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NP Hard
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Posted - 2005.07.09 05:32:00 -
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Rookie Revenge
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In the last day or two, extensive damage has been caused to the business of innocent miners and traders in the Amamake system. In light of this, a commitment was made by the upstanding citizens of Rookie Help that they would not stand any more for the disruption caused by unfriendly pirates to their livelihoods. Shortly afterwards, a defence force of roughly 12 reaper pilots was assembled and began to fly to Amamake.
Their mission was to be known as "Operation Meatshield".
Carrying the latest in elite technology, including at least one basic warp jamming module, the fleet made its way through Egghelende and Siseide scouring stations and belts for errant scum. In the Siseide system the communications of a known menace ("slarti") were detected, but for the damn life of them they couldn't find out where he was.
Then - immediately on arrival at Amamake - they noticed the trail of another pirate, the evil "Platina"  .
They had scarcely charged up our gatling autocannons before she contacted one of them.
"Can I gang with you?" she begged, predictably.
"Of course! You can cover for me while I mine! Oh, and how does escrow work?" replied the cunning noob.
Whistling to herself, Platina then pedalled her Scorpion class cruiser straight into the belt in anticipation of an easy kill. Unfortunately for her, she also went straight into a hailstorm of +1 and +2 hits. Moving into close range, which she seemed unable to deal with, the baying trial members began to take her apart. They succeeded in depleting at least one one hundred and seventeeth of her shields, until, terrified by the noobs zooming around her just 500m away, she warped out. She then cowered in a station until they had left.
Having set out to what seemed like certain suicide, placing their +1 mem implants on the line, they came back without a scratch, apart from having someone get blown away by concorde for friendly fire. If they had just had a few more warp jammers, she would have been done for. Amazed that they were still alive, the members of OM made their way back to safe space, contemplating the next phase of their battle for the liberation of 0.4.
Awet Nehafash!
Victory To The Masses!
NPH
ROOKIE HELP
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Rohann
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Posted - 2005.07.09 05:47:00 -
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You sir are one beer short a 12 ounce can of brew. Yet you are my hero for today.
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Rasitiln
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Posted - 2005.07.09 05:53:00 -
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very funny stuff, next time fraps it
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Icarus Starkiller
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Posted - 2005.07.09 06:22:00 -
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*ROFL!!!*
How typical, if they can't instaPWN they run and hide.
I hope to be in on the next haplness nuub fleet... I'm sure I can throw together an innocent looking softie for the effort, straight out of the 'unwanted clone' vats.
Good work.
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Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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General Killah
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Posted - 2005.07.09 06:23:00 -
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Edited by: General Killah on 09/07/2005 06:22:59
I agree with the guys up there ^^^^ you are my hero.
Awesome, and yes please fraps next time
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BadIronTree
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Posted - 2005.07.09 07:15:00 -
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that why drones and smart bombs are must LOLOLOLOL
you never know when some noobs from hell will come looking for you :P 
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.07.09 07:21:00 -
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I want a Scorpion class cruiser as well! 
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Hast
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Posted - 2005.07.09 09:26:00 -
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Originally by: Seleene
I want a Scorpion class cruiser as well!
dont be such a nitpick seleene 
remember, rookie channel
and yeh next time fraps, sounds hilarious
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F'nog
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Posted - 2005.07.09 10:11:00 -
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This almost inspires me to make a new alt to partake of the fun. Kudos to you for your adventure and excellent storytelling.
Originally by: Morela
"hey! I'm gonna go attack the north! Afk till tuesday!"
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Soulis
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Posted - 2005.07.09 10:19:00 -
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nicely done. i wish i had fun like that when i was in rookie chat 
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Darken Two
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Posted - 2005.07.09 10:22:00 -
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omg these guys are my heores of the week !!!!!
Why dont you just DIE DIE DIE !!!!
In the Immortal words of Kayosoni (and where applicable)
"This thread sucks. 2 Newb corps trying to make themselves look good... ugh"
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Laythun
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Posted - 2005.07.09 11:13:00 -
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classic storytelling
n00bs 4tw
"I believe in the theoretical benevolence, and practical piquants of cheese wotsits" |
Nifel
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Posted - 2005.07.09 12:05:00 -
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Next time get everyone to fit warp scramblers :).
"We wield swords for the sound of laughter that used to be there long ago." |
hired goon
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Posted - 2005.07.09 12:41:00 -
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Originally by: NP Hard
"Of course! You can cover for me while I mine! Oh, and how does escrow work?" replied the cunning noob.
This is the quote of the week, almost de-throning that G8 protester on the news and his "The police took my didgeridoo! They took my didgeridoo!
