good ganks until 1 jump from home =D.
POS Sieging is fun! PL doesn't know it yet but we have declared POS war on them. They are losing.
Rorqual Down I think this one is self explanatory.
In eHarmony you're going to like the way you look; I guarantee it. |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
24
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Posted - 2013.01.29 07:36:00 -
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Bit old, but worth a bump:
After finding a Wormhole straight into the carebearing heart of SOLAR:
Seems like this poor guy tried to hero-save the system, but eHarmony's true love can't be stopped.
http://brushiebrushiebrushie.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=15929677
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Jordanna Bauer
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
38
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Posted - 2013.01.29 23:43:00 -
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We don't always black ops drop AFK boost Lokis on gate, but when we do, they come fully equipped with 3b pods.
http://brushiebrushiebrushie.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16148595
http://brushiebrushiebrushie.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16148596 |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
17
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Posted - 2013.01.30 18:23:00 -
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A recruit I was talking to last night mentioned that his two biggest concerns about lowsec were this:
#1) How do we make money?
Well the answer is multifaceted. I will list a few methods that people use:
- PLEXing/Exploration: Just last night we ran an escalation that yielded over 1.2 Billion isk for a 7/10.
- Day tripping into WH's: The night before last 4 of us pulled 2ish Billion out of a C3
- Minmatar Level 5's: If you have a carrier you can pull a ridiculous amount of LP out of these.
#2) What about sec status?
For people who have never tried out the lowsec lifestyle this might be a concern.
Most of us stopped caring about our main's sec status and just use alts to deliver ships. We have 3-5 active JF pilots running logistics for about 30-40 guys so getting your stuff moved is never an issue. Just think about all the isk you will make when you decide to rat your sec back up some point in the future! |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
24
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Posted - 2013.01.31 08:08:00 -
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We don't always camp gates in lowsec.
But when we do, PL drops multiple supers on us and lose their cyno ships without catching one of us.
http://brushiebrushiebrushie.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16161461
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
17
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Posted - 2013.01.31 17:26:00 -
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Last night was fun. We noticed a nearby low sec corp was active shooting a POCO or something so the call went out to fleet up! The doctrine of choice was armor Tech III's but a lot of our main line guys weren't active so we had to make due somewhat.
Our fleet:
3 X Loki
2 X Proteus
1 X Absolution
3 X Guardian
2 X Oneiros
We chose to bring a high proportion of logistics because the enemy POCO fleet had approximately 12-15 guys in it and we would be giving them the advantage of fighting in their home system. Once we arrived we gave them 5 minutes to ship up then dragged the fight to the gate to avoid the perils of the undock.
They undocked a similar fleet composition with approximately:
4-5 X Loki
1 X Proteus
1 X Zealot
3 X Guardians
With an Ashimnu and a Falcon coming in later with possibly some other randoms as well.
We managed to put one of their guardians into low armor (I think he was dual boxing logi) then a zealot into low armor and finally the ashimnu when it landed into low armor. Unfortunately we were a bit lacking in the DPS department and couldn't finish the job. We cleared EC drones off the field but with more reinforcements and enemy jams/neuts on the field we de-agressed on gate and left before they got lucky.
I love these fights the hinge so much on logistics and will definitely be back for more. |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
17
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Posted - 2013.02.01 04:20:00 -
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My 3000th kill is currently #5 biggest kills on EVE Kill for the month of January! Ok, so what if it has only been February for 12 hours or whatever.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=16178701
While trying to bait a small gang near our home, a Machariel randomly landed on the gate the gang was camping. We decided that it would be a good time for us to take over the gate camp and netted the worst fit Machariel of the month to date! |
Dewa Pedang
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
10
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Posted - 2013.02.01 05:13:00 -
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Pollychrest wrote:A recruit I was talking to last night mentioned that his two biggest concerns about lowsec were this:
#1) How do we make money?
Well the answer is multifaceted. I will list a few methods that people use:
- PLEXing/Exploration: Just last night we ran an escalation that yielded over 1.2 Billion isk for a 7/10.
- Day tripping into WH's: The night before last 4 of us pulled 2ish Billion out of a C3
- Minmatar Level 5's: If you have a carrier you can pull a ridiculous amount of LP out of these.
#2) What about sec status?
For people who have never tried out the lowsec lifestyle this might be a concern.
Most of us stopped caring about our main's sec status and just use alts to deliver ships. We have 3-5 active JF pilots running logistics for about 30-40 guys so getting your stuff moved is never an issue. Just think about all the isk you will make when you decide to rat your sec back up some point in the future!
What if i want to mine in hisec?!?! what then?! |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
25
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Posted - 2013.02.01 09:52:00 -
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Dewa Pedang wrote:
What if i want to mine in hisec?!?! what then?!
Then you would get Concordokken before you can say "Veldspar" you ebil piwate!
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Jordanna Bauer
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
38
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Posted - 2013.02.05 04:35:00 -
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Muh sec status. |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
25
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Posted - 2013.02.06 14:43:00 -
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Jordanna Bauer wrote:Muh sec status.
In Jordanna's case security status is inversely proportional to bra-size.
