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Stormcrow Maiar
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:05:00 -
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LetGÇÖs start with some basic assumptions about who you are:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) YouGÇÖre either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on GÇÿcarebearsGÇÖ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments
So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.
1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?
So why do you use a forum alt to post? |
Demolishar
United Aggression
783
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:06:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
How can a trailer have a basement? |
Kiteo Hatto
Equanimity Order
791
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:09:00 -
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They clearly do it so you would make this thread...............and to **** you off, ofcourse.
Stereotyping is always bad.
Waaaait a sec, I want to hear why you posted with an alt. |
Brooks Puuntai
Solar Nexus.
1087
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:10:00 -
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You seem upset. |
Natsett Amuinn
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
1760
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:10:00 -
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Forum alt posting is a myth.
They're high sec mains that claim to be null or low mains. Most of the forum alt posters are full of ****.
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ChromeStriker
The Riot Formation
Unclaimed.
478
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:11:00 -
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Posting in an forum alt post, posted by a forum alt...
24 in 15 days woop \o/ ... only thing you got right btw...
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Nulla Curas |
Dante Uisen
Push button receive bacon
4
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:11:00 -
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1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement: Yes
2) YouGÇÖre either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber: grosely overweight
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2): 50s and virgin
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3): Don't userstand the question
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock: Yes
6) You hate on GÇÿcarebearsGÇÖ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world): I love carebaers
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments: Yes
1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?: Yes
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?: Yes
So why do you use a forum alt to post?: None of your business. |
Brynhilda
Tri-gun
C0NVICTED
92
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:14:00 -
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What's a Forum Alt...
How may I drug you with drugs? |
MisterNick
The Sagan Clan
Pax Romana Alliance
209
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:16:00 -
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OP now owes me for a new irony meter. You know the things can't tell the difference between an obvious troll thread and a regular one; the poor thing exploded 
"Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom." |
Kate stark
Perkone
Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:17:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:LetGÇÖs start with some basic assumptions about who you are:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) YouGÇÖre either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on GÇÿcarebearsGÇÖ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments
So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.
1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?
So why do you use a forum alt to post?
1) she doesn't have a trailer, or a basement.
2) i don't think i've ever seen mountain dew on sale in this country.
3) no, i'm younger than that.
4) my internet search history would disagree, unless you mean lesbians.
5) no, i'm not that hairy.
6) nope, i am a carebear.
7) uh, if a fleet gets lots of members, a fleet gets lots of members, i don't choose the number of people to invite.
1) no, this is the first time i've posted with an alt in all the time i've been posting.
2) not at all.
why do i do it? well, we're not allowed to discuss forum moderation now are we? |
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Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
555
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:19:00 -
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inb4 lock
"Also, your boobs  " -á
CCP Eterne, 2012
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Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
177
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:20:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
So why do you use a forum alt to post?
Meta game content such as this thread.
Not today spaghetti. |
Zol Interbottom
Nanotrasen Inc
162
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:23:00 -
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The irony is delicous
Stupid forum posts become my MS-Paint art, send me some stupid posts if you see them |
Sura Sadiva
Entropic Tactical Crew
250
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:23:00 -
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So what, is the OP flaming my mom???
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Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
64
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:23:00 -
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Because the Internet is dark and full of terrors.
Actually, I've no clue.
I know some people in other MMOs that do it to avoid forum moderator interdiction.
Personally I'm a one avatar type of guy.
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Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox.
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De'Veldrin
East India Ore Trade
The East India Co.
873
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:30:00 -
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This thread will end well.
The Margin Trading Scam: If you fell for it, it's your own damned fault.
Malcanis for CSM 8
Eve Online: The full-contact sport for your brain. |
BoBoZoBo
MGroup9
Quantum Cafe
208
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:37:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:LetGÇÖs start with some basic assumptions about who you are:
This is the answer as to why your life seems so difficult.
Do you really need an explanation as to why people may post with an alt?
You are going to have a hard time coping with this game.
Primary Test Subject GÇó SmackTalker Elite |
Dyvim Slorm
Coven of the Morrigan
96
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:40:00 -
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Demolishar wrote:Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
How can a trailer have a basement?
I was wondering that as well  |
Stormcrow Maiar
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:50:00 -
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=/
Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously? |
Eli Green
The Arrow Project
459
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:55:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:=/ Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously?
if not serious > you overestimated the abilities of GD
if serious > still hilarious
wumbo |
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Kiteo Hatto
Equanimity Order
793
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:56:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:=/ Nobody read this and laughed? Everyone took it seriously?
GD is no laughing matter. Neither are internet spaceships. |
Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
280
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:57:00 -
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Stormcrow Maiar wrote:LetGÇÖs start with some basic assumptions about who you are:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
2) YouGÇÖre either pencil thin and pasty or grosely overweight with mountain dew cans spread all about your boy-cave dungeon chamber
3) Your in your mid-20s, early 30s and a virgin (see 1 and 2)
4) Your giving very incredibly strong mental thoughts to homosexuality (see 3)
5) You look like a bear who crawled out from under a rock
6) You hate on GÇÿcarebearsGÇÖ to make yourself feel important (I understand this psychologically trait as you are not important in the real-world)
7) You blob and rectify this type of gameplay with strawman arguments
So now that, we have all these assumptions out of the way lets move forward to your justification for alt-ing.
1) Your protecting your espachship pixels personal ? Even though your already anonymous from the rest of your eve world behind your computer?
2) Scared to hurt your espaceship pixels reputation?
So why do you use a forum alt to post?
1.) My mom never had a trailer. Don't know if she has a basement. Going to ask her that next phone call.
2.) Somewhat overweight atm. What are mountain dew cans? One of my apartments is rather small, so maybe that could qualify as cave, yes.
3.) 48, half through to 49.
4.) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.
5.) No but I'm currently in a pyjama. Does that qualify?
6.) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.
7) Sorry having to disappoint you, but: No.
I do not understand the next two questions. Nevermind. Also, what is an alt? How would it help you, If I posted on another character?
Edit: Wikipedia helped me getting rid of my ignorance regarding mountain dew  .
Remove insurance. |
Alphax45
United Dark Angels
25
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Posted - 2013.02.08 14:57:00 -
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OP: you mad bro? |
EvEa Deva
State War Academy
Caldari State
208
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Posted - 2013.02.08 15:03:00 -
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Moms basement ...yes
Fat/hairy...yes
virgin.....yes ( saving it for when i get married ) 
Forum alt ...No... this is my main forum person.
All that other stuff No ( Istay in my station ).
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MeBiatch
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
822
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Posted - 2013.02.08 15:10:00 -
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Demolishar wrote:Stormcrow Maiar wrote:
1) You live at your momGÇÖs trailer, more specifically in her basement
How can a trailer have a basement?
septic tank?
Ok, so you've corrected my spelling,do you care to make a valid point?
-áThere are no stupid Questions... just stupid people... |
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CCP Eterne
C C P
C C P Alliance
2082
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Posted - 2013.02.08 15:32:00 -
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Locking this thread for trolling.
New Eden Community Representative GÇ+ New Eden Illuminati GÇ+ Fiction Adept
@CCP_Eterne GÇ+ @EVE_LiveEvents |
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