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madmarc
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Posted - 2005.07.09 12:47:00 -
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bahahahahahahaha thats goto b the funniest thing ive heard lol bloody well done guys those girly noob killers still in amemake lol get a life guys pirate in real space
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silent wings
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Posted - 2005.07.09 17:42:00 -
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good work lads i like seeing people getting whats coming to them .pirates aways go for easy kills when faced with even numbers or power thay run .boys get a grip and go play in the systems where you can find real fighters(or are we to hard for you......)
empire scares me
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Seleene
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Posted - 2005.07.09 21:12:00 -
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Originally by: Hast
Originally by: Seleene
I want a Scorpion class cruiser as well!
dont be such a nitpick seleene
remember, rookie channel
Sorry. 
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.07.09 22:17:00 -
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Lucian Alucard> So... Is the MC going to be using this new and dastardly tactic? I think so.
Ryea Eripmav> LoL.... that's funny sh*t. Now I wanna go and play with them... ah... I remember being a n00b corp and poking around in Rookie Help... that was fun.
Ryea Eripmav >It was funnier when a pirate tried to con me into his space with a bribe... Oh boy did he learn fast that I wasn't the newb he thought I was. He later got a friend's badger... anyone want to hunt him down? I've got a name
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!!
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Lacosya
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Posted - 2005.07.09 23:29:00 -
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i love it noobs fer teh W!!!!!!!!!!
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Morela
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Posted - 2005.07.10 01:22:00 -
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"Operation Meatshield"
Classic!
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Platina
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Posted - 2005.07.10 02:14:00 -
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hey id like to set the story straight, it wasnt 12 reapers, it was about 20 frigs and half of them destroyers and id like to see you take that many down with just torps, and i got away because i jammed 5 of them with 1 jammer on each of them =) get it right next time
thank you, the imfamous Platina
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Hoozin
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Posted - 2005.07.10 02:19:00 -
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Edited by: Hoozin on 10/07/2005 02:21:17
Originally by: Seleene
I want a Scorpion class cruiser as well!
Reminds me of a noob pirate I killed a long time ago with a Raven (he was in Kestrel).
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He told me that I probably had a Battleship too...
Originally by: Platina
hey id like to set the story straight, it wasnt 12 reapers, it was about 20 frigs and half of them destroyers and id like to see you take that many down with just torps, and i got away because i jammed 5 of them with 1 jammer on each of them =) get it right next time
I liked NP Hard's version better. Probably truer too - after all, you are the low-life pirate and all that.
(God there are times I wish I could pirate again...)
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ph33rf4ct0ry
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Posted - 2005.07.10 11:28:00 -
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Originally by: Platina
hey id like to set the story straight, it wasnt 12 reapers, it was about 20 frigs and half of them destroyers and id like to see you take that many down with just torps, and i got away because i jammed 5 of them with 1 jammer on each of them =) get it right next time
thank you, the imfamous Platina
Cry meh a river /shed tear
Nice story, great job
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Yolan
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Posted - 2005.07.10 11:35:00 -
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Edited by: Yolan on 10/07/2005 11:35:10
Originally by: Platina
hey id like to set the story straight, it wasnt 12 reapers, it was about 20 frigs and half of them destroyers and id like to see you take that many down with just torps, and i got away because i jammed 5 of them with 1 jammer on each of them =) get it right next time
thank you, the imfamous Platina
The fact that you were using a scorp to gank n00b miners says a lot
Guess we can guess what you are infamous or should it be unfamous for
edited for typo
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Omatje
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Posted - 2005.07.10 12:37:00 -
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Well done!!
Noobganksquad ftw!
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Stormfront
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Posted - 2005.07.10 13:56:00 -
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Quote:
thank you, the imfamous Platina
ROFL
Brilliant story BTW. Might have to send a noob alt down to Ama to find you guys and join up for some quick fun.
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Artfull Dodger
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Posted - 2005.07.10 17:24:00 -
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Originally by: Platina
hey id like to set the story straight, it wasnt 12 reapers, it was about 20 frigs and half of them destroyers and id like to see you take that many down with just torps, and i got away because i jammed 5 of them with 1 jammer on each of them =) get it right next time
thank you, the imfamous Platina
Methinx maybe more (or at least SOME) time studying up on the recent missile "balancing" may have spared you this (hilarious) humiliation.
(Which was DELIGHTFUL btw - GG nubs - a certain classic encounter!)
Oh - and shooting nubs ftg - how do you expect to make a living?
Perhaps YOU should have been on the n00b help channel
Originally by: Seleene
P.S. - I hate alts. ...
roflma
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S'aka Toueer
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Posted - 2005.07.10 19:26:00 -
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quality !! thumbs up for the bravehearted noObs !!
and next time you all should fit warpscramblers, it would be a nice kill mail to show on noob chat =)
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Jaydom
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Posted - 2005.07.10 19:44:00 -
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Brings a tear to my eye :P
Wonderful story. Silly pirates :P
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Lucian Alucard
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Posted - 2005.07.10 20:15:00 -
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In all honesty the true question is who was really the n00b the rookies or the pirate the rookies humiliated. Me thinks the pirate. T2 Target Painters are a BS pilots best friend I say take the time and get two.
Undisputed Lord Of The Forums!!!
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