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
max ericshaun
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
1
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Posted - 2013.02.09 19:18:00 -
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If you're looking for a group of people to play with that you can trust and get along with, you will find it here in Brushie. I was on the verge of quitting eve all together until Polly hit me up to join and this is the most fun I've had in eve in years. You will not be disappointed here.  |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
27
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Posted - 2013.02.09 20:36:00 -
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This is how we roll!
http://i.imgur.com/EKE5G.gif
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Jordanna Bauer
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
39
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Posted - 2013.02.11 18:11:00 -
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max ericshaun wrote:If you're looking for a group of people to play with that you can trust and get along with, you will find it here in Brushie. I was on the verge of quitting eve all together until Polly hit me up to join and this is the most fun I've had in eve in years. You will not be disappointed here.
This. I joined Brushie on a whim after logging in one day after months of being absent from the game. Being here has certainly changed my game experience and my outlook on other Eve players. |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
17
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Posted - 2013.02.12 03:37:00 -
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Boy oh boy do I have some fun killmails to link!
#1) Capital Fight:
The battle report is quite a bit off since we ended up killing some stuff before and after the fight.
Quick summary: after killing some Russian BS's, they undocked a decent armor BS fleet but this time with no Logi. The only way this could have screamed "TRIAGE HOTDROP INBOUND" louder is if they undocked their carriers. Their next move was to undock a carrier. We got dreads on standby and took the bait near a POCO that they planned on killing. Sure enough, their cyno went up and in came 2 Nidhoggurs, a Naglfar and a Moros. At this point we only had 2 dreads on standby so after a mad scramble we managed to get a third on.
The cyno went up and due to a bit of poor communication only one of our 3 dreads came through.... oh ****. We primaried the Moros and overheated. He exited siege to catch triage reps just as we hoped. Now it was a race Naglfar Vs. Naglfar. May the tallest Naglfar win!
Our Naglfar hit armor first but by this time our other two dreads warped in (FC was prepared to lose his **** at this point). Our Naglfar hit structure but had a DCU, while the Russian Nag was pure tracking fit. After the enemy Nag died, ours exited siege and got reps/cap from our guardians until he could warp off field. Our remaining 2 dreads killed off their carriers and finally their Moros.
#2) NEW FLEET DOCTRINE!
We couldn't get anyone to fight our Tech3 fleet so this is the best our EFT warriors could come up with. We haven't lost one yet!
#3) Copying is the Sincerest Form of Flattery?
Mafia had some success against our Tech3 fleets with their T1 Cruiser fleet so... why not. Turns out T1 Cruisers are the ****. A lot of EWAR kept their alpha nadoes from downing even a humble celestis and we still managed to catch quite a few of them. |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
27
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Posted - 2013.02.15 09:00:00 -
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You too can solo whole fleets in a ceptor(the Brutix, Kitsune, Rapier and Falcon don't show on the report)! Join us and ask "TROOOGDOOOOR" how it's done!
(You should never upset him by killing his sabres!)
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16383267
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
27
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Posted - 2013.02.18 09:09:00 -
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this Thread is in need of a bump *undocks Machariel*
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
max ericshaun
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
1
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Posted - 2013.02.19 23:14:00 -
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Don't like the idea of being tied down in a single low sec location? Not to worry! Nothing ties Brushie down in any one spot. If things get slow, we'll gladly take our toys to a new region to molest. You never know what low sec or null sec system we'll end up in next...  |
Camper101
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
27
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Posted - 2013.02.22 13:19:00 -
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We accidentally a fleet.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16494947
"For your termination of ***** *** we have paid you 0,39 ISK from their bounty pool." - uhm... Thanks CONCORD... |
Altaen
Calamitous-Intent
38
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Posted - 2013.02.22 16:20:00 -
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Good show. I got the report of that fleet right as I was going to sleep.
/jealous |
Adeptus mecanicus
The Flaming Sideburn's
Waterboard
284
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Posted - 2013.02.22 20:53:00 -
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Good crew to join if you like to put the hurt to the other team  |
Pollychrest
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
18
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Posted - 2013.02.23 16:29:00 -
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In about 1 week we are heading back to Curse. In preparation, everyone jumped out of their Slave clones so we could actually get some real fun in 0,0. Sure enough, a few short jumps through a WH into Etherium Reach and we found a couple nice ganks and fights.
On our way back to the WH our scout found a Machariel at a safe spot. With two quick scans he discovered the spot before the Machariel pilot could cloak. As our scout warped to the spot the Machariel cloaked so we jumped our fleet in and orbited the scout once he landed.
Turns out it was worth 6.8 Billion Isk with the pod.
Here is the comms. of us screaming like little girls:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBxZcCrNqro&feature=youtu.be |
max ericshaun
eHarmony Inc.
Brushie Brushie Brushie
1
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Posted - 2013.02.25 11:57:00 -
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Pollychrest wrote:In about 1 week we are heading back to Curse.
Oh how I've missed you Curse.... It'll be good to get back there. Getting fights in Molden has gotten harder and harder without multiple groups banding. heh |
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