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Logan Williams
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Posted - 2005.07.16 10:35:00 -
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At 10:25 Eve time this morning the Organ Grinder and Company, having no clue what to call the newest, suckiest voice in the recent swill of new, sucky voices, have deemed her "Chaotic, Robotic, Phone Sex Operator". As if things we not bad enough before, the husky voice and "Dial 1-900....." tone of the old post-patch voice was, at least, better than the new, quieter, robotic "Dial 1-900....." tone.
Our agents are scouring the Eve universe in an attempt to find and snuff out this would-be Eve spokesman. Please help us by posting any sightings.
Signed
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Naganomikata
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Posted - 2005.07.16 10:45:00 -
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If you done the tutorial you would know "she" is called Aura.
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slothe
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Posted - 2005.07.16 11:07:00 -
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I think i spotted her in yulai, whining about new highways and complaining that on her recording deal she only gets paid 5 isk / warp drive announcement.
go get her
Say hello on our forum @www.aserea.com or join our public channel ingame "MLM Public" lordmix >... i helped a corp m8 pull it off |
Reverend Necrona
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Posted - 2005.07.16 13:44:00 -
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We should find her and circle jerk over her. imo, i bet she's well up for it (P.S Mods please dont ban me for this post :D) Reverend Necrona |
munchy
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Posted - 2005.07.16 13:54:00 -
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Originally by: Naganomikata If you done the tutorial you would know "she" is called Aura.
now, is it a good thing or a bad thing that he's not done the tutorial recently??
and slothe, 5 isk per WDA aint bad, think of how many people warp here and there each day, i bet shes rich. ---
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Aegis Osiris
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Posted - 2005.07.16 14:49:00 -
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I think she sounds sexxah!!
'Course, I also think that chaps make good fashion sense, so my opinion may be suspect....
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u die
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Posted - 2005.07.16 15:02:00 -
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the old one had no accent ________________________________________________
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OVERCOPES 1
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Posted - 2005.07.16 17:51:00 -
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Edited by: OVERCOPES 1 on 16/07/2005 17:54:39
Originally by: u die the old one had no accent
ah ha,but are you on about the old old one,or the new old one,or the new new one?
personaly i think the new old one was on speed,"warp drive active huh huh huh gogogo"
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Logan Williams
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Posted - 2005.07.18 15:52:00 -
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Our agents are hot on the trail. We have inside information leading us to believe that "Chaotic, Robotic, Phone Sex Operator" has assumed the name of Aura and is holed up near Hrober in a safe house established by none other than the Angel Cartel.
At this point, our agents are beginning to view this as a rescue mission of sorts. Rumor has it that, as a condition of her stay, Aura is being forced to perform as an exotic dancer.
More updates as the situation unfolds.
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Aldari Verve
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Posted - 2005.07.19 05:35:00 -
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Surely your agents will find her but to save you the time Aura is not being sa***uarded by the Angel Cartel she is actually hiding under my sheets..lol
Just let me finish before u take her away..
-Aldari
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Logan Williams
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Posted - 2005.07.19 09:15:00 -
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Edited by: Logan Williams on 19/07/2005 09:15:35 TOGCO busted into the Angel Cartel safehouse this morning only to find one Aldari Verve. Shaking like a baby and with a tear streaming down one cheek. All that Aldari could muster was "But.....but I asked her to be gentle."
Mark up another victim for Aura. Our previous notions that she was being victimized by Angel Cartel have now been squashed by our most recent findings.
Aura, we know you're out there, we know you read this, we WILL find you.
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Kyle Caldrel
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Posted - 2005.07.19 09:22:00 -
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Nah, aldari had some bad crash... thats all.
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Aldari Verve
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Posted - 2005.07.19 14:44:00 -
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lol @ Logan. No there was no baby and no tears. that is where your story was incorrect. Also for the record she was gentle i was the one who wasn't Well i wouldn't know about the crash it seems to be all the same but when your an addict it's hard to tell anyways. : ) I'll be back in game soon so logan if u see Aura contact me cus
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Aldari Verve
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Posted - 2005.07.19 14:46:00 -
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CRASH + AURA= a OMGWTF GREAT NIGHT
(sorry for the double post i mistakenly hit tab enter) the crash was controlling me at the time it has bad flashbacks
-Aldari
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