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the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.02 01:27:00 -
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Want to get your enemies out and about because someone insulted their mothers and/or sisters whose existence is questionable? Need some ratters in some random nullsec system to get angry because hey are called out on being scrubs then you murder their ships? Want someone to provide lulz as they troll your incompetent FC for being an idiot and calling a CTA for a structure grind?
If so, hire me! standard rate is as follows: 50 mil a day a system you want to be trolled hardcore and/or propaganda spewing.
Reactions not allways guaranteed, most occurrences may result in textual dubstepping in local with a bunch of flaming about how bad the holder of the system is. Tears supplied may be fake or not as sweet as they could be since you were too lazy to do it yourself.
Note: This offer does not apply for high sec because too many crap mercs already spew their filth about like a hand towel in a bar bathroom. My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
Sheppard Aubaris
Kleinrock Heavy Industries Kleinrock Group
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Posted - 2013.02.02 01:59:00 -
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I condone and support these services. |
de4deye
THORN Syndicate THORN Alliance
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Posted - 2013.02.02 02:06:00 -
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the teddybear is fully supported by me, excellent service. |
terzho
StarFleet Enterprises Red Alliance
131
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Posted - 2013.02.02 08:19:00 -
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lol |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
154
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Posted - 2013.02.02 08:22:00 -
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get out of here, this is my territory Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |
the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.02 18:27:00 -
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Zol Interbottom wrote:get out of here, this is my territory This universe aint big enuf for the two of us, iI challenge you to a dual on main street at noon. You either be there, or be a panzy. My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
Alana Charen-Teng
Tash-Murkon Amalgamated Security
241
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Posted - 2013.02.03 04:40:00 -
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Mercenary corporations use killboards as their credentials. Perhaps you could provide chatlogs, so potential clients may judge your effectiveness? |
iskflakes
313
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Posted - 2013.02.03 04:49:00 -
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The system I would like to be trolled is "Jita"
Isk has been sent
Make me proud - |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
154
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Posted - 2013.02.03 07:58:00 -
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the teddybear wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:get out of here, this is my territory This universe aint big enuf for the two of us, iI challenge you to a dual on main street at noon. You either be there, or be a panzy.
your on Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
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Posted - 2013.02.03 11:11:00 -
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Try doing something useful.....even ice mining is more fun and I hate mining. My resists to bad posts are 78-89-83-90 ....... The metal head plate increased it by 5%.
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HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
161
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Posted - 2013.02.03 20:05:00 -
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Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king. |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
154
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Posted - 2013.02.04 01:50:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.
Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |
the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.04 03:36:00 -
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Zol Interbottom wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king. Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year.. My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
550
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Posted - 2013.02.04 07:56:00 -
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good thread...gooood!
"Also, your boobs " -á CCP Eterne, 2012
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Dilligafmofo
The Generic Pirate Corporation Fusion.
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Posted - 2013.02.04 08:31:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king.
I thought you quit before Christmas, must have been trolled.
Why you litlle............ |
HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
164
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Posted - 2013.02.04 22:54:00 -
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the teddybear wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king. Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year..
Well...last I heard... ..I never heard of you. No one calls out the king troll. Nice fail thread BTW. Free bump for a learner troll. |
the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.04 23:14:00 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:the teddybear wrote:Zol Interbottom wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:Just an FYI...I am the troll king. I'll make your eve life annoying as hell. Best of all...I work pro bono. So forget so called trolls and feed the troll king. Last time I checked ou make an ass of yourself and claim it is trolling when called out on it true story, still no takers :( at any rate, the superbowl is stupid this year.. Well...last I heard... ..I never heard of you. No one calls out the king troll. Nice fail thread BTW. Free bump for a learner troll. Thing is i can say the same about yourself as well, eve is a fairly large place, it is easy to make that claim. What you fail to understand is the art, it is to get a reaction from someone and you have proven to be a weak example but still an example nevertheless. These services are quite legitimate and anyone is able to hire it, thank you for the entertainment while it lasted though. My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
HoleySheet1
Concentrated Evil The Marmite Collective
164
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Posted - 2013.02.04 23:21:00 -
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You just got trolled little one. The art is one I've perfected...you're just a follower. Never a leader. You may kneel. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
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Posted - 2013.02.05 04:03:00 -
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Someone should pay him to troll an empty system for a week. Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement. |
the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.05 05:57:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Someone should pay him to troll an empty system for a week. funny story, if that happens i make cargo can pictures all over the system's gates, belts, moons and planets...
pr0 edit, they may and/or may not be suggestive My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
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Reprisa
Pimebeka Industrial Mining Productions Partners of Industrial Service and Salvage
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Posted - 2013.02.05 12:51:00 -
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Where were you when I was fighting BoB??? |
the teddybear
Teddy's Tax Evasion Company
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Posted - 2013.02.06 07:29:00 -
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Reprisa wrote:Where were you when I was fighting BoB??? I was bringing solo rifters into their home systems looking for their capital fleet like a noob...never found it My post anger you? too bad, suck it up and move along. |
Ristlin Wakefield
Wanderers of the Eternal Darkness Eternal Pretorian Alliance
290
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Posted - 2013.02.06 21:20:00 -
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Hmmm, I could use a wing-man troll when I steal loot from pirates :P What's your time zone and do you play on the weekends? I have a lover, her name is EVE. I see her every night and all she asks in return is that I have a pilot's license. |
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